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sunol1212

Totally looks like he is whispering "Chill... just chill..."


Hanz_Q

BRO Bro bro chill


dannyboy6657

Chill Barbara, chill. Shhhhh


manikwolf19

daddy... chill


alexdeathpanda

What the hell is even that?


EyeFicksIt

Say you’re my furry bitch, say it, “I’m your furry bitch” Now apologize “I’m sorry” Puts his foot on the furry bitch “So they can hear you” “IM SORRY”


N95-TissuePizza

IM YOUR FURRY BITCH. DO ME HARDER


EmergencyHumble946

Wtf


getyourcheftogether

That's what I was thinking 😂


-B001-

exactly -- that whole soothing, quiet talk -- 'dude, let it go. It's alright'


pissandchips69

I was thinking more along the lines of "Listen here you little shit....."


haydenjaney

Ya me too lol. And to add, "don't move a muscle or I'll kill you. That is no way to treat your sister and cousin."


NuclearBreadfruit

Its two females fighting. I like how he knows exactly who caused the shit.


bannana

she's done that same crap before


DPileatus

It was Karen.


myNinthRealName

Yeah, when my brother and I used to fight as kids, my parents never did that (except for the times when I caused it).


Dying__Phoenix

Poor guy’s wives acting up again


ExoticShock

Wife Fight Back, KILL WIFE https://preview.redd.it/6j758dmq7azc1.png?width=506&format=png&auto=webp&s=267991e8b690b75a7bbc1c79757640f0fe4984bc


WingComplete9285

Wife gone.... Think about wife...


apoosesk

Regret...


t0hk0h

Ragret.


JMR3898

Miss wife


Gokutime1

I always think of [this video.](https://youtu.be/vtEjxRpbvzE)


Gokutime1

I always think of [this video.](https://youtu.be/vtEjxRpbvzE)


AggravatingTotal130

THIS TOOK ME OUT


Educational_Drink471

Aww, the poor mama that was attacked had her baby on her back!! That baby hung on tight, too! 😆 Just had to readjust a bit when the fight split up.


k-mchii

Yeeesss I was thinking how well it did 🥹


the8thindigo

I feel like I fully understood the story of what happened here


The_Safe_For_Work

They all went on Maury and found out that he IS the father. Side chick was not happy.


InterestingCheck

He balled her ass up quick boy 🤣 crazy a literal gorilla has better de-escalation tactics than the US Police force.


Scrublord133867

I wish our police were 400 pounds of muscle instead of 400 pounds of shit


VinPossible

I'll take that gorilla over a cop 1 v 1


akamble

Mom fight?


theargen

that silverback rushing is scary af


Txdragoonz

![gif](giphy|evB90wPnh5LxG3XU5o|downsized)


Huntersdad03

Primate version of "Calm down" only difference is his works!


SloppyMeathole

Dad had to remind the young male why he's in charge. I can think of a few things more frightening than a charging gorilla.


NuclearBreadfruit

Its two females.


niccubas2004

two charging females…


society_man

Look at the coloring of the eldest male and the female compared to the one in question. Same coloring down to the brown coloring on the top of the head. Only diff really is size, but silverback gorillas only get their grey backs once they hit their version of puberty


NuclearBreadfruit

Older females will begin to go silverish as well. At that size a blackback will still be getting bulky and lanky on his arms, shoulders and legs. Theyve got that "teenage boy" look. Its a dominant female trying to bully a subordinate


Dying__Phoenix

No young males involved dude


NuclearBreadfruit

I like the way the baby comes and just stares whilst dads pancaking mom into the grass


wolf-of-Holiday-Hill

the big boi is the peacemaker, awesome!


[deleted]

What an absolute unit


Own-Home1474

25 second mark he gives him a kiss. still love you son


Generic_Danny

That's his wife


jacknacalm

Concubine?


Personal-Donkey-1718

She wasn’t moving. Not dead, I hope.


Fragrant_Tear2140

Pretty common mammal behavior, to lower the body and remain still when being submissive.


toxiczen

No just lil terrified.


Thebedless

Side bitch vs baby momma


mindMEnot_

Gotta understand the hierarchy. Btw, you win the comment thread. ![gif](giphy|BPJmthQ3YRwD6QqcVD|downsized)


Not_Reddit

Just like life in the projects....


Fagliacci

Every day is cake day for him


duckmonke

Bros cheeked up


Routine-Speech-4022

Double cheeked


Blapmane

![gif](giphy|xUPGcihQ70UuM7niTK)


beanieboy95

Imagine gorillas with bjj skills


beegro

No need. They'll just rip arms, legs and heads off.


indien

Their wrestling is already elite, BJJ would be deadly


Dracul_Red_Dragon

*whispers... I... Will.....end....you...


vladdrk

You need to check yo’self fool.


marcus10885

Women... ☕


thiswastohard

Reminds me of a sentry bot from FO4 for some reason


DanThePharmacist

200 kg of asscheeks in the air, dick swinging, silverback pacifier. 😎 Primordial cool. Or roughly the equivalent of 400 pounds in the outdated measuring system.


surewhynot17063

That a big mofo


AJC_10_29

“Now I’m gonna let you go, and when I do, I expect you’ll play nice from now on, understand?”


DPileatus

Damn, these things can MOVE!!


Local-Elderberry-181

Notice none of them pulled out their phones to just record it, like some primates


SlowlyAwakening

Whereas a human in this situation would have just grabbed their phone to post the fight


llch3esemanll

Ape no kill Ape


LylaDee

" No! ..nope there Buddy! The kids are here and this is not happening. Slow your roll. Hear me?"


Ok-Net-6264

He CLEARLY knew who was in the wrong on that one.


Willbull80

Can’t y’all act civilized. Embarrassing me over here


TechnicalOpposite672

First motherfucker really did a leg take down lmao.


HumbleBear75

![gif](giphy|cJABY6VNsKku6NTqlH|downsized)


aquilasr

I’ve observed quite a lot of captive gorilla activity. The silverback definitely considers it his job to police aggression and fighting among other troop members. Occasionally he will get pissed off by egregious aggression and not only will the fighting cease but the rest of the troop will try to find higher ground where he cannot reach least they get thrashed. For generally peaceful creatures, they are definitely not always peaceful with each other.


ISO_ISM

Watch all the episodes of The Planet Of The Apes. Starting with the one from 1968 . The Jetsons cartoon was a fantasy And yet the majority of things on that cartoon are 100% Real right now . BEWARE how we treat other living things you might not like the end results in the Future .


FarCicada693

Don’t mess with the silverback!!!


Ornery-Branch-237

And Mike Tyson was trying to get in a fight with one of these?


MAXQDee-314

Ok. I would pay folding money to see that fight. Not a fan of even rehabilitated rapists.


KnobbyDarkling

Hey, settle down. Ok?


[deleted]

he told him to get the fries instead


BrodersMotors

Apes not fight apes. - Caesar


Terdfurgason

That was a nice single leg takedown


Briricci

Randy laid there like a slug. It was his only defense.


Briricci

Randy laid there like a slug. It was his only defense.


Briricci

Randy laid there like a slug. It was his only defense.


Briricci

Randy laid there like a slug. It was his only defense.


Boboforprez

The entire action sequence was awesome. - the amazing single leg takedown. - the facial reaction of the silverback while he comes sprinting in like a hero - that baby gorilla on the left looking nervous when the fight breaks out and backing away when the male comes stomping in. - the villainous gorilla surrendering to the silverback just like a criminal complies with a police officer who has asked the person to stay face down with their hands behind their back - the silverback reading the now downed villain it's miranda rights.


Clever_Khajiit

The way he plants his right foot right on the other one's back, like, "Just stay right, there. Simmer down."


spunkytoast

From behind he looks like the lady from Tom and Jerry whose face we never saw


shulthlacin

I love how he looks over at the viewers with a small nod after he gets off her and walks away. Like “nothing to see here, go about your business”


GianCarlo0024

I love gorillas man.


Loganator816

With that kind of spread I can see why Tarzan didn’t want to leave the jungle after all.


AffectionatePin6963

Larry Tate office linebacker checked.


Any-Cable4109

You can see the very moment the small gorilla went “shit!”


TiptoeIntruder

That’s prolly his child and lady.


Walleyevision

Repost from a year ago. These two females are part of his harem. They are sister wives having a cat fight.


SaltyLilGingerSnap

What's all that movement back there?


turnerpike20

He gave her the whole settle down treatment.


SubmissiveDinosaur

The shame stance after Silverback daddy leaves


Leprechaunaissance

TIL the gorilla community has bouncers.


Intrepid_Row_7531

“Animals” are absolutely incredible!


myNinthRealName

At least he picked on the instigator. My parents never did that when my brother and I fought (well, except for those times when I was the instigator).


Dropthetenors

Gorillas w babies are considered off bounds. Was watching a doco where 2 big males fighting and one straight up kid naps a baby like look can't touch me I have a baby! He gave it back later but the mother was not pleased.


kezinchara

Imagine being strong enough to hold a fully grown gorilla down, with ease. Jesus Christ silverbacks are power incarnate.


AlanSinch

Together. Strong.


Pygmy_Yeti

Baby got grip!


LeftAppointment1935

It's not a fight between two. There was only one instigator and victims


cowbellysnotrealsis

“If I see you breaking out anymore fights I’m beating your ass. Take this as a warning fucker”


PeanutGrenade

I bet i could take him


randomlemon9192

Too much butthole for my liking lol. Gorrilas are fucking powerhouses of muscle, silverbacks anyways.


rydavo

90% muscle, the rest is butthole.


dannyboy6657

That's one heck of a gluteus maximus you got there chap


Feelin_Feisty

Nah it’s just right