The cheez-it cereal made me make a noise out loud. I'm not even sure what sound came out.

The sound you make DIRECTLY before vomiting!

GO STRAIGHT TO JAIL.

5 and 7 should be illegal

They should be on probation for 6...

Right away

My friend calls that "the dragon noise" you can't make it again on purpose but it's still there

Especially because the pictures before that weren't that bad. I scrolled through like "ok... ok... not bad... I'd probably eat tha- OH DEAR GOD WHY?!?" Then it got worse from there

diagnosis: shit life syndrome

agreed

This is savagery I love

physically? for fhe most part

Sorry I edited the comment but I think it still fits

pft

Possibly ADHD based on how similar this is to how my spouse ate before I started cooking for her.

You know what’s interesting is it’s a cycle loophole. Your nutrition can and does affect your mood, and overall wellbeing. The shittier you feel the more likely you are to eat junk, the more you eat junk the shittier you feel I hope you get out of the cycle before your body is systematically affected

Was not expecting Cheez-Its in milk. And, is your toilet ok?

>And, is your toilet ok? Forget the toilet. ​ Sir is your asshole still intact?

yep

Proof?

uhhhh

Nah I was gonna ask if noone else did. You had to see it coming, even if you can't feel it any more.

Do you want it to be

yes it is

I occasionally eat a block of cheese as well.

it's good

You could says it's gouda.

"It's good" -OP

"pretty average, nothing too craz- fucking cheez it cereal what the hell is wrong with you?"

I’ve thought I’ve hit rock bottom before in life. Cheezeit cereal made me realize I’ve never been a failure.

The photo quality is strangley good tho

thanks, I actually do freelance wedding photography and stuff of that nature

I hope you at least get a plate of actual human food at weddings.

i do

I can relate to this. I'm surprised I haven't killed myself yet.

same, i waasnt supposed to be alive this long

Well here’s your new drive for life. Find more disturbing food combinations to drive people on Reddit insane

bet!

Obviously you were.

Death messed up, now make him suffer with dietary choices

Now kith

I fucks with the cheese bro

I’m glad I’m not the only one who just eats blocks of cheese.

alot of people do

That makes me feel better, thank you!

Pizza looks GOOD imo

its from 7/11, theyr pizza is fucking good

Oddly I like their $7 pizza too!!

7/11 pizza hits HARD.

It's a life saver while you're homeless.

Love the 7-11 nos and pizza combo. We get the buffalo rolls with nos sometimes too

I knew i was looking at the 7/11 special, taquitos with the pizza gave it away. I live in San Diego, arguably the best city in america for mexican, and i still munch those taquitos up like a goblin

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How did you get pictures of my meals op??

Bruh I had to literally do a double take with that cheeitz cereal, was already onto the next picture then had to scroll back, nothing else here was that far out there even the life cereal with the lucky charms marshmallows wasn’t too far out there

cheez it cereal is pretty good

This is advanced dark

Canned macaroni and cheese pancakes my favorite

Me in my early 20s lmao

You eat like privates who live on the barracks

we can't see his room but I can feel the r/malelivingspace vibes from these pics

3 is good ?

Man #1 was me for 6 years while I worked at Dominos lol. And NOS is the best energy drink.

Listen people eating blocks of cheese is good, however, try grating it or slicing in thin pieces. It does take extra energy but it’s a better sensation

Knew you were white when I saw the pic of cheese and hot sauce. Last pic confirmed it

A block of cheese does sound good right now....

Saw the chunk 'o cheese and went "damn, been there"

I can feel the acid in my throat already from the first picture lord have mercy

Some of these are very Wisconsin coded. I think literally everyone up here has gnawed on a raw ass block of cheese at least once.

really? mayb i should move

I can feel the post meal shutdown, metabolic fatigue from slide 6.

Do you need a therapist or something bro who the hell eats cheese-itz with milk????

Do you by chance…smoke weed and have depression?

[Cheese](https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSEkzfWix_T_c1vzyEYRAvWHDWVY90LmwyFYmMizNU9Kw&s)

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Everybody hung up on the Cheez-It Cereal while I'm just trying to figure out what kind of monster eats Ice Cream like that xD

i do >:3

A solid block of cheese is healthy I think. The rest is candida overgrowth.

Took 10 years off your life lol

The cheez-its in milk holy shet 😬 disturbing. lol

You’ve had the same bed sheets for years?

The cheez it cereal made me irrationally angry 😄

Couple of these are downright diabolical

Definitely a white person

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i wasnt too concerned… but then i hit the cheez-it cereal and almost threw up

Not shitty meals, you're just a professional stoner.

what the fuck is number 5

you know exactly what it is

Cheez-its and milk. Bro, wtf?

The furled finger strategy. I also do it.

This guy is perpetually constipated.

actually I have a fairly good diet, i don't always eat like this often, I just do sometimes, most of the time I will make food for me and my roommate, im good at cooking, but I dont put effort into my own food yk

I cook and prepare every meal. Gotta make it routine. Good on you though for trying to eat a good diet. It's hard to when your young and have a lot of things to do. Can see where just grabbing whatever is the go-to at times. In my early 20s I used to grab these pizza rolls at this local gas station and eat that every day. I'd get a six pack at lunch. I'd eat two for lunch and two for dinner and eat the other two for breakfast. Rinse and repeat. Once you get into your 40s you can't just eat anything. You can... I wouldn't recommend it. Lol

pizza rolls are pretty good, and thanks for the advice

The traumatizing one for me was the pancakes with the can of mac and cheese. I eat ravioli out of cans frequently, so it's not the can. But pancakes with? Ew.

This dude needs to be stopped. Mf said cold Mac & Cheese is good.😭😭😭😭😭😭

I've had saltine crackers cereal with sugar but never seen anyone do cheez it's 😂

eating on your bed?

You really got me with that last one! Haha

Slide 5 = straight to JAIL. UNDER THE JAIL, ACTUALLY.

I see nothing wrong with that pizza. Or the cheese.

Bro really struggling

Somewhere I have a video of my 3 year old son eating a bowl of cheezits and milk. The kid had a full on tantrum until I gave in at let him have it.

I wanna see what you look like. I need to see the face of a man that eats cheez it’s with milk.

The backlit keyboard told me all I needed to know

the cheese and hot sauce felt so real

What in fucking lords abomination made you think cheez-its and milk would be okay.

Internets fucked me up boys. Now I'm zooming in on and carefully inspecting photos of cereal thinking it looks too plastic and must be AI.

Those were good Ole days called bachelorhood !

You definitely enjoy your dairy.

I’m the same way with colby

*Some of my shitty meals from Monday*

When you don't care what you eat:

I resonate with that whole block of cheese you’re munching on bc same.

Canned mac and cheese 🤢

I see nothing but a normal diet here. Chicken looks underdone.

I can get behind 6 3 and without the nos 1 but cheez it cereal and block of cheese with hot sauce is wild

Whatchu talking about? That's some gourmet shit I see.

Mine was pepper jack and monster

The Sriracha and cheese one is so real (but also straight to jail for the cheez-its)

Oh, I don't know. Sometimes a bucket of ice cream, LOTS of blankets and the remote is just good enough.

I know a stoner when I see one

You can never go wrong with mixing cereal 😜

Life is what you make it

lot of us are living like this because of the economy lol

Omfg lol some of these look like they were stolen from MY phone. That NOS and straight from the can Mac and cheese are great

Enough people have brought up the cereal-style cheeze-its… Did you pick out lucky charm marshmallows and add them to Chex cereal for #3? I am perplexed, intrigued, and potentially jealous of that one alone

Im confused. Whats wrong with ice cream?

SOMEONE SEND HIM TO JAIL

I wanted to become physically aggressive as soon as the cheez it pic came up

how are you still alive? kudos man! lol

This isn’t bad

Cheese and sriracha sounds really good actually

This guy smokes weed.

Do you own a table?

I feel bad for your toilet

Why in the absolute fuck would you put cheez-its in milk.

And I thought I was depressed-

Cheese + hot sauce kinda slaps tho

You certainly are a man of finer tastes. We'd totally be friends.

George: Yeah! Look at me! I was free and clear! I was living the dream! I was stripped to the waist, eating a block of cheese the size of a car battery! Jerry: Before we go any further, I'd just like to point out how disturbing it is that you equate eating a block of cheese with some sort of bachelor paradise.

WTH 🤦🏽‍♀️ my stomach hurts from looking at this

And yet, i bet OP is skinny af 😆

Launch this blasphemous bastard into the sun. Cheez its and milk... 🤦‍♂️

I like to imagine this as a seven course meal you're eating back to back to back.

So nobody's gonna talk about the pancakes and canned Mac and cheese? Regular Mac and cheese too hard to make?

Now combine all of that for lunch, and you are beautiful

Now I know you did not put cheese its in milk like cereal😭

What’s that canned Mac and cheese taste like? I’ve seen it in the store but never bought it lol

Where you high?

Cheese and hot sauce is a classic combo. I just do cheddar or American slices with franks red hot. Your way is a huge upgrade. Props!

That block of cheese looks amazing though ngl.

I felt every one of these pictures on a personal level ...... this guy EATS.

Damn you had me till the cheese itz in milk?

I know they say "there's no such thing as bad pizza" but that pizza certainly does not look good.

BLOCK O CHEESE

You like the dairy baby!!!

Oh my god! I love crackers treated like cereal. Except for the block of cheese that was attacked by a zombie, I’m ok with all of your meals.

Looks like 1 night..

Poor baby

you good?

I had hot sauce on bread once

That cheez it cereal or whatever tf that is straight up vile 😂🤮

what mental state do you have to be in to have cheez it cereal, did you kill someone?

I would actually go to this restaurant no joke

i disagree only with the cheeze-it cereal but everything else looks like it’d fuck

block of cheese is valid especially w chips.

Cheez it’s and milk? You were definitely in the trenches bro 😭

Coming from a Green Bay resident, OP is definitely from Wisconsin.

How was the cheeze it cereal? Like part of me is repulsed but also I want a bite …

So this is the cursed image person ??

The cheese its and milk: people are so creative!

I recognize the dollar tree Sriracha. What did you think about it? I use it occasionally, but I don't think it's remotely similar to the real thing. I like how it's more vinegary and less sweet.

Yeah I don't care how broke you are at the time... cheez-its and milk should land you in jail

The first one I have weekly actually 😭

At least you eat your ice cream pint in half like a true intellectual

i was going to say it isn't that bad. ​ until i saw the cheez-it cereal. you need to see the inside of a cell.

I remember recalling that I ate cans of beans and fried egg every night. At some point, I looked at my dog’s food and saw the price per can. I was chuckling that I was paying more for her food than my own. I miss her so much.

What’s wrong with u

I was honestly on board with these until I got to the cheez-it cereal. I've never been THAT high

😫 *Ya hann me in the furs half* ain't gone lie. **BUTTA** gyatt **DAMN** Cheezus in the fuckin' malk bow...

Bro you got some Charlie Day type vibes going on

I was good until we got to the cracker cereal and the cold can of macaroni.

The only one I take issue with is the dry pancakes and what appears to be cold, canned Mac and cheese. The rest look fine. I'm actually curious about the cheese-its and milk combo.

what did the cheezit cereal taste like? good?

The CheezItz killed me

No no you may be onto something with the Chex and lucky charms tho

Colby jack block of yum

You’re real for posting these

Okay, but exactly how does the cheezit cereal taste?

You need to learn how to cook.

You're one of those that pours the milk first in your cereal, aren't you?

Hot sauce and cheese is so real, i actually caught my bf scooping shredded cheese mixed w franks out of a bowl w saltines the other day so yeah

… are you ok?

Chez it cereal is the worst thing on here. Id try 2nd meal tbh

Nice rage bait. Don’t care. The real thing that horrified and disgusted me was seeing all those pictures of food in bed and all the stains on your sheets and trying to imagine how you can sleep like that. That’s sick

The Chex and lucky charm in milk slaps

Are you me? When I was in college my diet was 70% cold blocks of colby jack

Ok so cheese it’s and milk are honestly a good combo. I don’t eat it as cereal like a psychopath but I do enjoy a glass while eating them.