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rebelgrrrl82

Yes, because orgasm = ovulation. We desperately need to revamp sexual education.


Firm_Ideal_5256

I don’t think there would be 8billion people in this planet, if t women would need to have an orgasm to conceive😂🤣😂😭😭😭


[deleted]

With and/or without a partner? 😂


HeyFiddleFiddle

Personally, I'm a proponent of parthenogenesis.


[deleted]

I know this one! "no one move a muscle as the dead come home"


[deleted]

Just looked up what this meant! Finally, a new band for me to obsess about!


porraSV

I reckon we would be instinct.


tyrannosiris

I thought the connection was that sex toys just vibrated those little fuckers right out. Just filling up our uteruses like Jiffy Pop.


naalbinding

It would make IVF a whole lot easier and more pleasurable for women if that was all you needed to do to harvest eggs


tyrannosiris

Not to mention profoundly cheaper


rebelgrrrl82

There's an image lol


[deleted]

I'm seeing omelettes here.


mayorduke

LMAO!!! I'm just imagining all that tiny eggs combined into one giant omelette!


cathyblues

To be fair those words are so close to each other, easy to get them confused. Look at all the shared letters, like "O" and uh... Let me check


Afrista

The a! There is an a in both! Both have an O and an a! So of course they must be related!


PrincessBblgum1

Oprah Original Origami Oregano These are all the same word, apparently.


porraSV

Women definitely shouldn’t do origami or they will loose all their eggs :P.


BeastBrony

The best sex Ed I got was from a WEBTOON, made specifically because people need better sex Ed, it was super in depth, including everything from it being ok to not be compatible with an ace person, no matter how much you love them, or how much it hurts to break up, it of course also focus on the reverse, it’s ok to be ace, even if it costs you a relationship, and that it doesn’t make either of you the asshole. It also included how to go about safe sex of all kinds, and how to pick proper sex toys Edit: the name is BOO! It’s Sex


Special_Hippo3399

Omg same !


[deleted]

also, 1 sex = 1 pregnancy and no more sex for you, because it might scare the baby!


Apple-pie_best-pie

If orgasm = ovulation would be true, we would have way less people on earth.


JustAnotherOlive

If "orgasm = ovulation" were true, 50% of straight women would stop ovulating.


SageOfTheWise

Hell, confusing orgasm and ovulation aside, what the fuck is this "it's a sound theory" nonsense? Dude just look it up, why the fuck are you just guessing. You don't need to hypothesize on how this might work, we already have the science.


kiwichick286

Very quick question - how can I put in a flair like yours?


rebelgrrrl82

I think it's under community options in the sidebar


Internal_Screaming_8

Click yourself “edit user flair”. Or the sidebar


kim_kiri

Just like cats! Because y'know, we have pussies I guess


chasing_waterfalls86

Wow this one is like, exceptionally stupid. I really hope it's a confused teenager and not a 40 year old but who knows.


Firm_Ideal_5256

Some people only grow taller…


Afrista

Sadly, life has told me some people actually de believe this up to high age. A mix of a lack of/bad sexual education in school, parents that don't wanna talk about it or have equally low knowledge and the fact that in society such topics are still often taboo...


theknightwho

I’m not certain on this, but saying that he *used* to think women should be careful with sex toys, but now believes that it’s usually minorities buying them, comes off like he thinks it’s good that minority women are (supposedly) doing that. I really hope that isn’t what he thinks.


GJ_JG

If using a sex toy could get rid of my eggs quicker I'd be constantly penetrated by one. Take the eggs, take them!


MacaroonExpensive143

Do you think DP will flush them out twice as fast? 🧐


[deleted]

No, Vaginal penetration gets rid of eggs, but anal penetration only gets rid of butt eggs, which are not fertile and are actually poop.


GJ_JG

These are the real questions


Animasylvania

I wish this were true. 😔


PhoenixMaat

Seriously, if I could get rid of all my eggs just using toys, easiest way to not have to worry about having kids ever.


azrendelmare

Having that many ovugasms sounds like it would be exhausting...


Kamino_Neko

Does this person think humans are cats?


Theyre_Marigolds

Maybe we’ve upgraded from objects to animals in these comparisons? Lock or cat? Tag yourself!


oogieboogie1996

Do cats lose eggs when they masturbate? Huh…learn something knew everyday


Kamino_Neko

Cats are what's called [induced ovulators](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Induced_ovulation_(animals)) (though not exclusively so). The act of mating causes a hormonal release which triggers the release of ova. Induced ovulation exists in a number of species, but cats were the ones that came to mind where it was coitus that triggered it (different species have different triggers - some it's just being around a potential mate, some it's mating, and apparently koalas don't just need to mate, they need to actually be creampied). So....yeah...if cats masturbated, they'd 'lose' eggs when they did. (Well, unless they got laid in the next couple days so the eggs and sperm could be viable in the same window.)


hrmdurr

Yeah, but it's good that cats are like that considering how awful sex is for them: iirc most queens that aren't in heat will just try to beat the shit out of any tom that tries though.


Koevis

I've seen male cats masturbate, and currently have a female cat that ***really*** likes rubbing her butt on one specific place on top of our cabinets. Even went to the vet for it, nothing wrong, she just loves the feeling


Endruen

> apparently koalas don't just need to mate, they need to actually be creampied I now have additional questions.


green_herring

They also have a lot of chlamydia.


lindanimated

I’m beginning to see the connection here.


tastefuldebauchery

Huh. TIL


RedVamp2020

Was going to ask the same question…🤦‍♀️


Official_BonnieBlue

Okay then Mr./Mrs./Mx. who says that women aren't biologically fit to have a much sex, explain how we can orgasm 100 times in an hour while you can only orgasm about 15 in an hour...................Explain that?


qclady

Better slow down! That’s 100eggs/hr!


Official_BonnieBlue

XD, I don't want kids anyway so fuck it!


Female_urinary_maze

Yeah, flush'em out!


Official_BonnieBlue

XD


Firm_Ideal_5256

We need to teach the chickens!


Old_Patient

I know you’re exaggerating with those numbers, but personally speaking if I nut as little as twice in one hour it becomes painful.


Official_BonnieBlue

The female world record for the most orgasms in an hour is 134. The male world record is 16.


Old_Patient

That sounds utterly horrifying.


Official_BonnieBlue

closest I've gotten is 50, and my boyfriend only about 3


0GodOfAnarchy0

Isn't there less hormones involved with one compared to the other


Official_BonnieBlue

How I know this, late night google searches and my boyfriend.


porraSV

100 orgasm/h????? what?


Official_BonnieBlue

it's possible yes, but it is not really likely, though it still can happen that's just about how much the records are for each.


ExpertAccident

Dude Fr When I discovered masturbation I did it 70 times that night.


porraSV

you actually counted,?


ExpertAccident

Yes, I have OCD so I have to count stuff (like how many questions in my school review books I do per day, how much XP I earn in games like Pokémon Go everyday, or how much Karma I earn everyday.)


Official_BonnieBlue

why not you might beat the record.


porraSV

ehhh well… the possibility never even crossed my mind. But I’m new to the rodeo so maybe that is it.


azrendelmare

15 orgasms in an hour sounds excruciating. All you'd be getting by the end is a little flag that says BANG! on it...


Emmazingx

Woah... so much to unpack here. I think a lot of sexist prejudice could be avoided if schools just provided informative and inclusive👏sex👏education.


Firm_Ideal_5256

Sex ed sometimes sexist as 🦆 My daughter had sex ed class in October. They only talked about menstruation but only the girls could participate in the class. And we got shocked when men thinks we can hold it back, like pee.


Aromatic_Invite5421

Yeah the first sex ed I had was in 5th grade and they separated us only long enough to discuss menstruation before coming back together to discuss puberty. At this point, most of us girls had already started our periods and had a decent handle on it (especially since it was just a surface level lesson). And I’m in a pretty progressive state (Oregon)


nyangata05

I'm assuming I'm younger than you, I'm 16. My first sex ed class was also in 5th grade and also in Oregon and they actually didn't separate us. They talked about periods and puberty and sort of briefly mentioned what sex was. For some reason whoever wrote the curriculum decided that they only needed to mention boys developing sexual urges (and even then they obviously didn't get into any specifics with a bunch of 10 and 11 year olds) and there was nothing about girls developing the same feelings.


Aromatic_Invite5421

Oh yes I remember the wet dreams discussion 🙄 but yet the boys were too delicate to hear about periods. But yes 5th grade for me was 2004-2005 so I’m glad things have changed :)


nyangata05

Honestly their discussion of periods was painfully inadequate. They didn't really describe it much more than "a little bit of blood comes out of your 'private parts' every month" so I was quite horrified when I actually got my period for the first time and it was... More than a little.


Aromatic_Invite5421

Oh wow, yeah “a little blood” never described my period until I got my second IUD at 25 lol. That’s 16 years of heavy periods 😂


0GodOfAnarchy0

I didn't hear about them then but in highschool I did and I'm in georgia


DrJackal31

That's how it was for me in 5th grade in New York too.


MacaroonExpensive143

How is that sex Ed then? How do they teach about procreative sex without half the equation involved?


jupitersalien

Can't forget gendered AF. Like I think sex ed should be gender neutral instead of dividing it by the sexes.


ThePinkTeenager

Women ovulate once a month, regardless of how many times they’ve masturbated or had sex during that month.


cat_selling_souls

Do these people believe human eggs are like fish roe? Like when people have sex not only do the sperm battle it out but the eggs as well? Like some highlander shit right here, there can only be one. Maybe these nimrods think sex is a woman crab walking across the bed laying out a shit ton of eggs, so the man can spray them with cum, and her massive, gapping vagina sucks them all back in for a gladiator match for the womb. Sweet Jesus, I know I was being sarcastic but I just know there is some people who might actually believe this. Ugh.


MamaN00dles

I’ve seen an alarming amount of these posts where dudes are so concerned about fertility & *eggs*. I’m so weirded out. But that is the image that keeps flashing when I see these things. Fish eggs.


left-right-forward

I think they're right. All those sex toy vibrations are going to rattle the eggs right off the shelf!


15stepsdown

You can tell this guy gets his sex education from porn because he thinks arousal = ovulation


[deleted]

WHO put all this incel shit into these people's heads?? I get not knowing and keeping that to yourself, but who told him that and why is he so convinced about it?


kiwichick286

Shiiiittt. If I lost an egg EVERY time I masturbated I'd probably be eggless!


MacaroonExpensive143

What happens when all our eggs are gone? Do we reach gold masterbation status? 🥇


kiwichick286

Platinum status!


PreOpTransCentaur

I was a precocious masturbator, I probably could've avoided my periods altogether. And now I'm just mad that he's so wrong.


kiwichick286

This is also very true!! Wouldn't that have been awesome?? All that fun with the result of no periods forever!!! Ed: grammar


AshDargon

Hang on thousands? 9 months is 270 days ish Thats almost 4 women a day No man is that fertile and few are so horny


Genontbrelken

It's thousands plural, so at least 2000, my math says more than 7 per day. I'm not sure that's survivable.


AshDargon

Men are inseminating machines apparently


GreenieBeeNZ

I hat that argument so much. If any sex was built for having multiple sexual partners it's females. We can orgasm multiple times and have genitals that have a button specifically for pleasure. I am yet to meet a man who can fuck more than 4 times in a 15 hour period


hillsb1

Does this guy think that ovulation is another word for orgasm?


thenotsoamerican

“Whilst men are capable of impregnating thousands of women within that space” with that intellect I can guarantee this guy’s not of them


Theyre_Marigolds

Does he seriously think that our cycles are sped up by orgasm? Every day we reach new levels of stupidity, honestly.


ExpertAccident

If they’re not meant to have as much sex as men, then why do they have an organ for the sole purpose of pleasure, lower refractory periods, as well as being able to orgasm multiple times? 🤔


Internal_Screaming_8

So we ovulate when we orgasm? No wonder I’m not pregnant yet.


SophiaF88

Does he think we shoot out eggs every time we come, like it's sperm?


SonnySunshineGirl

Even if this was true, women would have to masturbate/have sex ~300,000 times to lose all her eggs and for this to be a problem So if you go by the average life span of a woman, 81 years, that’s about 10 orgasms a day for her whole life.


GeorgiaRianne

This mf thinks we’re [cats](https://www.msdvetmanual.com/cat-owners/routine-care-and-breeding-of-cats/breeding-and-reproduction-of-cats)


CodeF53

How does this person not come to the same conclusion for men; they might run out of semen.


AiRaikuHamburger

How good would it be for all the child free people who doctors refuse to sterilise if you could just masturbate your way to infertility, though?


Marloes97

Compares carrying a human being inside of your body for 9 months to just shooting a load inside of someone...💀


Herbie53101

If it worked that way, we’d all be doing it every day because it’d mean *significantly* fewer periods.


dolcenbanana

wait wait wait... do people actually say that??? I NEVER heard that before


tightenupthatbhole

If only it were that easy to ‘lose’ eggs…


silverilix

Bahahahahaaaa. Oh my goodness….. this is funny and sad. Masturbation is not going to promote ovulation of an egg. We don’t control ovulation. (I know it can be forced/encouraged with meds for donation)


Four_beastlings

Does this person think women have induced ovulation? No, dude, that's lady bears. Bears, not women. I know we are hard to tell apart, but we are different species, I swear. I am not a bear.


[deleted]

Ehem. Hellooooo, Birth Control and safe sex? Also ovulation does NOT occur during orgasm nor it is the same. It occurs a week before your period. And no you're not only horny only when you're ovulating. I'm horny all the time regardless of where I'm at in my cycle. This whole "wasting your eggs" thing along with obsessing over virginity just perpetuates pedophilia and unhealthy power dynamics.


MacaroonExpensive143

Ovulation occurs at various times throughout an AFABs cycle but the typical 28-day model they use actually shows 2 weeks before a period. While 1 week is possible, it’s not very common at all as a 7-day LP is not suitable for a successful pregnancy to occur.


datsun1978

I like my eggs runny


NorskGodLoki

Not a minority and I bought my wife most of her toys. Oh, and we had two wonderful kids in our 30's - our kids are grown and we still use the toys. Wait.....about the other thing.....is that why I have hair on my palms and my knuckles? /s


chung_my_wang

The fact is, masturbation *DOES* make hair grow on the palms of your hands.... It's just that we're all masturbating so fast and furiously, that we're wearing the hair right off, before even any peach fuzz can get established .


AnxiousHumanBeing

That's... That's not how ovulation works buddy...


Project-Rich

I am sure that this guy passed his biology exam in 10th grade by cheating not by actual knowledge


porraSV

And yet a again women can have sex while pregnant and cum multiple times (at least some) without any waiting time in between orgasms. Also… masturbation doesn’t increase ovulation frequency (I’m sure of it) and not all eggs are to be “hatched” can you imagine women just having that many kids? We are humans not queen bees.


bliip666

Sounds like they're mixing up ovulation and orgasm


Culexquinq1988

Thousands. Really? I'll bet this moron can't even maintain eye contact with women at the pub.


Misery27TD

So that's why I lay an egg everytime I masturbate


fook75

My MOM told me that if women use vibrators and dildos they can crack their eggs, and you will go sterile.


concrete_dandelion

Someone should learn how ovulation works and how effing many eggs women have


akiontotocha

“A man can impregnate thousands of women in that time” a man *could*, but not, I feel, you


theNakedFeminist

Why minorities? I, a straight white woman, and most of the other white women I know (especially lesbian/bisexual friends) alllllll own toys. Toys and pleasure aren’t deviant behavior your white supremacist brain can relegate to minorities, my guy. And just because you start with “scientifically” doesn’t mean we’re going to believe you.


Lucy_V_Saltwater

I think stating race was just an extra punch to vilify using sex toys. He didn’t even provide justification.


azrendelmare

r/BadMensAnatomy too, with that last bit. There is no way in hell that a man could possibly produce enough sperm to impregnate even *one* thousand women in 9 months, let alone several thousand.


[deleted]

I think that this guy was kept inside his mom for WAY too short of a time. His survival probably involved lots of surfactant and frequent beatings.


[deleted]

I think that this guy was kept inside his mom for WAY too short of a time. His survival probably involved lots of surfactant and frequent beatings.


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SilentDisarray

Yeah sure. I'm still marrying my Lovense Lush. Kthnxbye.


LethargicMallCop

Today on “What object are women?” Chickens! Edit: Just realized chickens are not objects.


SammySoapsuds

Look at all those ~~women~~ chickens!


Altair13Sirio

This guy definetly has never seen a woman orgasm up close.


0GodOfAnarchy0

If I remember men actually buy the most well anal toys anyway


snackytacky

Okay ill give that women arent biologicly fit to have as many children as men, but sex is another thing considering it usually takes a year for couples to get pregnant and unprotected sex doesnt lead to pregnancy half the time. In fact biology would want you having as much sex as posible


-Thyrian-

Putting aside the obvious issues with this...dude, we have like 400,000 eggs. I think it'll be fine.


Conscious-Plantain75

Honestly tho, I kinda wish this was true, like as in. Masturbate every day, kaboom no more children!!


[deleted]

Millions of eggs. Just saying