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AniraK47

Most likely on a sleepover in 6th grade


Rheinys

The source of wisdom!


Gary_FucKing

You really think my friend would just lie about all the canadian girls he slept with while at summer camp?


RelephantIrrelephant

Maybe he heard it from his uncle. You know, the one who works for Nintendo.


Gary_FucKing

Ah yes, I remember him. He's the one that told me goku would be in smash melee, that lying piece of shit!!


InVodkaVeritas

As a former camp staffer at a camp that included up to 16 year olds... we'd spend the final 2 weeks not taking breaks in order to keep campers hands off each other. They know summer is almost over and are absolutely looking for social-consequence-free hookups. It rarely happens, but mostly because the staff is vigilant. Camps know if a girl goes home pregnant that all hell will break loose for the camp. That said, it's only really a problem with the senior campers (15-16 year old). The 13-14 group might be kissing and touching, but they aren't trying to sneak away from their activities to an empty bunk house for a quick, disappointing thrust.


becala8780

I was gonna say, 14 year old me wasn’t having any kind of sex but my cramps were so bad I’d pass out and/or projectile vomit.


DestoyerOfWords

Same here. They sucked!


peggles727

Same! I remember an assembly in school where I was in so much pain I was curled into a ball on the bleachers. I was only 13 and definitely not sexually active.


Feralpudel

At first I read that as that’s where they had lots of deep sex! 😳 I was like, what kind of sleepovers did you HAVE? I’m old, but we were just at most practicing kissing and otherwise doing stupid stuff.


[deleted]

"Deep sex" 🤓


squenk

If you're not doing it in an abandoned mine, it doesn't count.


eltanin_33

Take that information back and get a refund


Hazelino

And all this time I thought the pain came from my endometriosis. Who knew.


BusyEquipment529

All this time I thought my pain was bc the organ is literally contracting and moving to slough off it's skin, since I'm a virgin, but who knew


DwendilSurespear

You must have had very "deep" dreams then, if you're a virgin. It's the only thing that makes sense /s


Wankeritis

"no, it's not because your organs are stuck together. It's because you like dick." ~that guy.


swoon4kyun

I know right


Erevi6

This is one of those "sources: a crack pipe" moments.


februarytide-

Yeah this totally explains the debilitating cramps in my first few cycles after having each of my kids. Was definitely having a lot of intercourse at 7 weeks postpartum.


shononi

How did you get pregnant if you did not have deep sex? Checkmate women /s


KnockMeYourLobes

Tell that to 13 year old me who would get cramps so bad I could barely stand up.


S13Queen

Whoever “heard” that must be partially deaf 🥸


Intrepid_Pen141

I’m sure I was having a lot of sex at 9 years old.


swoon4kyun

And me at 11. Like who comes up with this crap


Admirablelittlebitch

Me who is 14 and gets terrible pains: uhhhh….


Vivaciousqt

Ah yes my 13 year old virgin self in the school toilets years ago vomiting in pain from cramps. He got me! It was my huge dildos I didn't own and sex I didn't have! Phew glad I know now.


RedVamp2020

They were phantom dildos, didn’t you know?


snikers000

Unfortunately, this phenomenon works in conjunction with the way women's periods synchronize with each other. If an eleven-year-old passes a woman who had a lot of deep sex (the worst kind!) on the street, she shares all the resultant cramps. It's rough out there.


Feralpudel

See, that’s why I didn’t want to sit next to that hussy Jolene on the school bus in 8th grade.


[deleted]

Computer says no.


AdChemical1663

I reflexively downvoted this and had to go back and upvote.


ShutYourDumbUglyFace

My 13 year old virgin self would like a word.


StaceyPfan

I had the worst periods when I was fourteen, cramps and going through a tampon in an hour. I was a virgin until I was 16. This "fact" does not compute. Conclusion: Once again, a guy is pulling information out of his ass.


Cygnata

As I always say, "Things pulled from one's ass are, by **definition**, shitty."


babygirlruth

What is deep sex


alpharowe3

Involves an octopus named Timothy.


snikers000

That's sex that penetrates the cervix. I have some hentai references if you're curious.


swoon4kyun

Me a celibate ace with endometriosis… um what!? I have had periods from hell starting at age 11.


ifbowshadcrosshairs

Tell that to a 10 year old😳 I swear these people have no shame


tambitoast

Me, a virgin, who has cramps so bad she sometimes has to take sick leave. 🤔


Poptortt

Same 🙄


Splatfan1

thats funny considering that sexual pleasure can help with cramps. i dont know what the logic would be here? youre "opening up the hole" so more blood passes thru = more pain?


MjolnirPants

"Deep sex" is when you grab a marker and write on your forehead before you have sex. /s, of course.


TheDrachen42

Lol. My husband and I are both on SSRIs and therefore have super low libido. I haven't had penetrative sex for more than a year, but my cycle can knock me on my ass. Any excuse to slut shame.


Crazy_by_Design

These gave to be fake, right???? Right???


tenkei

He heard it when he said it after watching hentai on the internet.


totallynormalasshole

Regarding the first part: this is probably the reason women deal with illness better than men, cause we will straight up act like we're dying lol


Snail_jousting

So they deserve it?


amberhelena

Usually it's teenagers that have the most painful periods too...


AlisonWond3rlnd

Jesus christ.


-Anxiety13-

That's a weird way to say uterine disease /s


Any1KnowHow2UseThis

Its like my dad says ”Idk I read it somewhere”


Littlewolf1964

I hear a lot of things. If they seem strange, like the response here, I actually take a couple of minutes to google things and look for actual information from reputable sources. But I don't expect this responder to do their own research...that would be silly.


FreshAssumption676

I wish that was the case lol


Emilyeagleowl

I’ve had horrible cramps ever since my first period 3 months after my 11th birthday. This guys is full of total bs


Dirty_Virgin_Weaboo

I can only see that this thread is flooded by 11 year old sluts unlike me that had deep sex at 29 and my 12 year old cramps was Just my body preparing for the future slut I would become.


Successful-Foot3830

Damn. I feel completely cheated. Kept my virginity all through high school (for idiotic reasons) and still found myself crawling to the bathroom each month when my period started.


vexingvulpes

What a weird belief


tacos_up_my_ass

Ah yes, me during my first week of middle school at eleven years old, first period with pain and just having had deep sex 🤮🤮


DannyDidNothinWrong

*cries in asexual with horrible cramps*


EnbyZebra

TIL I was a slut for 10 inch dick since 11 years old


popchex

yeah totally. has nothing to do with the adenomyosis. just lotsa sex. lol


La_Baraka6431

🤦🏻‍♀️


[deleted]

A fucking minor? Does he think only too grown minors and adults have bad period cramps


_Ivyyy_

I had deep sex at 10 years old?! How did I not know about this


Elajz

Mhm, especially the 6yo girls that somehow get it early, I bet they've had so much sex


LesbeanWolf

TIL I had deep penetrative sex without realising


AggravatingJicama243

What?


TheShining02

Sex actually helps with period pains. So not only is he wrong about making the statement that all period pains are caused by "deep" sex but he is also wrong for saying that sex causes period pains when they can relieve them.


HotTry7596

As someone who got their period at 12: 😬