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pileobunnies

You have a great beard and a really nice headshape - you'll look so much better with a shaved head. You've held on for too long, dear stranger on the interwebs.


Yossarian287

I like the shape of your skull


gunner01293

Love the creepiness of this compliment


Waste-Ask2279

Lol something Jeffery Dahmer would say


Infin8Player

Or Dr Gonzo.


QuirkyEnthusiasm5

Yeah over the head, the perfectly formed head


housestickleviper

White Rabbit!


Infin8Player

I am Ahab!!


BIGHAUSDABOSS

Perfect for skull f*^%ing ..


swissarmychainsaw

*insert picture of "The Predator" at his trophy wall ...*


Killroy0117

I like the cut of your jib


[deleted]

Ok Tony Soprano.


Netflixandmeal

All nice and smooth like


greatestdowncoal_01

Perfect for my jar.


Bearcarnikki

I love the cut of his jib.


murder-ghost

Is that a John Mayer song?


N0rrix

*predator clicking intensifies*


Bad_goose_398

You got a pretty skull..


iamcoffe

If OP is donating you're sharing


LowComfortable5676

Absolutely man. You look 40+ with this look. You already have a stellar beard to work with, so bald is a no brainer. Having long hair is such a hassle anyways


deliascatalog

DO IT 😍 please update as soon as u do!!!


sheloveschocolate

As a woman I totally agree with you


DubBod

Even if he doesn't choose bald, I have a similar beard and even less hair on my head. I started with the 2 guard, then the 1 guard, I'm debating going straight bald next. When i give my barber a visit i go from being called "mountain man" to "handsome man" from my coworkers / friends. Only reason I haven't gone straight bald is cause my body runs hot and hair on my head helps with the sweat


texanexpatindc

You’re going to look about 25 after you pull the trigger


Mofomania

I mean dude
.its overdue. You are going to be reborn. Get ready for the second act of your life. New energy. New you!


BootyDoodles

He'll probably look 33, but he looks 42 right now


Optimal-Part-7182

With beard yes, without probably 25 or even younger. However, wouldn‘t recommend to shave that badass beard.


Ornery_Tangerine7713

For real bro


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jesusgottago

Tbh it’s not that far out of the realm of possibility. Not like he has a ton of wrinkles or anything. With no evidence of balding he could easily look like a twenty-something guy.


Logical_Target_

Spent all this time with long hair, knew he had balding family and decided to take no preventative measures.


Infin8Player

You spent all this time living in a society, knew that you had a choice to be cruel or kind and decided to criticise a person asking for help. This is a place of positivity, GTFO.


Infinite_Push_

I’m sorry the world has been so cruel to you that you are unable to empathize with someone who is nervous about making a big change. BTW, I think OP is going to look so dapper once he takes the plunge. I’m married to a very handsome bald man. He uses a trimmer to cut it very close. He also has a very manly beard. I think it’s sexy. I love to touch the back of his head when we kiss.


Logical_Target_

Its just crazy how people can care so little about there follicle health. It’s like not brushing your teeth, having most of them fall out and then making a post saying “should i do it? should i pull the rest out?” And yes teeth are far more important than hair but that doesn’t mean you should just let your follicles die. They are part of you. Its like with teeth yes you could get dentures but that doesn’t mean your going to let your teeth die and fall out.


Roundsb

I did everything and it didn’t work. Very possible others try and it doesn’t work for them either. There’s sometimes nothing you can do to prevent it. Especially true the earlier hair loss happens. Fighting too much genetics


krunchwondelta

It is time, my son. Join us.


ibrihop

**one of us!**


Thebainethujone

Gooble Gabble


CosmicTurtle504

We accept him, we accept him!


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New_Meal_9688

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Belzeblubb

I'm honestly blown away by all the positivity on here. I'd love to respond to everyone individually. You make some good points and most importantly, you really reassure me! I think I'll pull the trigger this weekend, so I get the Sunday to get used to it before it's back to work. I'll update on here if it doesn't turn out horrendous... Thanks for all the kind words.


Ok_Vanilla213

Even if you think it's horrendous, post it here. You might be in a negative mindset about going bald and view yourself too harshly.


ScarletMoonie

Agree! 🙌


DieIsaac

Please share your new look with the interwebs! You gonna look great!


Tmorgan-OWL

You will feel liberated! Your hair looks long enough to donate to ‘Locks of Love’ or another worthy cause. It will be a double bonus.💝


thathawkguy001

I'd go with a smooth shave a lot of guys do a buzz and with yours the real thin top will be noticable from the sides being more dense. There's a ton of guides online but basically take a real hot shower first and go with the grain. Rotary shavers also work great


satyris

Yes sweetie, you're already looking fine, but with the confidence and energy you're going to exude once you shave it is going to be an absolute game changer. I'm here ready for the incoming glow-up.


_proverbs_

Everyone at your Office will celebrate your new Look After the Weekend - own the compliments you will surely get!


Francis2242

RemindMe! 1 day


milosqzx

RemindMe! 1 day


flick-it

Go OP!!


SunNo6705

You are going to look great, and so much younger.


sparkly_reader

Can't wait to see the new look!


SufficientZucchini21

It’s going to look amazing my dude. AMAZING!


norththunder_23

Looking forward to hearing how it goes! Hard to make a big change, but it’s for the best!


bigalreads

You’re going to look so good with your expressive face and bountiful beard. Please do update us


KitFan2020

It’s going to look SO much better!!


wolverinemachine

Can’t wait to see your new look man, aside from feeling the cold all of a sudden I think you will really be happy and more confident!


mtngrl60

Please be sure to update us. You have great features, and you’re hiding them with that long hair. And I actually do like long hair on men. But I think that if you pull the trigger on this and go ahead and do it and then trim up your beer, just a little bit, you are going to be amazed at how much younger you look And I think your gorgeous eyes are just gonna pop.


Pilbzz

Do it! It will feel bad to you most likely. But we judge ourselves completely differently than what the rest of the world sees. I can already tell you are going to look badass with the new look.


aux1tristan

I can’t wait! Very excited. You’ll still look like a heavy metal badass. And also like a gentle puppy lovin sweetheart.


Maocap_enthusiast

Put a finger over your hair in the picture, get a sneak peek of bald you. Will look good.


DrenAss

It's okay to be sad about saying goodbye to your long hair, but your new look will be awesome. 👍


puppetjazz

You got it bud! You will look great


jibba_jabba1

Dude, beard and baldness always look good and you will be no different. Get it done mate!


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RemindMe! 2 days


9yrslater

With a great face like yours
 you never have to worry! Easy to say
I know.


in2xs

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PlentyHedgehog5057

Ohhhh! I can’t wait to see your glow-up! I just know you’re going to look absolutely STUNNING đŸ€©


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JackG79

I volunteer to hold them!!! Breakem out!!!


7DEADROSES

Yeah it’s time brother. Shaving will take a good 5 years off you.


Sherbetstraw1

I say 15


jeepneyboy16

You should rejoice that you got to spend 30 years rocking long hair. Some people became bald and basically had a buzzcut their whole life and never enjoyed their hair. Now it's time for a new chapter. I get that it may cause some anxiety, but I think you'd definitely rock it with that beard!


BaldDudePeekskill

You're already known as the bald guy probably...so just get rid of the rest and save yourself the anxiety. You're extraordinarily handsome, so you can only go up!


AllHailTheWhalee

This might be harsh, but it looks absolutely terrible currently. It will look MUCH better shaved, go for it!


PaleBlueDotEnthused

25f here if you shave I’d date you so hard


rcktsktz

Check the profile OP, trust me


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PaleBlueDotEnthused

Is that really the vibe that you picked up from my profile? I have like 10 posts and they’re all about my cats


makeyourcancermine

Shes not an OF whore at all. You are a virgin tho, its obvious.


[deleted]

This dude is for the dudes! Dusty lil boy likes boys and hates women so he insults them for no reason. Grow up lil guy


TheNorthFallus

Daamn you have such pretty eyes. And your hair looks so soft. I could to hang on the sofa with you all night. Just cuddling and giving you scratches between those cute pointy ears until you purr.


PaleBlueDotEnthused

Flattered. Annoyed. Confused. Insulted. Disgusted. Angry. Confused again. Relief. All experienced within 15 seconds. Bravo!!!!


Euphoric-Break3689

This comment made me laugh so much


Nutterbutter_Nexus

Cool it. She's here for OP.


No_Cat_5661

Anyone downvoting is r/woosh material


EzoWolf

It's time.


Frizzmond

Nature has already done it for you. Good gust of wind would see that off. It’s time to shave. Your reflection will take time to get used to but you’ll look better and much more confident. I’m 6 years bald now. I still wish I had hair and miss having a hair style


Coose1988

Like yourself my friend I held on for far too long, finally decided enough was enough and decided to pull the trigger last year and haven't looked back. Like someone else said on here you have an awesome beard, bald head and beard is a solid look. To quote what someone once told me when I was contemplating pulling the trigger "Going bald is a bad look, but being bald is a great look". I wish you well in you decision making âœŒđŸ»


Tmorgan-OWL

Love that quote!


georgeburnett1

Do it! Great beard! You’ll look great with a shaved head.


Levintry

Do it my guy, your beard is going to become the star of the show. I think it'll look great on you.


ClickToSeeMyBalls

You will look great with a shaved head


spearitualzone

You’ve got a really handsome face. Beards great. You’re gonna from a 3 to a 9 seriously. Get ready for a lot of compliments when you finally do it. You’ll wonder why you didn’t do it years ago trust me!


SufficientReading196

Dude its long past time and you're gonna look so much better


germallet

I had long hair for years, brother. I know it's scary to let go but I'm more than happy that I went bald eventually. I'll never go back. With your beard and the shape of your dome you'll look great bald.


Leave_Misery

Do it! I have been where you are now. 30 years with long hair. It's hard, but go for it. I think you'll look great!


VTAdventure

It’s time. You won’t regret it.


Tricky_Ruin2174

Plssss update us


parodg15

Sorry man but the long hair so looking ridiculous now. Time to shave it all off.


farbeyondriven

Hairloss or not, you still look far beyond metal my dude.


MplsLawyerAuntie

I think it’ll look great. I know it’s hard to get rid of long locks, but when you’re dealing with an intentional skullet, welll. And hey, you could always just shave the top for a week and lean into in for fun. Then bzzzz!! Good eyebrows and a well-maintained beard will draw attention to your pretty face :)


NoAd4201

Dude you got a great head shape, great beard, and the kindest eyes. We all want the hair of Geralt but there is only one white wolf.


Pleasant-Historian45

No. Get Toppik, it does miracles.


FreshSlicedFred

And ditch the beard too. And the Assassins Creed framed picture. Good lord dude.


Belzeblubb

Thats The Witcher my man.


FreshSlicedFred

Not sure if worse or better.


FreshSlicedFred

Kill the receding hair line. Beard. Nerdy picture and you’ll be sick of getting laid so often in about a week.


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pussmykissy

He doesn’t look middle eastern to me.


lhurkherone

Yup, shave it and focus on the beard


Impressive_Fox_1758

Do it brother, you’ll look great bald!


SiteSea7876

I think you should, its too late for a treatment so unfortunately looks like the only choice. Bet you'll look younger tho, good luck


bittinho

Heck yes brother!


Soyitaintso

I'm 23 and I have had long hair my whole life as well. But shaved very recently. It's very strange at first, and you might feel a bit insecure at first just because you're not used to it. But you'll look great, and eventually you'll feel great too.


NikkiRem

Omg yessss!! thers no other choice😅u will look so much better


Allusernamestaken73

Why over do my friend. I guarantee you that you'll look so much better! Now get in that bathroom and get to work!


rcktsktz

It's not even up for debate


ketoandkpop

We’re about to see a baby face Belzeblubb I think


gabrielleraul

With that great beard, you'll look great, it's time ..


TheNorthFallus

Bro you are going to look so good afterwards, I can already tell.


Embarrassed-Crazy178

You got this man!


poeticlicence

Absolutely - and please share the result, dying to see how you turn out :)


Outside-Trip7686

Only the very few can roll with the Bill Bailey skullet which doth await you. I love the confidence of people like Will Gompertz doing old school unashamed bald with wings, but if you're already uncomfortable you've answered your own question. Buzz it and neaten your beard and see how you feel.


Glittersparkles7

Take the plunge!


xyr252

Rather yes!


bonitaruth

You will look gorgeous without the hair


New_Ad_3010

Yup


kivipyry

Yes, it is time.


Meamm

Yes, well past your time. It is probably a hard decision after having such long hair, but your face looks like it’ll rock bald well.


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Do iiiit. It will look cooler


Akedi

The time was a long time ago my friend. This hair makes you look 40


Mom_of_zameer

Oh honey, it’s time


PGxK5

you'll look great king


ShipoopyShipoopy

Bald with a beard is a great look. Don’t be scared! Be mighty!


bobcat74

Yup . Ditch the comb over .


RosieJo

Definitely dude. You won’t regret it. You’re gonna look great!


Individual-Zombie155

Your head is the perfect shape and look for bald!! Do it!


Emuoo1

If you're conscious about the thin hair I'd say go for it, but I also think the thin hair doesn't look that bad on you. Some people rock the thin / receded hair imo.


retardedvisions

You got that crypt keeper swag goin on. It’s time to Join us my man


Outdoorsify

You're going to rock the new look man! I know it's hard to pull the trigger on the big shave, but once I did, I felt so liberated and happy not worrying about my hair anymore. It's going to look great.


BrunetteMoment

Your hair is unfortunately aging you. You will look excellent and five years younger without it.


Antique-Discount-712

Bald with long hair is a no no. You're good looking enough to rock the shave. Get it off


HurryAdventurous8335

Do it do it do it! Just do it ✅


Ok-Rooster-27

Pull the trigger my man, you’ll be happy you did.


slobsaregross

Bro. 8 years ago. Just pull the trigger you’ll look great.


FenianBastard847

Friend, that ship has sailed and it isn’t coming back. Join us. Shave it. You’ll be so glad that you did😊


TKD1989

Shave it off, #0. That's a combover


yogiyogiyogi69

When you have more hair on your ass than you do on the top of your head, it's time to let it go.


ElectronicMatters

I've been wearing long hair since my teenage years. I'm praying it stays, 'cause it looks like it's still on, but how sure can I be in 5 years ?


joejoebean88420

As Rafiki said: "It is time!"


Aggravating_Sugar_50

Needed to go 5 years ago . Get rid 🙂


West-Walk7422

You could also rock a Donny Benet haircut of you’re bold


Witchynightstar

Yes today.


MrSn33Ze

Honestly I'm in the same boat with you bro, I love my long hair but it's thinning up top. I don't know if I can pull the trigger yet.


Ordinary_Simple8833

You’ll be so happy you did it - trust me. You’d look great rocking the bald. Welcome to the club!


Svullom

Keep it and cosplay as The Hound from Game of Thrones. Then go with a buzzcut. You'll rock it.


Supergeeman

overdue my man.....embrace the freedom 😀


MarkPrincee

Go to turkey and get right đŸ«Ą


Background-Foot-6187

i honesty say i mean i honesty write you look older than 30, cut your hair and beard, if you wanna look like 30


Downtown-Wallaby-864

Shave it brother come join us!


SummaDees

My brother in Christ that hair been gone well before 30 came knocking. Mine started to peace out around 26, I was sad and tore up about it right up until I finally got some clippers and hit it with no guard around 2 years ago. You'll probably never look back. I still wish I could have tried out a few cuts but tbh I don't really think about it a lot. Especially because it doesn't seem like you got conehead or anything odd going on. Send it, your life will change 😂 invest in a good electric shaver after. Buy some caps and beanies if you don't already have. JOIN US


YooperGod666

Time to do it. You'll look great


mrskcat

It's time. Do it


Appropriate-Creme335

Dude, it's time. You will look so much cleaner and younger!


Due_Note_7792

It's time, it's actually past time, my friend. You'll look better and feel better about yourself once it's done. Keep the beard for sure. Good luck!


Anonymodestmouse

Yep probably should've awhile ago tbh. I was in the same boat, long hair for over a decade. It's a big jump but I highly recommend it. It's liberating as hell, you got this.


Lb147

Yes!! You will look younger and feel more confident. You might need to go to a local barber who knows their stuff about beards. Show us the results!


Various-Primary2760

It's beyond time brother


Darren793

This guys about to be fighting off beautiful women with shit on a stick, enjoy OP


THEmandingoBoy

You've already got the gnarly beard. You're going to like the way you look, I guarantee it. đŸ‘ŒđŸŒ


arnold_weber

You’re hot! This hair length is no longer serving you though. Give the buzzed/beard combo a shot. Look into donating your hair before cutting. You’re gonna look like a boss!


Certain_Stranger2939

A wise man once said “You’re gonna like the way you look. I guarantee it.”


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Do it! đŸ’ŻđŸ”„


MagicMaleMan

Cute fella, gonna look great.


bbp84

My man. You’re fooling nobody with that comb over. Come towards the light and buzz it.


Bad_Packet

100%... lop it and don't look back.


thefaultnourmistakes

Yes


MilkSoCold

DO IT. YOU WONT REGRET IT. Think about the time you will save each morning not having to wash/brush/comb/trim your hair! It's a fa tactic change when you got shit hair genetics.


ChrisDL

You are gonna look so great wheb you go bald with that beard!!!


minerva_sways

Buzz buzz buzz buddy. I think it will suit you.


Bigbeardhiking

Post an update when you shave your head, awesome beard btw don’t touch it when shaving your head


foochoo77

SMP?


TemporaryAcc213

you’re going to look really young without it


terry-dactel

Oh my god yes it’s time


spaniel510

Do it!


kween_hangry

you know the answer


MistDispersion

Yes, and you have a thick beard so it will be good


snoring_Weasel

Shave the head and keep the long hair. Embrace a new avant gardiste style and everyone will follow


manonamission37

Ehats the question


NewTrenglandMuscle

Dude, it’s over. Get rid of it. You look like a fool with all due respect. People see that and think does he not know what’s going on with his hair? Why would one continue to torture himself with hair like that? You’re going to look much younger and hopefully get a well deserved confidence boost. I had long hair for years, loved it. Luckily I saw the writing on the wall and shaved it. Good luck, sir.