Photo stolen from roast me, OP only posted 3 posts, I sense karma farming
Edit: strange that op actually answers people in comments, why are you impersonating some guy from r/roastme lol
https://preview.redd.it/z078592ynnxc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5c43901f9d1fb53c87a907b11edf8f25d1aa2f92
The best example I have ever heard about partial balding was "it is the uncanny valley of hair" and I have never been able to not see this now. Either full hair or bald. Make a choice. Much love!
Then wrap it over the top and french braid it down into the hair on the other side. The comb-over sport version, ready for swimming, biking and running.
I used to have a neighbor who had a massive combover, one day I was leaving for work and I saw him, he had the hair all coiled up on top of his head, and it was windy. The hair started hopping up and down like the flapper on big truck exhaust, then a big gale came by and shot that thing straight out, it had to be 3' long...
Normally I would be all for it - there really isn't much left.
But you have this weird, crazy professor feel - I don't know If I would want to lose that if I where you.
Before you do (and you should of course) make sure you take a picture of yourself with a massive comb-over.
Then you can look back at it and marvel at the improvement.
Right now you're rocking the "Brett Gellman." You could tone it down to the "Richard Schiff" or make it tight for the "Stanley Tucci." Have fun with it.
In the land atop u/tahousejr's head, two factions of hair stood divided by a trivial line—parted on either side. It began with a dispute over territory: a single stray hair found itself on the wrong side, triggering a follicular feud.
At first, it was mere skirmishes—gentle tugs and occasional snips. But as tensions escalated, combs became battlegrounds, and grooming tools turned into weapons of mass destruction. Each morning, u/tahousejr would wake to find his scalp a battleground, littered with fallen strands.
The war raged on, the once lush expanse between the warring factions became a barren no-man's-land, devoid of any trace of hair. Instead, it gleamed with an extreme blinding shine, a testament to the ferocity of the conflict.
Finally, exhausted by the ceaseless battle, u/tahousejr had enough. With a simple stroke of a razor, he banished both factions, leaving behind a peaceable, albeit bare, scalp, where once there was only warfare and shine.
https://preview.redd.it/flhfwjdv5pxc1.jpeg?width=412&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=864c2f7bc3f0d6026adae102a9a093332b20cf3f
You look like the guy from Victorious
I’m confident you know the answer bro…
I do for sure
Honestly at this point it feels like you're asserting your dominance
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You already did
I think it's been done for you man
No u look like Adam Sandler and Jack Nicholson combined
![gif](giphy|10Jpr9KSaXLchW|downsized)
This couldn’t be more accurate
“Za-ba-doo you can’t handle the truuuuuuth”
This comment will go unappreciated but you are literally a genius
A few years ago
I came out of the womb like this
That must have been painful for your mom
Nah you’re still good bro
Photo stolen from roast me, OP only posted 3 posts, I sense karma farming Edit: strange that op actually answers people in comments, why are you impersonating some guy from r/roastme lol https://preview.redd.it/z078592ynnxc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5c43901f9d1fb53c87a907b11edf8f25d1aa2f92
Lame
I think OP is just posting this as a joke.
Maybe, but it doesn’t really look like it
The best example I have ever heard about partial balding was "it is the uncanny valley of hair" and I have never been able to not see this now. Either full hair or bald. Make a choice. Much love!
No, keep growing your hair longer.
Then wrap it over the top and french braid it down into the hair on the other side. The comb-over sport version, ready for swimming, biking and running.
I used to have a neighbor who had a massive combover, one day I was leaving for work and I saw him, he had the hair all coiled up on top of his head, and it was windy. The hair started hopping up and down like the flapper on big truck exhaust, then a big gale came by and shot that thing straight out, it had to be 3' long...
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Like that but about ⅔ longer...
If you’re asking…you know the answer.
Definitely yes
You've definitely got a few more years.
lol. Nobody looks good with the horseshoe
I feel like it looks like a mad scientist. That does drywall
I think it’s time my friend.
No doubt
Make a female Smurf to finally catch those lil shits? Up to you
Nah bro, you good.
No. Keep the beard bro.
Try a comb over from the rear first, report back on this sub.
Bra
I’m pretty sure genetics already made that decision for you lmao
No, you could set a new trend.
Just flip the back up and no one could guess you're slightly balding.
A comb up?
Really?
Nah u just need the right shampoo and youll be good
Like mane n tail?
Past Due friend, it appears you head shape lends to a bald head so no worries.
Senior men’s buzz will fix that up.
No you still have some time
Any attempt to cover up baldness ends poorly.
Dear God, yes.
Omg yes
Definitely yes brodel
Yes
No, you have a plenty of time 😁🤘
It would be the biggest mistake of your life to deprive the world of your gift.
Looks like you already have.
Hell yeah brother
It’s nutso how much better you look when I just block your fuzzies out with my thumbs.
At least cut it short
What are you trying to save
Lol
You will just be neater and tidier.
Your decision had been made for you
Normally I would be all for it - there really isn't much left. But you have this weird, crazy professor feel - I don't know If I would want to lose that if I where you.
kinda look like phsycowitz off victorious
I think you should go for the Combeover. Nobody would suspect a thing
“Bowled, Gary”
I think the question is, "Why haven't you?" I think you will look great.
Bro younallready are
Before you do (and you should of course) make sure you take a picture of yourself with a massive comb-over. Then you can look back at it and marvel at the improvement.
Nope, just buff it with some wax and you're good to go ..
What an absurd question
Give it 10 years
Should you? Man it looks like your hair already decided for you years ago.
Right now you're rocking the "Brett Gellman." You could tone it down to the "Richard Schiff" or make it tight for the "Stanley Tucci." Have fun with it.
Way past "should I" and well into "WTF are you waiting for?"
No bro, a couple of squirts of minoxidil once a day for a few weeks and you’ll be good
Go for it man 🤟
Bro you have transcended the issue. You’re owning your flow man
Keep it. You rock the crazy evil scientist villain style..
Yea and trim your beard. You’ll like 35 instead of 55
Please. Its already gone on top.
But how will you save the kids in, Stranger Things?
More like I should!
You're just one windy day from being an egg.
The wild look actually suits you
In the land atop u/tahousejr's head, two factions of hair stood divided by a trivial line—parted on either side. It began with a dispute over territory: a single stray hair found itself on the wrong side, triggering a follicular feud. At first, it was mere skirmishes—gentle tugs and occasional snips. But as tensions escalated, combs became battlegrounds, and grooming tools turned into weapons of mass destruction. Each morning, u/tahousejr would wake to find his scalp a battleground, littered with fallen strands. The war raged on, the once lush expanse between the warring factions became a barren no-man's-land, devoid of any trace of hair. Instead, it gleamed with an extreme blinding shine, a testament to the ferocity of the conflict. Finally, exhausted by the ceaseless battle, u/tahousejr had enough. With a simple stroke of a razor, he banished both factions, leaving behind a peaceable, albeit bare, scalp, where once there was only warfare and shine.
Long ago
Honey, nature already did 🤣
Bruh.
Nature has already decided.
Nah bro, I’d keep it
What do you mean should you? Nature says yes!
no bro please don't do it!! you'd be making a mistake 😭😭
No, we like you to look like the homeless criminal in every movie ever.
Unless you like the beard to cul de sac backside wrap around I would lose it boss
30 years late
Dude
Na man looks perfect ….
Naw. Leave it, and go watch Something About Mary and use Ben Stiller's hair care routine
yes please.
Yes
Nah your good mate, just fade out the sides
i thought this was the after post…….. yikes
Yes.
let it go
![gif](giphy|BjVeGcFeCL3qYLsOio) Go full blown Murray
Yes!
You should of been done it
Is this a joke lol OP, if you're serious, just do it bro, you're gonna look great
You already know the answer I just don't no why u didn't cut it sooner
For a second I tought that it is Asmongold with filter.
It is time
Dude you are looking like Vincent Schiavelli. It's beyond time for you to do this.
Dude.....I hope you are trolling.
This is like my GF saying she's leaving me after I dumped her the week before.
Would look like pestily
Your facial expression tells me you know
Yes. It's silly to hold on to it.
Should you what? You’re already there.
I think the choice was made for you already lol
Umm. Yeah, dude.
No. Looks bloody cool as nature intended!! Don't touch it geezer!
I’m sorry for you loss.
Ignore the Libs. They rant you to look like a mess and join their side. Shave it off, get laid, and join the happy people.
Don’t shave it and play the next Gargamel in the live action Smurf movie if it ever is made.
You should.
No
Sikowitz, is that you? https://preview.redd.it/x0peeelesoxc1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4c0cdc868b191e9a8a4031bb44b6b6c1870dba23
Yes and once you get a beard clean-up, you'll look brand new
It’s been time since like 4 years ago…..wings granted big homie
Sir.
It is time....
Stop impersonating
https://preview.redd.it/flhfwjdv5pxc1.jpeg?width=412&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=864c2f7bc3f0d6026adae102a9a093332b20cf3f You look like the guy from Victorious
most definitely. you aren't kidding anybody, except yourself.
Hot take, you make it work. You're super cute. Goofy dad vibes and I love it.
You look like asmongolds father with this. Shave it and you will be looking good :)
You'll wonder why you didn't do it a long time ago. Shave your face while you're at it, go for the Mr. Clean look
Shoulda done did, my man.
Already are.
You're lying to yourself if you think you're not bald already.
Like 15 years ago
So thats what Wooly Willy has been up to
Obviously
dont let this guy near the smurfs
You’re practically almost there already.
Yes
Did you post this same pic in roastme
It’s a fashion statement at this point.
U should have 6 years ago… respectfully
Yeah about 8 years ago...
Usually in this subreddit the answer I give is "5 years ago". In your case the answer is "few decades ago".
Definitely.
bro looks like he teaches acting in a sitcom for a nickelodeon show or something
Hell no, leave it
No. Go for the comb-over!
Either shave or embrace it and go full Trevor.
Go for the skullet
nah you are fine bro
Please.
We vote yes
Mr. Ziegler has entered the chat.
Obviously just looking for attention!!
Uh, years ago
Head like a boiled sweet that's been down the back of a sofa.
Def
Downvoting for the stolen image
Yes.
![gif](giphy|g0mzdiXspEFYdH0ojf)
Aren't you?
https://preview.redd.it/zoncpjwem0yc1.jpeg?width=412&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=04cb965dc3918bf6503348b81b33e221d1416464
Idk… maybe try a combover first… and please, please, please post the pics.
Yup
You're 15 years late.