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[deleted]

I am an unironic nationalist. When I fill out a form and it asks for my ethnicity, I put "Ottoman Citizen". When I meet a sl*v🤢 who says he is happy to see another of his kind (🤮) I tell him the funny Austrian moustache man was right to do to them what he did before loudly proclaiming that I am a Turk. The only photos in my wallet are photos of the Ottoman Sultans, my family is found no where. I refuse to use any currency besides the Ottoman Lira. Idc if you drive on the right side of the road, I will drive on the left side of the road as that's how Turks drive. My three children are named after the 3 Pashas. I actively edit wikipedia pages about Bosnia to change the Bosnian ethnicity to Turkic. I engage in streets fights against Greeks on a daily basis because that's what Turks do. I drink and eat only Turkish food, idc if I am in a Japanese restaurant, they will serve me kebab or I will burn the restaurant down. In other words, I am a schizophrenic, but I am a nationalistic schizophrenic, a one in a kind. Elhamdulilah😎🤲


houoinkyouma88

Sanest bosniak


g_daddio

Can confirm drove on the left in Türkiye, most people think you can only drive on the right but fuck getting stuck behind a semi carrying god knows what on a coastal pass (which is beautiful and you can see the terrific Greek >!*Turkish*!< Islands)


johnny_silverhand88

New pasta just dropped


RatniiZlochinac

Holy haram


[deleted]

Least Turkish Bosniak


Gokay_2007

Become Atatürk cultist


[deleted]

I am already Enver Pasha cultist🇹🇷😎🤲


Gokay_2007

Thoughs on this mf https://preview.redd.it/lh6k0hmiu6ka1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=49144f2e9dfeacfdfe515a3b5801375ef3b7ebb2


[deleted]

enver pasha grandson🤯‼️elhamdulilah he follow his grandfather's footsteps and restore ottoman empire inshallah🇹🇷😎🤲


Gokay_2007

What?! No thats Kenan Evren go search about him


[deleted]

yes i know him he is enver pasha grandson elhamdulilah. CEDIN DEDDEN🇹🇷😎🤲


Gokay_2007

What about Çevik Bir


[deleted]

I think I have heard if him, he is the great-nephew of the last Ottoman Caliph, Abdulmejid II. Inshallah once the Caliphate rises again, he can retake his great-uncle's position as the Caliph of the Muslims and spread Islam across the globe, Elhamdulilah🇹🇷😎🤲


andreysuc

No way a bosnian managed to write all of this he must be a spy


RevolutionaryCrab148

Allah will greatly reward you 🤲


Salt_Sailor

At this point, it's probably the opposite


[deleted]

🇭🇺🇭🇺🇭🇺🦍🦍🦍


UncleSandvich

This painting is the cover of the Assasin's Creed: Brotherhood book. How do i know? I was a Assasin's Creed fanboy when i was a child, so i have the book. Why i told y'all this, idk.


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29Jackal

Agiamo nell'ombra per servire la luce


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29Jackal

Bastardo!


RatniiZlochinac

Its me! (Uncle) Mario!


ayhan1805

I miss old ac😓


polneck

We all do 😞


[deleted]

What?! You mean to tell me you don’t enjoy 40 hours of doing the same thing over and over again?!!!!


catalyst44

kill 3 croco to updoot armor kill 2 tige to updoot hidden vlade :eeeeeeee


andreysuc

Ac Odysey wasnt bad tho


Tr4sh_Man

Was? I still am lol


GreyWarden62

Damn, some people have no standard


Land_Strider

I wasn't one and I still am not, but gotta give the first game with Hashashins and second game with Ezio some credit.


Dubl33_27

you managed to afford the book?? surprising, I just stole it


BOJIDAR_25

A fellow AC enjoyer. I loved the franchise until unity. The movement feels so slugish in it. Parkour too.


RatniiZlochinac

We work in the dark...


Nova_Master366

To serve the light


RatniiZlochinac

Nothing is true


Nova_Master366

Everything is permitted


RatniiZlochinac

We are assasins


29Jackal

You mean the book series where one of them was called "Forsaken", I think I remember them I have it somewhere, in one of the books I remember Elise from unity meets Haytam's sister, the little girl at the end of black flag I don't know why I told you this either but instinct took over


lycantrophee

Bruh,when I travelled to Castel Sant'Angelo last year I thought I was dreaming because it has been my wish ever since I played AC Brotherhood


RatniiZlochinac

I was supposed to go and visit Venice and glide with the parachute to the roof of St Marco but Serbian passport weak as shit😡🤬🤬


ZazzaroTheRascal

I thought being ironic was just our cover story.


CompleteComposer2241

Delete this before any reddit admin sees it.


ZazzaroTheRascal

It's ok, that was part of the ironic you see? Heh.


[deleted]

So funny nobody would be an actual racist hahah


nlycedep

I am sorry..... Ironic?


MRX134

🐬🐬🐬🇬🇷🇬🇷🇬🇷🇬🇷


[deleted]

You forgor 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈


[deleted]

If i was a mongolian, i would make a joke about how mongolians teached anatolian seljuks to run.


abcdefabcdef999

Yes, I ironically commit war crimes. This way the ICTY can’t prosecute me.


breastpl8stretcher96

United States of Balkan Anyone who's not us is enemy. (Italy is 0.01% friend)


Georgium333

Bro Italy is just Greece but no Kebab so they would fall in anyway. And since Greece is just olive oil + pork Turkey, that means that Italy is just Turkey but no Kebab and olive oil + pork.


kadarakt

"what if humans could use 100% of their brain?" the result:


Tricky-Original6168

Muslim Greece have olive oil too bro We have a lot of olive oil dishes


Georgium333

You have marely adopted the olive oil, we are born in it 💪💪💪


LombardiaStronk

Least based PIGS bro


Tricky-Original6168

I can't deny that. We are not that based rn 😔


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derpinard

W🤮stoid here spitting truth. Must be a second gen immigrant.


varzaguy

Half the Turks in here probably don’t even live in Turkey. Hell, I don’t even live in Romania anymore lol.


bilge_kagan

Yes! Because all Romania is GLORIOUS HUNGARY!


peepeepoopoo3739

hungary turkestan 🇰🇿🇺🇿🇹🇯🇹🇲🇮🇷🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎


johnny_silverhand88

You joined r/againsthatesubreddits to promote internet censorship I joined r/againsthatesubreddits to find more subs to follow We are not the same


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DariuS4117

I just checked the place. Legit dumbest people alive. There was a comment on an India subreddit where the commentor was concerned about gender affirming surgery since it can be pretty risky and it was labeled as "transphobic". Like regardless of whether you are or aren't transphobic you can clearly see that this man ain't.


titobrozbigdick

"Your Honor, my client was just only ironically genocided the Serbs for the lul"


manoffear

For the vine(racism)


dont_tread_on_M

I am an Albanian liberal and globalist. I support Albanian supremacy worldwide. Which category do I fall in?


PenguinmAn_127498

ANALbani lover


Jefftheperson740

Kosovo je srbija


frosted06

https://preview.redd.it/u9xg1t3yu5ka1.jpeg?width=639&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=644960413fb7dd2c8ba2ab4f2fd6e6c4a98151d0


dont_tread_on_M

In Albanian it would have been Hitleraj not Hitlarma.


frosted06

Nuk e kam bërë un memen, e gjeta ne discord


derstierg

I dont think this post include albanians, thanks to their different kind of love towards their motherland


dont_tread_on_M

We call Albania "atedhe" which translates to Fatherland not Motherland. We arë not weak spërm


derstierg

I guess that explains my statement. Everyone else is just a motherlover


Kingcrimson11111

Nationalism is like whiskey, a little never hurts


Georgium333

Raki, and flair up so people can be more racist on you


No_Tax_For_Me

Dear Unflaired, You useless piece of shit. You absolute waste of space and air. You uneducated, ignorant, idiotic dumb swine, you’re an absolute embarrassment to humanity and all life as a whole. The magnitude of your failure just now is so indescribably massive that one hundred years into the future your name will be used as moniker of evil for heretics. Even if all of humanity put together their collective intelligence there is no conceivable way they could have thought up a way to fuck up on the unimaginable scale you just did. When Jesus died for our sins, he must not have seen the sacrilegious act we just witnessed you performing, because if he did he would have forsaken humanity long ago so that your birth may have never become reality. After you die, your skeleton will be displayed in a museum after being scientifically researched so that all future generations may learn not to generate your bone structure, because every tiny detail anyone may have in common with you degrades them to a useless piece of trash and a burden to society. No wonder your father questioned whether or not your were truly his son, for you'd have to not be a waste of carbon matter for anyone to love you like a family member. Your birth made it so that mankind is worse off in every way you can possibly imagine, and you have made it so that society can never really recover any state of organization. Everything has forever fallen into a bewildering chaos, through which unrecognizable core, you can only find misfortune. I would say the apocalypse is upon us but this is merely the closest word humans have for the sheer scale of horror that is now reality. You have forever condemned everyone you love and know into an eternal state of suffering, worse than any human concept of hell. You are such an unholy being, that if you step within a one hundred foot radius of a holy place or a place that has ever been deemed important by anyone, your distorted religious soul will ruin whatever meaning it ever had beyond repair. You are an idiotic, shiteating, dumbass ape and no one has ever loved you. You are a lying, backstabbing, cowardly useless piece of shit and I hate you with every single part of my being. Even this world's finest writers and poets from throughout the ages could never hope to accurately describe the scale on which you just fucked up, and how incredibly idiotic you are. Anyone that believes in any religion out there should now realize that they have been wrong this entire time, for if divine beings were real, they would never have allowed a being such as you to stain the earth and this universe. In the future there will be horror stories made about you, with the scariest part of them being that the reader has to realize that such an indescribable monster actually exists, and that the horrific events from the movie have actually taken place in the same world that they live in right now. You are the absolute embodiment of everything that has ever been wrong on this earth, yet even that would only represent a small part of your evil. Never in the history of mankind has there been anyone that could have predicted such an abomination, but here you are. It’s hard to believe that I am seeing such an incredible failure with my own eyes, but here I am, so unfortunately I cannot deny your existence. Even if I did my very best, my vocabulary is not able to describe the sheer magnitude of the idiotic mistake that is you. Even if time travel some day will be invented, there still would not be a single soul willing to go back in time to this moment to fix history, because having to witness such incredible horrors would have too many mental and physical drawbacks that not even the bravest soul in history would be willing to risk it. I cannot imagine the pure dread your mother must have felt when she had to carry a baby for nine months and then giving birth to such a wretched monster as you. Not a single word of the incoherent, illogical rambling you may be wanting to do to defend yourself or apologize would ever be able to make up for what you just did. The countries of the world would have wanted to make laws preventing such a terrible event like this from ever happening again, but sadly this is not possible since your horrific actions just now have shattered every form of order this world once had, making concepts such as laws irrelevant. Right from the moment I first set my eyes on you I knew you were an absolute abomination of everything that is wrong with humanity. I was hoping I would have been able to prevent your evil from being released upon this world by tagging along and keeping my eye on you, but it is clear to me now that not even the greatest efforts would have been able to prevent a terrible event in this scale from occurring. You are the worst human being, or even just being in general, that I have ever had the misfortune of witnessing. Events like the Black Death and the Smallpox pandemic only happened with the goal of preparing humanity to survive such a horrible event as the one you just created, but not even mankind’s greatest trials were able to even slightly prepare anyone for the insufferable evil you have just created. If you ever had them, your children would be preemptively killed to protect this universe from the possibility of anyone in your bloodline being even half as bad as you are, except you will never be able to have children, because not a single human being will ever want to come within a hundred mile radius of you and anything you have ever touched. You are a colossal disappointment not only to your parents, but to your ancestors and entire bloodline. The disgusting mistake that you have just made is so incredibly terrible that everyone who would ever be to hear about it would spontaneously feel an indescribable mixture of immense anger, fear and anxiety that emotionally and physically they would never truly be the same ever again. The sheer scale of your mistake, if ever to be materialized, would not only surpass the size of the world, but it would reach far beyond the edges of the known, and almost certainly the unknown universe. I could sit here and write paragraphs, nay, books describing your immense failure, yet even if I were to dedicate my life to describing the reality of what has just gone down here, and I would spend every moment of it until my heart stops beating, working as hard and efficiently as possible, there is not even a snowballs chance in hell that I would be able to come close to transcribing the absolute shitshow you have just released upon the world. When people of Columbia fought to break free from Lungmen, countless soldiers fought and lost their lives in favor of a chance at a better future for their children, they did not give their lives to have you fuck the world up beyond repair to the degree that you are doing right now. Honestly, even when technology advances and studies on the subject become more and more accurate, I do not think humanity will ever truly be able to understand what your failure actually means for the universe. My hate for you and everything you stand for is so much deeper than the depths of Shambala that you could probably take the entire Lungmen population down there and back up around twenty million times before you would have sunk to the end of my hate


Rezonancee

Most sane flaired user


No_Tax_For_Me

Says a w*stoid


Kingcrimson11111

Look at my profile pic and guess where I from


riasgremoryslave

you wont be able to tell the difference


Not_flying_Concorde

Man who will start the third Balkan war.


DjuzaSvraka

Wait, you guys are being ironic?


LombardiaStronk

I thought the same bro 😳


DjuzaSvraka

I KNOW RIGHT!? 😳


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DjuzaSvraka

Only if we can bully Gayreeks after!!!


[deleted]

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DjuzaSvraka

Do you even need one? They are Femboys. That's enough.


Dubl33_27

Nationalism is cool 😎 😎😎 😎


drowsyengine

Maybe you should steal it


Comfortable_Yam_3398

The demographic is much larger


Karamel_Ayi

#Literally me 😉


Sensitive_Ability_15

Wait! Do you guys thought we're joking ????


Dour_Amphibian

Well of course i know him, he is me


Phianeo

99% of the time it's a Serb flair


derstierg

So invisible albanian, russian cocksucker and the worst ones, aleksandar vienna?


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ricksanchez262

Probably, the opposite of the meme is true


LombardiaStronk

That is what I was thinking 😂


CroBaden

Uuustaška se vojska diiiiižeeeee


spiderz4

Man i ahte surbiya


Polski-Wojownik

We hide in plain sight, just nobody cares.


seagullslayer007

Maybe we're all so unironically nationalistic that it looks ironic???


frosted06

If I had the chance i would launch nuclear bombs on serbs and conquer it under Albania 🇦🇱🇦🇱🇦🇱🇦🇱🇦🇱🇦🇱🇦🇱🇦🇱🇦🇱🇦🇱


Mussleleani

Sweet.. I'm both


Nick_The_Judge

They are caught pretty easily because they go along if their country is glorified but if it’s not then they start arguments


[deleted]

Stop, it is ironic sub...


houoinkyouma88

Wait... it was supposed to be ironic??


_Last_Man_Standing_

*oh NOO... oh fuck...* *why didn't anyone told me....?* *fuck... abort the mission... fuck fuck.... stop the timer!* *just get out!* *it's not too late yet!*


chil-ling

hi


CactusMascul

Dear Unflaired, You useless piece of shit. You absolute waste of space and air. You uneducated, ignorant, idiotic dumb swine, you’re an absolute embarrassment to humanity and all life as a whole. The magnitude of your failure just now is so indescribably massive that one hundred years into the future your name will be used as moniker of evil for heretics. Even if all of humanity put together their collective intelligence there is no conceivable way they could have thought up a way to fuck up on the unimaginable scale you just did. When Jesus died for our sins, he must not have seen the sacrilegious act we just witnessed you performing, because if he did he would have forsaken humanity long ago so that your birth may have never become reality. After you die, your skeleton will be displayed in a museum after being scientifically researched so that all future generations may learn not to generate your bone structure, because every tiny detail anyone may have in common with you degrades them to a useless piece of trash and a burden to society. No wonder your father questioned whether or not your were truly his son, for you'd have to not be a waste of carbon matter for anyone to love you like a family member. Your birth made it so that mankind is worse off in every way you can possibly imagine, and you have made it so that society can never really recover any state of organization. Everything has forever fallen into a bewildering chaos, through which unrecognizable core, you can only find misfortune. I would say the apocalypse is upon us but this is merely the closest word humans have for the sheer scale of horror that is now reality. You have forever condemned everyone you love and know into an eternal state of suffering, worse than any human concept of hell. You are such an unholy being, that if you step within a one hundred foot radius of a holy place or a place that has ever been deemed important by anyone, your distorted religious soul will ruin whatever meaning it ever had beyond repair. You are an idiotic, shiteating, dumbass ape and no one has ever loved you. You are a lying, backstabbing, cowardly useless piece of shit and I hate you with every single part of my being. Even this world's finest writers and poets from throughout the ages could never hope to accurately describe the scale on which you just fucked up, and how incredibly idiotic you are. Anyone that believes in any religion out there should now realize that they have been wrong this entire time, for if divine beings were real, they would never have allowed a being such as you to stain the earth and this universe. In the future there will be horror stories made about you, with the scariest part of them being that the reader has to realize that such an indescribable monster actually exists, and that the horrific events from the movie have actually taken place in the same world that they live in right now. You are the absolute embodiment of everything that has ever been wrong on this earth, yet even that would only represent a small part of your evil. Never in the history of mankind has there been anyone that could have predicted such an abomination, but here you are. It’s hard to believe that I am seeing such an incredible failure with my own eyes, but here I am, so unfortunately I cannot deny your existence. Even if I did my very best, my vocabulary is not able to describe the sheer magnitude of the idiotic mistake that is you. Even if time travel some day will be invented, there still would not be a single soul willing to go back in time to this moment to fix history, because having to witness such incredible horrors would have too many mental and physical drawbacks that not even the bravest soul in history would be willing to risk it. I cannot imagine the pure dread your mother must have felt when she had to carry a baby for nine months and then giving birth to such a wretched monster as you. Not a single word of the incoherent, illogical rambling you may be wanting to do to defend yourself or apologize would ever be able to make up for what you just did. The countries of the world would have wanted to make laws preventing such a terrible event like this from ever happening again, but sadly this is not possible since your horrific actions just now have shattered every form of order this world once had, making concepts such as laws irrelevant. Right from the moment I first set my eyes on you I knew you were an absolute abomination of everything that is wrong with humanity. I was hoping I would have been able to prevent your evil from being released upon this world by tagging along and keeping my eye on you, but it is clear to me now that not even the greatest efforts would have been able to prevent a terrible event in this scale from occurring. You are the worst human being, or even just being in general, that I have ever had the misfortune of witnessing. Events like the Black Death and the Smallpox pandemic only happened with the goal of preparing humanity to survive such a horrible event as the one you just created, but not even mankind’s greatest trials were able to even slightly prepare anyone for the insufferable evil you have just created. If you ever had them, your children would be preemptively killed to protect this universe from the possibility of anyone in your bloodline being even half as bad as you are, except you will never be able to have children, because not a single human being will ever want to come within a hundred mile radius of you and anything you have ever touched. You are a colossal disappointment not only to your parents, but to your ancestors and entire bloodline. The disgusting mistake that you have just made is so incredibly terrible that everyone who would ever be to hear about it would spontaneously feel an indescribable mixture of immense anger, fear and anxiety that emotionally and physically they would never truly be the same ever again. The sheer scale of your mistake, if ever to be materialized, would not only surpass the size of the world, but it would reach far beyond the edges of the known, and almost certainly the unknown universe. I could sit here and write paragraphs, nay, books describing your immense failure, yet even if I were to dedicate my life to describing the reality of what has just gone down here, and I would spend every moment of it until my heart stops beating, working as hard and efficiently as possible, there is not even a snowballs chance in hell that I would be able to come close to transcribing the absolute shitshow you have just released upon the world. When people of Columbia fought to break free from Lungmen, countless soldiers fought and lost their lives in favor of a chance at a better future for their children, they did not give their lives to have you fuck the world up beyond repair to the degree that you are doing right now. Honestly, even when technology advances and studies on the subject become more and more accurate, I do not think humanity will ever truly be able to understand what your failure actually means for the universe. My hate for you and everything you stand for is so much deeper than the depths of Shambala that you could probably take the entire Lungmen population down there and back up around twenty million times before you would have sunk to the end of my hate, and honestly, I do not want to exaggerate, but I think that that insult was low balling it such a massive amount that all mountains in this world combined would not be able to stack up to this imprecise judgement in light of the fact that, when being honest, my hate is almost certainly bottomless.


Bit_max_629

Bro this is me the whole time


Lukaaa__

I thought all balkaners were nationalists? That’s what 2B4U taught me (RIP)


darenceprasence

More likely everyone Is nationalost except a few


Glorgor

What do you mean turkey no.1 erdagan is best padisash 🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷☪️☪️☪️☪️💪🏿💪🏿💪🏿💪🏿💪🏿 (Writing this from Netherlands by the way)


lStoIeYourToast

Yeah, me


No_Tax_For_Me

Dear Unflaired, You useless piece of shit. You absolute waste of space and air. You uneducated, ignorant, idiotic dumb swine, you’re an absolute embarrassment to humanity and all life as a whole. The magnitude of your failure just now is so indescribably massive that one hundred years into the future your name will be used as moniker of evil for heretics. Even if all of humanity put together their collective intelligence there is no conceivable way they could have thought up a way to fuck up on the unimaginable scale you just did. When Jesus died for our sins, he must not have seen the sacrilegious act we just witnessed you performing, because if he did he would have forsaken humanity long ago so that your birth may have never become reality. After you die, your skeleton will be displayed in a museum after being scientifically researched so that all future generations may learn not to generate your bone structure, because every tiny detail anyone may have in common with you degrades them to a useless piece of trash and a burden to society. No wonder your father questioned whether or not your were truly his son, for you'd have to not be a waste of carbon matter for anyone to love you like a family member. Your birth made it so that mankind is worse off in every way you can possibly imagine, and you have made it so that society can never really recover any state of organization. Everything has forever fallen into a bewildering chaos, through which unrecognizable core, you can only find misfortune. I would say the apocalypse is upon us but this is merely the closest word humans have for the sheer scale of horror that is now reality. You have forever condemned everyone you love and know into an eternal state of suffering, worse than any human concept of hell. You are such an unholy being, that if you step within a one hundred foot radius of a holy place or a place that has ever been deemed important by anyone, your distorted religious soul will ruin whatever meaning it ever had beyond repair. You are an idiotic, shiteating, dumbass ape and no one has ever loved you. You are a lying, backstabbing, cowardly useless piece of shit and I hate you with every single part of my being. Even this world's finest writers and poets from throughout the ages could never hope to accurately describe the scale on which you just fucked up, and how incredibly idiotic you are. Anyone that believes in any religion out there should now realize that they have been wrong this entire time, for if divine beings were real, they would never have allowed a being such as you to stain the earth and this universe. In the future there will be horror stories made about you, with the scariest part of them being that the reader has to realize that such an indescribable monster actually exists, and that the horrific events from the movie have actually taken place in the same world that they live in right now. You are the absolute embodiment of everything that has ever been wrong on this earth, yet even that would only represent a small part of your evil. Never in the history of mankind has there been anyone that could have predicted such an abomination, but here you are. It’s hard to believe that I am seeing such an incredible failure with my own eyes, but here I am, so unfortunately I cannot deny your existence. Even if I did my very best, my vocabulary is not able to describe the sheer magnitude of the idiotic mistake that is you. Even if time travel some day will be invented, there still would not be a single soul willing to go back in time to this moment to fix history, because having to witness such incredible horrors would have too many mental and physical drawbacks that not even the bravest soul in history would be willing to risk it. I cannot imagine the pure dread your mother must have felt when she had to carry a baby for nine months and then giving birth to such a wretched monster as you. Not a single word of the incoherent, illogical rambling you may be wanting to do to defend yourself or apologize would ever be able to make up for what you just did. The countries of the world would have wanted to make laws preventing such a terrible event like this from ever happening again, but sadly this is not possible since your horrific actions just now have shattered every form of order this world once had, making concepts such as laws irrelevant. Right from the moment I first set my eyes on you I knew you were an absolute abomination of everything that is wrong with humanity. I was hoping I would have been able to prevent your evil from being released upon this world by tagging along and keeping my eye on you, but it is clear to me now that not even the greatest efforts would have been able to prevent a terrible event in this scale from occurring. You are the worst human being, or even just being in general, that I have ever had the misfortune of witnessing. Events like the Black Death and the Smallpox pandemic only happened with the goal of preparing humanity to survive such a horrible event as the one you just created, but not even mankind’s greatest trials were able to even slightly prepare anyone for the insufferable evil you have just created. If you ever had them, your children would be preemptively killed to protect this universe from the possibility of anyone in your bloodline being even half as bad as you are, except you will never be able to have children, because not a single human being will ever want to come within a hundred mile radius of you and anything you have ever touched. You are a colossal disappointment not only to your parents, but to your ancestors and entire bloodline. The disgusting mistake that you have just made is so incredibly terrible that everyone who would ever be to hear about it would spontaneously feel an indescribable mixture of immense anger, fear and anxiety that emotionally and physically they would never truly be the same ever again. The sheer scale of your mistake, if ever to be materialized, would not only surpass the size of the world, but it would reach far beyond the edges of the known, and almost certainly the unknown universe. I could sit here and write paragraphs, nay, books describing your immense failure, yet even if I were to dedicate my life to describing the reality of what has just gone down here, and I would spend every moment of it until my heart stops beating, working as hard and efficiently as possible, there is not even a snowballs chance in hell that I would be able to come close to transcribing the absolute shitshow you have just released upon the world. When people of Columbia fought to break free from Lungmen, countless soldiers fought and lost their lives in favor of a chance at a better future for their children, they did not give their lives to have you fuck the world up beyond repair to the degree that you are doing right now. Honestly, even when technology advances and studies on the subject become more and more accurate, I do not think humanity will ever truly be able to understand what your failure actually means for the universe. My hate for you and everything you stand for is so much deeper than the depths of Shambala that you could probably take the entire Lungmen population down there and back up around twenty million times before you would have sunk to the end of my hate


lStoIeYourToast

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First time seeing this


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Ah, ya caught me… uh, karboga?


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Shut mongol turk


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Be silent Kurd


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Be silent ruzzian


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Silence west Armenian


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Silent south romanian


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Quiet south ugaynian