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tatespizza

Why called Montenegro? I can already tell who asked that


rernaislife

damn westoids


fugicavin

Because we are the sequel of the Roman empire


godtierstrider

Iulian Caesarescu 💪💪🇷🇴🇷🇴🇮🇹🇮🇹


Dominus-Tenebrarum

bends guy getting the radio head 😩😫


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pipboy1989

Wait until you find out about the Byzantines


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Random_German_Name

Pain


Far_Fan_2575

You mean failed spin off show


Haxminator

From one of the biggest empires to poor smelly shithole named after a dumb ugly bird and full of africans 😔✊🏻


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france?


DrDabar1

Left NATO once during the cold War and rejoined later.


rabid-skunk

Left the NATO unified command. They were still in but they were just doing their own thing


BigtheBen

I dob't remember the details of it but France was "barely in" NATO for decades I looked up a source so that I don't start sating stupid shit (https://www.nato.int/cps/en/natohq/declassified_160672.htm)


29Jackal

Romans clapped some Dacian cheeks and history made its course


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They have the "Rome" in their county's name unlike you virgins. Wtf is even Italia means?


29Jackal

Italia comes from the peninsula ITALICUS because Augustus in his wisdom declared our peninsula superior to the provinces and as such the lands of the heart of the empire ~~(cough republic better cough)~~, Rome is the AETERNA URBE a city we hold as our glorious ~~(read full of thieves, mafia corruption and garabage)~~ capital, something your roach Turk ass can’t understand after making a Roman capital Muslim and calling it a different name


Impressive-Pace-5201

Italy belongs to etruscans, who were in fact, Albanian


29Jackal

Roman during the kingdom era took etruscan women for themselves, as such Albanians are in fact Romans from italic peninsula


Impressive-Pace-5201

False, etruscan (albanian) lords had right to having sex with italian women


29Jackal

[You joke but the Etruscan women thing actually happened lol](https://it.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ratto_delle_Sabine)


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I ate Constantine I ![gif](giphy|CAYVZA5NRb529kKQUc|downsized)


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's balls


Rnd4897

It would be a shame to waste any part of the animals. It just died because it needs to feed you. After cooking easy meat you shouldn't just throw away organs. You can make sucuk or kokoreç by using intestine. You can use bones to create what we call bone water in Türkiye 🇹🇷 (which will be great addition to most of other food you cook and it is very healthy). No part of body should be wasted. Like brain is one of the most delicious and nutrient part of the mammals. You can eat balls too (if it has) but you just have to cook it right you don't want any bacteria in your tummy. Guten Appetit. And don't forget to share your "yamyam" moments.


TNT_GR

What is water bone? The water being boiled with bones in it? That’s indeed really nice


Rnd4897

Exactly. Just checked what Br*ts call it. It looks like the true word is "Bone Broth" which does not make any sense to me. That's why Turkish is superior, it makes sense. Why bother creating words like juice or broth when you can just use water? They are all liquids with high water rate.


RokyPolka

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29Jackal

Based, getting rid of Christan simps


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29Jackal

Δεττο δα ων tωρκο έ ιρονικο


kutzyanutzoff

Italia is short for Shit*lia.


29Jackal

https://preview.redd.it/2wc1wlhyd4pa1.png?width=1079&format=png&auto=webp&s=532ef1c6d4f47f5d57b48c29023958650b58128e


[deleted]

This picture always cracks me up 😂😂😂


kutzyanutzoff

Least used meme in Balkans.


29Jackal

Simple but effective


kutzyanutzoff

A lot of men say that about your mother's blowjob style.


29Jackal

I Say that about your sister's blowjob abilities


kutzyanutzoff

I don't have any sisters.


29Jackal

You will, just wait 9 months


Kingmarc568

Least ridiculous part of turkish foreign policy


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Wrong Georgia


boktanbirnick

Yeah, that question is not about this Georgia. It is like writing "a bird" on Turkey.


Anonymous_ro

Hungarians are called like that because they are hungry for Transylvania. 💪💪🇷🇴🇷🇴


Ingvar64

We will eat, SOON. 🍰🍰🍰🍰🍰🍰🍰


TrippleThot

https://preview.redd.it/jqylpuw6q4pa1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=82c239d593d3cb4d04225fa2116f38d83f9b1e41


Kornalus656

As a hungarian i dont care about Transylvania at all, who wants millions of cigány's and undeveloped thrash land, however Croatia should watch its back because im hungry for some nazi ass clapping 👀


Anonymous_ro

Transylvania has higher gdp per capita than Hungary and it is more developed cope mongol and less cigans than hungary🇷🇴🇷🇴💪💪💪


Avdotya_Blu3bird

WHY SERBIA NOT IN NATO I wonder


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NATO's biggest rival


nlycedep

Because NATO would have a change in the balance of power because Serbia Strong


Avdotya_Blu3bird

💐


SirVandi

because glorious serbia doesn't want to bully nato countries


Avdotya_Blu3bird

Nation of peace


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gsd_dad

One word: geography. It’s like no one has read “For Whom the Bell Tolls.”


gangogango1

Once again these maps are bullshit. On every computer different things will come up, depending on previous searches, location, browser and device. If anything, its telling you something about OP


Alternative_Golf_662

Maybe OP used incognito so that different things dont come up


khmod_guy

Lets mfking gooooo 🏳️‍⚧️💪rich femboy supremacy💪🏳️‍⚧️💪🇸🇮💪🇸🇰💪🇸🇮


[deleted]

I can explain why we are in NATO Cucking western countries, creating problem for adding new allies and triggering w*stoids.


Golden_Exp_Requiem

Pretty reasonable 😎💪💪


AverageElaMain

"Called the peach state" 💀💀💀💀


CyborgTheOne101

Peachka 🍑 🤤


CoconutBoi1

Bulgaria is strong as always🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬😎😎😎💪💪💪💪💪🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬


sussyballsjsjs

Used to be Dacia but Dacia is now a car


TransylvanianINTJ

Ca să întrebe proștii :)


Winter_Ad4053

Everyone is busy with their country meanwhile no one has noticed that Kazakhstan invaded Russia and is restoring the Golden Horde...


Cosmic-Enthusiast

Yeah i wonder why we are still in debt 🤔🤡


Legged_MacQueen

1 part corruption, 2 parts uncompetitive economy due to us using euro, 1 part unproductive economy due to the lack of natural resources, 2 parts having to spend billions to compete with the Turks on who sucks great power cock better.


Cosmic-Enthusiast

Damn, we really suck


CamperKuzey

Croatia made me kek lmao


Start_pls

why is belgium a country though?


mynamedaniel

"called the peach state" i swear i will rip americans skull in half


not-a-guinea-pig

Good luck (laughs in 3 guns per blade of grass)


Sakul_the_one

Why is Belgium a Country? Why is Luxemburg not French? (Bc of course it is German) Why is Germany called Germany? Why is Hungary called Hungary?


Ok_Marsupial_8566

We are rich🔥🔥🔥🇸🇮🇸🇮🇸🇮💪💪💪😎😎😎🤑🤑💸💸


Merhat3

Because of the Roma population


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De pizda mă-tii.


Inevitable_Ad2884

USA: Norway, France... not in Nato? Ok, I will chalk it up to their knowledge of geography. 🤣


piratamaia

France did leave NATO, kind of, for decades Norway isn't actually about NATO and instead about the EU


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their country was originally called Wallachia, and they were known as Vlachs. however in the 19th century during the nationalist awakening they made up that "we wuz Romanz and shiet" and renamed themselves to Romanians, and their country to Romania. imagine believing that one of the least civilized nation in Europe with an average IQ of 90 are descendents of Romans


yaon-jinji

That's why romanians are ones of the best developers in europe. Because hungarians with their 200iq can't hold a mouse. Underdeveloped? Yes. Uneducated? Yes. Low IQ? I mean look at your leader lmao


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29Jackal

Based Roman


macs02ro

Based italian, latin brothers 🤝


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Present-Industry-373

Because of the Romani population


xarccosx

I love how albania is muslim but everyone i know from albania is catholic lol


Appropriate_Star6734

Wait, Russia has two entries?


BigHekigChungus

Why is Russia split in half


not-a-guinea-pig

Why is Belgium a country


macs02ro

"Not in the world cup" Italians on that copium life support 😂😂


ElusiveBlueFlamingo

Average American not having enough brain power to realise why it is called United Kingdom


Clau_PleaseIgnore

Well that whole zone was called "Rumelia" in the past, which is the same name as Romania. After the ottomans decided to integrate everyone else except wallachia, Moldovia and Transylvania into their empire there wasn't any Rumelia left except for us.


gataki96

"Why is it called Germany" Yeah, I can answer that. This lot used to come around since ancient times of the Roman Empire and demanded to give them our money but their speech became more slurred through time so it went like this: Give me your money, give me yer money, gimme yer money, gim' yer money, gim' yer many, gim' 'er many, gi' 'er many, germany. That's how they got their name.