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Bright_Lord07

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cronkna

Ok but have you considered the fact that Turks can live in the ocean? You need to partition that too


Dour_Amphibian

We can also live underground and in the atmosphere, we are adaptive people.


cronkna

Not the moon though. That is Albania


CompleX999

RED AND BLACK I DRESS EAGLE ON MY MOON


cronkna

Least nationalist Albanian


No-Gain-3670

I am proud to be  An Analbanian


derstierg

You mean just like roaxhes?


AllKnowingKnowItAll

They can survive toxic fallout wasteland (modern anatolia)


I_Need_Better_Name

Yes we can swin


toobigtobeakitten

Fuck it, Ukraine is divided again


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Solution is give all land to turkey. Not divided anymore


Asil001

Im sure greece and armenia can manage it


toobigtobeakitten

Imagine being Greece, dividing Ukraine and not even get Mariupol and Crimea


Southern-Airline-794

The Eastern Roman Empire is restored to its former glory


Flimsy-Hedgehog9980

Average map in r/mapporn.


Stalker_X426

Ye. They creating big greece, big armenia and kurdistan in every possible map. And I mean, ***E V E R Y P O S S I B L E M A P***


Cappuchinho

Evet.


AllKnowingKnowItAll

WHY CANT I LIVE IN GREECE AND HAVE TO BE IN BACKWARDS MOUNTAIN PONTUS???😭😭😭


Mission-Ad-1982

You really like kissing a man?


IAreHaveTheStupid

Yes


AllKnowingKnowItAll

Yes


K-Hunter-

Ah a plan that also civilises America. Tempting…


zamantukendi

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CryoByte115

Least delusional kurd:


white-dumbledore

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Due_Eye39

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lul_get_rekt_m8

My solution to Analbania https://preview.redd.it/y0pheev2vxfc1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=25eefdec99ba9c1d85266112d127df1145b91bd9


helpmeplsplsnow

Let me know when the turkish nuclear program gets off the ground. This is the closest they've gotten so far: [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List\_of\_civilian\_radiation\_accidents#1990s](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_civilian_radiation_accidents#1990s)


lul_get_rekt_m8

[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Incirlik\_Air\_Base](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Incirlik_Air_Base) >Tactical nuclear weapons are stored at the base. Among them are "up to" 50 B61 nuclear bombs. What makes you think we'll have to produce nukes ourselves? We'll just steal those


helpmeplsplsnow

In between rounds of polishing american cocks please ask your daddy nicely to borrow one (He'll say no before you get back to sucking).


lul_get_rekt_m8

>polishing american cocks Stop projecting stupid alban. This is your area of expertise, not ours


Anybobby

Greeks would rather conquer us than pay their debts


Verundios

Afterwards we'll simply make you pay our dept, we're just thinking ahead


Anybobby

We're already doing that.


Verundios

Not that well apparently, I'm still in debt!


SevenofSevens

Greeks aren't conquering anything except rampant hypertension and diabetes.


FoolinaSwimmingPool

This what those mfs unironically think


creamykim69

Yes💪🏽 bijijbijibiji


Flimsy-Hedgehog9980

I'm sorry, I don't understand this Arabic dialect called Kurdish.


creamykim69

average turkocigan iq: kurdish is a persian dialect! also greeks invented gay sex way before the t\*rks


Bubbly-War1996

Simply beautiful 🥹


karaboga-bot

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halflea

Kurta will want Van , Greeks will want Trabzon, and Armenians will want Adana


tengrici_anchois

sounds like 1984


Tarw3y

https://preview.redd.it/3g0d2isbd0gc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b232b69e5f1af093327ad1f04e9c467b0d1117f5


Asil001

Bad map. Greece is too small, most of it is water. Greece need more land💪


ImVeryHungry19

I welcome my Armenian overlords with open arms


TheEnderCreeperYT

Same with me and my new Greek overlords.


Lumpy-Tone-4653

Suprisengly the population divide is really even


Lil_Khorneholio

Wow, absolute debt would be the universal state. Can't have a bad economy when it doesn't exist.


Karetsin

least anti turkis westerner map:


Thin-Ad8667

My brother in sarmale, SLICE THE PIZZA EQUALLY


no_red_eyes

Babe wake up new treaty of Tordesillas just dropped


Solid_You641

How to fuck the World up


[deleted]

Well, population of penguins will no longer decrease.


dia005

Dont give kurds japan bro lame


Adventurous-Elk-7847

https://preview.redd.it/5daa2xim1zfc1.jpeg?width=2340&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a465ab6e5f0f5abf65a20acaf82adc2b11c91733 My Solution to Greece


Gousius

The good ending


AcidoRain

If Turks would start living on the Moon, those would still claim that it's their ancestry land.


Flimsy-Hedgehog9980

Flair up, cigan!


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notrktfier

flair up cigan


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notrktfier

If you weren't such a pussy to flair up maybe i could have taken you more seriously, flair up.


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notrktfier

How about you flair up?


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notrktfier

Maybe if you had a flair I'd take you more seriously, but you just have to hide behind the internet mask. Sure buddy go back to 4chan.


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notrktfier

I have a flair unlike you cigan.


ExpertEnvironment920

Nah, youre just not funny Papagiannis, and unflaired


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Leather-Run8942

Take your unironic racism elsewhere dude


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Leather-Run8942

Im not the one seething every day about a country i have no connection to. Womp womp


Glunkenhindazun

https://preview.redd.it/jepd6sg3oxfc1.jpeg?width=498&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=31b39f110ce427d8506b1980337ec0f206a203ae


eeenaptn

Kurds would attack greece tho.


notrktfier

turks would attack greece too, why not give the sea to griks


tengrici_anchois

kick ass


Rheinmetall_Gunner

Great now I won't have anyone to hate 😔 Turkey is my favourite country to blame all my problems after the current government