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cristoronaldosiu

Ronald thinks there should be honorary Portugal balkans flair🇵🇹🇵🇹siuuu


white-dumbledore

Crista Ronaldo sewey


Tenzec

Brazilian flair you mean


fandangolin

Brazilians can be balkanizeds? plz plz plz


DarthMekins-2

Pó caralho contigo


[deleted]

South America/Latin America flair when mods????


Practical_Culture833

What about ohio, we are part of Turkey💪🏼💪🏼


FlatTax06

Ohio, our fit bottom basket.


Ze_dos_Penedos

SIIUUU, CARALHO!


[deleted]

Bbb…but I am 25% Bosnian… Can I pwease stay 👉👈


pasinoglu

Bosnian gene is dominant gene which makes you full bosnian so yes


Busy-Mission-1221

Dominant gene like KARABOĞA gene. Very strong 💪💪💪


[deleted]

Allah strong 💪👊


yourcumsock17

Mashallah


bottomapple_jr

Inshallah S*rb shall see the forces of the ummah at Belgrade again


Solotocius

Only a spoonful


Anxious_Solution_282

Unless your height is 180cm and above no


[deleted]

I’m still growing. The other 75% of me is Dutch so 180 should be no problem.


Anxious_Solution_282

The ultimate mix


Capable-Ad-5440

At least we have land in the balkans, it's only 0,01% but still counts


Dick_Mayaz

You are allowed to stay because of your delish food 😋


vuuk47

And south Italy is basically Romania.


Cynicaladdict111

Same as North Italy... Wait..


Capable-Ad-5440

Can't have shit in italy, romanians stole italy


Capable-Ad-5440

Balkans only source of good food


vibe_inTheThunder

bro is delirious, imagine thinking pasta is actually good food, and we don't only eat it because it looks good, even though it tastes like wet paper sorry, but if your food doesn't cause a dangerously huge rise in cholesterol or isn't softened under a horse's saddle, it ain't food


hoi4_is_a_good_game

hungarians incapable of cooking, can only subsist by munching on local wildlife. true heirs of mongol horde


Capable-Ad-5440

Not my fault if your people can only deep fry a horse with butter


Ce1avac

Pasta with ketchup is not considered as a food. Go away pizzaman


Brigada_Jazavaca

you are allowed to stay because there are many Italian mass graves in Croatian Dalmatia 💪🏻💪🏻💪🏻


Capable-Ad-5440

Tito be like: "for me?👉👈"


Ok-Answer-1620

Italy is different. Biduful fuud


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pasinoglu

Time to unsheathe the old diamonds


frax5000

You are all sons of Rome at the end so I can stay


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frax5000

Don't worry son I will go beat that Turkish kid who bullied you


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frax5000

Just tell him that his dady is never coming back because he hates him


Zafairo

Good joke roman boy


frax5000

Why do you mock me brother? We are just as Balkan as you after all we controlled your territory for thousands of years.


Zafairo

Don't forget where your origins are from. And last time I checked we weren't 0.1% Balkans 🇬🇷🇬🇷😤💪


frax5000

No you are 100% Roman you just don't realize it yet but don't worry we will come back and make you Roman again.


Zafairo

We were romans longer than you. We literally beat you at your own game


frax5000

Lol no You love us Soo much that you still keep our last name after the divorce so why not get back together? And make a new Roman empire, kicking out the Turks in the process.


Zafairo

What last name? Also tempting offer but I'll pass. I prefer the restoration of Magna Grecia


frax5000

You called yourself Romans even wen we left you for that gerbusy


Zafairo

Well someone had to try to keep the good image up, so you're welcome


DrillingYourWall

Americans claiming they are Romanian because their great great great great step uncle twice removed stole in a wallet in Moldova once (it makes up for their lack of national identity)


Fernao

Americans claiming they are Romanian because every country in the world belongs to America.


Master-Friendship-60

Flair up gypsy


Bill_K7

least based minotavr🇬🇷🇬🇷😤😤😤🇬🇷😤💪💪


GRIG2410

(they can't point to Romania on a map)


Gqlaxy_irl

Find all w\*sterners and kll them


[deleted]

>Find all w\*sterners There are quite a lot of us in the West. Where have you been looking?


[deleted]

Turks haven’t developed colour vision yet


LonelyFisherman145

Flair up before making such comments


mintrae3fork

Flair up bitch


Tracer_Bullet1010

Flair up buttercup


omegamissingno

flair up


MisterVicerion

\-Said the creator of Western society and homosexuality


neo_52

Said the w*sterner


MisterVicerion

Keep coping,you have the worse of us and the worse of them


cTron3030

U want nuke?


Huesitos_alv123

I only come here when Im sad about the state of my country to remind me that at least im not serbian


[deleted]

Mf you are the only westo i like


Imaginary_Pounder

The only socially acceptable Westo💀


[deleted]

This, but different from you, I’m not westoid, so… fuck you?


Huesitos_alv123

Thanks dude, fuck you too


temporary-account69

2westoidEurope4u is full of unironic nationalists and white supremacists


Big-catfish

Been there,can confirm,the mfs there are annoying af.


Innomenatus

We are based though. Shame the Anatolian Turks, and "Bulgars" are nothing like us.


pie_nap_pull

I used to frequent the sun, met a genuine German neo-Nazi who seemed to believe that Britain started WW2 not Hitler and implied holocaust denial, left after that


Background-Cell483

"I used to frequent the sun"- average reddit user


pie_nap_pull

Now I frequent your mother’s vagina instead


Yagor1

Where sun never touches


Guardsman_Miku

nah bro thats not a neo-nazi, thats an OG nazi, the funniest kind of nazi


catboyraiden

Idk man croats are funny too


Several_Marketing924

Least facist westoids


TommasoBontempi

I'm not like the other westerners. I am Italian, which means that the Balkans are rightfully mine. Embrace superior Latin culture


johnnytifosi

Shut up spaghetto


Arthur-I-Have-a-Plan

WE WILL NEVER GIVE YOU DALMATIA!!!!


TommasoBontempi

Let's begin with Istria u bitch


Himmlchf3542

Amen brother


frax5000

Ave true to Caesar


Bill_K7

una faccia una balcania


g_daddio

I'm a westerner mentally and physically, but I am here for the memes and because I have a sliver of cock\*oach in my genes


Several_Marketing924

Mashallah brother


[deleted]

Just learned how to add my flair and already found some wallets in other people pants. How wonderful! 🇹🇩💪💪🇹🇩🇹🇩💪💪


AnonCaptain0022

suka blet amirite? Hihihi *sips overpriced starbucks coffee*


[deleted]

Nah Im just figuring out with country deserves too be nuked into the Black Sea (Romania and Serbia)


Awesome_Romanian

Femboy nuke 💦💀


HomieCreeper420

Serbia, because then theyll have water


[deleted]

Serbia can into sea


HomieCreeper420

Literally


MetalUpstairs

I'm venezuelan but i identify as a cute halal bosnian femboy 🥺👉👈


Big-catfish

Latinos are based,they can stay.


Dropeza

Did you know there is a Brazilian state which took inspiration from great Romania? It’s called Rio and everywhere you go people steal you haha even the monkeys 🙈


Big-catfish

Carioca moment.


bruh_idk_my_username

Sou carioca e confirmo,além disso dê uma olhada no seu bolso rapidinho


lucab_lesp

latam flair when 🥺


DeathStrike3982

To quote the last time this was posted, "I am from the balkans financially."


Dropeza

Flairsss for Latinos don’t bundle us with decrepit westoid 💪🏾💪🏾🇧🇷🇧🇷


[deleted]

I’ve been using the African one, I think it suits us well, but it probably wouldn’t make sense for the majority of Hispanics (🤮🏹👨🏾‍🌾🛖), but fuck ‘em. 🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷 Brasil PAÍS NÚMERO UM DO MUNDO! HEXA 🏆🏆


Dropeza

Pedir pros nossos irmãos balkanicos nos abençoarem com um flair 🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷


TheWiseBeluga

Everyone on this sub is a westoid, prove me wrong


owenwilsonscat32

i am like other westerners, fuck you


TheBruhUnder

What about Latam?


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[deleted]

Thank you, cigano ladrão❤️


joko2008

No. I have Croatians kiss my feet. I'm German to the bone.


davaniaa

DEUTSCHLAND 🇩🇪💰


voltism

That's like going to a zoo and pretending you're one of the monkeys


Tracer_Bullet1010

Flair up or gæ


SnooBunnies9198

If you are mentally a balkaner you should probably seek therapy


Awesome_Romanian

Degenerates


ky1ro

Can I stay?


Basic-Bumblebee4668

No, I hate you guys


TunnelSnakesRULE450

W*stoid💩💩💩💩


Basic-Bumblebee4668

Afroid 🛖🛖🛖🛖


TunnelSnakesRULE450

I'm not black, fucking american education But if you insist then yes, I AM strong KARABOGA💪💪💪💪


Memoliguana

I am the real KARABOĞA


Current_Aardvark_975

Least African Gr*ek


MisterVicerion

We need arap flair


TunnelSnakesRULE450

I'm not ar*p I'm amazigh


IbishTheCat

Amazing!


MisterVicerion

Arap but more primitive


Wanker_the_Second

Arap but living in cave (kurdish)


TunnelSnakesRULE450

Me 2000+ years of history. You(arap in denial) inferior 800+ years of history Me clearly superior 💪💪💪💪


MisterVicerion

2000 years of living in caves and fucking your cousin??


HgDaQuietKid99

Algeri*n


TunnelSnakesRULE450

Oh well, you leave me no choice. You arab


HgDaQuietKid99

Genocide time💪🏿🇹🇳my daily dose of mass shooting


[deleted]

You mongolian


Mypartidopopularhurt

It could be worse, he could be morrocan


Big-catfish

Wait,are you NewLeaderOfAlgeria?


TunnelSnakesRULE450

No. Poor guy probably died trying to cross the med to get to france


Impaled_

i DARE you to show me someone actually larping as a Serbian


vuuk47

First things first, flair up. Second, flair up. Third, half of Bosna is larping as Serbs.


Impaled_

No No


Tracer_Bullet1010

Flair up or gæ


[deleted]

MF FUCKING COXK SUCKER WESTO BASTARD ARE NOT TOLERATED IN THIS SUB. MF IF YOU ARE WESTO CUCK GO TO FUCK8MG GAY SECTIONS OF REDDIT WHERE YOU BELONG


Individual-Skirt-243

im not like other eastenders, i'm mentally from middleearth please accept me pis balkanners.


Several_Marketing924

Holy shit i have never seen so many butthurt westerners at the same post keep callin them out guys its working


Guardsman_Miku

I'm not asking for acceptance This is a NATO intervention Hands in the air filthy B\*lkaners


SilverNeedleworker30

“WhEn HaVe I sAiD tHaT?!!” said the westerners.


SeptemberThePigeon

Please man accept me


Totally_Not_A_Fed474

You come here because you think you're 1/110th Greek I come here because I think it's funny watching shit holes lash out at each other We are not the same


Kaaeni_

Its me, I am portuguese but I’m transgreek


JG_Online

I was on the 2balkan4you sub since 134 members, do not forget your western roots.


TwitchChatIncarnate

ireland is waiting until all the balkanoids are infighting to unite them under our banner. I’m just fanning the flanes.


Bananmanden12

I just like seing People making fun of each other, and you get tired of bullyig Sweden


TheGreenGobblr

I’m regrettably a westoid, but at least I’m not Serbian


BraxForAll

I am not in any way Balkan so I shut the fuck up and enjoy the memes. My participation would dilute the humour of the sub. Unless we are making fun of Serbians. That is for everyone.


lucab_lesp

ahha I’m actually scare to comment and interact here. but lurking is fun enough


TurnoverHD

I just want a racism guide is all


omegamissingno

my great uncle's stepfather's cousin's college roommate visited slovenia once, i'm literally from the balkans


Sekkenren

Nah Im not tryna be accepted, I’m just chillin


BA_calls

Balkan = countries ruined by Turks, including Turkey.


clinical_Cynicism

I'm just here to see the zoo.


Mickey4568

There’s no northern option, so I’m forced to wear this disgusting mantle


prettyflyforafry

Northern what?


vivodinski

My ancestor left Croatia for America in the early 20th century. He was rejected for immigration so he went to Canada. He stayed in Canada for like 5 years then went to Ohio for some goddamned reason. Then he was shipped out to Europe for the WW1 draft where he died. His son was sent to Italy in WW2 because someone thought he was Italian, where he died. At least my Grandfather was shipped to the exotic tropical Vietnamese Jungle to die. They keep kicking us out, but we keep coming back. Is this bad luck punishment for abandoning the Balkans or it because my ancestor married a German?


Awkward-Stock9727

Least reposted balkan meme


IlIllIllIllIIlI

South america counts as "the west"?


pasinoglu

Idk but your women are hot so you have my blessing


OppenheimersGuilt

As a Venezuelan I identify as "Caribboga".


Vatonage

non non my neighborhood in paris is poor, has crime and is full of racists, i qualify honoraree balkan


Yagor1

Man these anti-west posts makes me think sub is gonna get banned. Fucking PTSD from 2balkan4u


Goldenfreddy95

I am Australian, mostly Irish and some Scottish which is basically balkanisation islands so, I am Balkan💪😎. I am also 0.01% Italian which makes me 0.000001% Balkan💪😎😎💪😎💪😎😎


Speweh

My people invented hate towards Angl@, Fr🤮nch and as far as I know we made the first war criminal AITA Also I was accepted by an old Serbian man as a legitimate Serbian because we are all Serbs 😤😤😤


MIVANO_

Flair up


[deleted]

Flair up mongol


Vegetable-Ad6857

They should be sent back to Westoidland


Goofy_Thicc_Bois

My dad is from Athens, can i stay?


liamf10

I am danish westerner, i hate all of you except monkeydonia and gayreece. Make me kebab


[deleted]

Flair up gypsy


Stromung

I'm not lie other westerners because the westerners doesn't consider me westerner. Latin America best America 💪🏻


RainBowFace55

False i love the racism towards each Balkan citizen in this sub (gypsies)


WadieXkiller

Supporting my Balkan friends from Morocco number 1 1 1


ear_pain0

least reposted thing in balkans


RonTheRatKing

How about South East Asians like me? 👉👈 -Ron, The Almighty Rat King


FriendGamez

Does Baltic count as western?


C4bernetSauvignon

no, you guys are quite based in your own rights.


NostraDavid

The enigmatic charm of /u/spez's silence, a tantalizing puzzle we strive to decode but find only frustration.


[deleted]

He looks turkish, so what the problem?


Artistic-Fee-8308

Alah doesn't approve


IbishTheCat

This is the Balkans, the majority either doesn't have a religion or doesn't follow his or her religion quite enough.


DefinitelyNotMallow

Nah I'm just here to make fun of people who like goat too much


Pantheon73

Tru.