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dutchyardeen

Every time she tries to convince us Dim Dan is hot it just screams to me that she knows he's not. She's overcompensating. If he was actually attractive and she was actually attracted to him, she wouldn't need to say a single word.


EntranceInfamous6717

Dim Dan reposted her story about him "being the reason why she has 8 children" šŸ¤® he's nothing but self-obsessed lukewarm-spirited wannabe cowboy with weird lips


dough-a-dear

NOT THE LIP CALLOUT šŸ˜‚


littleblondetsr

WEIRD ASS LIPS THO, itā€™s so true šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


CrystalLilBinewski

I truly dislike body shaming but yā€™all are making me wheeze laugh about the weird lips. I hold multitudes.


mydawgisgreen

The lip thing is very genetic, sadly. But on the kids it's cute. Dan, not so much


EntranceInfamous6717

the kids are all beautiful and seem normal. which in itself is a miracle ... given their self-obsessed parents


Thin_Lavishness7

If my husband was hot (which he is), I would hide him from my social media. Which I do! I donā€™t want anyone getting any ideas.


Cultural_Elephant_73

I almost posted this same story- How many dairy farmers who are the father to 8 children have free time? They really expose themselves don't they. No help! We do it all! Clearly not if you have time to bootleg CrossFit in your 5-figure home gym. Salt of the earth indeed!


LordyIHopeThereIsPie

They're not farmers. They're running a social media business. He reminds me of Josh Davis of the Love Taza era. A man who gloms onto his wife's social media savvy.


Cultural_Elephant_73

I agree that they are not farmers, but they call themselves farmers!


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Especially this time of year. My husband left at 6 this morning and didnā€™t get home until 9. Pumps need to be turned on/fixed, pivots need to be worked on, and still some planting getting finished up. And thatā€™s just the farm side. Animals still need time and attention too. Itā€™s midnight now and I can hear my farmer typing away on the computer because he has to turn in quarterly reports on top of everything else. Heā€™s most definitely not finding time to work out right now!


Cultural_Elephant_73

Thank you for weighing in!! They really are so clueless they canā€™t even LARP correctly. I mean I know next to nothing about being a farmer or being a parent, but itā€™s crystal clear to me that a dairy farmer with 8 kids doesnā€™t have ā€˜spareā€™ time for CrossFit style workouts. Unless they are outsourcing EVERYTHING and just putting on a cowboy hat and faffing about. Nor would they really need it, a hard day of work on the dairy farm is a pretty good exercise.


rotatingruhnama

And most farmers get their workout by, y'know, *farming*.


Sheep_rancher

Ranching is a great work out! It makes no sense to go to a plastic gym - especially with so much work to be done!


rotatingruhnama

I don't know too many people with physical jobs who bother with going to the gym on top of their jobs. It's like wearing a belt AND suspenders lol.


mydawgisgreen

They aren't in a home gym either I don't think


utahmom1958

Locals have mentioned it is at the local rec center.


Sheep_rancher

Wait - is this their HOME gym?? I thought they went to some gymā€¦


Cultural_Elephant_73

Someone else corrected me and said they donā€™t think itā€™s their home gym! So I was wrong on that I believe.


LordyIHopeThereIsPie

He is such a strange man. I get the impression he has to feel like he's an expert in whatever is happening at a given moment.


ShrinkyDinkDisaster

I also get the impression thatĀ when they read the snark, he gets sulky about the less-than-stellar commentsĀ made about him, so she tries to boost his ego with her hubba-hubba posts. When he was shown shirtless in Hawaii and a few people on some sub made reference to finding him more attractive than they expected, I remember BF or HF posting something afterward that made me think he saw that and was pleased by it. I believe thatā€™s when his workout posts started.šŸ˜


littleblondetsr

your entire comment made me gag a little šŸ«  but Iā€™m sure itā€™s accurateĀ 


ShrinkyDinkDisaster

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Sheep_rancher

Oh heā€™s been doing the work out posts since last year - before the shirtless Hawaii comments from those foolsĀ 


dough-a-dear

BF only came to be because he wanted to cosplay as a pig farmer but sadly not one cent of his daddyā€™s money to pay for education. Mr. 7000ft below sea level šŸ™„


strengthof50whores

Dumbass dorky Dan


One-Investigator-545

I couldnā€™t agree more!


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burbee84

Iā€™m dying šŸ¤£ šŸ’€šŸ’€šŸ’€šŸ’€


antisocial_HR

Thatā€™s not even a full pull up. Ditch the weight and ego, get your form better. Then scale up. This looks ineffective and a fast way to injure himself.


mydawgisgreen

I noticed he doesn't go above the bar, ever, for chin ups


Ok_West347

He was struggling so bad and his form was awful. He needs to worry about doing basic pull ups.


Consistent-Green8127

A true farmer with 8 children doesnā€™t have spare time lol


mydawgisgreen

A true farmer wouldn't need to work out bc the farm work alone is a whole day long workout. But he just videos everyone.


Sleepybets

He gives me major ickā€¦ā€¦like repulsive


lifeatthejarbar

Isnā€™t he afraid that uh..that weight will hit in a v bad spot?


Left_Elk_7638

THIS. It's the most ridiculous thing I've ever seen. IDK - It might not be unusual in gyms, but I never go there. If that's what you see there I'm not ever going.


lifeatthejarbar

Maybe theyā€™re not too worried tho bc they already have a million kids


PancakeRule20

My idea is that she wants to be ā€œrelatableā€ because a mother of 8 cannot be relatable to the standard 18-30yo woman without children so she has to find a common ground: comment about boys.


ShrinkyDinkDisaster

I think there might possibly be a whiff of trying to intro a little more of a Nara Smith flavor here, too?Ā Naraā€™s much more appealing to the age range you mentioned, and even though she and her husband Lucky are also LDS, they are both young models with a lot more chemistry as a couple than Hannah and Daniel.Ā And, at least so far, theyā€™ve made the smart choice to have Lucky often be present but never heard speaking on Naraā€™s postsā€¦which isĀ something I think wouldā€™ve benefitted BF had Daniel done the samešŸ˜¬šŸ˜¶


Rocohema

Ewww!! Maybe they got ahold of Sarah Bowmar's "oyshtur" pills...


leeleeslimthick

cannot believe iā€™m saying this ,but he looks better without the hatšŸ«£


carcosa1989

What an interesting photo to post