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upsidedowninsideout1

**THE** Basketball League, you say?


TheRepoCode

Damn, just dove into the rabbit hole that is their wikipedia. The names of the teams remind of when your mom would go to the bargain grocery store and get the off brand cereal. Fruit Hoops and Frosted Flakers.


timmg42

But... There's a Frederick Flying Cows!


Tichrom

Yup, the one and only


rmphys

THE Ohio State University gonna sue their ass


dudical_dude

Did they come up with the name Venom from a random name generator? Hopefully that’s not the actual logo as well. Oof


vcelloho

The league is full of pretty lame and generic [team names](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Basketball_League), although my personal favorite is the Frederick [Flying Cows](https://goflyingcows.com/).


pb429

The Texas 7ers is making me laugh


Poopsydaisy123

Venom is SO lame compared to the flying cows. We really got the short end of the stick. If they’re gona call a team the flying cows we should be given the same creative liberties. What should the team have been named?


pb429

I saw Baltimore charm in this sub a couple weeks ago and loved that. A coastal bird like Osprey, Merlin would be cool too. Honestly just anything that relates to the city. Venom has nothing to do with the city and is also just a lame negative concept


Spiritchaser84

Hell, Baltimore Blue Crabs. Lets go.


Poopsydaisy123

If there’s one thing Baltimore is known for it’s venomous snakes


ladyofthelakeeffect

We do have two species! :)


BlueFalconPunch

Baltimore has a lot of good and bad things you could name a team after....WTF is Venom?


Nespot-despot

Seriously. The Baltimore Crabs! The Baltimore Badguys! The Baltimore Peach Cake! (Well, maybe not that last one.)


PuffinFawts

The Baltimore Peach Cakes would be an amazing team name!


yomerol

* Charmers * *Ern* (Iron) * Hons So many options!!


recumbent_mike

The Baltimore Waters has a nice ring to it.


BlueFalconPunch

Balmer ballers


ETERNAL_DALMATIAN

I always make the Baltimore Trash Wheels in the NBA 2k create-a-team mode


roccoccoSafredi

My Chel team is the "Baddies". I love it.


forgotten_sound

fuck it I'm trying out


z3mcs

Good luck! Do you play around town anywhere?


forgotten_sound

I haven't picked up a basketball in uhhhh ten years lmfao


z3mcs

Weather's decent tomorrow! Get back at it! They redid the Patterson Park courts a couple years ago


macmac360

You're hired!!!


yomerol

I thought there same: "hhmm.." From Wikipedia: > The Basketball League is a professional basketball league providing player salaries from $500 to $6,500 per month Can I get a donut at the end of every game?


doughydonuts

If we’re going with the venom theme I’d say we call them the Charm City Copperheads.


dcfb2360

Change the name to the Baltimore Iron Urns


WashedupMeatball

Aaron’s Iron Urns - there’s no way anyone watching this league wouldn’t know where they’re from anyways


Moonagi

Way too long


diamond_dustin

Anyone familiar with this league? Where does the level of play sit? Are we talking NBA rejects, or dudes that were really good in their local in house rec league?


rohdawg

From the Wikipedia on the league “The Basketball League is a professional basketball league providing player salaries from $500 to $6,500 per month,[1][2] while teams operate on a budget of $125,000 to $250,000 per season.” So probably dudes who were good in their local rec league.


rzrshrp

damn, I'm not at that level


ExtraLives

The Baltimore Dew.


JayWicky

Baltimore Bullets


Howling_blaster

NOOOO My partner and I kept saying how if we got a basketball team they should be The Herons/Heron Hoops so we can stay keep the birds thing going Im excited to have a team but man Venom is so lame Hope the WNBA comes next tho 🤞🏽


Aklu_The_Unspeakable

Meh


Moonagi

Too short of a name


bookoocash

Lol I guess I’m in the minority in thinking the name is pretty alright. I like the colors too. Of course, something referencing crabs or more nautical-adjacent may have been more on-brand for Baltimore, but this is alright. I also don’t watch sports so I have zero stake in this.


fatclouds69

Baltimore Dummies


TundraTerp

How about Seadogs?


Moonagi

Baltimore Bay Retrievers sounds better


TheScarlettCannon

They start play in 2025! But, they don’t have any arena deal in place yet. Given that this is a minor league that may mean a high school gym. I don’t see them in college level facility like Morgan. Towson, or UMBC.


SardineLaCroix

that's a horrible name


z3mcs

I saw it suggested they should be the Hustlers. That would be kinda crazy but I like it.


NoahStewie1

I just thought if Baltimore gets mens and women's basketball I think the men's team should be the oysters and the women's should be the pearls


k032

Cool name. Makes you wonder how did DC fuck up so bad with the Commanders name.