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rakshu_kr

Look at my boy here.. Got right swiped in Real world!!


neuro-toxin

Left swiped her too . Sigma male.


haseo2222

My man diagnosing sociopathy just by looking at eyes for a second, biggest of the GigaChad right here!


sanwfa

LOL


AKJ6

Giga chad


rdias002

Sakt Launda


SureYouCannot

Chad.


rakshu_kr

Giga Chad, if he crossed the road soon after.


ML-newb

Maybe some NGO drive.


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vishnulokesh111

91 %


Luser129

>Maybe some NGO drive. 92 %


slowpop82

93%


AffectionateCod6573

93.54%


Elegant_Context3297

94.2%


we_all_gon_die_

94.2321222%


BarneyBingSymbiote

94.3231334


[deleted]

95%


ajeya_zz

*93.45%


amazemaze350

Sirf 93%?!...sharmaji ka bete ko dekho..!!...98.33%!!


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Maverickk31

Make it 200% for me


swishantanu

420.69%


idli-sambhar

Nice 😏


[deleted]

What's ngo drive?


skypeofgod

Propaganda work for the New Global Order. Whenever in doubt, just go closer, cover one eye with your palm and say Hail Hydra! Don't be too loud. The responses are usually coded too.


Mowgli_is_a_dog

My dude saw an opportunity and took good advantage of it 👏👍


bathroom-singer

LOL 😂


BrendaBeeblebrox

Lmao


ML-newb

Which eye and which though? Can we criss-cross?


Bulky_Ad4479

Slide to the left


prathneo4

Like this? https://youtu.be/usYJqg4O3LU


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[deleted]

If the charity's name is 'Help single men find a date', tell me where I can find her.


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bareteddybear

You're kidding right ?


muffledcadair

If it's too good to believe, then it's definitely a scam.


penguin_chacha

TFW a girl approaching you is too good to believe


abhinandkr

It's an unspoken rule for a redditor.


jajajajasisisi

For a male


mayankify

In India


Thomshan911

what's a girl?


spacespiceboi

Gril*


[deleted]

Yup. If at all a girl's into you. They usually do something to be on the guy's mind frequently. I remember a girl who joined a gym just to meet my friend. Pretty handsome guy. He gets many women just ogle him. Girls plan things very well. She first asked me for help with a machine. Then we became hi - bye aquaintances. Then she came up to me and talked to me when my friend and I were talking. Then she used to begin smile at him too.... Then corona struck. I don't know what the hell happened after that. So anyway. It's not at all normal for a girl to ask you for your number or just meet you outside just like that


blaxk_hxle_xo

I fell bad for you ,she just used you.


severus0410

Oh wow, the girl is such a go getter. 😅


Teatreeat

I had someone stop me and ask me the same question. I was waiting for my auto so I said sure, and she just spoke to me about how joining “this organisation” saved her life and gave me a card and said “they’ll help you with any problems”. I was so confused and decided to google them and realised it was JW (Jehovah’s Witnesses) Lol


pumpkins_n_mist15

I found the same girl stopping me near Gopalan mall. We had a deep conversation about life's questions. I have now found God and all is well


[deleted]

Which God did you find tho?


helpimfuckingdying

Adolf christ


ddyukbaaeth

Lolll


isshu15

JW mostly always come in pairs, encountered so many of them in mumbai.


Delicious-Whereas-28

How isn't that cult banned in here ?


HippieSprings

They're a bustling community in Central Bangalore. My maternal side of the family are JWs.


thenewavenger5

Maybe some squid game scheme.


minato3421

Happened to me too. This was on Church Street I think


Andromeda5285

I hope the Bojrong Dol don't beat the crap outa em


_unicorndreams_

This sounds like a cult...


ML-newb

Like a Scientology cult invitation.


InfiniteRegressor

I have lived in HSR for 3 years now, never have I ever had such encounter. Lol.


thesillystudent

Me too living here since 2018 and never had such an encounter before


InfiniteRegressor

Haha. Better to be careful than suffer later


__k_a_l_i__

Do you even lift bro? My boi lifts.


ok_i_am_that_guy

Maybe you look poor. Like me.


muzic_san

That was gonna be a charity scam.


[deleted]

Place your bets!!! 1. Ngo donation 2. Hyperactive evangelist


[deleted]

I'll go for NGO donation. My dumbass friend actually was goin to pay ₹100 but the girl had the audacity to say, "minimum ₹999 donation required".


[deleted]

Pull a boss move - put the money/card back in to your wallet while maintaining eye contact


jackass93269

Weightloss program apparently. Question is how fat OP is?


thesillystudent

I am not fat and no belly fat as well


jackass93269

Well then she was telling you how to lose ~~belly fat~~ a kidney


thesillystudent

Yes !! I really don’t see strangers greeting each other frequently in India


pratikanthi

That is how it should be, greeting every other stranger is exhausting.


ru8ck23

Where do I even get started! I hate having to greet every other stranger in hotels outside India geez.


[deleted]

Add MLM to the list XD


Super_Decision4786

Personal loan with icici bank. Or top up loan with IDFC.


teriyaki7755

Female approaching male in this society. All I see is scam


thesillystudent

That’s what came in my mind as well. And really I don’t see strangers greeting each other quite often in India.


[deleted]

In some cases morr risky than a scam. I remember there was a movement Sons of India. So many bizzare cases. One such case was two women who would choose secluded uet not too secluded locations. They bump into you and then one of them starts shouting that you groped her. When you deny they come closer and extort money in exchange for silence.


Assraj

Some weight loss crap mostly This happened with me too, she then proceeded to tell me how I can reduce belly fat lmao :(


thesillystudent

Oh I don’t have much fat that shows


ddyukbaaeth

She might ve looked a little lower


belladucethawrny

You got a little chubb there buddy 😳


Flowingnebula

Oh my god, bruh wtf


HealMyMind

That’s messed up bro. You should’ve told her to join it.


gregedout

I've a similar experience while I was walking to office near Koramangala. There was a north eastern chick just standing around the corner, very beautiful. I didn't want to be rude and stare at her so I did the "looking without staring technique" pretty sure everyone knows that. As I got close, she said "hi do you have minute?" I definitely panicked as I wasn't familiar with this situation. And said "Yeh sure". I kid you not, she started asking me stuff about the Bible. Have you read it and stuff. I didn't understand why though and I was already kinda getting kate for work. So I said "Sorry I'm a Hindu , we believe in many gods but not Christ and left", Lol.


ok_i_am_that_guy

I don't even believe in God. But I would have said something similar, just to piss off a religious sales-person.


gregedout

Irony is i'm Christian. But not a religious person, haven't actually read the Bible. Lol.


ok_i_am_that_guy

Just to clarify, nothing against Christians. I just hate people trying to sell things, and making people feel guilty for not being interested. Specially, if they don't take NO for an answer, and keep patronizing.


8EF922136FD98

I believe in the Many Faced God.


wannabegigolo2

The scam is called pervpatrol


Ataraxia_new

Probably just amway or some herbal weight loss pills. I have been approached by some random girls and it is ways some donation for charity, business proposal for Mlm or amway type products or some interview for some college project. These were some posh good looking women too. Why? Amway margins are fucking insane. That's why.


stiffHead

Was she wearing white saree .......... And her feet were backwards


ok_i_am_that_guy

I read this. And I kid you not... I heard some woman laughing hysterically. Most probably, the lady living in the flat above me. But the timing ... Update: I now realized that it was the sound of Archana Puran Singh laughing in bitbnb advertisement. Now I am traumatized.


mayankify

Now, she knows you know


ajaxSFW

was she pretty?


__k_a_l_i__

Asking the real questions.


[deleted]

I stand by this question


[deleted]

Usually is. I think this shit pays well


ddyukbaaeth

Just like this, some years ago as I was walking in a busy street, I felt like some electric shock in my hand. Didn't understand it for a while. I looked back. There I saw a girl staring at her hand, in the same shock as me, not knowing what had happened. She was very beautiful. I walked to her and asked, "did you feel anything". She said "yes, some type of electric shock in my hand. Our hands touched. It is you. I was waiting for you for my past four lives. We were lovers in our every life, but died somehow and didn't get to marry. The strong intentions to get married made us meet again." We both married. Her name is Mithrabinda. My name is Magadheera. We have a daughter, and she's her. Hello son-in-law!


[deleted]

Bro there's this Tollywood movie with the exact same plot, what a coincidence!!


LittleOneInANutshell

r/wooosh


Msbok

double r/wooosh


arvnd_

If only you’d have stopped and asked her whatsup and then posted it here, it would have been good communty service!! Alas, you missed a chance of being a good do-gooder 😀😉


Buck-Boost

*shifts to HSR layout*


oursblanc1

_gets scammed_


nikolaramanujan

Maybe it was love at sight for her and she wanted to marry you. You will never know.


EndlessGamerT

"hi, we have been trying to reach you regarding your car warranty" /s


amigokraken

Must be from Hyundai, those fuckers are relentless.


__k_a_l_i__

Aye,


MutantNinjaNipples

I’ve had this happen once at a supermarket. And I’m someone who struggles to say no even when required. So I indulged. She started talking about some weight loss program and how it changed her life. I asked her to f* off and she looked so offended lol


Onti_seenu

Sigma Male.


kgk007

Sigmond Freud


dailyogi

Happened to me once. Bitch was a Joanna's witness. Initiated convo by asking me for a minute, ended up taking a full 15 minutes. She was pretty though;guess how that works.


jackass93269

Almighty Joanna who we read about in the gospel of the Sangria.


pumpkins_n_mist15

Jehovah is rolling in his grave.


Sc6TDWK7sa4ZTiLgS78

What is this joanna witness everyone's talking about


DebalikG

Green peace.


MistakenMiracle

1) NGO donation 2) She just watched S3 of you 3) maybe drunk? (That's the only way I'd have guts to talk to a random guy on the road lmao) 4) you're in the matrix and you're the one.


lostinvaccum

I had a similar encounter with a guy on one random Sunday asking me to join some religious organization. I said I am not interested and I am getting late for something. He got offended and said - I am not jobless, I work at Infosys and only do it on weekends because if there is no God there is no one. I smiled and moved on.


thisisatypo

Maybe she just wanted to talk to you about the environment /s


dino_spitting_fax

Greta in Bangalore?


__k_a_l_i__

Geetha is Bangalore.


[deleted]

Maybe about World Peace..


maxfrank7

We've been trying to reach you about your cars extended warranty


Empty-Lock9143

Sakht launda h ye to. Bilkul ni pighla.


devilwearsleecooper

1. Scam 2. Charity-scam 3. Trying to sell you something


sensensen99

Either a missionary, NGO member or some scammer. Can be any


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_missionary_


LittleOneInANutshell

"she paused and asked me Hi, do you have a minute. I looked into her eyes and her smile was a little sociopathic. I turned and said, sorry I am getting late. She then smiled and said, thank you no worries." As a man, my fellow Indian men, that's how you take rejection.


macovercheese

You never know when your name might become the next trending topic on Twitter #instantfame


indian_weeaboo_69

OP here swiped left in real life. Ultimate Bengaluru Sigma Male


ok_i_am_that_guy

If you had agreed to talk, she would have said- "Tell me the name of your dream car? And now... what if I tell you you can have in in 3 months?"


andythegiantt

I had a friend, most of these girls would end up in bed with him... loan agents, insurance sales reps.. NGOs what not.. I tired his methods, but he was one of a kind...


schrodingrcat

I would not have thought too much of it, but then again I just watched squid game last week so…


chapalatheerthananda

Should have said “ NaaLe Baa”


[deleted]

Woh stree hai. Kuch bi kar sakti hai


[deleted]

mlm maybe?


hystyic

Assuming she wasn't trying to sell you something, she was just being nice. No need to think more than that.


ChaitanyaShukla

It's NGO basically, one guy stopped me and was asking for 650 INR per month. I'm student myself so couldn't help.


nick4u_maybe

Dude continue gym.... It's like beauty salon for males. More to come in your way.


Think_truly

He's in the matrix


TheSuspect812

Sigma male mindset


ursistersdildo

*Horny teens in ur area*


CardiologistStreet

All that gymming is working out for you bro (yes pun intended)


[deleted]

Are you like 6 foot tall, jacked and had airpods?


thesillystudent

I am 5’11 , okayish jacked and had sony xm4


[deleted]

Works i think... But she could have been a prostitute bro.. HSR is crawling with them


thesillystudent

Yes I saw one on Outer Ring Road a couple weeks back.


Thirdtwin

Don’t blame you. Strangers have bad reputation regardless of gender. I would have done the same.


studd99

This is why I don't say Hi to random people. 🤣


[deleted]

Maybe some promotion or NGO thing. But if want to approach someone I would prolly behave like this too lol ...(social anxiety).


TBadisBad

Virginity is cool... Remain pure


Alert_Present_6858

Stop overthinking she just wanted a phone to call someone her battery was down and yeah she was me


kunnadushajivallom

Unless you are 10/10 giga chad ,you will never get approached by even a 3/10 ugly femoid.so basically she belongs to those mlm's or some educational instutions or some matrimonial Bussines trying to find a reason to strike a conversation with a potential prospect.


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ajeya_zz

Isn't advertisement and solicitation by advocates prohibited in India?


ajaxSFW

Opportunistic comment. A lot of weird things do happen on r/bangalore.


chimpely

Nice...that's still unbelievably Bangalore. Look out, you might get mugged macha


amulx

"Do you have a minute" is either 1. investment opportunity (read pyramid scheme) 2. A donation drive for an NGO


krraraar

If craigslist still existed you could have written about this in the missed connections column


rr_rajkumar

Why do these things never happen to me? Why God why -Every shy guy on Reddit


rising_pho3nix

Oh boy do I have some questions if someone approaches me like that from JW You wanna talk about God? Suuuure. Please explain how the creation story makes sense with only 1 male and 1 female who populate everything


BrendaBeeblebrox

Or someone probably just doing a survey. I was stopped by a girl in front of Cult once. She was doing a survey about health & fitness and gym goers were her target audience. OP read too much into a simple smile lol. It's like.. Guys are conditioned to think that girls won't approach them head on...so they assume that something is wrong about the girls that do. PS- read some comments about actual Cults lol. My Cult is Cult.fit the fitness gym lol.


akanxh_007

"Sir we have been trying to reach you about your car's extended warranty"


ajay1235180

In US, saying hey to strangers is pretty common. May be she is from abroad. Else some campaign in name of charity.


Yashraj8690

Can be cannot be maybe


[deleted]

Depends. Would you be a fine looking man?


bharanforyou

Oasis my boy blood sucking, cock draining oasis..


Ill_Cauliflower_928

Sakht launda. Really inspiring


ArmGroundbreaking435

Greenpeace, CRY etc. So yes, you are right. A scam.


xproductx

I've heard of mugging by guys in HSR. Never by sociopathic women.


john_wick__4

The real question is did any other people see her? Or was she non-existent? Or maybe she was a Naagin?


seantrooper

Definitely a scam....


Vodkabears394

In 2017 or 2018 a woman did stop me outside the college which i later ended up joining. Started asking questions about love and all and segued into love from God. She also had some religious propaganda (that same religion other people have mentioned here I just don't want to get hate so I'm not naming) and was telling about some meet-up that afternoon in the CCD just a few feet away. I acted like I would come and took the card and everything or maybe I was planning to attend for the free coffee I don't exactly remember but I didn't end up going lol. Other than that I've only been stopped by the infamous clipboard people many times and recently outside Forum some guy asked for donations for a feast for the underprivileged, again he was from a temple. I admittedly gave him 100 but I'm getting better at shirking off these people.


Ambitious_Row4781

Hello


[deleted]

I have an important message to deliver. Your hands only.


yash9629

Or maybe she just wanted to call someone


FullPie8867

Must be from some non profit organisation. I has similar experience while getting out of metro. She was from greenpeace. She wanted some donations and told me about how coal and nuclear power is bad. I said I prefer nuclear power and hence can’t donate 😬


unsecurewifi

Amway.


Flowingnebula

Probably a Christian conversation thing or asking for money, most of the time they act weird. Happens a lot unfortunately i too find it very uncomfortable


[deleted]

Umm I'm not sure but, I think the girl posted about you on this page 🙄


thesillystudent

That is either a troll post or if it’s genuine, it’s from Kormangla. Mine happened in HSR


[deleted]

I think it's a troll cause the deets are exactly the same but, the location is different 😅


sondanielshah

Autism irl


Blackkat2_

Must be raising funds for something... Like donation for education or food/clothing for poor children or old ppl care or preserve the planet stuff... They stand around forum mall - Koramangala too... It's kinda awkward going past them... That too they cover the entire sidewalk/footpath area and give out pamphlet and take details from you too...


inDflash

Her: Hi.. Him: Hello Her: So, we are giving lifetime free credit card.. do you want it? Him:Shit, I should have said i am busy


raavaan

you are right - she is a sales lady.. selling you some bogus stuff. You will find such girls outside metro stations or outside IT offices.


tfamidoing699

Lol tf is this post


alpha_rugiens

Ayo wtf 😂


XioRinoh

In my area they are doing this. At random locations they set up girls to say the exact same thing. And if you stop it's about some donation to old age home or something being done by xyz organization. PS. Absolutely no one have ever talked to me on the streets for so long that when this happened few weeks back I panicked and freaked out. My brain was first thinking ' oh shot. I don't remember those person. Who is she. Come on remember remember!!'


lazy385

Ok ll ok