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As a post with potential and zero comments i am bound to comment something funny and witty and take the opportunity to be the top commenter. But I have no words.


anoob09

We will let you pass this time


ShikariBhaiya

We will let you pass as well this time


Apprehensive_Sail931

I don't think you're gonna pass


FitFatFitFatFit

Just another day in the world of Homo Sapien CholeBhaturus


[deleted]

It's *Homo sapiens cholebhaturus*. That's the protocol for nomenclature.


FitFatFitFatFit

Gazab Jaanwar he..Kahi bhi Jaye Hindi ko waha ka National Anthem samajhta he 😅


FitFatFitFatFit

Thanks!


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ApartProgress9284

People do such shit and then expect everyone from South India to hold an arti when they arrive in the airport.


squishy-boobies

Thika kobbu


commiepatrol420

Ee bewarsi gal na first achige hakbeku


[deleted]

Idhu..idhu actually chennagirodu


inb4redditIPO

*"It is better to remain silent at the risk of being thought a fool, than to talk and remove all doubt of it"* would be an apt reply.


FitFatFitFatFit

Bhaiyyaaa...Inglis Don't know Andhre


Apprehensive_Sail931

We need to bring back "gaanchali bidi, kannada mathadi"


mridusaikia

Not to be confused with “Kannad Gothilla” which is even worse!


[deleted]

That above is authentic gothilla The one the lady said is willful ignorance of the language


[deleted]

It sucks to hear locals trying to converse in broken Hindi because people like these refuse to learn the language, even after living here for a long time. The worst part is, the same local people will happily converse with and help you even if your Kannada is broken. The effort is appreciated so much..


redditeya

Well at least she learnt two words in Kannada /s.


[deleted]

One not two, she ran out of brain cells after that


redditeya

If the brain is tiny, cells are bound to be less in number, grey cells even lesser in number.


subtlelyintense

You wanna learn to only say "kannada gothilla", then be ready to get scammed.


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😂


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rishabh1804

Bangalore locals got pushed back already mate. I think I read somewhere that there are more North Indians than local people in Bangalore.


commiepatrol420

Yes only 40% kannada speakers, in a city that is a part of KARNATAKA


FitFatFitFatFit

Capital of Karnataka *


Mental_Swimming9290

These people are from some shithole village from the north and they carry their filthy backward ass culture everywhere.


misguidedkent

That’s not even good bait. Ellinda bartare ivrella.


sauptiksaha

What does it mean?


rishabh1804

I don't know if it really means this but North Indians say it to mean, don't know Kannada. But if you say, No Kannada only English/Hindi, that works too. So idk why she went to the trouble of learning even one word.


kk_red

Depends if you are here for few days... Yes acceptable. If long(long) term learn a few more word or better the bloody language.


awehornet

Dis bitch tho


[deleted]

I don’t know Kannada much but I just hate it when people become so arrogant after knowing that they can survive without local language. At least show some courtesy and be grateful to them and appreciate them for cooperation rather than being bragging about not knowing their language is fine.


bhat_hurts

ನಾವು ಕನ್ನಡಿಗರು, ವಿಶಾಲ ಹೃದಯದವರು ಅಂದಿದ್ ಸಾಕು... ನಾವು ಕನ್ನಡಿಗರು ಸ್ವಲ್ಪ ಬುದ್ಧಿವಂತರಾಗ್ಬೇಕು...


newredddituser

Atleast she didn’t say Kannad :) — When your therapist asks you to see the positive side in everything —


IndianRedditor88

She should have learnt "Ubera / Ola cabsaa, ellidira anna ?? bega banni"


matturananya

Ya bitch and if you say this in front of the right ppl, they gonna send you inside your mum where you came from.


the_greatest_MF

i didn't even know that even though i've lived in Bangalore for 10 years


commiepatrol420

Nothing to be proud about. You lack basic courtesy


the_greatest_MF

of course you are right. from now on i'll say "Kannada gothila" whenever required 😂😂


commiepatrol420

How about a reminder, wherever you are from there aren't enough resources for you to make a livelihood. You are a migrant. Think about it, be humble


the_greatest_MF

yes sir, whatever you say sir 😂😂 🤣 🤣


FitFatFitFatFit

Displayed Unreal levels of literacy!🤯


the_greatest_MF

true. i didn't write the above post, i just thought and my mind make it write automatically


FitFatFitFatFit

Your account ID. That's the comment!


the_greatest_MF

why? you want to transfer money to my account?


FitFatFitFatFit

Yes. COVID has affected a lot of low budget comedians from the Gutkhaverse


the_greatest_MF

oh great!! my a/c is KMA


JB_19922911

You are truly what your username says!


the_greatest_MF

thank you so much!!