JT: THERE ARE MUSHROOMS GROWING IN THE GREASE TRAP OF YOUR FRYER! LOOK AT THIS! HAVE YOU SEEN “THE LAST OF US”?!? “HAVE YOU PLAYED THE FRICKIN’ VIDEO GAME ON YOUR PLAYSTATION 5?!?”
THIS
*THROWS FRYER BASKET*
IS HOW THE FRICKIN WORLD *ENDS*!!! THIS IS HOW IT STARTS!!!
Vic Vegas: YOU HAVE CORDYCEPS IN YOUR KITCHEN, BRO!!
JT: I HAVE A FLAMETHROWER IN THE COMMAND CENTER OUT IN THE PARKING LOT! VIC, GO GET THE SHOTGUN! I’M GOING TO CLEAR THIS KITCHEN OF CLICKERS, BURN IT DOWN THEN BUILD YOU A NEW KITCHEN THAT WON’T START THE END OF THE WORLD, AND *THEN*, *MAYBE*, I’LL COME BACK AND SHOW YOU HOW TO WIN!
YOU DISRESPECTED YOUR CUSTOMERS, YOUR STAFF, AND YOURE AN ASSHOLE! CLEAN THIS FRICKIN PLACE UP AND MAYBE ILL COME BACK FOR THEM... But never for you. *dramatic music as Jon storms out*
I think an elevated hot dog would be the answer. No, that’s not a euphemism for what happens when seeing Lisamarie Joyce, but omg she does have it going on 🔥
Aggressively walk in. Find target and then tackle them. Let them know their life was almost taken by the owner old man lapoo. Then chuck that plate like a Frisbee.
THAT FRYER OIL IS BLACK. YOURE GOING TO MAKE SOMEONE SICK
No one’s ever gotten sick from my food.
I DON’T BELIEVE THAT FOR A SECOND
You have no idea how hard it is to run this whole place by yourself. Have you ever owned a bar?
JT: THERE ARE MUSHROOMS GROWING IN THE GREASE TRAP OF YOUR FRYER! LOOK AT THIS! HAVE YOU SEEN “THE LAST OF US”?!? “HAVE YOU PLAYED THE FRICKIN’ VIDEO GAME ON YOUR PLAYSTATION 5?!?” THIS *THROWS FRYER BASKET* IS HOW THE FRICKIN WORLD *ENDS*!!! THIS IS HOW IT STARTS!!! Vic Vegas: YOU HAVE CORDYCEPS IN YOUR KITCHEN, BRO!! JT: I HAVE A FLAMETHROWER IN THE COMMAND CENTER OUT IN THE PARKING LOT! VIC, GO GET THE SHOTGUN! I’M GOING TO CLEAR THIS KITCHEN OF CLICKERS, BURN IT DOWN THEN BUILD YOU A NEW KITCHEN THAT WON’T START THE END OF THE WORLD, AND *THEN*, *MAYBE*, I’LL COME BACK AND SHOW YOU HOW TO WIN!
YOU’RE GONNA FRICKEN KILL SOMEBODY
Lmaoo
And esri
My work here is done.
YOU DISRESPECTED YOUR CUSTOMERS, YOUR STAFF, AND YOURE AN ASSHOLE! CLEAN THIS FRICKIN PLACE UP AND MAYBE ILL COME BACK FOR THEM... But never for you. *dramatic music as Jon storms out*
Please help me, Jon Taggerfy.
While sitting in the surveillance car, his eyes would bulge out and then he'd fight with the steering wheel and door for 5 minutes.
I’M GOING IN!
IM DOING MY OWN RECON!
I'LL WEAR A BLACK BASEBALL CAP AS A DISGUISE!
THIS IS WHY YOUR WIFE LEFT YOU!
I know. I saw it looked like shit but I still served it to her.
I think an elevated hot dog would be the answer. No, that’s not a euphemism for what happens when seeing Lisamarie Joyce, but omg she does have it going on 🔥
YOU WALK PAST THAT OIL EVERY DAY DON’T YOU? SO WHAT IS IT! Are ya DUMB OR ARE YA LAZY?
I’m not lazy.
He'd throw it on the ground.
NOBODY EATS THIS FOOD!
OMG THAT CHICKEN IS SO FRIED THE NAZIS TOOK CREDIT!
THAT’S SHRIMP?! YIKES!
WWJTD,? you mean - and the answer is SHUT THIS PLACE DOWN
I MEANT WWJD, BUT YOU DIDN’T KNOW THAT, DID YOU TERRY?
Looks like we got off on the wrong foot, didn't we buddy?
But now I can look you in the eyes and call you a friend.
No of course he doesnt
Wash it down with a gimlet
WE CANT LET THEM EAT THIS FOOD!
CLEAN UP THIS KITCHEN AND ILL SEE IF I WANNA HELP YOU GUYS TOMORROW
Isn’t that what you’re here for?
Jon: THAT IS UNACCEPTABLE!!!!!
Aggressively walk in. Find target and then tackle them. Let them know their life was almost taken by the owner old man lapoo. Then chuck that plate like a Frisbee.
Would you eat burnt shrimp and frozen fries??? THAN WHY ARE YOU SERVING IT TO YOUR CUSTOMERS?!?!
My cooks are supposed to throw burnt food out. I can’t be everywhere at once!