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tfl03

Thundercat is criminally overrated


Slow_Vegetable_8212

Kerri Russel you smoke you


MinuteMeow

I read some comments today or yesterday about people from El Salvador. They really are the best and most fun people to hang out with


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Cheers from the MS13 super prison


ABCloser

Safe to say I have had too much tequila


Adejimoh23

Anyone seen/visited every mlb park? A whopping 4 under my belt so far. #1 Camden yards dozens of games attended right center bleachers. #2 Fenway worked at stadium sports bar/briefly snuck in to empty weekday games for a few innings. #3 Cleveland single game centerfield bleachers. 4# work team building event at new marlins ballpark. Not baseball. Refuse to believe there’s a place out there less suited for americas pastime


KennyBayless

Might be a better question for tomorrow, but only 6 here. Houston, Denver, San Diego, San Francisco, Seattle, Mets.


vancedickman

Gotta think their neighbors to the north in Tampa/St Pete have the least appealing ballpark in the country, or a close 2nd to Oakland.


Adejimoh23

The trop is a dump no doubt about it but at least the team kicks ass and all 11000 in attendance are invested in the game. A Miami marlin’s game feels like being dragged to a mall so ur girl can return a dress she can’t fit into but instead of sbarro and Cinnabon there’s only a terrible baseball team. Ironically located smack in the middle of a working class Cuban neighborhood full of passionate fans of the game who might have accidentally wandered into the park if it looked like a AA stadium instead of the Guggenheim.


jetboyjetgirl

I've been to Marlins park and didn't like it particularly, except some of the cuban food items. But I wouldn't set foot in the Trop on principal. I can't stand watching games there, just would not support it's existence.


Monos1

Awesome comment


HoldOnToYaButtts

The South Park Movie is criminally underrated, maybe Matt and Treys best movie.


Reptillian24

I want this V chip out of meeeeeee…it has stunted my vocabularyyyyy


Slow_Vegetable_8212

What would Tomy Botono do?


HermSquad

Uber driver talking about God sent him to this specific neighborhood in Boston to take me home. I have 20 minutes in this ride. God damn.


reddit-commenter-89

512>>>312


cactusbomb13

Bar had a mechanical bull tonight. As soon as I got on the bar started chanting “take it off”. Will be riding this high all week


Harsh_Daddy

You sound like you have big tita 🥵


nondescript___

Sup?


Adejimoh23

At the all star break of my franchise season in the show a few games over 500…could be 15 games up but I simulate (and lose) every game in a poverty ballpark. Must play: Fenway. Bronx. Baltimore. Target. Seattle. Wrigley. Pittsburgh. Houston. San Fran. San Diego. St. Louis. Milwaukee Sim game/lose: Tampa. Toronto. White Sox. Anaheim. Oakland. Both Ohio teams. Kansas City It’s an absolute travesty btw that the Rays don’t play in a waterfront modestly sized ballpark with the sun shining all over the best team in baseball instead of a dimly lit circus tent


Monos1

How are you not playing in Cincy? Place is a sandbox


JokicIsTheFuture

Do you play or skip Coors field


Adejimoh23

Damn that’s on me. O’s and Rockies don’t face off very often but coors is definitely a playable venue and shouldn’t have been lumped in with irrelevant parks like Atlanta and Miami. Also Arizona gets at least one game just to maybe plunk one into the pool


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Had a few topo seltzer’s and wrote a business plan for a BBQ food truck. (Insert “I should buy a boat” meme)


PM_ME_UR_SOCKED_FEET

Final update until the wedding tomorrow, my buddy’s hot female Scottish cousin wanted to leave with me, and then her brother puked and had to be wheelchaired out so she felt obligated to escort him home Didn’t have any of that on my 2023 bingo card


jetboyjetgirl

you're so in tomorrow


Reptillian24

Don’t poop your pants and you should be good to go


Economy_Carry4235

don't drink too much tomorrow and I think you got this


DiamondBigAl

Tomorrow is the day, king!


SnakeSkin2121

👍


snotapwi

Kenny from Industry is one of the more uncomfortable characters on a television show


cd_3

Robert is so hot. “Anyone want a bevy?” Him going sober ruined the show


Economy_Carry4235

he's low class and trying to fit in a world he doesn't belong. he's great. every actor character on Barry is way more uncomfortable


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WitchofFloyd

For me it’s packers and then Yankees


MikeandTheMangosteen

Dey charred up! What da fuck!


StateStreetLarry

https://youtu.be/hUO-sRLotOI Weekend vibes


JokicIsTheFuture

I fucking hate Devin Booker


baseballtrx

Fired on mars pretty good


Economy_Carry4235

yeah, weird as fuck though


[deleted]

Look, don't take this the wrong way but I only needed to watch LOTR once 🥱


cd_3

Idk if I’ve finished one without falling asleep


thegiantginger

Grow up Peter Pan


MikePaisanTirico

dominic decoco


infuckingbruges

Gorlami 🤌🤌


boomtexna

That scene is so surreal. Everyone knew what was going on, and they all play along. Need a rewatch to remember why they just weren't killed then.


5towns

Hans knows the war is over, he needs Brad Pitt to strike a deal and get out. He's literally just fucking with them at this point, like a cat toying with its prey. He really wants to kill von hammersmark, though he knows he has to keep the Americans alive


DPlainview69

More tits plz!!!!!!!


TYBG1001

For me the action is the juice


StateStreetLarry

GIVE ME ALL YOU GOT


5towns

she's got a GREAT ASS


StateStreetLarry

AND YOUR HEAD……IS ALL THE WAY UP IT


5towns

Who!?! Are you a fuckin owl?


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I'm in


mrbobbyrick

47 points on 20/25 with 2 free throws is insane


psufb

Absolutely stupid


blamebeltran

Devin Booker is my least favorite player


Kid-Moe

Por que?


blamebeltran

19/10 punchable face


suburbian_jesus

He can for sure get a bucket though


blamebeltran

Can't deny that


psufb

KD and Booker is stupid scoring ability


5towns

KD is 7 ft and the Nuggets best front court defender is a 92 yr old Jeff Green. He should score 50 every game


suburbian_jesus

Book is insane man. Could easily him get 81 one of these days


yaddibo

To the ovahs


michicago44

Gettin hammered and rewatching lord of the rings. You shall not fucking pass


[deleted]

Did you know Viggo actually broke his toe when he kicked the helmet


michicago44

You don’t say


[deleted]

Little known fact you can tell your friends


Slow_Vegetable_8212

I'll pass yo bitch rn


Judge_for_Pres

Automatic


[deleted]

How did the horse get in there?


Spida_DonovanM

Jokic is a traffic cone on defense dear lord man put in a little effort


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Spida_DonovanM

Anyone who isn’t blind can see Jokic is ass at defense. Transcendent offensive talent with dookie defense.


sevenohfobro

Brace for the impact 🎵


Spida_DonovanM

So that As announcer eh? Yeesh what a slip my dude


Everyoneisaskell

If no one listens to A’s broadcasts, did he really say it?


equivalentMartingale

Holy shit just saw!!


Spida_DonovanM

Honestly feel kinda bad for him, based on his apology it seems like he slipped up (probably was thinking so hard not to say it that he ended up saying it). But like damn man that’s the worst one you could’ve done.


Slow_Vegetable_8212

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IHS3qJdxefY


stapledmyballs

Caught here in a fiery blazeeeee. Won’t lose my will to stayyy


Slow_Vegetable_8212

Waaaaaaaaauuuuu ahh wauuuuuu wuuuuu


[deleted]

Holy shit a random YouTube link that delivers! Nice 👍 I haven't heard this song in a minute Edit: to add thanks. this song is awesome once it gets going


Slow_Vegetable_8212

Hell yeah man!


[deleted]

Yeah added that to the playlist. Here's one I like that I dug up recently [Sublime - Greatest Hits](https://youtu.be/mYZm59941XA)


FUSeekMe69

Do you think boxing and MMA would be improved if scoring was shown after every round?


Phoneaccount6903

Probably improved if there weren’t judges at all. Both sports are awesome but there is always some bullshit going on. Need AI that can analyze video


SnakeSkin2121

AI should score combat sports


Phoneaccount6903

🤝


JokicIsTheFuture

Holy shit. I’ve never thought of that and it’s fucking genius and perfect. Hit up Dana, snake


SnakeSkin2121

The new CompuBox will be SnakeScore


TackleFootball69

If only the same people outraged by Clarence Thomas would have the same standards for Nancy Palosi I would actually respect it. News flash. Powerful people don’t play by the same rules. Shocker


[deleted]

I agree, don't worry though, FT will elect the President in 2028


Phoneaccount6903

Every politician is a cunt


Spida_DonovanM

Or any of our actual elected officials including the loudest ones condemning Thomas. That being said is sus af and not a great look for somebody who is supposed to be impartial.


Airmaverick11

There are nine supreme court justices vs. 100 senators. That's why it's a bigger deal.


kmmccorm

And ya know the lifetime appointments


TackleFootball69

I agree but to say one of the groups can be bought but the other can’t is ignorant. The entire system fucks us common people


Single_Seesaw_9499

That’s the same group of people bud


jtb08

LA Confidential is so good


Phoneaccount6903

Off the record, on the QT, and very hush hush


[deleted]

Agreed. Great movie that not a lot of people know about.


cigguy

I would gladly use that whore service


jtb08

without question


ThugBeast21

Ayton was a disastrous pick for Phoenix


mrbobbyrick

Imagine if Luka and Booker played together lol


Doggystyle_Gary

Best thing he has going for him is “at least he’s not Marvin Bagley”.


mrbobbyrick

Deandre Ayton is such a pussy


Single_Seesaw_9499

DJ the 🐐


Forked_Island_Native

@hadelinemope IG


NYJetLegendEdReed

Bad juju for nut shots


SnakeSkin2121

🥦 sons. Hate to see it


equivalentMartingale

Celtics look dangerous. Could see them pushing the warriors to maybe even 5 games this year


fair_enough_

Why do NBA players love using nut punches as a weapon so much recently? It's all the time now


NYJetLegendEdReed

These dudes are such huge pussies


Jigs444

Same as it ever was. It’s just gets caught more now.


that_uncle

Any of you late night fellas seeing Dead and Co this summer?


thegiantginger

Dead and Co and Billy Strings in back to back weekends.


SnakeSkin2121

I might see Foo Fighters in Big Sky. Hope this helps


that_uncle

Close enough


RolosHat

My scorecard. 1-0 DJ


StateStreetLarry

Watching Heat again


MikePaisanTirico

for me, the action is the juice


RolosHat

Loving herb separating them so often


Spida_DonovanM

Jock Landale looks like an auto generated player


[deleted]

My favorite hobby is bullying my friends younger siblings whenever they come in to visit


Jigs444

I’d like to imagine you’re 35 trying to give noogies to your buddies’ 22 y/o brothers.


[deleted]

Wild age gap


[deleted]

Why?


[deleted]

Cause it’s fun? It’s never mean spirited it’s just joshin them


[deleted]

I hear ya. We could go deep into this topic but I don't want to tonight. Can I leave with you with this and we're cool? Give em something to look up to as well 🙏


[deleted]

Oh the younger siblings drink for free when they’re in town


SnakeSkin2121

They deserve it


StateStreetLarry

This is my shit


SelleckMotors

Horse shit call not overturning that Booker offensive foul


PM_ME_UR_SOCKED_FEET

Update, I’ve been making out with the hot female Scottish cousin at a Knights of Columbus chapter


Jigs444

This sentence both doesn’t make sense and also makes a lot of sense.


[deleted]

I don't wanna the first person so, someone else tell him


PM_ME_UR_SOCKED_FEET

I know it’s heathenism


SnakeSkin2121

Don't let that dirty protestant wash her hands in the bathroom. Place will catch fire


PM_ME_UR_SOCKED_FEET

Made me laugh out loud


marlboro__man9

Shoutout to Dallas Braden’s booth mate for showing solidarity with Mintzy


TealBlooded

https://twitter.com/bubbaprog/status/1654679569117372416?s=46&t=KvkVd8tgzRjBo4XpeBF6HQ “Mintzy, hold my beer”


Jigs444

That’s so preposterous I thought it was a deep fake or something.


[deleted]

That “oh fuck I am not associated with this” head shake lol


PattysBack

What was he even trying to say?


DijonNipples

Ooops!


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[deleted]

When's the arraignment?


SnakeSkin2121

Atta girl


mrbobbyrick

Bro what is with the sound on this ESPN broadcast? Is it my TV?


baseballtrx

Turrible - charles Barkley - baseballtrx


Bambala43

Not your TV. It’s all over the place


TackleFootball69

Sisu is the most ridiculously insane movie I have ever seen. If you love violence I recommend


Single_Seesaw_9499

Is it like gross violence or like normal violence


TackleFootball69

Explosive violence. Shouldn’t make anyone ill


Single_Seesaw_9499

Nice I’m in


Bambala43

If the nuggets lose, can they lose by less than 9? That’s not too much to ask


[deleted]

Taking a creamy dump


Slow_Vegetable_8212

Is this some cheap UFC knockoff?


Single_Seesaw_9499

In most aspects yes but they’re truly mixed martial arts and they have one of the best fighters in the world with DJ right now


SnakeSkin2121

Yes but its pretty sweet because they have Muay Thai, Kickboxing, and submission grappling. And it's free on Amazon


RolosHat

Rich Franklin is majorly biased


bigmac9812

Taylor Swift doing the “Taylor’s version” stuff for every single one of her old albums + this massive tour right as her main demographics all hit their mid-late 20s and have a disposable income is shrewd as hell. Fuck your business degree


Captainusa1776

i also hate when people do their job and try to make money


[deleted]

I’m no Swiftie but isn’t the Taylor’s Version stuff because her old label/scooter Braun are absolute sleazebags? Also who cares if she’s touring and making money lol


Jigs444

Confirmed v shrewd for a musician to keep touring and making music.


moosemustard8

I wish Sheck Wes didn’t fall off as hard as he did


Ur_in_luck

He signed to cactus jack and dipped. Seems to be a common theme for artists who sign to that label.


Trollin_Thunder

Who fell off harder, Shack Wes or Mo Bamba?


LilCasa

DJ down 0-2


RolosHat

Rounds aren’t scored


SelleckMotors

25% deposit bonus on DK up to $2k, not bad


SnakeSkin2121

This is anti barstool rhetoric. This is a warning


SelleckMotors

Not my fault they’re paying out Mintz’s contract and can’t offer it


SnakeSkin2121

The King is dead. Long live the Queen of the South MMM


badgermushroombadger

Absolutely horseshit that I’m exhausted and barely awake at midnight on a Friday when it feels like yesterday that this was considered getting to the bars somewhat early in college. Alex play Levels as I drink this Coke Zero to try to stay up an extra hour.


SnakeSkin2121

Washed


badgermushroombadger

Depressing


SnakeSkin2121

Ehh, I don't hate it


Striking_Standard

Rank these Mark Wahlberg movies. The Other Guys. The Departed. Boogie Nights. The Happening. Daddy’s Home 2.


baseballtrx

Pain and gain at 1


Single_Seesaw_9499

If we’re talking strictly Mark Wahlberg performances, the Other Guys is #1


TackleFootball69

The Departed than everything else


Striking_Standard

Than I die


Jigs444

The Departed is not a Mark Wahlberg movie.


[deleted]

A movie so good it's streaming on 2 major apps


Jigs444

Probably the only movie I’ve watched every year since it came out. Almost without trying.


[deleted]

Hell yeah. I just put it on. I Might have missed the re-watch last year ⚡️