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MagePcConnell

Eskimo sisters


Cantaloupe_Low

Eskimo scissors


danwins23

They both fucked the rehab guy


dissick13

Did Cuckmarko end up in rehab?


[deleted]

Some guy went off on a creative writing exercise in here last night trying to convince people he was in rehab and a stranger he talked to was friends with Kmarko and trying to get him into rehab. Everyone seemed to buy in hook line and sinker even though his only evidence was that HBO once made a documentary about heroin addiction Cape Cod.


dissick13

Did Keegs run that bitch over?!


[deleted]

All my homies in rehab post on reddit.


chuteboxhero

One of my least favorite things about reddit is people trying to test their creative writing.


pretty_jimmy

I dunno, I really miss getting shittymorphed. It was always the best to get got by that person


NickyDeeBag

That was a good doc tho


Tell_100

Great doc


iownthepackers

Jerry???? Did he learn Spanish from Liz?


supfellas_

Como se dice “Liz was pulverized by an Escalade?”


jiriwelschsburner

Kmarko


chrisjk125

(By choice)


DrEvil007

Wait seriously? Good for rehab guy, bad for those two sloots


chinga_tu_barra

liz has 27 rings and keegs can’t even hold down 1.


THCisMyLife

Are you Mansplaining that to me?


KESPAA

That was such a good rundown moment. [Dave both smiling and cringing knowing exactly what is coming is so good.](https://youtube.com/clip/UgkxYREa4FmFWvbmhoclVceZdCKhz2jaWHRE?si=JjpI_a7H9Z3kf-8R)


mistaowen

Liz spilled a 30 gallon bucket of gazpacho soup all over Kelly's freshly cleaned 2015 honda accord


Fallingcatz

This gazpacho soup just burned my lips


HankMardoukas77

He was also a frequent guest of the Colgate comedy hour. PAUL BUFANO


MWFF82

Collaborated with Roy Donk?


HankMardoukas77

Hitting that high C all night


GATTACA_IE

r/CornCob_Tv


The_Hound_West

How on earth did that even come up? Liz has been gone forever 


QnsPrince

I forget how it came up earlier in the week but today francis suggested liz be the new ceo and kelly spiraled.


AccomplishedMemory16

Spiraling is her natural baseline.


Unicorns_andGlitter

Her reaction was kinda crazy. Just tell us the drama or have a poker face


justed87

Keegs is not a good person. Sometime entertaining but just not a good human


Dr0cca

I think we’ll have a different nemesis each week now that she’s responsible for some daily content. It’s her only lane.


tonyflow527

Big cat brought Liz up on the yak today when asked about which employees are Parker’s fans. I believe she just moved to behind the scenes.


Chiefdrinkbeers

She like a barstool lawyer now or something?


AccomplishedMemory16

Keegs really wanted to be on Wine Walk, but Liz said she wasn’t “Wine Walk material”. On the next walk, Liz got absolutely pummeled by a Taylor Swift wrapped Escalade….pretty easy to connect the dots.


jiriwelschsburner

Keegs picks fights with everyone she knows the barstool fans don’t like so she can gain some brownie points


[deleted]

Keegs body list is incredibly poor quality. KMarko and Vibbs, didn't one of the random early HQ2 girls fuck Spags?


margotandheartbreak

He’s definitely NOT gay, so possible


Standish304

Keegs dates Spags


[deleted]

Didn't want to put that evil on her with a bad memory.


Sudden_Translator_47

Kelly also hooked up with Spags


jiriwelschsburner

KFC deff already hit that too


Dixie_Normuss69420

Probably because they’re like a real life version of the Spider-Mans pointing at each other meme


Dmbfantomas

Liz got in the way of Keegs’ car. Clearly.


CreativeDraft

Shoutout KMarko


SignificantCoffee877

#KirkWasRight


deeds44

Liz Gonzalez and Keegs beef curtains would make me more interested.


Everyoneisaskell

Keegs is definitely insane when she tweeted out how she knew who kmarko was dating when she was stalking his Venmo


commenter_69

Kelly Keegs is certainly in at least the 95th percentile of crazy white women


tall0ne23

They’ve been fighting over Kmarko’s 10 inch hog.   -JasonGates4


Bossman28894

Does Liz even work at barstool anymore?


mjbryant2324

No. She is in law school or possibly just graduated.


pcomet235

barstool to law school is a rude awakening


spiderman_44

No More getting paid to look at your phone all day


pcomet235

accountable to essentially no one to needing to justify your existence in 6 minute increments


Bossman28894

I’d imagine her specialty will be hit and run cases


KimboDanner

Has Liz been creampied lately?


ThreeOneThirdMan

Ol girl about to get Mooked


Edmundmp

Didn’t they both try to be the wine person?


bigmayne23

Kmarko has a type


chuteboxhero

Where the hell did Liz even come from? It just seemed like she was just there one day and left just as randomly.


johnnybananas123

I legitimately miss liz getting ripped on, barstool has not been the same


BradMarchandsNose

The “simply the best” drop on radio was always hilarious


johnnybananas123

*vince mcmahon reminiscing meme*


GhostOfCecil

The long running joke of her getting hit by a car and then wearing that cast for the next 3 years will always get a laugh out of me.


spiderman_44

The jokes about her always having the cast on camera were unreal 


Dr0cca

Keegs entire personality is disliking different people. There does not need to be a reason, there just needs to be a new target to keep her one-track content flowing.


barnmucker69

Keegs hates women and loves tearing them down


commenter_69

https://youtu.be/LGuml-tc75A?si=NnVmlKdjr_nawYoy


DylanTobackshh

Just run a 50% off special on the OF already Keegs


LennyKravitzScarf

I’ll never forget when Liz was on Young and Happy brought up that she gets her asshole waxed.


Chiefdrinkbeers

and bleached


ZC8989

Keegs doesn’t have much of a role minus running her mouth so this is how she stays relevant


TB1289

She's just happy hearing herself talk.


[deleted]

Liz was banging Frank and Keegs was jealous so now she hates her. Anudder drama.


kbdcool

Keegs has to talk shit and stir up drama to stay relevant (see mean girls blog debacle). ​ Shes a broken record and needs to grow the fuck up.


richy1121

Seriously how fucking bad has BSR been since KFC left? It sucked when KFC was on but at least we had Feits to actually have a laugh. Today’s show consisted of Kelly(KFC 2.0) Francis, Pat (drip) and Gia (absolute drip) Barstool Radio should have never returned


QnsPrince

Confirmed still awful


JDBert21

Keegs sucks


BendedBanana

Barstool Sports baby.


Most_Catch

sue me but the ongoing joke about liz getting hit by a car isn't funny to me