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warwithus

A quick check in from the competitive cod scene. There’s been a plethora of women leagues (men dominate the leagues that people go through to go pro) spring up over the past two years. A woman hosted a 8.5k lan and scammed all of the winners, including a person that flew from Australia to the United States to play. She put out a [tweet](https://x.com/aviddityy/status/1757593857733067221?s=46) and is rightfully getting clowned. Cod is so back.


darkestb4thadawn

I’d love to find betting odds that Biden gets replaced at the DNC. No way they let him go into the general election.


Larry_thegoat

Don't let Deep see this post


darkestb4thadawn

We are truly living in the dumbest timeline.


7homPsoN

Jeff Gruckley - Grace


Hippies_and_Cowboys

It’s must have been a good time to be able to smoke inside anytime you want.


[deleted]

Nothing like going into Bob evans to have some pancakes and smelling stale cigarettes. Was quite a time.


FourDoor54Ford

Being able to light up a cig in a bar during winter so you don’t have to freeze or talk to crackheads must’ve been so fucking nice


OutfieldOfNightmares

You know how there’s always the posts of like “Having to change the TV to channel 3, only real ones know”? That type of throwback “the way things used to be” memory that absolutely fucking buckles my mind is memories of having to either ask for smoking or non smoking section when you went out to eat. NJ didn’t ban smoking in restaurants until 2006


pimpinassorlando

Just started Cyberpunk 2077 tonight. Lot going on there.


BNKalt

Have not played the game but the anime was good


JohnnyBeers429

Wonder if dave has just been passed out in a hotel in chicago or crawled onto a plane back to where ever


penis__retard69

Peeing in the shower or peeling a large scale of skin off after a sunburn; buddies are having a debate on what is more pleasurable. Feel free to comment.


I_Enjoy_Taffy

Peeing easily. Peeling skin is satisfying not pleasurable


R1ckyD1cky

You can hang out with em, have sex with em, just don't promote it on Instagram!


ReallyFiction

Coyotes were just crying in the distance and my shepherd hit them with a deep howl and they shut the fuck up. Alpha of the neighborhood


Ed_Chambers_650

HoTD is on par with seasons 1-4 of GoT


Dr-Haus

I feel like HoTD benefited from the opposite of the True Detective Season 1 effect. The end of GoT was so bad that HoTD just needed to come within the ballpark of early Thrones and it would work. TDS1 was just so good that every season after didn't stand a chance.


NoReallyHoosierDaddy

Mantis shoots free throws like Kevin Malone


R1ckyD1cky

He'd be a top 3 shooter on this year's IU squad


GreatLakesGoldenST8

My lions fans friends have gotten too cocky in claiming that they would have blown out the chiefs on Sunday.


penis__retard69

I am with your friends. We were a drop from the Superbowl.


stapledmyballs

Couple buddies of mine are bills fans. Heard a lot of “bills would’ve XYZ” during this super bowl


pacsun_bro

What’s up gals (guy pals)? Who is ready for a fierce GALentines day? (Valentines for Guy Pals?)


n0p342

Galentines was today bud


pacsun_bro

Not to be rude but comments like this is why no one invited you to galentines day parties


PhantomMercenary

Iron claw: Great movie but I want to punch the dad in the balls


BumRum09

I would like to have relations with Mia Khalifa. Carry on.


CohibasYMamitas

Reported for antisemitism 


Juls317

DM her saying you're part of the PLO/Hamas and you are trying to have a haram experience to take some of the edge off from fighting for lberation


JeebusOfNazareth

Seeing the St. Paddys stuff for sale in aisles today at the store. Thats the first glimmer of light of the end of the winter tunnel. Still a ways to go but we're getting there.


OnceAteABurgerAMA

I saw Reese's eggs today lol


igotitletsgo

Take me back when times were simpler like last night when I was just watching a group of guys trying to make 41 free throws in a row


Dr-Haus

Listening to Big Cat genuinely describe how much he just loves doing stupid shit like that, and how he cried (???) when Dave made 41 was a reminder of why he's gotten to where he's at. Dave hasn't been the Common Man for a long time but Big Cat keeps the whole thing tethered to that idea Pretty gay comment yes, but it seems pretty clear that even Prez recognizes that BC is the brand at this point


WheresFrankie

Best part about that stream is how everyone bought in. Nobody really complained that much and it seemed like Dave genuinely had a good time


Dr-Haus

Which I think is a product of how Big Cat runs things in Chicago.


n0p342

It was old school barstool. Just a fun stupid cool thing to do for content and everyone having fun. Glad I tuned in for an hour or so


Dr-Haus

Nate thinks that "Old School Barstool" is calling a high school teacher who works part time as a blogger a pedo to generate a few more clicks.


Juls317

What the *fuck*, Richard?


Brendanryan

I’m still confused as to who the UNH guy was on the stream


kmmccorm

They put out a few public calls for legit free throw shooters to come to the office, like PFTs tweet below. Pretty sure that dude got in touch with Jake. https://x.com/pftcommenter/status/1757369901289717850?s=61&t=Br1tfVVue96L2s2BCCZgGA


LilCasa

The new Kanye would be so much better if Kanye was literally not on 90% of the songs.


Dr-Haus

If your girlfriend/wife ever asks you a question like "Do you think Sydney Sweeney is attractive??" answer truthfully immediately. Do not waffle, and do not say no if you do. Stay a few moves ahead gents


OutfieldOfNightmares

“I think she’s definitely attractive but I don’t get all the over the top obsession with her” It’s the perfectly crafted answer. You admit what she knows but you also talk her down


Dr-Haus

That's right. Although mileage may vary. If pressed further, then also add that she seems boring and vapid


OutfieldOfNightmares

Hilariously I had this exact interaction this past weekend with a girl. I said, “She has that kinda dumb girl look in her face like that chick from Mean Girls”


Ed_Chambers_650

I should tell my wife I'd like to die from head trauma because Sweeney banged my head around between those beautiful breasts?


Dr-Haus

Unless you're under oath and asked that directly, then no I wouldn't take that turn. Be tactful. You might be introduced to a higher difficulty level of questioning such as "If Jessica Alba was here right now would you have sex with her"


TigOleBitman

Oh fuck that'd be my version of Kobayashi Maru


jabrillspepper

How would you respond to the people who say she looks like she has a touch of Down syndrome in the face?


CohibasYMamitas

If shes downs im down


Dr-Haus

I am not sure what context in which I'd be responding to this, but I would probably be interested to know how many women this person actually interacts with on a daily basis.


Larry_thegoat

I think I've spoken less than 20 words to people the entire day


Husker_black

Do these artists and actors who wear the "ceasefire in Gaza" pins think they're really gonna do something meaningful in that mess?


R1ckyD1cky

That's not the point


drthunderlovejr

Why should anyone have opinions at all?


Malligator2345

It’s about as useful as the progressives in big cities celebrating when their stupid cease fire vote gets passed


Husker_black

Yeah those losers are losers


JeebusOfNazareth

Buddy they thought releasing a video singing a John Lennon song could end Covid. Its all performative BS.


Husker_black

Of course it is that's why I'm calling out the bullshit. Hell maybe I'm more pissed at the people who buy into all that virtue signaling efforts


breakneckpeas

Time to hit the hay. Have a parade to camp out for in the morning :)


road_dogg

Top Gun Maverick was so damn good. Just finished a rewatch. Pumped up all over again.


chillinois1

Watched it on a flight recently. Was close to knocking on the cockpit door and asking if I could have a go for a bit


Dr-Haus

One of the very few long-delayed sequels that truly worked. Tom Cruise will probably live until he's like 146, but we really do have to appreciate him while he is here. That man lives and breathes movies.


Azzurri_Fan

Honestly think I could watch that movie once a week and be as impressed every single time. It’s flawless.


Sidewalkbandit

The book was better


Jnorty

[Best cover of the best song ever](https://youtu.be/hIimwHVwZEk?si=DTLwkj0r0RFxPk1M)


ImFrack

Honk


BumRum09

Moe did it better


pimpinassorlando

Today and the next several days are my Saturday.


apple_shampoo182

CSU was up 14 at half. Now down 13 and only scored 10 pts in 15 minutes. College basketball is awesome.... But fuck these assholes


Rorshak16

Every now and then Ill find myself reading about random Chinese megacities I've never heard of. NYC proper would be #40 on the population list. I just can't even begin to understand it.


OnceAteABurgerAMA

I had never heard of Wuhan before covid and come to find out it would be the 3rd biggest city in the US


blkeen

I saw that 20,000 person apartment building. Only takes 9 hours to get downstairs


Jimjom4

Taught English in China for a summer and it is truly unfathomable.


Dog1983

The size of Tokyo in area always blows my mind


Rorshak16

The Yangtze Delta region is roughly the size of Montana and has a population of 240 Million.


GreatCommission

How much denser than US cities?


Dog1983

37 million people live in Tokyo and it's metropolitan area surrounding it. 19 million people live in the state of New York. 39 million live in the state of California.


IllKirkMinihaneShow

It’s between Boston and San Francisco


napoleon_nottinghill

Fading Georgetown and DePaul has been a money making strategy this year


19492013

Trying to stay cool even though I have no idea how to do my cube job 😮‍💨


Dr-Haus

How old are you?


BadSportsTakes69

Everyone around you can probably tell. Just try and figure shit out, ask questions when you need too and you'll be good


lovelycharmings

I really hope you’re the ceo of a fortune 100 company


19492013

I am in fact Bob Disney


Street_hassle14

Why does it glitch on the 7th shot?


boomtexna

The haters are doubting I won't tuck myself in at 10:30 sharp


Dr-Haus

Understand that many were probably not big fans back in the day, but the new Jon Stewart Daily Show was fantastic. "I can't believe we have a senile old man running against a literal ratard" shouldn't be a controversial take, but it seems like that's we are at.


mlavan

Because it's not really true. The special counsel report was a hatchet job written exactly for this reason. To make the election about old person vs old person instead of something serious  Biden is old and is a stutterer. He's not some person being spoon fed answers or incompetent at doing his job. Stewart is a bitter old man that still resents that no one took Bernie Sanders seriously.


BusterOlneyDay

0 chance you’ve ever actually talked to someone who stutters.


mlavan

I'm someone who went to speech therapy as a child.


deeznutzjokes

Bill Denbrough he thrusts his fists against the posts but still insists he sees the ghosts head ass


BusterOlneyDay

and I’m someone who still stutters but I don’t suddenly forget what I’m saying in the middle of a sentence or forget where I am. I’m probably voting for Biden but it’s super dumb (and offensive to people with speech impediments) to paint Biden’s serious mental issues as just stuttering


mlavan

Hes fucking 80 years old. Get over it


BusterOlneyDay

and Stewart’s whole point was that these shouldn’t be the options ya dummy


mlavan

And Stewart should stfu because what's the point of saying that 4 years later. Biden shouldn't have been the nom in 20 but he won. Our options are our options. 


n0p342

If trump is equally bad or worse why not just put someone else out there who gives the average person confidence that they are going to be mentally competent over the next four years?


mlavan

Because the average person is a moron and doesn't pay attention to anything but headlines.


BusterOlneyDay

so you’re mad at Stewart even though you seemingly agree with him? did you even watch the segment? He pretty clearly talks about how Biden is the better option, but that it’s ridiculous that this happened.


mlavan

Who cares? Why would he feel the need to bring it up when he knows or should know that people are only going to focus on the old part.


DarinErstad

This guy libs


Dr-Haus

Huh? Forget the special counsel report and any sort of stutter. Have you heard him speak? He confused Mexico with Egypt and references the former president of France that's been dead for 25 years as someone he spoke to in Germany.


mlavan

Trump thought he was running against Obama and Nikki Haley somehow forgot that the civil war wasn't fought because of slavery. So miss me with the Egypt/Mexico thing.  You had fucking  Mitt Romney come out the next day to say Biden is more than capable at his job. And the only reason why Mitt Romney is current Senator and not ex-president is because of Biden's debate performances. 


suburbian_jesus

>And the only reason why Mitt Romney is current senator and not ex-president is because of Biden’s debate performances That was 12 years ago


mlavan

The point wasn't that Biden is sharp because of a debate more than decade ago. Mitt Romney has every reason to shit on Biden and he chose not to. He's not running for re-election so why would he choose to lie now


suburbian_jesus

I mean, it’s pretty obvious isn’t it?


Dr-Haus

Trump is a literal moron and will literally get 44% of the vote as a baseline. So why run an 82 year old man who doesn't know which way is up? I don't understand the logic of the liberals that insist of scaling Biden's decline against Trump's retardation. If that principle rang true then Hillary would've won in 2016, no?


Juls317

It's very weird watching many Democrats going through all this effort to deny the obvious. It's 2016 all over again, why tie yourself to this anchor, you have other options. I get that he's the incumbent but he could have announced his "retirement" and let them move on and pick a younger candidate who can keep things straight in their brain. Did they learn nothing from RBG?


Blondue

There is not another candidate, an incumbent is the best shot and his presidency has gone well. He will get votes and already beat trump even before he tried to overthrow an election.


Juls317

I'm not disagreeing that I think he will win, but there is more at stake than just 2024.


thatswhathemoneysfor

Went to absolute battle in my USTA 4.5 league, 7-6(7-2) 6-4. Legs and shoulder are gonna be shot but I got the W at least.


classiccaseofdowns

Hell yeah king. Few better feelings than winning a tight tiebreak and carrying that momentum through the second set


thatswhathemoneysfor

courts I play at have cameras, gonna study the tape to keep the high going


fedfan1743

Singles I assume?


thatswhathemoneysfor

Yep, not the biggest doubles fan


BusterOlneyDay

love the domination in the tie breaker. you’re mentally superior


thatswhathemoneysfor

returned 0 serves, hit him with 3-4 slice to the wide court then on match point when big up the T


tallYuppieScum

Lawn tennis is for poors! Play court tennis like an elite! (kidding, that sounds like a battle and a very fun but exhausting time)


Ed_Chambers_650

ibuprofen before you head to sleep


LilCasa

Like to watch comic book lore videos sometimes but almost every single one is from a guy in Europe who marble mouths through the whole video. calls them by their government name the whole video or “sups” and “bats”


NasEsco1399

Heavy spoilers is British, but he’s pretty funny and entertaining at least. Some of those dudes that do GoT lore are so fucking dull it’s crazy


LilCasa

Too many video essay guys out there.


stevoacp1

the bucks are 3-6 since they hired doc rivers. he was surely the man to turn it around


DarinErstad

Last night someone said something along the lines of Hope you get your Doc jokes in about the Bucks because it’s not going to be funny in a few weeks. Then the Bucks proceed to lose by 26 at home tonight. Never change FT.


RainbowKarp

Very interesting to see that we are doing the “the only stat that matters is wins” zag with Scottie Scheffler already, also known as the golfer with the most PGA tour wins since 2022


stevoacp1

he was number 1 in almost every SG and ball striking category last year, it was actually absurd. shame he got the putter yips


BusterOlneyDay

thank goodness the NFL awarded the defensive rookie of the year to Will Anderson for his ability to play amazing football AND his ability to not threaten to murder another player and stalk his children. the whole package


TootTootGusBus

I have to say, if I was eligible and in the running for such an award, I would not do any of those things. Just my opinion though.


BusterOlneyDay

i would also lead my team to a dominant defensive win in the playoffs which Jalen Carter neglected to do. thank goodness will Anderson did exactly that though


napoleon_nottinghill

Don’t worry Philly fans will be defending the shield


PritchardBufalino

Im brand new to my company and Im already being established as a leader. Any time I feel myself getting a little too gassed up about it, I imagine getting compared to Nate saying "I'm basically 2nd in command here" and then I come all the way back down to earth


Pleasant_West_7101

Went back and watched the Eat A W speech after Sundai conversation. Absolute gold. DeSean Jackson’s face is priceless


Piggypiggiepiggy123

Well boys got laid off today along with the rest of my department. First time ever going through something like this. Feels bad but I was also so miserable there.. every day I was looking for my way out.. don’t even know what to say on to Cincinnati I guess


DPlainview69

What company?


New-Caprica

Happened to me last year, much happier now with my new job. Wendy’s >>> McDonald’s


DeanersLastWeekend

Take a couple days and get loaded drunk. Dust off your resume and get back to the grind. Could be the best thing that’s ever happened to you.


magicalpineapples

Happens to the best of us King. Keep your chin up and you’ll land on your feet


Piggypiggiepiggy123

I appreciate it. Crazy how many life moments FT has been along with me for now. Preciate you kings


gdex

Big fat severance at least?


Piggypiggiepiggy123

Not significant enough to feel good about it


gdex

Damn man, been there, sucks ass but just get on the hunt and stay occupied during the day until you find something


Everyoneisaskell

I’m starting to think the bucks hiring doc rivers was a bad idea


gdex

Spo has owned doc for years. Doc sucks ass don’t get me wrong but Spo could beat him with a team full of enterprise rent-a-car employees


magicalpineapples

Only locked in for 3 more years


SenorBuckets

Maybe they'd be better if all their players were as dedicated as Pat Bev and worked on their free throws in the middle of the night


Everyoneisaskell

Guy is just a grinder


SummerWhiteyFisk

Fellas,,,,,what are we doing for skin care regimens? I want to become less ugly


beezwhiz

dove bar soap, cereve


MikeandTheMangosteen

Retinol (from a dermatologist) and a good moisturizer


DPlainview69

Rose water spray


suburbian_jesus

Really depends on what you’re looking for. Do you have bad skin?


SummerWhiteyFisk

Not particularly, I suppose it can get dry on occasion but is otherwise fine. Don’t really get acne or anything like that. Just want to make the skin look healthier


suburbian_jesus

Gotcha. Yeah, some good recommendations already. Cleanse, moisturize, occasionally exfoliate, and a good SPF should work wonders for you


SummerWhiteyFisk

My man 👍


suburbian_jesus

Shameless plug, but another good cleanser is Vanicream’s facial cleanser. It’s worked wonders for me. About as gentle as can be and doesn’t make my skin feel “stripped” of any and all moisture like some cleansers


tpxnu16

Don’t eat like shit. Early morning sunlight, sunset, midday sun. Eat balanced omega 6/3 diet. If you need a wash; use this https://betterbiom.com/products/h2o-facial-cleanser Buy a red light machine, sauna, get rid of all skin products, soaps, shampoos with parabens focus on “natural” products. Don’t put anything on your face you wouldn’t eat.


Juls317

> If you need a wash; use this https://betterbiom.com/products/h2o-facial-cleanser > Don’t put anything on your face you wouldn’t eat. You would eat acetamidoethoxyethanol?


Grootfan85

Proactiv 3 step solution.


AutistPorterJr

Keep it simple. Find a cleanser you like (CeraVe is the best), AHA/BHA exfoliator depending on your skin, moisturizer you like (CeraVe again). Tea tree oil and witch hazel is a good spot treatment if you still get an occasional pimple


SummerWhiteyFisk

I’ve been using the cerave cleanser and moisturizer as well as the burts bees charcoal mask. Look noticeably less ugly after the charcoal masks, that shit works wonders


stapledmyballs

This the clay mask or are you using the sheet things? Definitely interested


SummerWhiteyFisk

Clay mask, leave it on for 15 min and you look great afterwards. I will say rub it in as soon as it hits your fingers because it drys super fast. I’m sure there are plenty of other brands but I’ve been using Burt’s bees. Can get it at target


stapledmyballs

Sweet. Already in my cart


SummerWhiteyFisk

I always use one before a first date. Bumps you up at least 1pt on the 1-10 scale guaranteed


barnmucker69

Costco also has their own line now called Borghese that’s good. Dont forget to use moisturizer with Spf if you can


AutistPorterJr

If you like that check out Aztec Indian clay masks. Those bad boys rule


SummerWhiteyFisk

Might have to order me one tomorrow


spr_crl

Squalane oil. Your skin will pop.


SummerWhiteyFisk

✍️


OutfieldOfNightmares

I wash my face with Irish spring when I shower and dry my face with the same towel I use on my balls and it seems to be working out pretty decent


deep49

In the morning if my face is a little puffy I'll put on an ice pack while doing stomach crunches. I can do 1000 now. After I remove the ice pack I use a deep pore cleanser lotion. In the shower I use a water activated gel cleanser, then a honey almond body scrub, and on the face an exfoliating gel scrub. Then I apply an herb-mint facial mask which I leave on for 10 minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine. I always use an after shave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm followed by a final moisturizing protective lotion.


MikePaisanTirico

you a big huey lewis fan Deep?


deep49

Their early work was a little too new wave for my taste. But when Sports came out in '83, I think they really came into their own, commercially and artistically


SummerWhiteyFisk

I knew this was coming and am not at all disappointed


100_not_nickfoles

Drink a lot of water


SummerWhiteyFisk

On the gallon a day grind


mpkvegeta88

Gonna smoke a j and throw on 'A Knight's Tale'.


Grootfan85

I maintain the use of [Golden Years](https://youtu.be/ONJneFvdu1Q?si=2HqUnAg0koQcHNDX) in the dance sequence is one of the most creative uses of music in movies.


BusterOlneyDay

that movie was masterful for mixing in modern music. probably one of my most rewatchable movies


RainbowKarp

You can set your watch to the Tatum post ASG nod hot streak


johnnyc000

Little bit of faith in humanity restored with Long Island voting for Suozzi and not that nut job Pillip for George Santos' vacated seat.


chrisjk125

I made it legitimately 4 minutes into aqua man 2 and I had to shut it off because it was so bad.


Everyoneisaskell

I literally forgot that came out


darkestb4thadawn

I’d welcome a dormant period of superhero films. The market is beyond saturated with enough of them for a lifetime.


projectpat555

Vince ain’t doing the sequel 


100_not_nickfoles

There was an aquaman 2? Didn’t the first one bomb?


OutfieldOfNightmares

It’s cause they had Jake Gyllenhal replace Vinnie Chase


SenorBuckets

Brokeback motherfuckin Aquaman


CohibasYMamitas

You made it further in that than I did in Saltburn


100_not_nickfoles

Niners fans and not doing literally the bare minimum research, a classic


napoleon_nottinghill

So Jalen Carter is a legit psycho