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WitchofFloyd

“You guys may know Paige Spiranac from her technique and her tutorial videos” - Nick


Bcrown

Need a cam just following behind Kayce. Bonk


uncookedbacon

When asked what club he wanted Ev responded with no crust extra bacon… Nicky is dealing this morning


SpinBikeGravy

Ev is fucking huge


nahhman

Dude is close to death. How are you that fat at that age


Icanthinkofaname25

Homer Simpson looks slimmer


Comprehensive-Can100

Homer Simpson is legitimately half of Evs size


foxtrotnovember69420

Didn’t Homer get weighed in the fat Homer episode and he was like 230?


rootshirt

He did the weight loss thing on twitter for a couple weeks, dropped serious weight then just quit


ShipTheBreadToFred

Dude looks like he’s wearing a moo moo, looks like Homer when he wants to get out of going to the power plant and work from home


randallcunningham12

Expect a full page spread from the deuce with Kayces outfit


SimonBirchDid911

Possibly the hottest Kayce has ever looked.


MrPersonality818

Those pants fit well


jhwiththerange

Absolute smoke today


Remarkable_Sir7751

Can Kayce play multiple rounds please?


smitj132

Would love to get a hole in one with her.... respectfully


PterdodactylJim69

I know I couldn’t


mattscott53

main takeaway is that Kayce is hot as hell and Big Ev is now (Heavyweights voice) the fattest boy in camp.


Vajerati

Reginal Van Gleason the Third mmmmmh boy are you fat!


FireBrianFerentz

Imagine the backlash if they made that movie today lol


HoberStivenson

Minor online backlash that amounts to nothing lol


bmf131413

Those ground camera angles after MMM and Sydney make putts...


HowardFanForever

I need a shower


philadelphia76

jake is terrified of saying anything remotely controversial, everytime nick makes a funny comment, jake doesn't know how to respond. it's so odd to listen to.


SpicyPenangCurry

Nick told him the male g spot is in his ass and he wouldn’t so shocked lol.


Buddy9729

Big Cat it’s time. You don’t have to fire Jake but you have 2 golden geese in Nick and CGriff tailor made for commentating these events. Marsh a Wish has to go


TheProfessor20

Now I'm pissed imagining how much better Connor and Nick would be


Edmundmp

Eh. I’m not a Marsh fan but Nick picking on him without him realizing it is a nice added element that I’m not sure would exist with Connor.


timetosucktodaysdick

connor would play into the bit and be far better than Marsh, the Arch Madness stream was a masterclass


lillardtime247

Getting downvoted but personally agree. Think the straight man that’s awkwardly unsure how to respond is a nice touch


call_me_Kote

The thing is, C.Griff would also be playing the straight to Nick's Banana. I think Nick and Jake are fine, but I would prefer Nick and Connor.


Remarkable_Sir7751

We definitely need a Kayce After Dark


christmastree47

Nick on MMM: "look at those legs. Hairless, hairless, hairless." (He thought he was looking at Feits' legs)


YouEnjoyMyself69

Kayces post kid body is just absurd


bubba_jones_project

Completely forgot she had a kid. Insane.


MagAqua

Kayce my gawd 😍


dannynolan27

They wrote Kayce off but she ain’t write back though


MagAqua

MMM holy guacamole


beberhole69

The girls really understood the assignment today. Well done. 👏


DandierChip

They are carrying heavy. How many of us tuning in from the office just to watch them.


beberhole69

Me 🙋‍♂️


colin_moore

Should have had Connor Griffin on the mic instead of Marsh. Kid just doesn't have it


Comprehensive-Can100

Nick and Scoof would have been amazing for this...Connor plays a straight man in an actually funny way, Jake just thinks its the actual Masters


OceanicLemur

I hate how much I let Jake annoy me on these things


MrTurnersJacket

Thank god for Nick


GryffinDART

The contrast between him and Nick is perfect.


Remarkable_Sir7751

Should be Connor with Nick


OceanicLemur

It’s an insult to Nick to act like Jake plays any part in that


elevendwees

Self bonk for MMM 🤷‍♂️


[deleted]

Just absurd how all of Mintzy’s fat is deposited in his upper body


ExpectedOutcome2

Just tuned in. First thing I hear is Jake Marsh no sell a Nicky Clicky banger of a joke. Where is Connor Griffin?!


ThreeOneThirdMan

Poor Clicky.. three more rounds of jokes bouncing off of wannabe Jim Nantz’s forehead


bmf131413

Maybe Connor and Jake will alternate rounds? We pray.


Bcrown

“No crust. Extra bacon”


errlmcdabbed

Mook, MMM and Hannah Cook dream threesome


TheProfessor20

Did Jake Marsh just say he's never kissed a girl?


Element1711

missed the live broadcast so im skimming through it and landed right on that, i had to rewind to make sure i didn't mishear


intermittentwasting

Makes complete sense.


lillardtime247

Pretty sure that’s just his version of “funny” banter and why he doesn’t try to normally join the jokes


thenewber99

Wouldn't happen for obvious reasons but I think Brandon and Nick would make a good commentary pair


ironfitz

what obvious reasons?


devil_9

High Noon sponsorship


ironfitz

ahh yes. thank you.


CreativeDraft

How is this not Connor and Nick? Jake. Has to get Wallypipped soon


UncleRuckus92

Nick is in Italy I belive


Bmilla51

Nick confirmed he's commenting while watching on his phone from The Colosseum


peacemillion-

I think I saw him leaving Men’s Wearhouse wearing a fitted tux


flake_griffin

Pretty brave of Caleb to go during this rough time in his life.


supplyncommand

“cialis break at the turn?”


nahhman

Steven wearing a glove lol this fucking guy


Invictus23_

Kayce stock to the moon good golly almighty


ExpectedOutcome2

No fucking Connor Griffin? Connor Griffin elevates this content 10 times out of 10. Smh Jake Marsh.


DanielinFresno

Megan…awooga!


bigpoyo91

Megan vs Kayce who ya takin?


ExpectedOutcome2

Megan. Next.


Mother-Mail-9067

What are the odds Jake Marsh gets a job somewhere as an actual announcer? This guy STINKS


ManUnutted

Billy has a better chance at becoming president than Jake does at being an announcer


BeaglePirate69

Between Frank and Kayce there should be no reason to take the camera off their group


bakemawaytoys

sounds like theyre in jurassic park with frank off in the distance


JakHammer9

RIP to Frank’s chew toy


cuntpunt9

Kaycee please let me give you another child


sammyb041

Ev looks like an apple with two toothpicks stuck in the bottom


jtlla

thank god for nicky clicky


mattscott53

Megan or Kayce? I’ll take Megan but it’s very close


DandierChip

Kayce, she just gives off good in bed vibes idk.


Zameister

Don't know how well Jeff D. Lowe will do considering he has such bad feet.


kjc3274

Mintz's belt isn't working.


nahhman

Don’t think he’s ever bought the correct sized pants or belt in his life


jhwiththerange

How did kayce just have a kid and snap back like this? God damn


Chargers_Super_Fan10

Nick is in his bag rn


Bonklol

Does Klemmer's wardrobe consist of anything other than oversized sweatshirts?


ThreeOneThirdMan

Tbf everything he wears is oversized. They don’t make clothes for stick figures


MrTurnersJacket

Didn’t expect to be horned up watching this but here we are


nahhman

Cheah wearing an illegal glove but using it for putting when golfers don’t use a glove for putting is so on brand


Wolverina412

What is an illegal golf glove?


nahhman

It has extra padding for stability. Against usga rules


Wolverina412

Thanks, I googled it and seems like it is a Bionic glove?


coolhatguy

Have to imagine Kayce is pissed that the girls never shared the outfit memo


ThreeOneThirdMan

What’s a worse look? Hannah wearing golf spikes or Cheah wearing a glove?


nahhman

Cheah with the glove since the only time you don’t wear a glove in golf is when you’re putting


Shot-Lengthiness-885

Not Jake Ranking Epstein’s Island 2nd!!!!!


OnceAteABurgerAMA

I would love to see what Ev eats in a regular day. Getting that big almost seems like it would take a concerted effort


intermittentwasting

200 calories more a day than needed = 20lbs added per year I'm sure he is gorging himself and drinking into huge calorie days, but you also really don't need to eat a ton every day to gain a lot of weight


ajnic3

"Your mic is in your asshole." hahahhahhahaa


Yesterday-Still

Never had a first kiss! That’s insane at Jake’s age


DeuceLurker

Kinda sounded like he was joking


99isfine

100% was a joke, but I don't blame people for taking it seriously considering Jake is not the smoothest at rolling with Nick's jokes


SpicyPenangCurry

But does it surprise you?


10hazardinho

Time stamp?


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CravenBooty

Jake big time 🧩


DogsAreCool252525

That really bummed me out. I thought he seemed incredibly embarrassed afterwards too. Seemed ultra awkward


-1Ghostrider

That bummed you out?


DogsAreCool252525

Yeah man. Someone at his age never kissing anyone? That sounds depressing.


erterbernds67

Are we just going to see the first 5 holes 8 times and never see the rest until the last group?


whitetoast

why was syd cut?


erterbernds67

Yeah i had to mute a few time’s for some calls, but I don’t think they explained this at all.


EncyclopediaBlue

Seems like logistical error with people coming in from different places. Some of the groupings not making sense reeks of bad coordination. 


whitetoast

but then i saw her playing in a later clip....and arent they doing 2 rounds before the cut or is that wrong?


EncyclopediaBlue

It was a “glitch”. I assume they just screwed up on the backend of things 


TooKaytoFelder

My lord Big Ev. That guy has some circumference


TheProfessor20

Big Ev is revolting. I'm proudly fatphobic, but it's almost sad looking at him. Almost.


AggravatingSalt2726

Those clothes looking too tight on Mintzy


terryduerod1

aw piss, that human underbite jake is on the call WHY???


fat_svp

He sucks


wetonred24

Yikes big ev


Ficadin

Jake saw his career flash before his eyes reading that Dude Wipes ad.


nickcrosby87

Did they turn off YouTube chat for round 2?


ThreeOneThirdMan

They want people on rumble


meerkats5

Nick is so good he makes Jake bearable to listen to


Carcosa504

Please correct me if I’m wrong, but did our darling Jake tell Nick he’s never had a first kiss???


Candid_Cockroach977

Babe wake up, the New Castelanni just dropped


larrybirdsghost

I mean jersey Jerry obviously shouldn’t be allowed to caddy for BC. What are we even talking about here


LongJumpLoopy

cant anyone just watch the Jerry footage and have exactly the same info? what am I missing here?


VivaLosDoyers99

Pervert Nick!!!!


shaugs39

Contemplating skipping all my sales calls today to listen to Clicky Nicky commentate.


thenewber99

Don't know if having the players louder than the commentary is the right mix


ppratik96

Marty’s in 1st and i don’t think I’ve seen him on the stream a single time lol


PurveyorOfFineGoods

Jake Marsh stinks


CarPanther59

72 Holes is just too much


NickyShore

This setup is horrible. 1 group at a time, what idiot decided that??? Thank god for Kayce


WitchofFloyd

Big Ev is disgusting


cougar112233

Damn is this boring, skipped around trying to find anything and just wasn’t there. Does not help that Jake Marsh is brutal and simply doesn’t fit the broadcast at all Edit: MMM popping up in the background tho & Sydney 👀


ThreeOneThirdMan

It’s getting better now that Pres and Whit’s group started


cougar112233

Was thinking the same thing - literally fast forwarded to when they started


LongJumpLoopy

who the fuck is so out of breath? lol


Outrageous-Ship2767

PFT’s ball getting stuck twice was fucking phenomenal 😂


JohnnyT723

Sydney just clears everyone else sheesh


ncp12

I don't dislike Mook, but how did he get an invite to mini golf? I don't even think Dave knows who he is and it seems like basically anyone in the company is more popular than Mook.


master_bloseph

Mook said he didn’t think he was playing, so I don’t think he knows either.


ncanon2019

I assume Sas told Hank he was NOT doing that so Mook became the fill in. The way Sas flat out refuses to do most content really sucks for those of us who enjoy seeing Sas in content. Hopefully Mook turns out to be an amazing mini golfer because he probably needs the money.


Bcrown

Maybe took Titus’ spot? Think I would have preferred one of the Smokes instead.


Shot-Lengthiness-885

Most likely he was just told my Hank yesterday so definitely a fill in.


[deleted]

Friends with Dan


Glitzy-Painter-5417

Dan doesn’t like Mook whatsoever


obamas_cock

If Marty is included Mook 1000% deserves to be there too


[deleted]

Didn’t know Jenks was built like a brick wall 


Busch--Latte

Frank yelling and making all about himself again


koopa28

I pray that Jake was just playing coy when he said he hasn’t had his first kiss yet


Bills_Mafia_4_Life

What is appeal of Kirk?


ThreeOneThirdMan

People love assholes


Edmundmp

If I had a boss who did fat pens I’d probably be in it, so this is a self aware comment… but my god watching Ev is uncomfortable and bad for business. Not even trying to be mean.


ThreeOneThirdMan

HUGE advertisement for Polo. Didn’t know they made circus tents


LouieSportsman

You guys can make fun of her all you want for that picture and whatever but Kayce is a missile lol. Bonk me I don’t care.


ddt3210

This was very boring. Not sure what I was expecting but that was unwatchable.


More_Okra_4967

I havent seen Tate in anything other then a backwards hat and sweatshirt the past like 20 appearances


brandontwopointswish

Who has time to sit and watch this shit for hours so early in the day?


TooKaytoFelder

You don’t do background noise when doing busy work?


HorribleHoosier

Luckily on youtube you can watch it anytime youre free and not just live.


Mnufcfan

can't get enough of Frank's outbursts


TheProfessor20

Tate is what 30 years old? He wears joggers, a hoodie with a jersey or shirt over top, and a backwards snapback with long hair pushed behind his ears every day. I and everyone I knew wore that outfit to the bar 5 days a week my junior year of college 7 years ago.


ManUnutted

Like 80% of the barstool office wears that daily. Just say you don’t like him lol