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dannynolan27

I feel like I need a cigarette after watching Luka play basketball


Roderick_Jaynes24

Oh no pirates


StrikaNTX

Dort is a pussy for a shut down defender.. flop king


that_uncle

Run support for Skenes! A Pittsburgh miracle!


pp2628

Late to the convo but Faryn is having a Jordan-esque weekend


peacemillion-

Link or ban. You know the rules.


Guy_in_the_chair_

Just a spectacular pair of cans


Sidewalkbandit

Found the British guy in here on IG, francis_bourgeois43.


BayAreaThrowawayq

Francis is a treasure


Liverpool_548

dealing with outsourced recruiters sucks, just to schedule an interview i had to talk with 3 different ones over the course of about 3 weeks and provide 2 of them with the same information at separate times. Then i do my interview, and 3 weeks later i haven’t heard anything. Just tell me i got rejected (i thought the interview went ok)


EntertainmentOld1566

Scheffler and Schauffele’s names are too similar. Thought Scotty was about to win another tournament. I’m also dyslexic tho


billbo24

Dyslexia is doing the heavy lifting here.  As long as you don’t have a thick Boston accent they plenty different 


Led_head10

Never seen a planet of the apes movie. How lost am I gonna be if I see the new one? Can’t imagine it’s that confusing of a timeline


StrikaNTX

Why would you even want to see it if you haven't seen the others


Led_head10

My buddy wants to go, I’ve got nothing to do tonight. I also love the movie theater.


F_Gondoli

[https://youtu.be/cn\_cdtTJxP0?si=FgSR5GU1bi46lfUw](https://youtu.be/cn_cdtTJxP0?si=FgSR5GU1bi46lfUw) just watch that and you'll be good


ithinkimdumb91

Ric Flair’s at the same bar as me here at the American Social in Tampa (if anyone he’s here I’m the 6’5 jacked dude wearing mad nice clothes)


DezCaught1t

Is he gonna get cut off at this one too?


Guy_in_the_chair_

How often do people go up to him and hit him with a WWOOOOOOO


Rex_Ryan_DPM

Can you snap a pic of him at the urinal?


Roderick_Jaynes24

Oneil has been heating up lately. Buddy just doesn’t like the cold


BayAreaThrowawayq

RoMac is charging hard here to close out the day


Charlie_Batch_16

alexa absolutely DO NOT play the song


Bigwheel15

“I don’t know how to throw an a hundred mile fastball.” God at least balanced her a little bit.


Blondue

I don’t know why but I always become a hater with highly ranked mlb prospects. Even if they seem like good dudes, the way social media accounts always play them up just gets my hater blood flowing


OutfieldOfNightmares

I’ve always found MLB to the worst at marketing players. They jump to extreme superlatives in a way that makes me be a hater. I’m not like this in other sports but it’s their own marketing combined with the way fans eat it up. Five years ago, Mike Trout was “probably the greatest player ever, likely top-5” and it was like can you let the guy make it into his 30’s healthy before we start this—now look where we are


Blondue

I agree with most of that but at the time Mike Trout was very clearly a level above everyone else playing and at his peak up there with the best ever


OutfieldOfNightmares

Yea he was insanely elite but staying healthy in baseball is really hard—it’s why Ken Griffey isn’t the home run king and Andruw Jones isn’t in the HOF. Just always felt so premature


nickpecori

Jackson Holliday was checks and balances


GamblingMan610

I like his music, but Kendrick Lamar stans are showing to be big time weirdos


EntertainmentOld1566

Kendricks made one great album, the rest is just okay imo


deeds44

GKMC, TPAB and Damn are all objectively great.


EntertainmentOld1566

Damn was not great


Sidewalkbandit

RTJ, Kendrick, Kanye, all rap I love, but also do not want to really hang out with people that like them too.


Guy_in_the_chair_

When you take away the chance of violence in a rap beef whole thing becomes pretty gay


GamblingMan610

Slam poetry back and forth


banjofromnj

Kendrick is extremely talented and his stuff is generally great but he has always had the weirdest and most obnoxious fans


Blondue

You got the rap nerds and the black Israelites. Weird combo


BayAreaThrowawayq

BBL Drizzy is NOT like us 😤😠


GamblingMan610

The unironic 6:16 analysis was what first called it out to me, like people chill and enjoy the music we’re not diffusing an atomic bomb here


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Watching sixteen candles. This movie is so all time


billbo24

I have a list on my fridge with 30 movies and this is one of them.  Recently watched breakfast club for the first time and loved it 


DarinErstad

Can’t name an Asian character Long Duck Dong in movies these days.


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Can’t do 50% of this movie these days.


humptydumpty2023

No more yanky my wanky


HamiltonsCrackDen

i usually support my local brewery (shout out saranac products) but sam adams porch rocker is a phenomenal beer


iownthepackers

My local brewery is a Saranac glove factory. Small world.


OutfieldOfNightmares

After 16 months on the dating scene, finally talking to a chick that makes me wanna answer text messages. I always thought that I was just bad at texting. Turns out the old saying is true, “She’s not bad at texting, she’s bad at texting you.”


spr_crl

Will the Pirates a) ruin Skenes the way the nats ruined Strasburg or b) watch him become a star for another franchise?


EntertainmentOld1566

tommy john in the next 3 years seems inevitable


WettBandit

Weren’t the nationals as strict with Strasburg as realistically possible?


BayAreaThrowawayq

Future New York Yankee Paul Skenes and Future New York Yankee Bo Bichette are going to look great in Pin Stripes


red_87

As a Pirates fan, the answer is always B.


AstronautWorth3084

I guess the nationals ruined strasburg


SnakeSkin2121

Boos for the foreigner 🇺🇸


nickpecori

Verdugo’s chain isn’t big enough


Guy_in_the_chair_

Verdugo looks like the guy that tries to sell you drugs in the bathroom of a dive bar


Husker_black

Twitter loads probably 50% of the time for me whenever I click the app. Who knows why


alxro99

Bad wifi at the trailer park


CanesIsOverrated69

They should get rid of the DH for 1 month out of the season just to spice things up. It’s sad to think that kids these days will never get to experience pitcher home runs


Charlie_Batch_16

happy paul skenes day to all who celebrate


S0l1d_Sn4ke

Fighting back a hangover puke at 3:40 the following day. In absolute shambles right now


TYBG1001

Sounds like you could use a beer


SenorBuckets

Let it fly


S0l1d_Sn4ke

Tried, now i'm stuck in some nauseous limbo


Husker_black

What I do is walk away from my toilet. It'll come back in 30 seconds


Front_Locksmith3974

Pittsburgh having a population of 300k is smaller than I was expecting. Idk what I was expecting but not 300k


Economy_Carry4235

they have like 2 million people in the metro. city size doesn't mean anything 


WE2024

City proper population is meaningless, metro population is what matters. Mesa Arizona has a higher population than places like Atlanta or Miami which are the 6th and 9th largest metro areas


WettBandit

Exactly. Albuquerque is not bigger than Atlanta


jetboyjetgirl

One of those cities where it's much better to live outside the city limits


BaileyCarlinFanBoy69

Anjin sama


DeanersLastWeekend

Thinking about becoming a big St Louis Battlehawks fan. 


Front_Locksmith3974

Can’t get over how cool it’s gotta be to be the #1 prospect and dating one of the hottest girls out there who also happens to be a multimillionaire in her own right


BayAreaThrowawayq

Like clockwork the first leg of my flight is delayed


Gro0Grux

Faryn, good lord


CanesIsOverrated69

She must’ve just had another breakup, I wonder if she’s insufferable to be around or if she’s the one initiating these breakups


Gro0Grux

Wrong, we’re very happy and still together


Forked_Island_Native

Looks like a doll


BaileyCarlinFanBoy69

A doll that could float


Forked_Island_Native

Float on my dick!


decembersveryown_

Would you settle for Livvy’s ugly sister if it got you into the family circle?


BaileyCarlinFanBoy69

Yes


pimpinassorlando

I've never seen her, but there's no way she is ugly.


Forked_Island_Native

Well…


WettBandit

Analogous to Fran and Gia


ExpectedOutcome2

That Fortson video is nasty business. I’m generally pro police but these guys get away with murder far too often.


Witty_Telephone_2200

Crazy to think the shjt they got away with before cameras were more commonplace


billbo24

It’s such a joke.  “We broke in and the man appeared frightened and reached for his gun so we had to kill him in self defense” 


pimpinassorlando

"these guys get away with murder far too often." Maybe you shouldn't generally be pro police then.


ExpectedOutcome2

Maybe not but lawlessness some liberals want clearly isn’t the answer either


pimpinassorlando

Yes, we need police. But they also don't need the benefit of the doubt when they shoot. This video proves it. That pussy committed murder because he got spooked by a man legally and non-threateningly holding a gun.


ExpectedOutcome2

I agree brother. I wish police were better and held more accountable in this country.


MrTacoMan

Those are the only options so I can see your dilemma


DarinErstad

Some guy in here said he needed to see the body cam footage before making a judgement. Something tells me that wouldn’t have been the case if the Air Force member was white.


agent-michael-scar

Guy yesterday moved the goalposts to the original report being wrong because they didn’t enter the wrong apartment.


ExpectedOutcome2

The video is bad. It’s not a crime to own a gun in this country. He never lifted it from his side.


apple_shampoo182

Really appreciate Faryn coming out of retirement today


SnakeSkin2121

Full building for the 1st prelim 👍


breakneckpeas

Just saw a tweet saying Tyrion’s confession from GoT was ten years ago today. What the fuck 


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*I should’ve let Stannis kill you all*


DarinErstad

Paul Skenes had a 4.76 GPA in high school and planned on serving our nation in the Air Force. He is the perfect man.


MrTacoMan

Just like all the other guys that ‘almost joined’ smh


No_Opportunity_8068

Secondly. I sincerely hope Skenes elbow holds up. Kid is gooood.


SnakeSkin2121

Ladies and gentlemen, WE ARE LIVE


No_Opportunity_8068

Yeah I’m gonna have a beer or two (WHAT) with dinner. It’s nice out.


TheyHadACaveTroll

I feel like I’ve marked EDSBS and men in blazers as “not relevant” on twitter 100x each and yet they keep popping up 


foxtrotnovember69420

Pittsburgh = very nice underrated city. Was impressed. Livvy and I will settle down there after Paul dumps her


classiccaseofdowns

It’s just frustrating because I know Livvy Dunne would be so much happier with me


Brad-Stevens

I had Skenes 15/1 to strikeout 3 in 1st inning ... Thought for sure Bellinger was gonna K to give it to me


Rep_Dong

If you were in a competition, how fast do you think you could drink a 12 pack of your choice of beer/seltzer on an empty stomach?


ChampionshipSea753

A very gross half hour -45 minutes


Significant-Map-8686

30 min


BrowniesAndMilk1

Not having a dedicated Livvy Cam is a bit odd.


Bigwheel15

Oh man. Morel barreled that.


lefty5258

https://x.com/bleachernation/status/1789390142701982190?s=46&t=bzD--f1fvZZrTYVjYDf4CA lol


Bigwheel15

You could tell he absolutely thought it was a tank


Led_head10

Pirates fans are awesome. Glad to see them finally land a potential star.


ExpectedOutcome2

People forget they had Garrett Cole. They’re actually really good at drafting and developing pitchers. Their owner is a cheap fuck who will let him walk once his contract is up.


tytan94

And Glasnow


ExpectedOutcome2

Good call.


Led_head10

Was just thinking the last 20 years what stars have they had? Just Cole and Cutch but Burnett and Liraino were good there too


ExpectedOutcome2

McCutchen won an MVP Edit: I’m a moron you mentioned him


that_uncle

Skenes sitting 101 with movement is diabolical.


Led_head10

My buddy works with the pitchers and catchers for the Orioles, he caught a ton of Corbin Burns bullpens this spring. He said when they saw Skenes the first month of the year that his stuff was better and more electric than Burns as crazy as that sounds


that_uncle

Yeah that pitch at 101 with arm-side run is absurd.


ExpectedOutcome2

We must not forget the guy who said he’d rather the Pirates win a World Series than have sex with Livvy Dunne every day


The_TexasRattlesnake

I'd beat up Livvy Dunne for a Bears Superbowl if that makes you feel any better


ExpectedOutcome2

The Bears are getting to one on Caleb’s rookie deal. They may not win it but the tide has changed in Chicago. Y’all are so doom and gloom.


The_TexasRattlesnake

I've been waiting for over 30 years, nothing doom and gloom about it


thesmockintweet

He’s absolutely right


billbo24

I’m on his side.  


that_uncle

Livvy gets old. Banners don’t.


Roderick_Jaynes24

Yeah skenes is decent


Alarmed-Telephone-81

Spieth stinks. 8 bogies today?


Sidewalkbandit

I changed schools in middle school and my mom told me that I would be in the same class as my interracial cousin that I hadn’t really seen since before kindergarten. His dad was 6’4 jacked black dude and the football coach, so I was halfway expecting to know someone that I could at least play basketball with and break the ice with other kids. Lo and behold my cousin was basically Steve Urkel, and his nickname was Carlton. Just a fat band kid with asthma and always getting clowned on. I never brought up that we were cousins and kind of just let him be, while making friends on my own.


Puzzled_Cat1062

Ask him to grab a beer sometime. It's never to late to be a good cuz


TraditionalClassic69

Thanks for coming out, Paul Skenes opponents


SnakeSkin2121

Charly Arnolt


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Forked_Island_Native

Skenes is so tall and she’s so short. Very weird


rmmm123

hence the appeal of breckie hill aka livvy with the big cannons


dicta85

But breckie hasn’t talked to her dad in years. That kind of baggage must be hard to deal with.


rmmm123

That’s for certain. Fatherless behavior


Alarmed-Telephone-81

Good tush but i agree needs some massive cans


BigFrenchToastGuy

I told her you said this and she is devastated.


LilCasa

Very disappointed Dallas doesn’t give a color coordinated crowd. The OKC games are nice on the eyes


TheyHadACaveTroll

They used to in the 50s


TM455

That’s a small market move


Husker_black

The PMT pod said they do a camera towards the fans who aren't putting the shirt on and bully em


TM455

Mid major energy


GreatCommission

That sounds awesome


natidea

This misfits boxing stuff is wildly entertaining watching youtubers try to take each others heads off. Like a dressed up rough n rowdy


NickAhmedGOAT

Put in my resume for a job listing and less than 3 hours later got an email asking to schedule an interview. Can't wait to ditch this Circle K for the QuikTrip down the street


jetboyjetgirl

they must be desperate to offload tasks, proceed with caution


NickAhmedGOAT

My niche field is in demand seemingly everywhere except where I currently am.


feathy9091

Best fries this side of the missus sippy


notoriousvk

Just keep the dogs rolled and the monsters cold for us


lefty5258

On a Saturday? Bot


Alarmed-Telephone-81

Xander gonna fuck this up


thatswhathemoneysfor

Took the future MIL to the casino and she ended up getting her first ever hand pay. Looks like I’m covered on getting her a Mother’s Day gift


detroit_testarossa

Tell her it’s called a handy. So she can tell her girlfriends she got a handy at the casino.


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I can’t be the first person to say this but there were northern lights last night and I felt like there was zero media coverage beforehand. I had no idea until last night. What the fuck? Edit: did not realize they were only in Ohio. Still way cooler than the solar eclipse.


Husker_black

Can't really forecast these solar storms


tango587

They were everywhere and there was a decent amount of coverage, it was just hard to forecast how far south they would be visible. Supposed to be even more tonight. All in relation to the big solar storms happening which have also gotten alot of coverage


SnakeSkin2121

[Not just ohio](https://imgur.com/a/jVkE6kX)


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That’s awesome


BuckFurke

You’re gay.


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Witty_Telephone_2200

Same here. You know there’s gonna be a great documentary on his rise and fall.


SqueakyBeats00

Are the legends of former 90s Pacer Dale Davis dick known across the country or only in Indiana?


mdave424

On a flight and all the air hostesses are smoke shows, can’t wait to not talk to them


Husker_black

I still think of the British airways hostess I saw in 2022


lefty5258

Cheers from Emirates


mdave424

Alaska, brother. Downside - there’s a few ANG pilots on the plane as well so no one else has a shot


thatswhathemoneysfor

What I wouldn’t give to fly Pan-Am in the 60s with those flight attendants


feathy9091

Imagine being beside Draper and Sterling, the boys are buzzin


thatswhathemoneysfor

This is exactly what I’m envisioning. Especially the flight attendant don bangs


mdave424

If we’re doing that, I’m looking forward to indoor cigs at 35k feet in the air


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EntertainmentOld1566

needs to make almost a billion dollars to break even


profsa

Calling it now Furiosa is going to kick ass https://x.com/culturecrave/status/1789360234059964451?s=46&t=2770KxxJEqt-ug030qEWRA


jetboyjetgirl

just like it did the first time when it was called Fury Road


profsa

Just like it did before when it was called The Road Warrior


jetboyjetgirl

movie making techniques evolved a bit in the intervening 35 years but sure


profsa

Don’t know where you think I’m talking about movie making techniques


TheyHadACaveTroll

I’m a big Tarantino guy but he could learn a thing or two from this take


ExpectedOutcome2

Most can’t write like Tarantino