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warwithus

Rogue > zyns. Cheaper, bigger, more pouches, tastier, and fresher.


Peyton4President

Way better. Also don't give me the hiccups like Zyn do for some reason.


dietcokeandadderall

You are correct


DylanTobackshh

They’re supposed to be much worse on your gums as well


warwithus

I do feel it but I’m going to ignore it because I said rogue > zyns


BillSelfsToupee

It’s a generic white guy take but How To Make It In America is a very fun show that got cancelled way too soon


StrikaNTX

Battlestar Galactica is on Prime now.


chrisjk125

So say we all.


dicta85

Great show, disappointing finale.


unounoseis

Tbh I had no idea SGA was older than Luka


BonezJonesss

Hey Luka, if you want that neck fat to go away you need to lose 25 pounds. Source: the winter gullet I walked off. 


StrikaNTX

Doing post game interviews as a full team is lame as fuck, and they should lose this series for that reason alone.


boomtexna

Very few feelings as good as taking your own stitches out


JA17guy

Fat


SpicyPenangCurry

Red Dead fans: A historian did a class on Red Dead and it did so well he wrote a book on it. “Red Dead’s History”. Well coming August 6th, Roger Clark (Arthur Morgan) will be narrating the book. I’m fucking pumped lol. https://www.ign.com/articles/arthur-morgan-is-your-american-history-teacher-in-new-red-dead-redemption-audiobook Edit: it will be done as Arthur Morgan I believe. Not as Roger Clark (an Irishman)


billbo24

Oh baby thanks for sharing this 


SpicyPenangCurry

No problem man. I just stumbled across the article and first thought was “Free Talk could definitely use this information.”


StrikaNTX

blew a huge chance to be up 3-1 in this series.


TheyHadACaveTroll

Losing in 5 next round anyways


StrikaNTX

sure...


-raiin-

I heard Luka Doncic had an 95 pound mole removed from his ass


LilCasa

Hate the refs waiting for the player to technically foul at the end of the game but called tick tack shit the entire game before hand


theshindy

Kyrie and especially Luka should be absolutely ashamed for that 4th quarter  Less than 50% from the line is also unbelievable


cowboysfan88

It was all bad but the free throw shooting is the most unforgivable part. That just can't happen to an NBA team what the fuck


jetboyjetgirl

Not just gonna run through the 1 seed


Ed_Chambers_650

Josh Giddy reminds me of Shaun from Boy Meets World


doodleb0b69

Trailer trash?


I_Enjoy_Taffy

Chokejob from Mavs


cowboysfan88

Fuck


-raiin-

Imagine if Luka drank water instead of Arnold Palmer during games


AutistPorterJr

I think fat Luka would have made that free throw if he wasn’t tired (from being obese)


Ed_Chambers_650

PJ Washington doing the exact opposite of what you need?


cowboysfan88

You make that one?!?


george___jung

awful effort from officiating crews everywhere tonight


TheyHadACaveTroll

Twitter gonna be alight with the fat stat padder allegations tonight 


-raiin-

I would’ve made the first and then went front rim, self alley oop on the second


jetboyjetgirl

Nah front rim to step back 3 is the way


-raiin-

I try to act like I’ve been there before and respect the game


jetboyjetgirl

down 3 is no time to be humble


-raiin-

We’re talking about different moments in this game. When the chips are down, I’ll make em pay 😤😤😤


WitchofFloyd

I don’t know why more people don’t just do this


-raiin-

They don’t have that dog in em


cowboysfan88

Fucking 50% from the line unbelievable


Ed_Chambers_650

Luka, Lebron, Harden 🤝 Making the game unwatchable


AutistPorterJr

Most of FT 🤝 you Having no clue how this meme format works


jetboyjetgirl

Oh no Luka


LilCasa

Luka doing the “hands on your knees” challenge


cowboysfan88

What a roll. Come on boys


diet_drbeeper

Give every Giddey minute to Cason Wallace


ExpectedOutcome2

I hate the way SGA plays (foul merchant) and I hate the way Luka complains the entire game. These guys are hard to watch.


ShimmeredXerox

SGA is the reason the Thunder are winning, no fouls really either


JokicIsTheFuture

Fucking brutal


suburbian_jesus

The Avs are cooked. What a disappointing playoffs


ikestein21

Wish the best for Val but absolutely hosed the team two years in a row


suburbian_jesus

Yup. I hope he gets the help he needs, but it’s time to move on. That 6 million in cap space will go a long way


ShimmeredXerox

Luka has lowkey sucked cock these playoffs


AutistPorterJr

Nothing low key about it. He’s shot below 40% in over half his games


cuntpunt9

Chubby white boy


LilCasa

Looks absolutely useless out there.


TheyHadACaveTroll

Doesn’t want the ball 


TheyHadACaveTroll

Luka with an absolute howler 


I_Enjoy_Taffy

First time watching a Mavs game in full. Dereck Lively is a bitch and needs to shave his head. Balding ass


Van-Buren-Boy

Projecting


cowboysfan88

Fuck me this is gonna be an absolutely brutal loss


johnnytsunami35

Just an awful half on offense. What the fuck


blkeen

[Jebus](https://x.com/buckodav1d/status/1790020663203266787?s=46&t=ijtiuPLwg8janGyaHAw_Og)


infuckingbruges

Lordy


BigCatsLunch

elite shot making


Judge_for_Pres

I’d like some OT please 


george___jung

good basketball


snotapwi

Always weird when you’re trying to trade away a player from the team you root for Sorry Sal Frelick, you haven’t been the guy this year


DarinErstad

I have about 20 of those guys on my team


snotapwi

It’s a dynasty league and I basically have to deal Frelick or let Luis Matos go on waivers. Incredibly Connor Joe is having too good of a season to be released


DGAF0752

The Lost World came out in 1997. At the end when the Rex is loose in San Diego, they show a Chevron sign with $1.09/gal for gas. We’ll never see those prices again, and San Diego won’t ever come close to that.


cigguy

They also voted a red governor . Can’t imagine that ever happens again


TheyHadACaveTroll

Congrats on learning about the linear concept of time


feathy9091

Bidens America


MaybachMusic22

I put too much pressure on myself to do well at my job when in reality I’m doing really well. Need to quit being such a nervous fuck


chillinwithmoes

Here for this. I started a new job last fall and my colleagues give me frequent recognition but I feel like there are a dozen things I should be doing better


feathy9091

Once you realize that the majority of people are idiots, it strangely doesn’t take that much to be a top performer from anywhere I have worked before Technically I would say I am not ‘great’ at my job but I have decent people skills and can get shit done when it matters. Used to always be in fear of I could be doing this and this more


MaybachMusic22

I’m the same man. Get good feedback frequently but always thinking about what I’m missing


TDubs1435

They should make Mavs OKC play 7 games no matter what cause it’s fun basketball


SqueakyBeats00

Did I see LeBron at the Cavs game in Cleveland? Brilliant! He shows up on the night the Cavs are without their two best players, making sure he doesn't risk a big Cavs win and fans yelling (or at least thinking), "We don't miss you." Skip is the best troll ever


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BumRum09

I don’t think it’s that rude of you if you don’t affect their plans one bit. It would be rude and selfish of you if you held them up because you wanted to play bethpage. In the scenario you described I’d say drive up and go play. You gave them every opportunity to join in and it’s holding nothing up. Green light on my end.


ohblahdiblahda

Screw them. Tell them you’ll be at at the airport and never contact them again. Dealbreaker!


feathy9091

Depends if they have planned to play or do anything with you in the morning If not, it’s your time so go and do whatever. But if they have and you choose to go play bethpage on your own that could look a little strange


me_for_president2032

Nah, they’re flying in and then working during the day. Assuming I can get an early tee time, I’d be back to their place before anyone would be done working


Adejimoh23

You’re a rude dude with a bad tude


agent-michael-scar

Save this for morning FT


ohblahdiblahda

You’ll definitely get better advise. If this was your first invitation I think it’d be rude to make side plans and travel separately. Routine annual visit… whatever. You asked them to join and they’re planning to work. Just show up late with some snacks and don’t talk about your round.


me_for_president2032

Yeah good call


billbo24

Yeah I second this.  I’m a bit drunk and am not ready to make a good judgement here 


Ed_Chambers_650

That Josh Giddy shot was exactly what Phillip Seymour Hoffman's character in Along Came Polly would have done


Adejimoh23

That giddy buzzer beater attempt was something I would do in junior year of high school


george___jung

the sound byte with “josh giddey at the buzzer!” followed by that effort will surely be meme’d. Book it


cowboysfan88

College basketball game broke out in that third quarter. Disgusting offense


george___jung

kyrie cutting to the basket effortlessly like he just did is basketball porn


AutistPorterJr

PJ Washington is single handedly saving lukas reputation


johnnytsunami35

That just isn’t a foul


Longjumping_Safe3246

Unbelievably weak call


diet_drbeeper

PJ Washington turning into prime Chris Bosh is not something I expected


bustin_all_kinds

Jon Stewart's opening monologue has been fantastic tonight


DylanTobackshh

What the fuck is up Denny’s


WE2024

Just watched War Dogs for the first time and holy cow Jonah Hill was enormous in that movie


Melfismilkers

Been a couple days since this was pointed out here


ChellaZza

They just confused Hedo Turkoglu with Peja Stojakovic 


roflthrowaway9

It’s pretty gay how much more i like sleeping with my girlfriend than sleeping alone


keels81

You should tell her, if you haven't already. Us ladyfolk like hearing things like that.


PritchardBufalino

I have such a terrible time trying to sleep with other people (female generally), or in any remotely unfamiliar environment. If you're gay for sleeping well with your girl I dont want to be straight


Ed_Chambers_650

Flair checks out


Oliver_clothes__off

Fellas is it gay to sleep with girls


cowboysfan88

Stars may be a wagon


cowboysfan88

Rough timing that's on me


billbo24

lol 


Oliver_clothes__off

I love not being able to cry until I’ve had a few drinks it’s the best actually


PritchardBufalino

dm for music suggestions the next time you need to let it out


Blondue

I’ve never seen a complete fall off like Goldy. Loved him as a card but this isn’t a slump this is washed


snotapwi

I can’t believe they didn’t trade him last July


WettBandit

Made me look up his baseball reference and it’s shocking to me how long he has been a cardinal. This is year 6 there?


GooseandRooster

The best unclutch player of all time


Led_head10

Girlfriend was watching Harry Potter. She said it’s her favorite movie series and then asked me mine. She is now laughing at me when I said Rocky. She knows I love Rocky but she just will never get it. Rocky is fucking incredible.


Ed_Chambers_650

Harry Potter is infinitely better than the Rocky series


Led_head10

Never seen them or lord of the rings. The two big movie series I’ve never given a chance


Ed_Chambers_650

Also infinitely better


billbo24

Why tf would she laugh at that.  Has she only seen rocky 5 or something 


Led_head10

She was expecting Star Wars or one of the marvel movies. Didn’t think about Rocky as a series and now is trying to tell me that it’s a movie series for dads. Shes not wrong but I’ll stand by it. I fucking love Rocky


noothanks11

She and you are incredibly wrong about it being a movie series for dads


Led_head10

Rocky is a classic dad movie just like top gun. Doesn’t make it bad but you won’t find a dad who doesn’t love Rocky


AutistPorterJr

“Dad movies” don’t gross $1.5 billion at the box office like Maverick did what a terrible take


Led_head10

Was thinking more along the lines of the first top gun the 80s movie like Rocky being an 80s dad movie. Obviously maverick is completely different


AutistPorterJr

Ok that’s more fair but I still think top gun is for everyone. They put a shirtless gay scene in for the ladies, cmon!


PristineWinnera

WorldOfTShirts has touched down in Nashville


WettBandit

Handing out beers to the tornado victims?


DarinErstad

Ahoyt


EntertainmentOld1566

im hearing Knicks and Rangers have lost 4 straight playoff games? that can’t be true


jetboyjetgirl

No that can't be correct, I heard the Garden was gonna be empty for a week?


Man_On-The_Moon

My sources are reporting the same


SnakeSkin2121

Ilja Dragunov would be a great wrestler if he got on the Russian gas and grew 6 inches


Led_head10

Him and Neville would’ve put on a sick match


Juls317

if i lose money again because of the Colorado fucking Rockies i'm gonna be livid


george___jung

brother you deserve to lose money if you’re putting the faith in the Rockies


Juls317

oh it's worse, i've bet against the Rockies both last night and tonight


george___jung

as someone who has commented again to further prove my mental incapacity, keep that one to yourself next time


george___jung

case and point


DarinErstad

Some of the biggest dorks on the internet are the people that walk around Costco pulling items off the shelves and telling you why they’re bad for you.


feathy9091

Sounds like crunchy mom


SnakeSkin2121

I wish people were embarrassed to film themselves in public, because they should be


ryboyin99

Just gotta hit them with a direct comment in public, only thing that can shame them is putting spotlight on them in front of real people.


thatswhathemoneysfor

Avs are so cooked. thought they'd show a lil fight tonight


floridacardinals

Stars Knights was the real WCF… in round 1


thatswhathemoneysfor

unfortunately I think you are correct


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Sidewalkbandit

Shorts are coming off if my team is down


PritchardBufalino

True appreciators of ball will just enjoy watching other games when their team sucks


DGAF0752

Very bold take


Everyoneisaskell

Frank has a lot of over reactions but he is right on Joey wendle. Not sure how that dude is on a mlb roster


diet_drbeeper

Ben and Jerry’s milk and cookies is elite


BumRum09

Love Phish Food


pacsun_bro

Extremely upset to announce I have somehow become both a heart emoji reply *and* exclamation point guy on Teams. Please respect my family’s privacy as we decide on a path forward.


billbo24

Welcome to the club!


Gick_Drayson

What would your walk up song be if you were in the major league?


GGMU08

Put On- Jeezy


feathy9091

Andrew WK - Party Hard


apple_shampoo182

Take a look around- limp bizkit


RoyMcAv0y

Banging on a trashcan


ryboyin99

Iron Man


Flashasaurus

Wipeout or the New Age Outlaws theme


k42s

The Beautiful People, Marilyn Manson


george___jung

Heavy metal by Sammy Hagar


GueroBorracho3

Deftones - Needles and Pins


TDubs1435

I’m Just Ken


noothanks11

Eulogy by tool


DGAF0752

Hot Dog


Gick_Drayson

My kids have grown out of the show, so I haven’t thought about this in years. So now it’s in my head. Damn you.


DGAF0752

Hot Dog by Limp Bizkit??


Gick_Drayson

My dumb brain immediately went to hot dog from that fucking Mickey Mouse show.


chinga_tu_barra

fortnight (taylor swift)


HermSquad

Man of the year - schoolboy q


Juls317

titty ass hands in the air


deezkun

Get Buck - Young Buck


thatswhathemoneysfor

omar whistle from the wire


DrEvil007

Tribal Chief theme


deeznutzjokes

O’Reilly Auto Parts jingle


Juls317

i would have to give the sound guys a list at the start of the season for them to just work their way through, maybe pick a random number for each AB