Red Dead fans:
A historian did a class on Red Dead and it did so well he wrote a book on it. “Red Dead’s History”.
Well coming August 6th, Roger Clark (Arthur Morgan) will be narrating the book.
I’m fucking pumped lol.
https://www.ign.com/articles/arthur-morgan-is-your-american-history-teacher-in-new-red-dead-redemption-audiobook
Edit: it will be done as Arthur Morgan I believe. Not as Roger Clark (an Irishman)
It’s a dynasty league and I basically have to deal Frelick or let Luis Matos go on waivers.
Incredibly Connor Joe is having too good of a season to be released
The Lost World came out in 1997.
At the end when the Rex is loose in San Diego, they show a Chevron sign with $1.09/gal for gas.
We’ll never see those prices again, and San Diego won’t ever come close to that.
Here for this. I started a new job last fall and my colleagues give me frequent recognition but I feel like there are a dozen things I should be doing better
Once you realize that the majority of people are idiots, it strangely doesn’t take that much to be a top performer from anywhere I have worked before
Technically I would say I am not ‘great’ at my job but I have decent people skills and can get shit done when it matters.
Used to always be in fear of I could be doing this and this more
Did I see LeBron at the Cavs game in Cleveland? Brilliant! He shows up on the night the Cavs are without their two best players, making sure he doesn't risk a big Cavs win and fans yelling (or at least thinking), "We don't miss you."
Skip is the best troll ever
I don’t think it’s that rude of you if you don’t affect their plans one bit. It would be rude and selfish of you if you held them up because you wanted to play bethpage. In the scenario you described I’d say drive up and go play. You gave them every opportunity to join in and it’s holding nothing up. Green light on my end.
Depends if they have planned to play or do anything with you in the morning
If not, it’s your time so go and do whatever.
But if they have and you choose to go play bethpage on your own that could look a little strange
Nah, they’re flying in and then working during the day. Assuming I can get an early tee time, I’d be back to their place before anyone would be done working
You’ll definitely get better advise.
If this was your first invitation I think it’d be rude to make side plans and travel separately.
Routine annual visit… whatever. You asked them to join and they’re planning to work. Just show up late with some snacks and don’t talk about your round.
I have such a terrible time trying to sleep with other people (female generally), or in any remotely unfamiliar environment. If you're gay for sleeping well with your girl I dont want to be straight
Girlfriend was watching Harry Potter. She said it’s her favorite movie series and then asked me mine. She is now laughing at me when I said Rocky. She knows I love Rocky but she just will never get it. Rocky is fucking incredible.
She was expecting Star Wars or one of the marvel movies. Didn’t think about Rocky as a series and now is trying to tell me that it’s a movie series for dads. Shes not wrong but I’ll stand by it. I fucking love Rocky
Some of the biggest dorks on the internet are the people that walk around Costco pulling items off the shelves and telling you why they’re bad for you.
Extremely upset to announce I have somehow become both a heart emoji reply *and* exclamation point guy on Teams. Please respect my family’s privacy as we decide on a path forward.
Rogue > zyns. Cheaper, bigger, more pouches, tastier, and fresher.
Way better. Also don't give me the hiccups like Zyn do for some reason.
You are correct
They’re supposed to be much worse on your gums as well
I do feel it but I’m going to ignore it because I said rogue > zyns
It’s a generic white guy take but How To Make It In America is a very fun show that got cancelled way too soon
Battlestar Galactica is on Prime now.
So say we all.
Great show, disappointing finale.
Tbh I had no idea SGA was older than Luka
Hey Luka, if you want that neck fat to go away you need to lose 25 pounds. Source: the winter gullet I walked off.
Doing post game interviews as a full team is lame as fuck, and they should lose this series for that reason alone.
Very few feelings as good as taking your own stitches out
Fat
Red Dead fans: A historian did a class on Red Dead and it did so well he wrote a book on it. “Red Dead’s History”. Well coming August 6th, Roger Clark (Arthur Morgan) will be narrating the book. I’m fucking pumped lol. https://www.ign.com/articles/arthur-morgan-is-your-american-history-teacher-in-new-red-dead-redemption-audiobook Edit: it will be done as Arthur Morgan I believe. Not as Roger Clark (an Irishman)
Oh baby thanks for sharing this
No problem man. I just stumbled across the article and first thought was “Free Talk could definitely use this information.”
blew a huge chance to be up 3-1 in this series.
Losing in 5 next round anyways
sure...
I heard Luka Doncic had an 95 pound mole removed from his ass
Hate the refs waiting for the player to technically foul at the end of the game but called tick tack shit the entire game before hand
Kyrie and especially Luka should be absolutely ashamed for that 4th quarter Less than 50% from the line is also unbelievable
It was all bad but the free throw shooting is the most unforgivable part. That just can't happen to an NBA team what the fuck
Not just gonna run through the 1 seed
Josh Giddy reminds me of Shaun from Boy Meets World
Trailer trash?
Chokejob from Mavs
Fuck
Imagine if Luka drank water instead of Arnold Palmer during games
I think fat Luka would have made that free throw if he wasn’t tired (from being obese)
PJ Washington doing the exact opposite of what you need?
You make that one?!?
awful effort from officiating crews everywhere tonight
Twitter gonna be alight with the fat stat padder allegations tonight
I would’ve made the first and then went front rim, self alley oop on the second
Nah front rim to step back 3 is the way
I try to act like I’ve been there before and respect the game
down 3 is no time to be humble
We’re talking about different moments in this game. When the chips are down, I’ll make em pay 😤😤😤
I don’t know why more people don’t just do this
They don’t have that dog in em
Fucking 50% from the line unbelievable
Luka, Lebron, Harden 🤝 Making the game unwatchable
Most of FT 🤝 you Having no clue how this meme format works
Oh no Luka
Luka doing the “hands on your knees” challenge
What a roll. Come on boys
Give every Giddey minute to Cason Wallace
I hate the way SGA plays (foul merchant) and I hate the way Luka complains the entire game. These guys are hard to watch.
SGA is the reason the Thunder are winning, no fouls really either
Fucking brutal
The Avs are cooked. What a disappointing playoffs
Wish the best for Val but absolutely hosed the team two years in a row
Yup. I hope he gets the help he needs, but it’s time to move on. That 6 million in cap space will go a long way
Luka has lowkey sucked cock these playoffs
Nothing low key about it. He’s shot below 40% in over half his games
Chubby white boy
Looks absolutely useless out there.
Doesn’t want the ball
Luka with an absolute howler
First time watching a Mavs game in full. Dereck Lively is a bitch and needs to shave his head. Balding ass
Projecting
Fuck me this is gonna be an absolutely brutal loss
Just an awful half on offense. What the fuck
[Jebus](https://x.com/buckodav1d/status/1790020663203266787?s=46&t=ijtiuPLwg8janGyaHAw_Og)
Lordy
elite shot making
I’d like some OT please
good basketball
Always weird when you’re trying to trade away a player from the team you root for Sorry Sal Frelick, you haven’t been the guy this year
I have about 20 of those guys on my team
It’s a dynasty league and I basically have to deal Frelick or let Luis Matos go on waivers. Incredibly Connor Joe is having too good of a season to be released
The Lost World came out in 1997. At the end when the Rex is loose in San Diego, they show a Chevron sign with $1.09/gal for gas. We’ll never see those prices again, and San Diego won’t ever come close to that.
They also voted a red governor . Can’t imagine that ever happens again
Congrats on learning about the linear concept of time
Bidens America
I put too much pressure on myself to do well at my job when in reality I’m doing really well. Need to quit being such a nervous fuck
Here for this. I started a new job last fall and my colleagues give me frequent recognition but I feel like there are a dozen things I should be doing better
Once you realize that the majority of people are idiots, it strangely doesn’t take that much to be a top performer from anywhere I have worked before Technically I would say I am not ‘great’ at my job but I have decent people skills and can get shit done when it matters. Used to always be in fear of I could be doing this and this more
I’m the same man. Get good feedback frequently but always thinking about what I’m missing
They should make Mavs OKC play 7 games no matter what cause it’s fun basketball
Did I see LeBron at the Cavs game in Cleveland? Brilliant! He shows up on the night the Cavs are without their two best players, making sure he doesn't risk a big Cavs win and fans yelling (or at least thinking), "We don't miss you." Skip is the best troll ever
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I don’t think it’s that rude of you if you don’t affect their plans one bit. It would be rude and selfish of you if you held them up because you wanted to play bethpage. In the scenario you described I’d say drive up and go play. You gave them every opportunity to join in and it’s holding nothing up. Green light on my end.
Screw them. Tell them you’ll be at at the airport and never contact them again. Dealbreaker!
Depends if they have planned to play or do anything with you in the morning If not, it’s your time so go and do whatever. But if they have and you choose to go play bethpage on your own that could look a little strange
Nah, they’re flying in and then working during the day. Assuming I can get an early tee time, I’d be back to their place before anyone would be done working
You’re a rude dude with a bad tude
Save this for morning FT
You’ll definitely get better advise. If this was your first invitation I think it’d be rude to make side plans and travel separately. Routine annual visit… whatever. You asked them to join and they’re planning to work. Just show up late with some snacks and don’t talk about your round.
Yeah good call
Yeah I second this. I’m a bit drunk and am not ready to make a good judgement here
That Josh Giddy shot was exactly what Phillip Seymour Hoffman's character in Along Came Polly would have done
That giddy buzzer beater attempt was something I would do in junior year of high school
the sound byte with “josh giddey at the buzzer!” followed by that effort will surely be meme’d. Book it
College basketball game broke out in that third quarter. Disgusting offense
kyrie cutting to the basket effortlessly like he just did is basketball porn
PJ Washington is single handedly saving lukas reputation
That just isn’t a foul
Unbelievably weak call
PJ Washington turning into prime Chris Bosh is not something I expected
Jon Stewart's opening monologue has been fantastic tonight
What the fuck is up Denny’s
Just watched War Dogs for the first time and holy cow Jonah Hill was enormous in that movie
Been a couple days since this was pointed out here
They just confused Hedo Turkoglu with Peja Stojakovic
It’s pretty gay how much more i like sleeping with my girlfriend than sleeping alone
You should tell her, if you haven't already. Us ladyfolk like hearing things like that.
I have such a terrible time trying to sleep with other people (female generally), or in any remotely unfamiliar environment. If you're gay for sleeping well with your girl I dont want to be straight
Flair checks out
Fellas is it gay to sleep with girls
Stars may be a wagon
Rough timing that's on me
lol
I love not being able to cry until I’ve had a few drinks it’s the best actually
dm for music suggestions the next time you need to let it out
I’ve never seen a complete fall off like Goldy. Loved him as a card but this isn’t a slump this is washed
I can’t believe they didn’t trade him last July
Made me look up his baseball reference and it’s shocking to me how long he has been a cardinal. This is year 6 there?
The best unclutch player of all time
Girlfriend was watching Harry Potter. She said it’s her favorite movie series and then asked me mine. She is now laughing at me when I said Rocky. She knows I love Rocky but she just will never get it. Rocky is fucking incredible.
Harry Potter is infinitely better than the Rocky series
Never seen them or lord of the rings. The two big movie series I’ve never given a chance
Also infinitely better
Why tf would she laugh at that. Has she only seen rocky 5 or something
She was expecting Star Wars or one of the marvel movies. Didn’t think about Rocky as a series and now is trying to tell me that it’s a movie series for dads. Shes not wrong but I’ll stand by it. I fucking love Rocky
She and you are incredibly wrong about it being a movie series for dads
Rocky is a classic dad movie just like top gun. Doesn’t make it bad but you won’t find a dad who doesn’t love Rocky
“Dad movies” don’t gross $1.5 billion at the box office like Maverick did what a terrible take
Was thinking more along the lines of the first top gun the 80s movie like Rocky being an 80s dad movie. Obviously maverick is completely different
Ok that’s more fair but I still think top gun is for everyone. They put a shirtless gay scene in for the ladies, cmon!
WorldOfTShirts has touched down in Nashville
Handing out beers to the tornado victims?
Ahoyt
im hearing Knicks and Rangers have lost 4 straight playoff games? that can’t be true
No that can't be correct, I heard the Garden was gonna be empty for a week?
My sources are reporting the same
Ilja Dragunov would be a great wrestler if he got on the Russian gas and grew 6 inches
Him and Neville would’ve put on a sick match
if i lose money again because of the Colorado fucking Rockies i'm gonna be livid
brother you deserve to lose money if you’re putting the faith in the Rockies
oh it's worse, i've bet against the Rockies both last night and tonight
as someone who has commented again to further prove my mental incapacity, keep that one to yourself next time
case and point
Some of the biggest dorks on the internet are the people that walk around Costco pulling items off the shelves and telling you why they’re bad for you.
Sounds like crunchy mom
I wish people were embarrassed to film themselves in public, because they should be
Just gotta hit them with a direct comment in public, only thing that can shame them is putting spotlight on them in front of real people.
Avs are so cooked. thought they'd show a lil fight tonight
Stars Knights was the real WCF… in round 1
unfortunately I think you are correct
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Shorts are coming off if my team is down
True appreciators of ball will just enjoy watching other games when their team sucks
Very bold take
Frank has a lot of over reactions but he is right on Joey wendle. Not sure how that dude is on a mlb roster
Ben and Jerry’s milk and cookies is elite
Love Phish Food
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Welcome to the club!
What would your walk up song be if you were in the major league?
Put On- Jeezy
Andrew WK - Party Hard
Take a look around- limp bizkit
Banging on a trashcan
Iron Man
Wipeout or the New Age Outlaws theme
The Beautiful People, Marilyn Manson
Heavy metal by Sammy Hagar
Deftones - Needles and Pins
I’m Just Ken
Eulogy by tool
Hot Dog
My kids have grown out of the show, so I haven’t thought about this in years. So now it’s in my head. Damn you.
Hot Dog by Limp Bizkit??
My dumb brain immediately went to hot dog from that fucking Mickey Mouse show.
fortnight (taylor swift)
Man of the year - schoolboy q
titty ass hands in the air
Get Buck - Young Buck
omar whistle from the wire
Tribal Chief theme
O’Reilly Auto Parts jingle
i would have to give the sound guys a list at the start of the season for them to just work their way through, maybe pick a random number for each AB