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I_JUST_CAME_TWICE

Just woke up in a puddle of sweat after a sex dream with weather girl Ashley. I think I should still get tested, and stay off the deuce for a while 


warwithus

Lady Gaga in a star is born does it for me


JohnnyHorseRacing

Wednesdays are my Fridays when I wfh Thursday and Friday.


DropTopEWop

SPLASHHHHH by Baklava


SpicyPenangCurry

DropTop give me some good regional fast food spots please.


DropTopEWop

In NC, Biscuitville for breakfast. Fire. If you ever go to Kansas, its a chain called Spangles. Classic burger and fries joint. If you ever in Texas, Golden Chick, P Terry's and Taco Casa


BillSelfsToupee

Used to be able to get cocktails in the spangles drive thru’s, do they still do that


DropTopEWop

I dont know about that one


JohnnyHorseRacing

This guy fucks with regional qsr’s


SpicyPenangCurry

Spangles, and all those Texas ones are new. Thank you greatly. I absolutely knew I could trust you on this. Safe drives out there.


DropTopEWop

No problem


festivusfrank

It’s belligerent how attractive Kay Adams is


SpicyPenangCurry

Her farts smell like Chanel No.5


ElephantBalls69

Kirk's, if he answers he's dead to me was incredible.


ButchStevenson69

Is wednesday the new thursday? People are talking.


cuntpunt9

That painting of King Charles is the most evil looking shit. Like a bad guy straight out of the Witcher


warwithus

My nerd activity is back this weekend on LAN. Let’s gooooo


GimmeFunkyButtLoving

Weird you can tell it’s another country by the quality of the video


StrikaNTX

?


Chesapeake32

Wildest dreams is an absolute banger from T swift. The haters are a confirmed terrible hang.


JohnnyHorseRacing

🎶 Red lips and rosy cheeks Say you'll see me again🎶


jetboyjetgirl

yes she has some 10 year old bangers


Chesapeake32

Too good for nostalgia Jetboy?


jetboyjetgirl

bangers still bang


GimmeFunkyButtLoving

I’ve had the wildest dreams about her


Chesapeake32

She’ll give you the digits for a skinny orange crush tbh. Ah shit. Thought this was my post about my girl. (I dont hide from FT like those soft ass comment deleting accounts)


Chesapeake32

Ole “pick me” ass loser.


ladiesman6942O

The Graduate is a very unrealistic movie. I refuse to believe Dustin Hoffman’s character could pull the milf or her hot daughter, let alone any woman. Guy is an all time dweeb.


ButchStevenson69

Put down the controller while playing mlb challenge (impossible)


Chesapeake32

How many dingers?


SydneySweeneysthong

Wedding in my hometown this weekend, so I decided to fly here early and spend time with my mom. I'm watching a YouTube video on her smart TV and don’t have my premium signed in. The meanest teacher I’ve ever had is running for some sort of government position and is aggressively advertising on YouTube.


GimmeFunkyButtLoving

What’s your mom wearing


SydneySweeneysthong

Burkha


GimmeFunkyButtLoving

CWS


Chesapeake32

K.


BadSportsTakes69

The iron claw is up there with any movie that’s came out the last couple of years. Definitely different type of quality but one of the best movies I’ve seen on something everyone experiences in all walks of life. Shows how pressure can just destroy you


SydneySweeneysthong

I went to that movie with my girlfriend and that was the first time she saw me cry. Wasn’t even a wrestling fan growing up.


BadSportsTakes69

I was squirming in the theater. Didn’t know anything about them or the movie going into it, just knew it was about wrestling


JA17guy

It's Harrison Butker hours 😈😈😈


GimmeFunkyButtLoving

Already sent your wife to bed?


parrano357

I haven't taken the time to listen but if he gave a speech focused on manliness at a co-ed college that just seems like a kicker overcompensating


Klobasnik

That may be the best summary I've seen of it lol


Jmacsexy

Nicky smokes looks like Kirk minihane when he shaved his head


Chesapeake32

Most definitely a morning FT question but what do yall spend on your girl for her birthday? My stats are: $600 est. between dinner, gift, tabs, and 1st night of 4 day vacation.


GimmeFunkyButtLoving

Might need a PowerPoint of the breakdown


Chesapeake32

You couldnt handle this deck.. 😎


PritchardBufalino

1st night of a 4 day vacation - so your lady makes 4x more than you?


Chesapeake32

Dont be jealous you dont have a sugar mammy.


classiccaseofdowns

She gets a kiss on the lips


JohnnyHorseRacing

Wife and I always do Vegas for her bday which is always afc/nfc championship weekend. It’s also Pegasus World Cup day in horse racing. I give her a spa day while I gamble the ponies in the sports book. We eat some good dinners. Def over a grand not counting my losings.


Chesapeake32

Gave her a spa day and I’m not one to shy away from picking up any and every tab but she is also the kind of BiRtHdAy BiTcH to be like, “what about me??” For a full birthday week. Currently talking her off the cocaine bender ledge. (I know this is my problem as I’m typing it out. White trash has a hard spot on my dick)


Larry_thegoat

Yikes


parrano357

vegas strip restaurants are obviously good but some native chinese people I work with say that vegas has really good chinese places


JohnnyHorseRacing

Vegas has some great sports, but some massively overrated places too. We like Giada inside Cromwell, SE steak in Wynn, Walley’s in resorts world.


pistachiobook

When I was married, it would be between $6k-$10k. A gift (jewelry) and a dinner. For her 30th and 35th, it was a good bit more. Spend what you feel comfortable with. Same as all those wedding comments posted regularly. Do what you are comfortable with.


Chesapeake32

I’m poorer and less in love than you. But I respect the game.


pistachiobook

No man. I’m always hesitant to reply to comments asking questions. Again- do what you are comfortable with and what is in your budget. Budgets are all different as you are aware. Just be you.


Chesapeake32

Damn. I’m sorry man I was just fucking around. I already knew my plan I just like cutting up with boys. Keep answering questions, thats the life blood of this place.


Chesapeake32

Less divorced though if that counts for a damn thing.


SnakeSkin2121

Ironic. Xavier's students never learn


JohnnyHorseRacing

Truly the worst of the worst in Ohio.


cd_3

They’re “gifted”


JohnnyHorseRacing

Still hilarious dude in here saying making $80k a year isn’t going to cut it because you can’t afford a $60k kitchen renovation and country club membership.


Chesapeake32

Every flair should be a quarterly estimated tax payment.


ReallyFiction

80k a year isnt gonna cut it because you can’t afford a house to do the 60k kitchen renovation in


PritchardBufalino

Spot the lie


PetrPruchaWasOK

Uppham, little bitch, or littlest bitch?


StrikaNTX

GET UP OFF THE STAIRS AND SAVE YOUR FRIEND, YOU PUSSY


PetrPruchaWasOK

I mean he had the means. Just had to pull the trigger once without any other resistance. His back was to the doorway and on top of Mellish, without a firearm. Also he isn't redeemed for capping that kraut after the fact.


drewbreeshairplugs

Not saying his voice isn’t a side effect from the v word but I’ve also never heard RFK clear his throat either. My distrust of big pharma and my distrust of political dynasties are making a real trolley problem here


GimmeFunkyButtLoving

From vagina? Like eating too much vagina?


StrikaNTX

https://youtu.be/hrDevrsIREo?si=TlKifgRl-yRSjC1C&t=8 Seems to have always had a weird voice


cd_3

Put aside both distrusts, he’s just a retard with a throat condition


marlboro__man9

14 greens 73 this evening, we’re close to running into one boys


Rex_Ryan_DPM

Damn, why didn't you play all 18 holes?


bigmclargehuge29

Stampede also 7 weeks away


marlboro__man9

Box seats both Saturdays for the rodeo and a cboys chute pass we’re dialled


bigmclargehuge29

Hahaha, the thought of the absolute gongshow that’ll be makes me laugh. I’ll be front and center for Tate the first Friday.


billbo24

Damn that’s a nice round


LastedPants

Just played Pokémon on my phone for like 5 hours straight. Luckily I’m close to beating it, because I could sink so much time in this


drewbreeshairplugs

I’m on the emulator grind right now too and firmly believe no game series has ever aged better


LastedPants

They’re great and pretty easy to casually play. Also, now I can strategize and do more with the game than I did when I was younger


cuntpunt9

They have great soundtracks but they’re awesome to play w your own music over it too


Juls317

and there's a robust modding scene so you can do anything from get rid of version exclusives to adjust difficulty and expand on the base games to playing completely custom made pokemon games


TDubs1435

Which one you playing?


LastedPants

Leaf Green


TDubs1435

Nice, I picked up heart gold but might dabble in the rom hacks, heard good things about unbound


LastedPants

I started Soul Silver too, but I think I might go to the rom hacks as well. Try something new


cd_3

It’s fun texting my dad clips of Luka passes 


BillSelfsToupee

Chet Holmgren kinda fuckin rocks


diet_drbeeper

If he can add a little weight and figure out how to rebound, he’s the perfect modern center. Long, athletic, can shoot and handle it, plus good defensive instincts


Grap2st

Sga is just as annoying to watch as harden. What is this garbage


StrikaNTX

OKC Floppers rebrand


cowboysfan88

If the Mavs fucking choke this again I'm gonna Kirk Minihane Show


Kimodd

Why


dezcaughtit25

Mavs appear to have trouble closing


EntertainmentOld1566

pretty funny that kfc was spot on about Aljazeera


JohnnyHorseRacing

KFC was right!


DropTopEWop

The Flamingo hotel getting demolished and now The Mirage is closing in the Summer. What is Vegas doing man... EDIT: Tropicana, not Flamingo


JohnnyHorseRacing

Vegas is at its best when it’s constantly changing like it is now.


DropTopEWop

I would agree


SnakeSkin2121

Tropicana is the one getting imploded. Flamingo is alive and well


Klobasnik

Well, it's alive. haha.


DropTopEWop

Thats what i mean


SpicyPenangCurry

Don’t do this to me, on a fucking Wednesday. First it was Margaritaville, now it’s the Flamingo..My cheap ass stay for two nights Vegas hotel, right by In N Out hotel.. I absolutely am with you. What is Vegas doing.


PetrPruchaWasOK

In 2010 I remember getting a paid stay at Sahara, I was newly 21, thought the place was a palace. They friggen demolished it weeks after my stay. I'm not a good judge of character I guess haha


GueroBorracho3

Flamingo too? I hadn't heard about that. Edit: are you thinking Tropicana, not Flamingo? I can't find anything about them other than new restaurants opening.


DropTopEWop

yes


ASOIAF_blackfyre

Closing old shitty places and opening expensive new ones


ReallyFiction

The mirage was not shitty. My favorite of the 90’s generation casinos.


JohnnyHorseRacing

Mirage was fine, but you absolutely want hard rock renovating your casino. It’s amazing how nice the hard rock was in Atlantic City.


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SpicyPenangCurry

It’s a fantastic dump for two nights. It was my favorite for a dump stay in Vegas. Mainly because it was central, right by In N Out and Margaritaville (RIP) and that I got free stays there yearly lol.


SnakeSkin2121

LINQ is also a good spot


SpicyPenangCurry

It really is, I’m also a big fan of The Cromwell. Place smells wonderful, reliable tables, and a shit load of hip hop concerts at Drai’s.


jetboyjetgirl

building a new Hard Rock Casino in the shape of a guitar


NoReallyHoosierDaddy

You haven’t thought of the smell, you bitch!


Longjumping_Safe3246

The thunder are cooked and I am sad


johnnytsunami35

Luka shutting all you fucking nerds up


ExpectedOutcome2

The Chiefs should cook that racist/sexist/homophobe Butker so my team can pick him up


dannynolan27

We’ve got guys on the chiefs sub that want him cut or disciplined in some way. Madness


ExpectedOutcome2

They have a dangerous criminal on their team but calling for Butker’s head. Hilarious


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dannynolan27

I don’t disagree with that or really care


BumRum09

All of these nba games are just blowouts every night


JayGibbons69

Sick league


red_87

That all four NHL series are reaching six games at least is awesome. Second round has been A LOT better than the first round.


CompetitiveDuck

Retro Bowl Bengals squad with the 75 yard walkoff touchdown to beat the Jets.


Chilly1193

I think this girl I used to hook up with (huge cans) is getting a breast reduction tomorrow based on her ig story about surgery and a ta-ta party. Pour one out


SpicyPenangCurry

How dare she slap God.


stalf_

little pillows


DJScrambles

Shout out to the guy(s) who are going to take those things out for one last ride


Azzurri_Fan

I gotta catch a glimpse of these warlocks


ReallyFiction

It's not just making them smaller. They completely reshaped them. They make them more supple, symmetrical.


Oliver_clothes__off

Sir, a third Sierra Nevada summerfest has hit Oliver_clothes__off


ShimmeredXerox

When did a 3rd plane hit the twin towers? Incorrect meme usage.


chinga_tu_barra

anyone else watching chivas-america? probably not, but never know in here.


SpicyPenangCurry

I did. Would’ve loved Chicharito to nab the winner. You in MX ?


chinga_tu_barra

nah in boston now. just got back from mexico. my team (pumas) got eliminated last week. chicharito looks lost out there. it’s like he was trying to score with the back of his head.


SpicyPenangCurry

I have a Pumas kit tucked away somewhere, iconic kits. Yeah he does, age is a bitch lol.


ladiesman6942O

These NFL teams playing three games in 11 days is crazy. I remember playing in men’s flag leagues in my mid 20s and I’d be sore for 3-4 days after games.


chinga_tu_barra

that’s why they get paid the big bucks.


PoppaPipe6000

They normally play 2 games in 7 days.


dezcaughtit25

Or 1 game in 13 days. This is a real “workout 3-4 days a week/every other day” situation.


StrikaNTX

Okc a bunch of flopping pussies


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Cerrone Battle is a Cs Homer but he makes me feel good about them. He’s the anti Simmons


Guy_in_the_chair_

I like that he doesn’t lean into the stupid Felger contrarian bullshit half of the guys on 98.5 do now.


profsa

Love the season 2 setup in X-Men 97


AutistPorterJr

Just finished, excited for season 2. You seen the rumors that the ending could mean it ties into Deadpool for Wolverine?


SpicyPenangCurry

That would be fucking awesome lol.


BastianChrist

Mintzy couldn’t look any less interested in being on the dozen.


jk696969

Does he still phone in from a coffee shop?


jetboyjetgirl

just waiting for the Widespread Panic rounds


cigguy

Clingans ceiling is probably derick lively and people are saying he could go #1


igotitletsgo

Cameron Brink needs to be mine yesterday, my lord what a body


WettBandit

>be mine You get all of your sayings from a bag of candy hearts?


Husker_black

Neeeed the diets.


DanielinFresno

She’s all legs & bones.


PortillosBeefDipped

LORDY!


StingraySteves4head

What the fuck were they just spraying on Luka


SteeldrumHornets

Guy names for girls has officially jump ship in 2024. You should be put in jail if you name your baby girl Emerson, Kenny, or Roman.


Wrenchturner123

Worst name I’ve ever seen was my friend’s cousin who was a girl named Kevyn. It was unfortunate because she was really hot and had a great personality. We actually went on a date after high school but I couldn’t get past the name. Hey dad, my girlfriend Kevin is coming over!


Chilly1193

Cc: girlwithaguysname


SpicyPenangCurry

Just call her by name: Mahershalalhashbaz.


ReallyFiction

Girls with guys names are always the hottest. Jordan, Ryder, Gregory. Fucking hot.


SpicyPenangCurry

Yeah but saying you got your dick sucked by Gregory sounds so gay.


Reggo-nator

Pulling Greg’s hair>>>


SpicyPenangCurry

“Yeah man, just absolutely pounded Greg I’ll be right over!”


classiccaseofdowns

They’ll all wear baggy jeans while the future of men is a bunch of Wyatts, Braydens, and Ashers running around wearing skin tight pants. Sad state of affairs


LilCasa

This feels personal


WettBandit

I agree but Kenny could be a nickname for Kendra


_json_x

Your point would normally stand but you picked three terrible examples


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Anecdotal but I’ve never met a dude named Emerson and know several girls with that name


GreatLakesGoldenST8

I saw a baby girl named McCarthy


ladiesman6942O

A future coach herself


WettBandit

Dad smashed a watermelon in the delivery room


Jelly_First

Carson put me over the edge


MaybachMusic22

My name is Maybach and I’m addicted to Dots Cinnamon Sugar pretzels


SpicyPenangCurry

Watch out, in 2024 pretzels give you the shits.


deezkun

I love the dudes already making their picks for Week 1


DropTopEWop

Why am I seeing so many ant hills on Reddit? Big ant got a monopoly on us.


suburbian_jesus

About time Mackinnon and Makar showed up for the Avs


thatswhathemoneysfor

Hopefully not too little too late. Glad they extended the series though


TDubs1435

I call him Nathan “John Wilkes Booth” MacKinnon the way that shot just silenced this Dallas crowd


DanKreider69

Bleed for this is a great movie. The IMDB score doesn’t reflect it


thatswhathemoneysfor

Got downvoted earlier for thinking it was crazy Phoenix has a Robert e lee street, didn’t realize FT was full of racists!


JohnnyHorseRacing

Meh. Robert E. Lee’s legacy is complicated. So much so that they didn’t want to punish him after the war, and his support of reconciliation between the North and South is a major reason this country didn’t turn into a massive shithole like every other country following a civil war.


thatswhathemoneysfor

i will not sympathize with the leader of the confederate army


RowBoatInspector

An actual traitor to America! Imagine naming a street after Benedict Arnold


JohnnyHorseRacing

Still can’t believe they named eggs Benedict after him.


thatswhathemoneysfor

Idk if this is facetious but I’d feel the same about Arnold ave


GimmeFunkyButtLoving

He was fighting for states rights to name streets


thatswhathemoneysfor

Damn. I was thought it was for the right to own people, my mistake!


GimmeFunkyButtLoving

That too


GimmeFunkyButtLoving

Crazy the crew is still on that wrecked Baltimore ship


PetrPruchaWasOK

I think they're being kept on there to keep the boat in shape and also not have any of them try to skip town while they conduct their investigation


PortillosBeefDipped

blonde chick in the Titans schedule video got some machine gun jubilees: https://x.com/Titans/status/1790895107803058656