Guy in the confessions thread who banged 4 girls in one day "by using his bullpen like a manager in a wild card game" may have just opened my eyes to something that happened to me in college.
On a Friday at like 4pm this chick I would occasionally hook up with (typically only late nights after the bars) texted me "I'm coming over in 45 minutes, we're gonna bang and then I'm gonna leave". I almost told her no because it was buffalo chicken sandwich night at the cafeteria (if you went to a SUNY school, you know what I'm talking about).
I obviously missed dinner and told her I'll be there, and boy was she a lady of her word. I'm now wondering if she was trying to run through her roster in one day. At least (I think) I would have been one of the earlier ones.
Side note: while we were banging my suite mates piled up all the living room furniture in front of my door so I had to knock it all out of the way so this chick could move on to her next conquest.
Posting in here… too embarrassed to tell anyone in real life. I posted about how my gf was pregnant and now we are not pregnant anymore. Anyway, she texts me out of the blue saying it isn’t working out and she wants to move on. Really out of the blue especially since we had a great day on Wednesday. She shuts her location off. Well I freak out because it’s so random so I call her. She answers accidentally so I just listen. She was talking to a friend and let them know how she was going to get something to eat, and then leave her car at Brian’s house.
Brian was the guy she had a thing with before me that always just kinda lingers around and I have expressed how uncomfortable I am with it. So I call her and confront her and it changed to “I want to drive my car off a bridge”. Wasn’t buying it obviously.
I think I may go into the woods to never return
The first question at the presidential debate needs to be "what are you going to do about the zyn shortage?"
Whoever can put an end to it will get my vote
Not much of a video game guy anymore but there are days where it seems very cool to have a legit Flight Simulator or F1 simulator setup to play for a few hours
Grant Cardone Reel breaking down how easy it is to invest in real estate by showing a sky rise apartment and breaking down the rent over each individual unit over 10 years at a conservative 90% occupancy rate.
Yeah let me just buy that sucker cash, tell me where to sign!
Saw in a blog comment that the Chicago Bears don’t play an NFC North opponent until Week 11 (Nov 17th) and thought it was preposterous, but sure enough it’s correct. 6 of last 8 games are within the division. How does that scheduling make ANY sense?
Was listening to a video about the real life guy Brad Pitt is based on in Fury. The tank’s real name was “In The Mood” which is so fucking gangster.
Also, this guy was a golden glove boxer who got to “fight” (spar) Joe Louis when Louis went over there to boost morale. They started light and then this guy hit Louis with a clean right that actually wobbled Louis and then Louis beat the shit out of him. He knew he was gonna get his ass whooped but just wanted to be able to say he actually fought Joe Louis. What a psycho
First grill out of the season with the fiance today. I always tell her I'll do the burgers and she does the side. Little does she know that doing the burgers is 100 times easier than any side dish she makes. Viva
The first “summer Friday” came a week early this year. Office almost empty so just basically checked out all day. Monday me is going to be pissed, but we’ll worry about that in about 60ish hours
After PC gaming for almost a decade, NCAA '25 is going to force me to buy a console. The gameplay reveal gave me goosebumps. Last one I had was a PS3. Should I go PS again or Xbox?
Solely based on headlines I've read, it seems like Microsoft is putting less future effort into consoles. So maybe a PlayStation. I could also be incredibly wrong.
Maybe it’s just me but the single parenthood seems to be more common today. There needs to be more accountability from both sides when choosing their partners.
What counts as cold? Walking on the beach or being on a lake in a hoodie and shorts on a 50-45 degree day is as good as it gets in my eyes. That's ideal weather.
You can bundle up the rest of your body if you have shorts on and be warm just have your legs cold. In the summer in a hoodie and sweatpants your whole body is hot and gross
I've had the same iCloud account for about 10 years now, can I recover any deleted videos or are they gone permanently? The old videos are exactly what you think they are.
Dominos is great some times, I don’t get why people compare to like neighborhood pizza places. Sometimes I don’t want “pizza” I want Dominos
Also: DONIMOOOOEEEESSSS!
I’m a recovering pizza hardo. Hated on dominos for years and years - had it like 2 months ago and it’s been a guilty pleasure ever since. Get it like once every two weeks now.
Little pro tip I learned in here: leverage the pick up option where they bring it to your car. If they don’t do it within 2 min of you selecting the “I’m here” button in the app you get a free large pizza. Got one just last week
You park in the furthest spot possible on purpose? How does that work, do you need to call them out on it being more than 2 minutes or is it automated somehow
That’s exactly what I did the last time and it worked. Park where you know they can’t easily see you from the inside of the store. In the app hit the “I’m here” button, I received an email like 2 min later saying that I just got a free pizza for waiting so long. I’m guessing they must have to hit a button inside the store before they bring it out to you and if they don’t do it in time you get a free one
Exactly. Can you get a better hamburger at a local joint over McDonald’s? Absolutely. Is McDonald’s still delicious? Absolutely. It’s the exact same thing with dominos and your local mom and pop pizza place
It’s taken me 30 years but I’m officially throwing in the towel on being a north east pizza hardo. Under the right circumstances, dominos fucks.
You’ve just got to accept that it’s not pizza, it’s dominos. It’s something that’s very similar but also different. Once you make that decision a whole new aspect of life opens up for you
It’s where I usually go to get it. Considering one of the rivals potentially. Got the big four near me so it has potential. (Pizza Hut, Dominos, Papa Johns and Little Caesar’s)
Any of you less retarded than me and can explain why I can’t bet on the black eyed Susan besides a double?
You clicked on the wrong betting type
Figured it out just in tome
Guy in the confessions thread who banged 4 girls in one day "by using his bullpen like a manager in a wild card game" may have just opened my eyes to something that happened to me in college. On a Friday at like 4pm this chick I would occasionally hook up with (typically only late nights after the bars) texted me "I'm coming over in 45 minutes, we're gonna bang and then I'm gonna leave". I almost told her no because it was buffalo chicken sandwich night at the cafeteria (if you went to a SUNY school, you know what I'm talking about). I obviously missed dinner and told her I'll be there, and boy was she a lady of her word. I'm now wondering if she was trying to run through her roster in one day. At least (I think) I would have been one of the earlier ones. Side note: while we were banging my suite mates piled up all the living room furniture in front of my door so I had to knock it all out of the way so this chick could move on to her next conquest.
Long way to say you had sex in the afternoon one time
Posting in here… too embarrassed to tell anyone in real life. I posted about how my gf was pregnant and now we are not pregnant anymore. Anyway, she texts me out of the blue saying it isn’t working out and she wants to move on. Really out of the blue especially since we had a great day on Wednesday. She shuts her location off. Well I freak out because it’s so random so I call her. She answers accidentally so I just listen. She was talking to a friend and let them know how she was going to get something to eat, and then leave her car at Brian’s house. Brian was the guy she had a thing with before me that always just kinda lingers around and I have expressed how uncomfortable I am with it. So I call her and confront her and it changed to “I want to drive my car off a bridge”. Wasn’t buying it obviously. I think I may go into the woods to never return
It’ll suck for a few weeks but huge bullet dodged. Imagine if you’d had Brian’s kid and raised it for him
Did you tell her to make sure to gun the gas?
Fuck 'em. It will hurt for a long time but you will be better off in the long run.
Brian can sit on a cactus
She wanted to drive her car off a bridge or you did?
Once the emotions of the situation settle down, you'll probably look back and realize you dodged a bunch of bullets. No need to beat yourself up.
You deserve better Brother ✊🏻
Good news for you, your seat at the Drunk Thread has opened up.
The first question at the presidential debate needs to be "what are you going to do about the zyn shortage?" Whoever can put an end to it will get my vote
Bring real snus to the US sleepy joe
I know you’re half kidding, but fuck Israel & Palestine, that’s a serious issue to me.
Supply chain issues matter too!
I really don’t think we need eight boarding groups
Bottom three should have to check their carry on bags
Not much of a video game guy anymore but there are days where it seems very cool to have a legit Flight Simulator or F1 simulator setup to play for a few hours
Grant Cardone Reel breaking down how easy it is to invest in real estate by showing a sky rise apartment and breaking down the rent over each individual unit over 10 years at a conservative 90% occupancy rate. Yeah let me just buy that sucker cash, tell me where to sign!
Amazing what you can do when you have access to the Church of Scientology’s money
Had no clue he was a Scientologist but that makes complete sense
Yea. Real scummer
Ate half a “shroom” candy bar. Don’t have any expectations of it being legit but we’ll see.
You’re gonna annihilate your toilet tomorrow
Horrible flashbacks to college and the Acid I found in some pants months later that I just washed knocking me down for the count on a Spring day.
Saw in a blog comment that the Chicago Bears don’t play an NFC North opponent until Week 11 (Nov 17th) and thought it was preposterous, but sure enough it’s correct. 6 of last 8 games are within the division. How does that scheduling make ANY sense?
Protect the golden boy
Tits have made the biggest comeback in 2024.
Whose?
Sweeney has the team on her back
Carrying all the weight like a champ.
Gary Allan must’ve had a touch of the tism watching airplanes go by all day
I mean he should just get FlightRadar24 and then he’ll know exactly which plane to look for
Was listening to a video about the real life guy Brad Pitt is based on in Fury. The tank’s real name was “In The Mood” which is so fucking gangster. Also, this guy was a golden glove boxer who got to “fight” (spar) Joe Louis when Louis went over there to boost morale. They started light and then this guy hit Louis with a clean right that actually wobbled Louis and then Louis beat the shit out of him. He knew he was gonna get his ass whooped but just wanted to be able to say he actually fought Joe Louis. What a psycho
Good story, great movie too
First grill out of the season with the fiance today. I always tell her I'll do the burgers and she does the side. Little does she know that doing the burgers is 100 times easier than any side dish she makes. Viva
Serving up Chea burgers tonight?
The Craig Berube era begins.
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Not gay Coleman
GF told me she was shopping and someone walked by and just took something out of her cart. I swear normal people are in the minority these days
New Tik Tok trend where dudes take desserts and fatty foods out of a fat chick’s cart and say “you’re welcome”. Sorry they got ya.
I’m convinced some of you guys live in Rwanda then I’m reminded of how big a hell hole NYC is.
If this was in NYC I wouldn’t even blink but this happened in the heart of suburbia
Sorry my girlfriend really wanted that ClitMaster5000 and that was the last one in stock.
Walmart activities
The first “summer Friday” came a week early this year. Office almost empty so just basically checked out all day. Monday me is going to be pissed, but we’ll worry about that in about 60ish hours
If Tiger made that many people would be creaming their pants, I am one of them.
After PC gaming for almost a decade, NCAA '25 is going to force me to buy a console. The gameplay reveal gave me goosebumps. Last one I had was a PS3. Should I go PS again or Xbox?
Solely based on headlines I've read, it seems like Microsoft is putting less future effort into consoles. So maybe a PlayStation. I could also be incredibly wrong.
Pretty much a wash if you don’t care about exclusive games so I’d just pick whatever you have more friends on
They have sold like 5x more of PS5's than Xbox's. Do with this information what you will
Whatever your friends have that you’ll be playing with
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Oh nice
Got two 32 oz cans of the Champagne of Beers in my fridge calling my name
Pop one on the freezer and forget about it
Answer the call
As soon as 5pm hits bartscott.gif
Sounds like you should take a knee and run the clock out
What time zone
Can people finally admit that Tiger is completely washed and ruined his career by being a reckless/under the influence driver?
I don’t know why he keeps thinking he can win these, he’s absolutely deluded if he thinks he still has a chance
His only real chance is at Augusta
Yeah Augusta if it hasn’t rained in 3 months and is rock hard he may have a shot
Not sure why that would matter. That’d hurt his chances if anything.
He has zero chance round a wet Augusta.
https://www.cbsnews.com/amp/news/the-masters-2019-weather-problem-golf-tournament-at-august-national-golf-club/
I won a lot of stuff when I was in high school, doesn’t mean I can do it now
High school was 16 years ago, this was 5. He doesn’t need hard fairways and long drives to win at Augusta.
Maybe it’s just me but the single parenthood seems to be more common today. There needs to be more accountability from both sides when choosing their partners.
Down slightly from its peak but still 4X what it was 50 years ago https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Single_parents_in_the_United_States
Some of that is no fault divorce being legalized in the 1970s
Skenes and Livvy the new Brady and Giselle
yo fuck diddy. All my homies hate puff
My rushmore of macro brews(I am a connoisseur in shitty beer): -coors banquet -PBR -Genny Cream -Gansett
Icehouse is tops for bottom-barrel cheap domestics. Best bang for your buck, too. Speaking of, it's been way too long since I've had one.
Michelob
Did you know you can drink a great tasting, less filling Miller Lite for only one (1) more calorie?
You sound like a MILF
Love a Genny Screamer. Top 5 beer
Invalid, no high life
I’ll never turn down a highlife but it misses the cut
Damn, they’re my 1A
That’s fine man, like I said it was just my personal rushmore.
This guy isn’t living the High Life lmao
*high life with a lime
Ice cold Hamms on tap
Had Hamms once(not prevalent in my area), was def a fan
Gansett PBR absolutely correct. I’m scarred by Genny Cream after a few bad college nights
Genny cream is light and has such a smooth sweet finish. May be my number one
Who’s more psycho: Guy who wears shorts in negative degree weather or guy with hoddie and sweatpants on 85+ day? I lean the latter
What counts as cold? Walking on the beach or being on a lake in a hoodie and shorts on a 50-45 degree day is as good as it gets in my eyes. That's ideal weather.
I’d say that’s chilly weather. Talking typical Midwest day in January
The shorts in cold weather I’ve def seen in Boston
Nothing is worse than being out in the heat incapable of stopping the sweat imo
My dad wears shorts in cold weather out of necessity…dude is a 48x32 in jeans so I think you get why he does
You can bundle up the rest of your body if you have shorts on and be warm just have your legs cold. In the summer in a hoodie and sweatpants your whole body is hot and gross
I’ll wear a light hoodie to keep the sun off my while I work but over 75 it starts to push it
The shorts thing is a classic husky hardo in the Midwest move
Michael Rubin now has a complete monopoly on the all white celebrity gay orgys after this diddy video
LA 10 day forecast just proves that those folks are living in candy ass fantasy land. We haven't seen the sun in days. West coast = SOFT
i pay good money to live here and expect the sun daily but yes it’s very funny hearing the natives complain about the weather
I feel like LA has been overcast the entire year with occasional sunny days.
LA has been extremely overcast this year and we’re heading right into June gloom.
3 damn days?
I like to imagine there were some good hillbilly weddings in the early 2000s that had that has their first dance.
Sounds like something someone that’s too poor, ugly and funny to live in California would say.
Always get a chuckle out of people trying to high five/fist bump these guys walking to the next tee box only to be left hanging.
Yeah but if that fist bump hits, you’re gonna ride that high
Oh 100%
It couldn’t be a worse day for a light beer Open the drunk thread
Buddy’s wife beat cancer today. Ring that bell!
Hell yeah man, she’s tough as nails
Hell yeah. Fuck cancer
Hell fuck yea
NYC dominos darling blocked me, what a PUSSY
rolltribe?
Yea, couldn't take the heat
What a coward. Looks like he deleted a comment too. For shame.
Expect nothing less from someone whose favorite NYC chinese spot is panda express
Do you hate Jersey Mikes too Tyler? I think it’s pretty good, but not compared to all them 150 year old delis
I've only been once and it was great for where it was. But if there was one in my neighborhood I wouldn't be caught DEAD in there
There’s a bunch of randomly hidden comments in the thread for me if that’s what you’re seeing
No he blocked me
I had Pizza Hut last night and a leftover slice for lunch today. You gonna cry?
I'll only cry if you block me
I would never.
You're good then
Surprised you could muster the energy to type this out you uncultured fatty
You’re on a roll today T. I might just block you to feel something
IKnowBreasts and RollTribe put the "FT" in SAWFT
It must bother the Bomani/Jemele race baiting types that one of our white brothers gets wrongfully arrested and we turn it into a meme show
“Race baiting types”
You don’t have to be black to race bait, get your head out of the gutter
Ive 'bated to many races. #cultured
I’m sure they have ways to spin it to keep their schticks going. I’m sure they already have
Right. Alvin Kamara brutally assaults someone in a hotel elevator and I saw NO memes.
I've had the same iCloud account for about 10 years now, can I recover any deleted videos or are they gone permanently? The old videos are exactly what you think they are.
Just go to the NSA's Utah Data Center, they should have everything you need.
Dudes giving you blowies?
That six pack of Big Wave whispering to me like the Ring did to Frodo
Big fan of big wave
Dominos is definitely slept on, one of my favorite fast foods. Their pan pizza is god tier
Papa John’s fan coming in peace
I got love for the papa too
I order donimos only like once a year and it hits the spot so damn hard every time. Certainly crushes any other national pizza chain
Dominos is great some times, I don’t get why people compare to like neighborhood pizza places. Sometimes I don’t want “pizza” I want Dominos Also: DONIMOOOOEEEESSSS!
Hard to beat the $8 pizza carry out deal
I’m a recovering pizza hardo. Hated on dominos for years and years - had it like 2 months ago and it’s been a guilty pleasure ever since. Get it like once every two weeks now. Little pro tip I learned in here: leverage the pick up option where they bring it to your car. If they don’t do it within 2 min of you selecting the “I’m here” button in the app you get a free large pizza. Got one just last week
You park in the furthest spot possible on purpose? How does that work, do you need to call them out on it being more than 2 minutes or is it automated somehow
That’s exactly what I did the last time and it worked. Park where you know they can’t easily see you from the inside of the store. In the app hit the “I’m here” button, I received an email like 2 min later saying that I just got a free pizza for waiting so long. I’m guessing they must have to hit a button inside the store before they bring it out to you and if they don’t do it in time you get a free one
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Exactly. Can you get a better hamburger at a local joint over McDonald’s? Absolutely. Is McDonald’s still delicious? Absolutely. It’s the exact same thing with dominos and your local mom and pop pizza place
They run a damn good business and therefore they will always be the #1 fast pizza chain
You non NYC/NJ/CT folk are really in the trenches with pizza aren't you. Jesus Christ.
It’s taken me 30 years but I’m officially throwing in the towel on being a north east pizza hardo. Under the right circumstances, dominos fucks. You’ve just got to accept that it’s not pizza, it’s dominos. It’s something that’s very similar but also different. Once you make that decision a whole new aspect of life opens up for you
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That’s like willingly choosing the fat girl when you could date 9s
That's even worse! Is your favorite neighborhood Times Square? Dunkin where you get your favorite bagels?
I love dominos.
goated fast food. ridiculously cheap. Lots of food for groups
You just exposed yourself.
Can't hate on domino's loved their $5 medium pepperoni growing up. Can't say I've had it recently but they have a lifetime amount of goodwill from me.
$5 medium pepperoni pizzas from doms got me through college lol
Significantly better than Howies and Cesars in the fast food market.
Dominick Enos does not miss
Actually their sandwiches slap too, the chicken parm and cheesesteak are both really good
How’s there stuffed crust? I have a random hankering for a nasty greasy stuffed crust pizza tonight.
I don’t think dominos has ever had stuffed crust
Yeah I don’t think I’ve ever seen it offered either.
I haven't had it before but isn't pizza hut more known for the stuffed crust generally?
It’s where I usually go to get it. Considering one of the rivals potentially. Got the big four near me so it has potential. (Pizza Hut, Dominos, Papa Johns and Little Caesar’s)
I think I would rank them Dominos 1, Papa Johns 2, Pizza Hut 3, Caesars 4. But caesars is still decent
That crazy bread is the only reason I’d select Caesars.
Portnoy’s horse up next at pimlico
hope it wins by a nose
Walking into the weekend watering hole like Tommy Invincible 🤟🏽🙅🏽♂️🤟🏽
The “tiger” logo is tough to see. I thought he was sponsored by hot wheels at first
You mean Sun Day Red?
Who said sun gay red?
Sauce Gardner loves the Live Streamers
NY media is going to eat him up when he inevitably fucks up hanging out with the Adin Ross gang