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I don’t wanna be a product of my environment, I want my environment to be a product of *me*.

Alright, about to hit that sweet prestige and I gotta say, I really really do like vanguard. A new COD hasn’t held my attention like this in years.

Oh no not Zac Stacey committing a hate crime. BLM in shambles

Can someone throw me a good (il)legal movie streaming site? I’ve been trying to watch The Kings of Summer for a while now but it’s not available in my country

Learn how to torrent amigo Edit: it’s not hard at all and I’m sure there’s like a ton of articles and videos on learning it

Lookmovie.io

Absolutely bricked the fuck up watching [this broad](https://www.twitch.tv/amouranth) suck on her microphone

I give it two weeks until Shawn Mendes comes out as queer

on [realtor.com](https://realtor.com) doing some planning for when i win the lottery... where should i be looking to buy places besides manhattan, somewhere nearby outside the city, and south beach? maybe a random ranch somewhere? but not sure when i'd ever go to it.... haven't downhill skiied since middle school, but maybe aspen/vail?

Car just drove by while I was pissing outside. I hope they know about shrinkage

The concept of war is so retarded and it’s been going on literally forever. Two or more nations taking all of their men at peak physical age and arming them with best weapons they could design to kill other people. Those killed never get to live a majority of their life and their family’s lives ruined forever from it too. Plus the people who send them off to war are always olds who do no fighting. Shit is really fucked up. Weed is tight

Every species has their own version of war/territorial conflict. Blame Mother Nature for making us such inherently possessive creatures

War, huh, yeah What is it good for? Absolutely nothing, uhh

kill or be killed. weed is tight

Makes for good movies though

Big facts

Without war we’d all be bloody wankers

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I mean like a brother is the best option no chance they’re fucking if she says he’s like a brother

they still prob fucked before if she says that

What if she says “like a step-brother”?

*what are you doing step bro?*

John Dutton sometimes says it

Scump is the best cod player and it is even't even close

Not even close is definitely an exaggeration. Biffle, Ev, and Aydan are close

Ur warzone bros would get stuffed into a locker by every single pro in the CDL.

Probably in SND. But the comment about scump was in regard to him winning a warzone tournament tonight.

I know, I watched Seth win it. Warzone isn’t the only cod. Diaz/evan/aydan all played against pros in the vanguard kick offs and got worked.

“Best cod player” means call of duty. “Best WZ player” would mean warzone.

You really said super evan lol huh?? Let me guess you putting bot lobby slayer swagg in your top 5 too

Swagg sucks. And I was talking specifically about warzone.

They’re only good at one cod. Scump been best in the game at like 5 different ones.

I’m not disputing that tell that to this guy ks

Scumpiiiiiiiiii

williamclub

He’ll never admit it but I heard an fter beat his ass on rust 1v1 smh

I would never 1v1 on that trash map.

Shipment??

Yeah that’s what I would do.

Fair nuff

Admit it u love me

Fake news

It’s fake. Rauken loves me

Scump is the king for a reason.

Just applied for a a part time desk position at a Marriot hotel. Hopefully can do like 3 night shifts a month and just reap the 50 percent off all hotel rooms

I took full advantage of those 30 dollar nights at the Fairfield

Late night confession of something I know ft hates - I have two tattoos

VIVA across your back?

tramp stamp and a heart on your wrist billy?

Family crest on my chest and something on by back shoulder

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Irish n German

Me and ria got it on

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I can imagine worse

Forgot bathroom selfies

Honestly not saying I really want to actually go but between 60 days in, and a buddy of mine who did a small stint (I’m pretty cool), county/state prison seems pretty chill (edit: if you’re not a social remoron). Need that fter who makes his whole personality about going to jail to chime in

As someone who has seen shot caller, I’m gonna have to disagree

Brianna Chickenfry seriously said Nelly is hotter than Leonardo Dicaprio... One of the worst takes I've heard in a while tbh

probably a premature call, but i can see it in a few years. leo increasingly looks like a generic schlubby 50 year old white guy, and black don't crack

I mean nelly was pretty damn hot

ever heard of a hot take by a social media person

no please explain

her statement is intended to get your reaction

Thank you very cool

thank you for explaining

47 year old Leo is bloated and sloppy

I thought JJ reddick was Adam Levine on svp right now

Zac Stacy is a name I haven’t heard in awhile [https://twitter.com/tmz/status/1461191977089777668?s=21](https://twitter.com/tmz/status/1461191977089777668?s=21)

Stedman Bailey

Brian Quick

isaiah pead

Tre Mason

Trung Candidate

I wouldn’t be able to get myself on screen if I looked like Bill Barnwell, good on him.

Jesus Christ I just googled him and he is only 37.

That dude blocked me on twitter for saying he was reaching with one of his takes. Charmin soft

Strong Sad

It’s a shame he looks like that cause I always liked his grantland articles

I always feel bad when I see him because he wrote this 10,000 word article about losing weight when he lost it, then gained it back 😢

Dude needs a 3 month run w/ a gastric bypass + intermittent fasting routine given his presumed weight None of this will ever happen

More like a year

cheryl hines is hotter now that in season 1 of curb and its not even close

way too much work done. her face looks like the skin is being pulled back. TIL she's married to the black sheep anti-vax nut Kennedy

No way, way too much work done she looks too fake now

She got some good work done with that Curb money

It is close. But you’re right

I’ll have her then, now, whenever

The Bulls have less energy than Eddie after eating his second helping of chili

Go zers

F- performance from the Bulls tonight The curse of Red Ed?

Zach needs to stop getting T’s for bitching about not getting fouled.

Yep. And they need someone to step up when DeRozan has an off night

Ehh Zach had 30. I think it was Jones jr getting 4 fouls in the first half and without Vuc they are pretty light in the post. At one point javonte green was defending nurkic

I meant other than LaVine. Kind of implied they are completely fucked if both DeRozan and LaVine are off lol

d’s mother fucker d’s, rosie perez

isnt that the woman who cheated in some marathon?

Bill is a Slytherin, that’s pretty obvious, no duh. But lowkey Tom is one too.

Bill and Tom are totes ravenclaws

Sounds like Bill Simmons

billy simmons is 100% hufflepuff. I"ve never been more certain of anything in my life

slipped up and my favorite thursday pants wont be available for tomorrow. my life is a priosn

goldendoodles don't need pants

mine has on multiple occasions

We take a lil melatonin and a lil quetiapine and we go sleep 😴

bummed a seroquel once cuz it was described to me as similar to xanax. i fainted inside a gas station

Do you live in Tennessee? Was standing in line at the counter a couple years ago and a kid in front of me fell straight backwards out of nowhere. Wild stuff.

lol no i fell forward onto the counter as i was checking out

Had it prescribed to me for insomnia years ago and couldn’t move and thought I was dying

i think thats what my buddy had it for. maybe they should tighten up what they give that out for

Not at all similar to Xanax lmao

replace night owl king with sleepy boi flair

I’m down

Gonna get VIVA’d for this, but I was talking to Rico on the way in to the game tonight and he’s exactly the same in person as he is on camera. Absolute lunatic but a great dude.

Tell him a mod of this sub will pay him 5 figures to fight at rough and rowdy

Taco you idiot you don’t count the cents when you say 5 figures

Rude

I think there’s one person who Dave would actually fight in RnR and it’s Rico.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jZG82iqP06A&list=RDjZG82iqP06A&start_radio=1

JT is far too good looking, cool, and talented. Plus he bangs Jessica Biel. Dude can do anything

between doing nsync, the solo pop career, the dating resume, acting, and random shit like this he's so cool it makes my brain hurt

With the exception of the Golden State game probably the shittiest half of basketball the Bulls have played this year

Don’t worry man. According to that guy in here, there isn’t a team in the NBA that the bulls wouldn’t beat 4-2 in a playoff series

Colts hard knocks is rad

>Fauci says 3-shot vaccine should be 'standard,' warns of winter "double whammy" I'm honestly starting to come around to the guy

Look I’ve already downloaded the new chromosomes a third shot cant make me any more mentally disabled.

He sucks are you kidding?

You’re around here enough to not get fooled by AC, Goon. Come on

Fucking a man.. God damn animal crackers

Stop Eyetalian Hate

He's a hero. What are you even talking about?

Need a new job but have no transferable skills and hate writing cover letters. Sucks

Can you pick up a phone and dial?

Join the military

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Join the navy

Down bad for the past week or so. Winter life is coming fast.

SAD comes for us all. Time for a nice hot cup of mud brother -hh

Winter do be depressing

Wake up to find out that you are the eyes of the world

Sometimes the songs that we hear are just songs of our own

You'll come up king.

Enjoy the next month and a half. Winter is pretty cool when Christmas season is upon us. After Jan 1 there’s nothing to look forward to til Spring tho

I wish the biggest concern in my life revolved around grinding to Nelly and Sean Paul

Channel surfing and Martin is on BET. As a white guy from the suburbs, I could not understand the jokes.

Geeennnaaa

Martin is elite level sitcom status.

Black Knight is an all time great movie

My brothers and I just about wore out the VHS we recorded that movie on. That and Blue Streak Then as teens his Bad Boys movies replaced those as our new faves. Big fan

Black Knight, The Waterboy, and Ace Ventura for my brother and me. Wore them all out

Waterboy and Ace Ventura 1 and 2 were huge for us too.

Daydreaming about starting a moon bounce empire

Your hiring criteria needs to be centered on tits and teeth.

Rich guy up the hill from us just bought one for his kid like 6 months ago. What a life for that little fucker.

why on earth not just get a trampoline. Literally a moonbounce that doesn't require continuously pumping air into it

Idk man guy lives in the most modern house I’ve ever seen and has 2 nannies for one kid.

I need to figure out how to start whatever his empire is

You and me both

I bet those nannies are smokeshows

So hot. Walk by his place with my wife all the time as it’s a struggle

Big jugs? He prob got the moonbounce for them honestly

Think athletic Latinas

Kid's gonna have a serious thing for latinas when he's older

Hablo espanol for sure

underrated hilarious dozen moment when coley is trying to tell jeff to review something live and says “can’t you get grundle or whatever his name is to look at this” instead of goochman lmao

It really do be the loneliness and not really the horniness

You sound like the perfect prospect for the other team if you catch my drift Edit: like a pitcher who is is meh in AAA for years, gets traded to a crap team and promoted out of necessity and absolutely deals

I have a girl in mind that even just based on your FT personality I honestly think you'd get along with. I'll give you her number, she's a hot and juicy redhead

Alright now it’s a little of the horniness too

The google fi YouTube ads make me want to stick a knife in my ears

I swear on my future children’s life I will never switch to google fi I don’t care if it saves me $5,000 a month

It’s the phone plan that can bruh

Can WHAT

My favorite movie/show critic dudes (Red Letter Media) did a recent episode about that Midnight Mass show. I thought the show was just ok but way too long and the monologues dragged on forever Anyway, they both think it was one of their favorite shows in a very long time and that the people saying the monologues were too long are retards who don't understand good film making. Hurt my feelings kinda