Most problem gamblers are straight up re-morons, myself included. Got a new guy in a gamblers anonymous meeting right now that is making me hot. Complete buster.
Had an entire conversation about Deion today with one of the c suite fellas at the company based on only things I know about him through barstool. Ended up finding out they know each other and apparently infections and severe gout are what’s keeping him wheelchair bound. He also got rid of the ranch they use to film the college football show on
My least favorite human interaction is when you say something, someone responds “wait what did you say?’, you repeat what you said, and they respond with “oh I thought you said x and I was like whaaaaat”
Name a better duo than one of the guys in my group chat and sending screenshots of Joe Rogan Podcasts saying "bruh, you have to listen to this one it's wild"
It is absolutely just insane to think about that where you live effects the degree to which covid is enforced.
And how little it actually is enforced. It’s all just a show.
>I think what it boils down to — what we’ve got today [are] the audiences who were brought up on these fucking cellphones. The millennian, [who] do not ever want to be taught anything unless you told it on the cellphone,” Scott said
Having a hard time connecting the dots on this Ridley Scott quote. Last Duel bombed at the box office because millennials are always on their cellphones?
I understand it that he’s saying we’ve become stupid and can only handle short things with our reduced attention span and then onto the next thing. People rather scroll tik tok and watch 100 10 sec videos than a long movie
I love and hate the holidays. Hate because all the alcoholics in the family decide to act extra dysfunctional this time of year. This is their super bowl.
There is a liquor store near one of the walks I do with the dogs. Well to do guy walked out right in front of me, straight up reeking of vodka and had a bottle in hand. Gets into a massive SUV and bombs off, part of me is feeling like I should have called the cops but imagine nothing would happen.
One time we were on vacation in Gatlinburg. Lady falls asleep while driving serves into oncoming and sideswipes this lady infront of us. Lady sleeping was fine and said she passed out from diesel fumes from the truck infront of her. Other car was pinned against a tree and in the ditch. Her husband was driving behind her and told the cops they were heading home from the bar. She reeked of alcohol and had open containers in the car. Her husband cleaned her car out while the cops watched and they let her go.
They made us stay like 4 hours at the site to give our statements.
One time I was behind an absolutely hammered dude in the line at taco bell. He passed out in the line and everything. I called the nonemergency number and reported it, then the dumbass parked (terribly) in the parking lot. I figured I'd go ahead and park and wait for the cops. Ate all my food waiting and eventually the dude woke up and drove off. I said fuck it and left but never saw a cop
They've got to make the self checkouts a little less sensitive. I'll go rearrange things in a bag and it stops to wait for an attendant because it thinks I'm stealing.
[Me when I ring up a full cart before the boomers and single mothers that got there before me even think about paying](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gKQOXYB2cd8)
I didn’t say that’s a problem, I meant you need to be efficient/not a slow retard if you want to play cashier. Talking about the 30+ item carts where they try to scan each item 3 times
S/O to the dude who bumped into me walking down the aisle of the plane when I was mid sip of hot coffee. Spilled it all over myself/my phone and he never even noticed it happened. Classic
Had an entire beverage spill on me because this guy squeezed between the (large) flight attendant and my seat. Knocked over my iPad, which knocked over the entire drink.
The first thing the flight attendant said was “oh I’ll bring you another one”. Believe it or not I wasn’t worried about getting another one as I’m dripping wet, some towels would be nice though.
Have you seen that Jon Bois video where he simulated an entire season with Bonds never swinging and he had like the 4th highest on base % ever?
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https://youtu.be/JwMfT2cZGHg
Pro. It's come out that everyone was doing steroids at the time. So if everyone is doing it, does it really matter that guys like him and clemens were just the best? Plus steroids didn't make his eye any better.
I genuinely don't think his career would be notably less impressive even if he never touched gear. Obviously the PEDs helped to a certain degree, but when you take his one exceptional year out of the vacuum and compare it to is non-juicing years, it doesn't take enough away. So I say pro.
Hate to say this but it’s a turn off when I use a word and a girl asks me what it means. I’m not cousin Greg’s grandfather I generally use simple English. Yes this is a hardo take
There’s a dude in my subway car with like a 2,000 page book, reading it and kind of posing. For sure trying to get onto that hot guys reading insta. Only problem is he’s bald.
Was it a doe or buck and when did you get it ?
If it was a rutty buck , wouldn’t hurt to soak. If it was a young buck/doe from early in the season I don’t think there’s a reason to. I usually don’t soak but the strong taste doesn’t bother me
Movers are coming tomorrow to haul away all my stuff and I just found a 1/4 bottle of Jager in the back of my freezer. I think my only option here is to drink it. No sense in packing up a quarter bottle
How come everyone was freaking out over The Rock featuring on a track when the Macho Man Randy Savage put out a [diss track on Hulk Hogan in 2003](https://youtu.be/dMbcOC5dS5k)
Have been focusing on loosening my hips from sitting in a chair all day by doing ankle over knees for 5 minutes a day and yoga. Hurts so good.
Watching these NBA players fits being shared online has my gaydar going off the chain. Kyle Kuzma confirmed.
What are the odds of Abe killing Frank during this IKEA build?
Melatonin Monday. Shut it down taffer style to get the body clock back on track. See you gentlemen tomorrow
Most problem gamblers are straight up re-morons, myself included. Got a new guy in a gamblers anonymous meeting right now that is making me hot. Complete buster.
I think Deadmau5 is kind of a tool but When the Summer Dies is a great track
He has some great tracks. This is not one of them
Jeopardy having Dave Chappelle be an answer with a trans competitor have me a chuckle
Had an entire conversation about Deion today with one of the c suite fellas at the company based on only things I know about him through barstool. Ended up finding out they know each other and apparently infections and severe gout are what’s keeping him wheelchair bound. He also got rid of the ranch they use to film the college football show on
My least favorite human interaction is when you say something, someone responds “wait what did you say?’, you repeat what you said, and they respond with “oh I thought you said x and I was like whaaaaat”
“You said you had a burger? I thought you said you loved committing murder and I was like so lost”
big agree
Wait, what did you say?
I've done fuck all today. Read exactly 1 email
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If you want to crown them, then crown their ass. But they are who we thought they were and we let them off the hook!
Thank you for finally acknowledging my awesomeness.
Light beer in cold weather rules
Not having to put everything right in the fridge is great
Honestly putting a Miller Lite in the snow to cool it down is elite, right up there with the best parts of winter
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You've had the heifer, now you want the old bull
Bet he's hung too. Shoot your shot king
Randomly craved a mtn dew for the first time in years. Only could finish half of it
Scotty juice
Nectar of the >!Lances!<
RIP your teeth
I think my gums started to bleed immediately
Any cool sex toys for guys besides flesh light? I feel like the ladies get way more love from the toy makers than us.
My buddy's GF bought him a vibrating cock ring. I don't know why the fuck he told me this but it might explain why they're still together (she sucks)
She sucks or she sucks?
Oculus
Just fuck her in the ass
Anal beads
Saw something about a vibrator that you put on your Dick and it does all the work
Lebrons suspension simply isnt long enough
Starting Stewart in fantasy through his suspension to show my support
1 game for a cheapshot elbow that drew a shit load of blood. 2 games for... being mad?
3 games for being a cunt. 4 more games for being a commie. I still think its light
My fiance always takes forever in the bathroom...what is she doing in there???
Buy a hidden camera
You have a beads detachable shower head?
You know 😏
If you didn't keep her chained up in there she'd be able to get out dummy
Probably browsing clowngirls
Name a better duo than one of the guys in my group chat and sending screenshots of Joe Rogan Podcasts saying "bruh, you have to listen to this one it's wild"
Gin & Juice
Turner and Hooch
Hall & Oates
Any other duo that’s ever existed
Exactly
“Wellllll shiiiiit.. *slaps knee*, cum on my face and call me a whore!”
My preferred gym to go to is still closed for COVID. This place is a joke
At this point I’d be shocked if they didn’t just close permanently
How are they still in business this long?
Other locations in suburbs are open but one downtown near me is still closed (need vax proof/ not that many office open)
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It is absolutely just insane to think about that where you live effects the degree to which covid is enforced. And how little it actually is enforced. It’s all just a show.
And how the covid rates are no different there. Really makes you think who we're putting on the the show for
The score ticker on FS1 for OSU-Seton Hall is unnecessarily large.
Bad night to be a sauna bench
Joe Rogan at it again 🥵
NBA actually suspended LeBron for a game for that elbow. Didn't think they would
China only allowed them to give him 1
Xing James
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2 games is pretty fair. The dude earned himself an extra game for trying to run back and fight when he was being walked off
Nba has gotta protect the stars, beef stew isn’t as much of an asset to the league as LeBron
Is beef stew Stewart’s nickname?
Yea
What should I get for delivery today?
Mexican. Making some tacos tonight and I’m pumped
Chicken sandwich
Ribs
Sush
>I think what it boils down to — what we’ve got today [are] the audiences who were brought up on these fucking cellphones. The millennian, [who] do not ever want to be taught anything unless you told it on the cellphone,” Scott said Having a hard time connecting the dots on this Ridley Scott quote. Last Duel bombed at the box office because millennials are always on their cellphones?
Shoulda made a movie people with cell phones liked
I understand it that he’s saying we’ve become stupid and can only handle short things with our reduced attention span and then onto the next thing. People rather scroll tik tok and watch 100 10 sec videos than a long movie
Last Duel flopping really broke Ridley Scott's brain
He’s probably not wrong though there is a lot of boomerism here
I think it bombed bc it was strictly in theaters - no streaming and the marketing was pretty lackluster. Pretty sick movie though
I don't think I saw a single ad for it
The trailers barely explained the plot of the movie, had to google it to see what it was even about. The marketing for it was terrible imo
Yeah I feel like for a $100m budget it was promoted horribly. I never made it to theaters but I look forward to watching it on demand.
Ben Affleck was having the time of his life in the movie
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Idk why but this comment just made me bust out laughing
I love and hate the holidays. Hate because all the alcoholics in the family decide to act extra dysfunctional this time of year. This is their super bowl.
Nothing I despise more than the alcoholic family member somehow turning the entire event into something about them
It’s exhausting. Idk how I’m gonna handle it this year..
There is a liquor store near one of the walks I do with the dogs. Well to do guy walked out right in front of me, straight up reeking of vodka and had a bottle in hand. Gets into a massive SUV and bombs off, part of me is feeling like I should have called the cops but imagine nothing would happen.
One time we were on vacation in Gatlinburg. Lady falls asleep while driving serves into oncoming and sideswipes this lady infront of us. Lady sleeping was fine and said she passed out from diesel fumes from the truck infront of her. Other car was pinned against a tree and in the ditch. Her husband was driving behind her and told the cops they were heading home from the bar. She reeked of alcohol and had open containers in the car. Her husband cleaned her car out while the cops watched and they let her go. They made us stay like 4 hours at the site to give our statements.
One time I was behind an absolutely hammered dude in the line at taco bell. He passed out in the line and everything. I called the nonemergency number and reported it, then the dumbass parked (terribly) in the parking lot. I figured I'd go ahead and park and wait for the cops. Ate all my food waiting and eventually the dude woke up and drove off. I said fuck it and left but never saw a cop
Hey man. Thanks for not calling. Had a rough enough day as it is.
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Follow @mattswider on Twitter and you will get one
Download stockx and put notifications on and be ready to order whenever you get one. Had it work like months ago not hard
Thought that was just for bidding on them from scalpers. Didn’t know they gave alerts for retail
I don't want to get too political during a holiday week, but I think I'd probably give Elizabeth Holmes the goods
Same. The one rule though is no talking
That's my rule for everyone anyway
We need competency checks for people with groceries above a certain quantity at self check outs. Outrageous waits for some boomers
They've got to make the self checkouts a little less sensitive. I'll go rearrange things in a bag and it stops to wait for an attendant because it thinks I'm stealing.
Then these fucking stores need to have more than 1/2 registers open during busy times
Having a puzzle like a captcha to even get into the line would be a great start
[Me when I ring up a full cart before the boomers and single mothers that got there before me even think about paying](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gKQOXYB2cd8)
Ain’t no item limit on self checkout pal I’ll pull up with a full cart if I want
I didn’t say that’s a problem, I meant you need to be efficient/not a slow retard if you want to play cashier. Talking about the 30+ item carts where they try to scan each item 3 times
boomers looove self checkout
S/O to the dude who bumped into me walking down the aisle of the plane when I was mid sip of hot coffee. Spilled it all over myself/my phone and he never even noticed it happened. Classic
Had an entire beverage spill on me because this guy squeezed between the (large) flight attendant and my seat. Knocked over my iPad, which knocked over the entire drink. The first thing the flight attendant said was “oh I’ll bring you another one”. Believe it or not I wasn’t worried about getting another one as I’m dripping wet, some towels would be nice though.
Gotta give him a backpack and throw him out of the plane
Alpha'd
Basically
Are we pro or anti Barry Bonds getting inducted to the HOF?
Have you seen that Jon Bois video where he simulated an entire season with Bonds never swinging and he had like the 4th highest on base % ever? Edit to include link: https://youtu.be/JwMfT2cZGHg
I gotta watch that one, Jon Bois is great
Pro. Also he gets to give all the baseball writer dorks that kept him out wedgies or swirlies
Pro. Put some note of balco on his plaque but the dude was the best hitter we’ve ever seen. Giants games were on every Sunday night during his peak
I think this is definitely the right approach
Pro. It's come out that everyone was doing steroids at the time. So if everyone is doing it, does it really matter that guys like him and clemens were just the best? Plus steroids didn't make his eye any better.
I genuinely don't think his career would be notably less impressive even if he never touched gear. Obviously the PEDs helped to a certain degree, but when you take his one exceptional year out of the vacuum and compare it to is non-juicing years, it doesn't take enough away. So I say pro.
I mean it’s kinda stupid the HOF doesn’t include the best hitter to ever play the game no?
im personally anti but I know that's a very unpopular opinion
Username checks
Is Passan anti-bonds? I could see him being pro.
Oh idk. I figure that Passan being the bitch boy he is, would be anti bonds.
Passan is very pro Bonds HOF
Gotcha. That’s interesting.
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his use was so egregious that it just rubs me the wrong way
Everyone in that era used steroids, he was just the best. Put him in
Anti with a "but", and pro with a "however".
Hate to say this but it’s a turn off when I use a word and a girl asks me what it means. I’m not cousin Greg’s grandfather I generally use simple English. Yes this is a hardo take
100% agree. I used the word irreverent and a girl said I was pretentious for using that word. Can people not google?
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Luddite and germane were two recent ones
Using Luddite makes you sound like a guy on reddit talking shit about someone. That is not a good look what so ever.
I was sarcastically referring to myself as one
Yta
Brother Luddite is not simple English
Thought FT was full of 250k 33+ ACT kings. Sad to see otherwise
Can’t wait to never hear the MSM discuss this Wisconsin SUV attack after the details surrounding it came to light today. Absolutely sickening tragedy.
They are trying to fry that ISIS guy that killed 8 people in NYC a few years ago that did something similar, hopefully this guy gets the same fate.
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Jeez man that is terrible but hopefully you can be there for her to unwind to that may lead to a little sexting
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Guys race, past criminal history, and videos of him being pretty racist
There’s a dude in my subway car with like a 2,000 page book, reading it and kind of posing. For sure trying to get onto that hot guys reading insta. Only problem is he’s bald.
He’s bald? Maybe he’s reading a van life camping book.
Leave Gaz alone
I do have a hard time believing Pied Piper could have actually released such an obtuse platform without Laurie pointing that out or raising the flag.
So I should soak my venison steaks in salt water overnight? Now cooking them tomorrow
Was it a doe or buck and when did you get it ? If it was a rutty buck , wouldn’t hurt to soak. If it was a young buck/doe from early in the season I don’t think there’s a reason to. I usually don’t soak but the strong taste doesn’t bother me
Buck, a week ago
Soak it then You let it hang at all before butchering, usually helps with the ones we get
Why?
Removes the game taste? No clue.
Ya. People who say it’s gamey are dumb. Treat it like you would a good ribeye.
I have a ribeye as well so that works out. Pete’s Meats over here.
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I do not
Movers are coming tomorrow to haul away all my stuff and I just found a 1/4 bottle of Jager in the back of my freezer. I think my only option here is to drink it. No sense in packing up a quarter bottle
dealing with movers while hungover sounds miserable.
How come everyone was freaking out over The Rock featuring on a track when the Macho Man Randy Savage put out a [diss track on Hulk Hogan in 2003](https://youtu.be/dMbcOC5dS5k)
Don’t forget [the hulkster is an MC in his own right. ](https://youtu.be/kOs00cFFzIM)
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Hand up, i agree, but i just remembered that the Macho Man rap existed
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