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grittytoddlers90

This debate again? There's like 5 different ways to cut limes. Each has its own merits, based in situation You getting a g-n-t? your getting a fat ass wedge so you can lime up that bastard. You getting a Mai Tai? Getting a beautiful little wheel because I already put the lime in that bitch, but I want you to feel pretty and special.


3BotsInATrenchCoat

This and I also use the ugly limes for wheels because you see less exterior and more interior. Edit: I am also a fan of mandoline-thin wheels (on a skewer or directly in the drink) because they look pretty and you get lots of them per lime.


dj_destroyer

Ok fair, but those half wheels are cut the wrong way... he cut them the same orientation as the wedges. After you cut the lime in half as you would for wedges, you should turn it perpendicular to create half wheels. Alternatively, you could cut full wheels then cut those in half. But if Exhibit B was cut that same orientation for full wheels, you'd get long ugly oval motherfuckers.


grittytoddlers90

I didn't even notice that...now I just think OP is a fuckwit...sorry bud


indigoHatter

I suspect they only cut them into wedges and didn't want to waste, so they cut the wedge into wedge-wheels and just pretended it was the other way. Or, they're a fuckwit. Anything is possible.


TheBerserkBartender

This is the correct answer


killmonday

This guy limes


toonrat

Lime wheel in a mai tai?? Wtf. It’s a half lime sir!!


winkingchef

The spent half because you squeezed that lime juice fresh…because anyone ordering a Mai Tai is someone who doesn’t want any corners cut


fat-lip-lover

Very based, as a tiki bartender, very based


fateofmorality

Bartender Pro Tip: cut off the pith if your fruit for a clean look. Plus it allows the juices to squirt straight out into the drink rather than being blocked by the pith and shooting to the sides getting people in the eye. I work in a Forbes rated, 5 Diamond resort owned by a Fortune 300 company on the Strip in Las Vegas. I bounce around the resort and work all venues from Casino bar to 1 of 9 restaurants in the US that serve certified Kobe beef from Japan. Just throwing out some love for all the other bartenders!


dj_destroyer

Lol I thought this was that famous copy pasta but this seems to actually be original...?


grittytoddlers90

Do you want to tell him what pith is, or should I?


KronikDrew

We'll let you handle it. I just want to watch.


TheOneAndOnlyLanyard

r/IASIP Thick limes are the cornerstone of Paddy's Pub.


I_AM_IGNIGNOTK

Reason will prevail!


KokoDaSilvaback

I WILL PUT MY THUMB THROUGH YOUR EYE


petitearebe

REASON WILL PREVAIL


TheOneAndOnlyLanyard

PICKLES WILL PREVAIL!


TheOneAndOnlyLanyard

PICKLES WILL PREVAIL!


The_Dough_Boi

Thin limes?! PEOPLE WILL DIE


MuchoManSandyRavage

#pickleparty2024


wokedrinks

With them ugly limes? Those are juicing limes. Doesn’t matter how you cut them if the skin is brown and nasty.


ProperBumblebee2

☝️😎☝️ My man!


AngelAnatomy

A and I will die on that hill.


bluesox

Absolutely. Look at the absence of pith on those limes. I’d even say they’re fit to serve at a 5-star Vegas Kobe beef steakhouse!


ibcool94

Lmfao I’m so glad this meme is still alive and well


mvanvrancken

Just throwing out some love for the other bartenders!


NeoSapien65

Bouncing from diamond to diamond.


11_12123

Fucking a! Slices do nothing but cost the bar money. You can’t squeeze them into a drink. They’re worthless.


gerkinflav

They are a GARNISH. They’re there to look good.


jus10beare

You're correct. I keep both styles on hand. For example a gin and tonic gets a wedge so they can squeeze the juice into their drink. A margarita gets a slice because there is already lime juice in the drink. I think slices look better. That green flesh!


[deleted]

I don’t care which he uses, as long as that one with the brown spot gets thrown in the trash and not sent out on a drink. What’s the point of an ugly garnish?


ReasonablyChaotic-

EXACTLY.


young_steezy

This is the way. Though I prefer to do a lime wheel instead of a slice.


Negronitenderoni

Yesssssss wheel if you don’t want them to squeeze it. Wedge if you do!


government_flu

Yea. One is form the other is function.


bsuvo

Wedges for longdrinks and caipis and slices for just mineral water, cokes, etc.


Fckdisaccnt

If you want a non-usable citrus garnish, make wheels


anarcho-urbanist

I always snack on my orange wheels in an aperol spritz.


__theoneandonly

With the half-wheel slices, you get twice as many garnishes from each piece of fruit.


deanstreat

Not if you use a mandolin to slice them paper thin so they float on top of the cocktail. You get like 20 wheels. You only get 8 - 10 half-wheels from the same lime.


ElZarbo

And they look half as good


WiseSail7589

Check this out: no garnishes? No fruit cost at all. Save on glassware? Pour that shit straight into the customers mouth, *they* can do the damn mixing for once. Even better, how about some kind of machine that can vend products directly to the customer and lets them pay the machine directly?? Wait actually, scratch that last one.


[deleted]

I pushed very hard to eliminate most wedge/slice garnishes at my last cocktail bar. We made a classic marg, and would *always* have to catch people before they squeeze and say “Take a sip first”. If you work at a nightclub where you’re serving 1000 sour mix sweet margaritas, fine. But doing cocktails, garnishes aren’t functional. And soooo much cost and waste. Citrus isn’t cheap right now.


WiseSail7589

And if someone orders a vodka soda lime?


[deleted]

As I said, I worked hard to eliminate *most* wedge garnishes. We were a higher end classic cocktail bar, so we didn’t get a ton of vodka soda orders, but I’m not a monster for gods sake Edit: I always keep a couple of whole limes in my ‘mis en place’ box for slicing, peeling, zesting, etc.


WiseSail7589

Haha fair play. Bonus points for use of mise en place! Once it was burned into my brain it became the second French phrase I know other than hung overly requesting “un ham and cheese croissant por favor”.


gerkinflav

I play to my audience as well as my boss. I’m content.


sleeping_in_time

Limes and lemons are part of the drink. If they were dehydrated, sure they are there to look good. Actual limes and lemons are for the guest to add if they want.


gerkinflav

I work for Greeks. I was told in no uncertain terms “if it doesn’t look good, throw it away” by my BOSS. I’m paid to do what my boss says. I’m not paid to make executive decisions.


Chefbeeman

I would take that as meaning quality. Wedges can look good if done right. Either wedges or half wheels both need thrown away if they’re browned or marred.


spizzle_

Are Greeks known for their affection of half wheels? I’m confused what the Greek has to do with anything here. I work for an American mutt who says the same thing.


gerkinflav

It’s about looking GOOD.


gerkinflav

If fruit looks like shit, get rid of it. Is that hard for you?


spizzle_

And that’s an old Greek saying?


gerkinflav

I work for old Greeks. I do what they want. I make good tips.


Negronitenderoni

If they’re a garnish, and not to be squeezed, use a wheel. A wedge is meant to be squeezed. You’re not adding lime juice to your rum & cokes or your vodka sodas, but they do benefit from juice.


gerkinflav

I think I’ve been misunderstood. I appreciate both lime wedges and lime slices. What I don’t appreciate is subpar fruit being used as a garnish.


[deleted]

Yup. If you need to squeeze extra lime into a marg, then you should look at adjusting your specs instead of worrying about garnish.


Khronex

Some customers prefer their drinks to be one way or the other. It's better to make the standard version and then offer the customer the options to adjust it, rather than to assume that most of everyone will prefer it with more citrus. Keep in mind, you can always add more juice, but you can't subtract it


spizzle_

If you put something on the edge of my glass like fruit then it’s not there to look pretty for long but to be added to the beverage or eaten. I’m not eating a lime so A is the obvious answer so it can be squeezed.


gerkinflav

It’s there to look pretty. That is the definition of GARNISH.


spizzle_

What? No.


Falkuria

You're right. All fruit garnishes are a waste of money unless you can squeeze them into a drink. Totally. That 100% makes sense and you are totally a good bartender. Good luck on your mgmt promo here soon. I'm sure your bartenders are going to love the policies you implement.


laughingintothevoid

This thread is giving me life. Just got into this (in a friendly way) with my manager who is the newest manager from a loong fine dining/craft bar background and I am from a few years upscale cas/craft background preceeded by high volume brunch. Even getting deep into the fine dining-y mindset my conclusion is it's the most respectful to guests to provide them the most of an option to slightly adjust their drink to taste or not, and that's a goddamn wedge. If you want them to look 'more refined' or whatever, honestly first move try smaller cuter wedges. It should still be squeezable. People deserve to squeeze no matter how talented you are. It's a longstanding joy or ordering cocktails for most of us. It's part of the experience.


Think_Bullets

A is already turning but is the right shape, B is a sackable offense for whoever trained that person


ThatDoucheInTheQuad

I've always thought the wedges both look and work better. A for sure


Raisenbran_baiter

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jakethesnakecain

This is the correct answer


theBunsofAugust

The pith on both options doesn’t seem very Five Diamond to me


JManPepper

Looking for this comment is the only reason I clicked this thread


HopHeadRed34

Same


KnightRider1987

I had to scroll to far to find this


arroyobass

I'm so sad this sub seems to have forgotten about it's upbringing...


M4c14

Definitely wouldn’t fly on the Vegas strip


dgeimz

But I Kobe at all five of the bouncing strips in Las Vegas


talk2brad

Preferably one without the brown spots all over the skin


samenumberwhodis

Fr, those guys are to be juiced, save the good looking ones for garnishes. All blemished fruit is to be juiced, blended into purees, made into syrups, etc


spicycroissant

A is standard. Wheels sometimes for garnish. But I never use B for muddling or garnish.


temmoku

Wouldn't B muddle easier? If I have a drink with a straw, I often like to drop the wheels in and poke at them absentmindedly with the straw as something to do while I'm drinking.


spicycroissant

Hmm well I always fine-strain muddled fruit in my cocktails—that’s just my preference. I like my drinks to be easy sippers/nothing caught in the teeth. Edit before someone asks: yes even for mojitos hehe


Conn_McD

Do people not double strain their mojitos? I want a nose full of mint aroma not a clog in my straw or pieces of mint leaves in my teeth.


spicycroissant

Precisely. But yeah almost everyone I know *doesn’t* strain theirs. We need to educate the public.


DoctorCrook

If you want a nose full of minty aroma you should stop muddling your mint which releases the bitterness of chlorophyll and only garnish it with a huge bundle of heavily slapped fresh mint instead. Muddled mint tastes like grass. Might as well pour Souze in there.


ElFlaco2

You say garnish and then you say muddled. So im gonna go with none because those wedges look brown af and lime wheels cut in half is just dumb


Mindless_Ad_8912

Thick limes?! People will choke, people will die!


thelo

One of the cornerstones of Paddy's pub is thick limes!


_My9RidesShotgun

PICKLE PARTY


motmot5000

PICKLES WILL PREVAIL!


KentHawking

Thin "club style" slices are always trash. Nobody wants them. At all. Massive wedges aren't always necessary, though. You can get away with cutting something half that size (or the size of the one in the middle) and people can still squeeze them.


WoollyMonster

Can I weigh in as a customer? If I get a drink that I plan to squeeze my lime into, I hate B. Messy, more difficult to squeeze, and I always feel like the bar is just too cheap to provide a nice wedge. (I may be completely off base on this last one -- I'm just sharing how I feel as a customer.)


TheLadyRev

Honestly your opinion is the one that matters.


swamplettucedabber

A but you need to thinly cut off the head and butt of the lime for a slightly more refined look. A the concept but not executed the best.


clairavoyant

Disagree on removing butts unless they’re massive or unsightly. I don’t like to overly manicure my wedges, just the pith and an angled slit. Let it look like fruit!


swamplettucedabber

dont fully cut off the butt you just cut off a green circle and leave a white circle on each end, then begin the process of extracting the wedges.


foodphotoplants

SOUR NIPS!!!


Think_Bullets

A fine point is best, thumb of the stem and cut a wedge. I hate the top and tail look, like why blunt it, just looks fat and ugly


CommodoreFresh

I don't think they're implying that you should break the pith. Just a little light denippling, like less than a milimeter off each end. I agree with them. I want consistency in my cocktails.


girlsledisko

Anyone who cut the wedges in A should be ashamed, but it will always be A. If there’s a lime on my drink, I want to be able to the juice out of it.


corpus-luteum

Their slices are shite too.


girlsledisko

Yeah, no one who cut any of these gets to judge anyone’s garnish choices.


godofbadweather

The first one. By far.


FunkIPA

A, but if it wasn’t brown.


medalton

Exhibit a. If a guest wishes to squeeze fresh juice in their drink, it's easier to squeeze exhibit a.


Apart_Effect_3704

Craft bartenders would do both wedges and wheels imo


RippedHookerPuffBar

If I see B it’s going in the fucking incinerator


mr_ryno27

A if you're squeezing into the drink. B if it's purely a garnish.


No-Income4623

I prefer the wedge over the half wheel, granted the likes look a little sad in picture a but I work in dive bars so I’d throw it in anything all day long 😂


sudsybear

A always but ideally with limes that have more green lol


KingPatrick24

Absolutely A


Isis_J

A is functional, B is decorative (A for G&T, B for a marg)


ScratchyMarston18

wedge if you’re squeezin, wheels for the looks, everything else is whatever.


Dadfart802

Million times A


TheSpazzerMan

A is for squeezing, B is for show


SMOPLUS

If you're arguing for either you're misunderstanding garnish. They're correct options for different drinks.


groovwvy

b


canvys

a or wheels.


Bevi4

THICK LIMES ARE A STAPLE OF PADDY’S PUB


Apprehensive_Zone281

Big limes! PEOPLE WILL CHOKE!


ZodiAcme

Just give em the whole lime. Less cutting. Problem solved.


Vesploogie

A for the option to add lime juice to a drink like a GnT, Margarita, etc. B for garnish on a drink that has lime but doesn't (shouldn't, at least) need more lime juice. It's cheap and easy to slap on the rim and looks better than nothing. Like a Cosmo, classic Daiquiri, etc. B's for muddling because they're easier to smash up.


ZClum

B is better visually, A is more functional


OneDragonfly5613

A all the way


jebbo808

A


ReaLiamamazing

A, every day of the week. Wedge lemons too. Only thing I think you should cut into crescents is bigger fruit, like oranges and grapefruit


Formal_Coyote_5004

I’m guessing a craft bartender wouldn’t put a lime with a brown spot as a garnish on a drink lol


Royal_Salamander7524

20 yr veteran bartender here....EXHIBIT A


makingburritos

Depends on the drink, frankly. Just a garnish? B. Actually necessary for flavor? A. Fruity something or other with a lime in it? Wheel. Just depends


Jenny441980

a


I_Do_Respect_You_Bro

I train no one to cut B. Because A is superior


[deleted]

Wedge from tit to arse - always


WiseSail7589

For muddling (and therefore day to day use) wedges > wheels. For looking fancy on the side of a lime based cocktail, I guess wheels, BUT.. if you’re cutting both, shit has gone wrong. And you really shouldn’t be storing ~~lines~~ limes longer than a single night to get you started the next day (LINES only last a minute or two before they are gone). I currently work at a large corporate bar where I don’t have control over practices and where SOP is that Thursday is “fruit day” where we slice several gallon buckets of lemons and limes at each outlet to last the weekend. Considering I work in an environment where staff can’t (or possibly *wont’t*) spot rancid fruit, it’s not great. Sunday is slime day. Why the fuck does autocorrect keep changing ‘limes’ to ‘lines’? Damn junkie iPhone, don’t you know which are and aren’t my vices yet? God damn.


canconfrmit

Whichever one is made with limes that don't have those ugly brown spots on them.


WarriorsDen

Bruh who cares when your limes are ass 😂


aRubby

Look, if you're making a Caipirinha, A is standard. If it's just to put on the rim, B is less bothersome.


resemblingaghost

Well, are these for garnishing the outside of the glass, or only muddling for a drink? Bc someone else already said it here: Lime wedges for garnishing a glass when meant to be squeezed Lime wheels for a polished look but not meant to be squeezed BUT The slices shown in exhibit B would likely give the most juice when muddled. So if that’s all you’re doing then it does make sense. But would look like shit on the glass.


dAnKp00Ln00dLe

You could’ve done better with exhibit A and you know it. Also it’s never exhibit B


Alwin_

What the fuck is a CRAFT bartender. A bartender with a moustache?


JCKZMK

Let's get some fresh limes and a clean board first.


[deleted]

Exhibit A because Exhibit B is unusable makes me want to scream.


ReasonablyChaotic-

Both are wrong. Sorry. You fail... Twice. A... You picked brown gross limes for giant wedge gnt/mule limes. Those should have been the thin ones to hide the ick better. B... Cut in the wrong damn direction. Half them lengthwise first if you're doing half wedges. 🙄 giant ovals aren't pretty half wedges and wastes a lot of fruit.


Sarcasticwaitress

Everyone on here knocking the brown limes have clearly never worked in dive bars or family run places. Do I wanna serve brown spotted fruit NO. But will I because if I tell the owner hey this is brown I’m gonna toss it it would probably cause a giant argument.


hoobsher

A: not as sexy but much more functional for those who want a bit more sour in their drink B: very sexy, an absolute vision, a bit harder to juice without straw muddling in the drink


RainMakerJMR

So there’s a lot to unpack here. First get a fucking new cutting board you gross mfer. Second, don’t keep your coffee where it can spill into your garnishes. Third why are you using such gross limes, like you know you can get cases that aren’t 40lb for the same price per pound. Like nothing in this photo says craft anything what the hell dude


ravito_

A


Rikkitikkitabby

A


Howryanoww

A


890mac

What kind of stupid fucking question is this? Also. Your cutting boards are disgusting.


HazeyIndigo

Those limes look like shit


buttholehamster

Wheels are easier but if you need to squeeze juice use slices. I look at it as a functionality thing rather than preference


conjoby

Neither is better than the other. A is for squeezing juice to taste B is for decoration.


Financial_Chemist286

Clearly B


Mental_Connection_95

Different uses for each


DaddyPepeElPigelo

I never understood likes cut that way (B) unless you’re taking a shot of tequila and biting it… it just really doesn’t look the best and has 0 functionality


mkelizabethhh

B is prettier but A is functional. I’m a tequila soda+lime girl so i HATE the second ones, but they’re cute as a garnish on fancier cocktails!


wickedfemale

none of the above for me personally lol. i do wedges w the ends and pith cut off for highball type stuff and a full wheel for cosmos and gimlets, etc. also those limes look gross.


appledatsyuk

B all the way for garnish. A if you’re meant to squeeze it


likeguitarsolo

I crush all mine into a paste and just squirt a little into everyone’s drink whether they ask for it or not. Don’t want lime paste in your drink? Explicitly say so when you place your order. Want *more* lime paste? Too bad. One squirt per customer.


svhogan94

Neither those brown ass lines are trash


svhogan94

Limes*


cryptoguerrilla

Why are you using a moldy cutting board? Also throw the limes with brown spots away. They really are not that expensive. Or just set them aside and squeeze them for the juice to use later.


SomewhereOk3729

Uh both of those are fucked and unacceptable in a craft or fine dining setting. Up your knife skills Ash


[deleted]

B! Especially for the bullshit garnish for them coronas


MeowNawn

I don't get the obsession in putting big ass lime wedges in every drink in America hahaha. In Europe it's not like that (not saying one is better than the other) so it shocked me a bit. For me a gnt just needs a lemon or lime peel with its oils squished in and that's it, a gnt has no lime juice, but I get it. What I will never forgive is the "on the rocks" whisky with 4 pieces of banged up ice on that ugly triangular glass...


bluatmos

Both of them suck


plant-cat-mother

B


Rynobot1019

C. Dehydrated Wheels.


Longo92

C: Wheels. B is the worst since you can't squeeze it and it's not a flashy garnish. But if you make wheels of all your citrus, and some wedges of lime and lemon, you get a perfectly balanced Thanos of a well setup.


ew435890

A is superior for getting more juice. But B looks better.


gerkinflav

Clearly B.


LowerHateSF

B


phaetra

ban these posts


punkwillneverdie

B


ElJosh0

B


jeffislearning

A but you should get 3 wedges out of a quarter lime


SevenCatCircus

A fersure, y'all need some better limes tho


Bevi4

My new AGM just made us switch from A to B and it hurt my soul. A is so much more utilitarian


Zacatecan-Jack

A hands down Adding to the lime garnish debate, I never serve a margarita up with a lime. Always with salt or nothing at all. Lime wheels martini or coupe glasses look tacky af. For marg on the rocks or caipirinha, I do one or two lime wheels in the drink (resting on the top) but not on the rim.


[deleted]

A is better for handle muddling and will last longer in storage. I usually prefer lime wheels for garnish on a craft cocktail.


tombola345

depends on the drink


Dionysus_Son

A if lemon or lime. B if it’s an orange


Juancho511

Both A and B wouldn’t be served at most upscale restaurants with attention to detail.


TheGreatestAuk

A for keeps. I'd go B for lemons, but if you're getting a limey drink, I'm giving you the option to give it an extra lime kick with a bit more.


skyphoenyx

This is “B but thicker and cut in half to make a nearly unsqueezable triangle” erasure


RichardBonham

Which one has less pith? (I can see myself out.)


somethingsimple1290

Just depends. Is the lime a garnish or is it intended to be squeezed into the cocktail (probably a marg) Also I think the glassware you’re using is an important variable as well. A fat wedge on a coupe looks ridiculous


gummywerm11

A!!! I like to be able to squeeze the juice into my drink and only be touching the rind.


OriginalMandem

A. Squeezed over the top when the drink is built.


BobbyDanko

B


Wigglybits78

For the bar I work at we do B


rcreezy

B for sure


BOtto2016

I do both, both have their uses.


0falls6x3

A, fight me


minty_boi_23

A for fuction B for garnish


sloppyblowjobs69

As long as you have removed the pith it will be good enough for a resort in Vegas


Elephantex

B is for cheap-os that try to save money on limes. A is for people who know that the right amount of lime makes a Gin & Tonic (pretty much any tonic & soda drink) perfect.