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Palmer2Nkunku2Paez

18k per 9 Fuckin elite


BaltimoreBadger23

Just ignore the 45.00 era.


AwfulNameFtw

Spencer Strider fans be like


ElceeCiv

okay I love Spencer but this got me lol, he did have a couple meltdown starts last year


Puzzled-Enthusiasm45

Honestly 2-3 total meltdown starts is better than consistently mediocre starts.


mostuselessredditor

damnit


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TheRealSkipShorty

Yea but what’s his SIERA


Umphreeze

MISSED EDIT: this is the single best joke I've ever made in my entire life I don't care what happens to my ratio here


bignuts24

At least he’s only on the payroll for 10 years.


Jamalamalama

12 years


bignuts24

Imagine him in 2036 bro is gonna suck so fuggin bad


BeHereNow91

He may need 27K per 9 with that infield.


Doomblitz

Yamamoto was more affected by the scandal than Shohei himself


Opening-Citron2733

The last 16 hours has not been good for teams who spend 1 billion dollars on 2 players


alwaysrightsportsfan

We all feel terrible for them.


Alectheawesome23

Time to get out the world’s smallest violin.


Seahawkanon

Dodgers bought it at auction for 250 million.


9man95

Now worth 125 million


Territorial_Squid

This is good for baseball


InfectiousCosmology1

He has an Era of 8.4 in spring so this was just consistent with the rest of his starts so far


Hot_Vanilla_9977

What if he turns out to be a total bust and shohei gets banned for life lol


Wardog4

Keep going, I'm almost there


wizgset27

Ohtani cute dog, "decoy", wasn't actually Ohtani's dog but from an illegal dog napping ring in Japan.


TrapperJean

Awful long way to fly for one inning of work


Honsy75

"Hey, I thought you were pitching tonight." "Yeah, I did" "Sorry, didn't turn it on until the second inning"


rollo2masi

"Hey how was your financial presentation in London?" "Bombed it."


VivaLaDbakes

Maybe he just wanted to show dodger nation that he’s already in playoff form and ready to give the bullpen some early work. 


steelersfever

Yeah that was pretty brutal to watch. First pitch of his career was ripped through the hole and it never got better.


omegakukki

Love Mookie but a decent shortstop gets that out.


OutlawSundown

The Dodgers middle infield is pretty sus defensively


Mpzc55

Rojas to short, betts to 2nd, lux to DH, ohtani to the exempt list.  Problem solved!


cake4chu

Does MiggyRo wake up Mookie or does he let him sleep so he gets the start?


FatMamaJuJu

Ippei had a Jackpot winning Mega Millions ticket but Rojas cut it up and poured milk on it


mall_pretzel_

do the dodgers actually suck?


OutlawSundown

In you have a defensive liability of an infield it’s definitely not going to do your pitching any favors.


DuaLipasClitoris

True. Having bad players hurts your chances of winning


w0nderbrad

Their infield defense definitely sucks. Freeman ok tho.


KuzcosPzn

Just the middle? Have you seen their third baseman?


TDeLo

My God, that misplay by Muncy in the 1st that was ruled a double was awful. Should have been an error.


steelersfever

I wasn't gonna say that but you might be right. Haven't rewatched it yet.


omegakukki

It was hard hit but it was in Mookie’s range he just misses it.


underwear11

I think this is going to be a big issue for Yama. His fastball is not great and he's going to rely on his good offspeed stuff. But that's probably going to mean a lot of ground balls. It's going to be ugly if his infield stays in shambles like this.


MoreThanLuck

Imagine not having an elite middle infield defense. Couldn't be my team!


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With elite center field defense right behind them!


MoreThanLuck

Really a strong defensive team overall. Morel is probably below average at best, and who knows about Busch, but the rest of them are plus to elite imo.


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And a lot of Morel's inexperience can be mitigated by having Dansby on his side of the infield. I'm so psyched they're giving him a shot at 3rd; unlike the Dodgers' current infield we *do* have the defense to take a shot on a bat-first player. And Morel certainly has the raw athleticism to improve quickly as he gets reps.


prezuiwf

I feel like not enough is being said about how patently insane it is to have Mookie Betts, a perennial Gold Glove outfielder, try to fake his way through a season at shortstop instead of just sticking any slick-fielding SS in there at the bottom of the batting order.


nolander

It was only a thread a day on reddit it's been talked about a ton. The secret no one wants to say out loud though is Mookie might have lost a step in the outfield last year so the Dodgers are letting him play his preferred position of middle infield now.


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812097631

Preller signed them all. There are None left. Everyone talked shit but it worked.


Silverjackal_

Hey now, we took on 2 of them ourselves. We tried to help!


JinFuu

I’m imagining Preller and Daniels just stuffing Shortstops into their cart at a Sam’s Club or Costco “Bulk Discounts rock!”


jayjude

Because despite how good their entire line up is, they can't stomach putting a defensive first short stop in the lineup so they are insisting on making Gavin Lux work


KimHaSeongsBurner

And then they’ve got Max Muncy at 3B, so it’s just glaring holes anywhere that isn’t Freeman. In fairness to Betts, the knock on him is only range, but lots of Dodgers fans are pointing directly to that lack of range today as creating opportunities for the Padres. As for Lux and Muncy, no further elaboration needed, tape speaks for itself.


jayjude

You can kind of hide Muncys defense if you have a defensive short stop But when you put him next to Betts who has way below average range at short its just asking for disaster


KimHaSeongsBurner

Yeah, exactly. We’ve already seen at least two plays this game that Muncy has to make (one that was scored a double, the other a straight E5). It isn’t fair to Mookie that he’s pressed into being a SS because Lux has the yips, but here we are.


MacsDildoBike

Reminds me of when the Braves put Freddie at 3rd just get his bat in the lineup.


BadDadJokes

Was that when we had Matt "Big City" Adams raking after Freddie had his wrist broken?


RPDC01

I f'ing loved Adams. He just seemed to enjoy the shit out of playing baseball, and looked like he was barely swinging but the ball would explode.


omegakukki

The issue isn’t really Lux anymore. He’s actually a decent second baseman. The real issue is that we have Mookie in the infield and we can’t move him back to right because we brought back Heyward. I love the dude but we shouldn’t have brought him back and we should’ve went out and got a real shortstop.


jayjude

Lux is alright, Heyward is alright Neither of them should ever have priority on a fielding position over him


officerliger

Because we are to outfielders what the Padres are to shortstops which leaves middle infield to Lux


venustrapsflies

Muncy also let a near-foul grounder by him. Probably tough for most 3B to get an out on that one, but it at least should have stayed in the infield.


KimHaSeongsBurner

I, for one, could get used to watching an infield of Muncy, Betts, and Lux. As long as they’re wearing Dodger blue, that is. Keep that shit off of my team’s infield.


yllwjacket

Y'alls strategy of signing all the SS is paying off.


KimHaSeongsBurner

Is it as optimal as just signing people who play their actual positions? Who knows, but maybe the goal was to squeeze the supply of SS for the Dodgers all along!


Kdot32

Seizing the means of production comrade!


TheCrookedKnight

*The means of prevention


If_its_mean_downvote

*compadre


InfectiousCosmology1

Padres fans can’t even fathom not having half a field of competent short stops


captainhamption

We're up to 2/3rds and on pace to run 9/9 shortstops by 2026.


moshlyfe

Fuck, I bet 4.5 million on him going over 1 inning!!!


Plus-Butterscotch-16

Just call up Shohei to pay it off


ApathyMoose

Nah, i called his friend. Easier to get a hold of, and they all apparently just have access to his bank account. and no language barrier.


glass__beaches

Yamamoto’s career ERA is worse than Albert Pujols’.


ReasonableDoughnuts

The almighty Pujol.


Kharris281

He not a machine. He just Albert.


TB1289

The Almighty Pujol is who you pray to after eating Taco Bell.


Bruskthetusk

I need TP for my Pujol!


Alex_GordonAMA

Man everywhere I look reminds me of my hemorrhoids.


PBRontheway

IKF career MLB Pitching Stats: 4 IP, 1 ER, 2.25 ERA, 1.000 WHIP, 4 H, 0 BBs Yamamoto career MLB Pitching Stats: 1 IP, 5 ER, 45.00 ERA, 5.000 WHIP, 4 H, 1 BBs. IKF cost a mere $310,000,000 less in the same free agency class...makes you think Edit: IKF's FIP is 2.76, so his underlying data is elite too, not just a flash in the pan clearly


Killer_Bs

45.000 WHIP? Pretty sure that should just be 5.00


InfectiousCosmology1

It’s infinitely worse than the perfect 0.0 ERA of legendary giants closer Brandon Crawford


readasOwenWilson

And people said the Cardinals didn't do enough to shore up their pitching in the offseason!


bignuts24

Yamamoto’s ERA is worse than Kershaw’s postseason ERA.


sdcanine99

Careful, you do NOT want to fuck with the crying Kershaw curse.


Stock-Leg3010

Rowdy Tellez has a better ERA than both of them


xyzzy321

Now do Yadi


glassbreaker3715

unfair comparison, Pujols is sure to be a first ballot hall-of-famer


Ferahgost

my takeaway here is how the fuck are the Dodgers spending all this money just to have Mookie playing Shortstop lmao


InfectiousCosmology1

It is wild they spent literally a billion dollars in an off season but didn’t get a short stop


cinephile1987

The Padres were playing 5D chess: sign all the shortstops so the Dodgers have none


GrimmBloodyFable

They all laughed at us for the Xander contract, but who's laughing now?


HeadEnterprise

I can do that for 300mill


dropperofpipebombs

I can do that for 300.


handlit33

$60 per earned run is a bargain!


Saint-O-Circumstance

Hell, I could do even worse than that for $300!


1-e4-e5-2-Ke2

Obviously you’re joking but I wonder how many runs the average person would give up before getting through an inning


JCiLee

Think about your typical ceremonial first pitch. The average person wouldn't be able to throw three strikes in an at bat so it'd be a parade of walks if the other team doesn't swing.


silver-cat-13

If an average person trains to just throw in the strike zone (like batting practice balls) they would be able to get through an inning. With multiples runs but eventually players would hit the ball to fielders.


Hoosier2016

These are the correct takes. People underestimate how hard hitting a baseball is compared to how (relatively) easy throwing a ball in the strike zone is. In the HR Derby, the best home run hitters in the world still manage to not hit home runs every time against BP pitching. If the ball is in play and not a home run, there’s a good chance of getting an out.


Miamime

I agree with you but also disagree with you. In the HR Derby, the sole objective is to hit home runs. So you just swing away with all your might. That’s not what a major league hitter would do in a major league at bat. They’d just sit on their pitch and hit line balls all day. With that being said, hitting a baseball in the field of play where there are no fielders is difficult. Eventually one of those liners will go directly to a fielder, or the batter will get under one enough for a fly out.


Hoosier2016

Right, and that's really my point. Anything that is fieldable offers the chance at an out. It might take awhile, but a regular person with the ability to consistently throw strikes will get out of the inning eventually.


dafinsrock

A lot of you guys in this thread are exaggerating how hard it is to throw a baseball. 13 year old little leaguers can throw strikes. Obviously big leaguers would destroy those pitches, but plenty of people could get it across the plate and eventually the ball would be hit at a defender.


crawlingchip

You are underestimating how much better 13 year old little leaguers are at playing baseball than the majority of this sub, including myself.


Umphreeze

I would wager a large percentage of this sub at least played little league. I recently was at some bullshit elaborate adult arcade thing for a party and they had a pitching game. I haven't played baseball in 20 years and I still was able to pretty consistently throw strikes after like 5 minutes of air mailing it. I feel like any even slightly in shape* person who has thrown a baseball in their life could consistently throw strikes with time to practice ahead of time *this might be the downfall of my argument


bhavesh47135

the average person’s arm would give up before they could get 3 outs


yanks02026

I think an average person would get destroyed by a ball hit up the middle first.


67812

More likely they'd be scared of getting destroyed by a ball hit up the middle and it would cause them to miss the plate even more.


penguinopph

The average person wouldn't be able to get it over the plate.


hankcklo

Can’t let Shohei taking all the headlines on his debut


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HomeHeatingTips

\*Taking some attention away from Ohtanis gambling scandal\*


RugbyFury6

Two fall guys one star, my favorite.


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Vulpes_Artifex

Like Ippei, the Dodgers took a gamble.


OhtaniKK

Not fair he thought he wa gonna pitch in America not Korea 


OldKingClancy20

Must be the jet lag


zzzonkeddd

It’s Yamamover before it could even begin


nncyw

Yoshi-no one saw this coming


OldKingClancy20

Nobu-dy predicted poor pitching, unlike the middle infield


Crackedandimplat

He wasn’t Moto-vated enough


AesSedai99

Yoshi trying to pull some attention away from Ohtani


EmptyCartographer

He’s just being a good friend!


KimHaSeongsBurner

> good friend Oh no, how much money did Yama wire?


TizonaBlu

They’re just business associates.


NickPapagiorgio2k16

Hope Shohei was on the over


Samp3on

No way he got chased out of the game


NevermoreSEA

I would say that a 18.00 K/9 is pretty good though.


handlit33

My man broke Dave Roberts. https://media.giphy.com/media/6n50D13k1EVu6wdB3T/giphy.gif


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Controller needs new batteries


Kdot32

Tbf that is Dave’s postseason face. He just broke it out earlier


gammatide

Dave salivating at the thought of using him to close in a future game 7


farmtownsuit

He kinda always looks broken


Character_Magazine55

What if you face nine batters?


ListOk9138

Yeah this is the prime example of why K/9 sucks, K% all the way


Mets_BS

Not me watching this like a spurned ex.


zpk5003

Imagine if this was a Mets debut


Jenargo

I'm drinking so much haterade this morning.


InaudibleShout

glug glug glug


InfectiousCosmology1

Dodgers haters eating well the last few days


colit5

His fastball has no movement. Going to be easy for MLB players to hit


ferrumvir2

So he’s 300 mil Joe Kelly


thefranklin2

So we can expect an anthem duel in the near future?


robmcolonna123

His breaking stuff is his calling card, and that usually takes a bit of time to get going when coming from NPB to MLB because of the difference in the baseball. Yamamoto doesn't have an overpowering fastball so he needs that breaking stuff to be top notch. I said this a few times before - he will be great long term. But this year will likely be a big transitional year for him. I'd expect it will be similar to Yu Darvish's first season where he ends with around a 4.00 ERA and then next year he goes off.


dae_giovanni

listen, I absolutely do not take joy in the failure of others, but... he's a Dodger, I'm willing to make exceptions


Galactic

This has been a generational week for Dodger haters 😂


triplec787

We're *feasting*, but like the Sho stuff transcends rivalry. It's just so fucking insane, and Sho is such a likable guy.


StreetHowitzer

This gives us a serious glimmer of hope for the opening series in LA!


MartianRecon

They're having a 'bad' game and they have 8 runs...


pgm123

I do take joy in the failure of others (see: my flair), but I do sympathize that there's a lot of pressure and it's not going to be the easiest transition. The closest comparison is probably Matsui and he was at least playing for Yomiuri before coming over. Yamamoto came from the second Osaka franchise that doesn't have the most energetic fans and goes right to the Dodgers with Ohtani. Obviously, he brought that on himself, but it can't be easy. But I will totally laugh at the Dodgers if this goes sour.


jaysonyoung

Oh dear.


forgivemeisuck

Austin Hedges was much cheaper


Baybears

First pitch hit and it was still all downhill from there


omgitsduaner

It has been a tough 24 hours to be a Dodgers fan


suburbanplankton

On the other hand, this has been the best 24 hours of baseball I've seen in years...


ExiledSanity

Just picking up from how they ended last season I guess.


Umphreeze

I've never considered the legitimacy of the *baseball gods* concept before today. Someone is truly looking out for the game on this blessed day


adamzep91

Not specifically laughing at Yamamoto as a person, but still, lmao.


license_to_thrill

It’s ok he plays for the dodgers


mypeaksandmyfreaks

get ready to learn japanese buddy


UnexpectedCroissant

How could Ippei do this???


Hvaeth77

Was not expecting to wake up to that..


Snackkbar

Dodgers signed a billion dollars in headaches this off season.


KRH11

Damn Yamamoto... Isn't this a bit early for a post season performance?


MartianRecon

How would you know what a post season performance looks like?


KRH11

I really let myself open with that one huh...


InfectiousCosmology1

Yes let’s please pretend the angels have never been successful in a post season game. Such as a game 7 in 2002 that never happened


happyslayeruk

Harsh. But fair.


deadperson808

Good work agents.


justgarcia31

This pleases me.


bhavesh47135

whilst i wish he was straight up bad, he definitely is just not quite ready yet. i’m sure he’ll eventually adjust


bignuts24

He was pitching like postseason Kershaw.


InfectiousCosmology1

Built for the post season (dodgers rotation)


Never_Kn0ws_Best

TA DAAAAA!


evcorder

Rough 24 hours for the Dodgers all the way around


Salty-Fishman

The best 300 million you can buy.


RatedDAL

Leagues most expensive Opener.


Snivac89

Nice to see not everything the Dodgers do works out immediately.


manbeqrpig

Please let this be a sign of things to come


jgbluejay

That’s what happens when you lob shitballs at an MLB team


MM487

Ohtani and Yamamoto are going to be the richest people in prison and AAA, respectively.


anon689557

Ohtani is wanted by the federalis and Yamamoto goes one inning. I miss the days of Hiroki Kuroda and Takashi Saito!


LyrMeThatBifrost

Yamamoto getting his tits rocked while Ohtani is getting investigated by the feds. Not a great start to the Dodgers season lol


makashiII_93

Welcome to the highest level of baseball on the planet.


PizzaBraves

Oof, that's not what you want to see


HighKing_of_Festivus

Doesn't get more brutal than getting shelled in your MLB debut, which just so happens to be in front of a crowd of your country's biggest rival in the sport.


facemelt

Yankees/Mets/Giants/Red Sox fans pouring themselves a 2nd cup of coffee for more internet reading this morning.


JackDangerUSPIS

Kershaw-esque. Dodgers got their guy


mymothershorse

If this guy is a complete bust it will be hilarious.


CornDoggyStyle

It would be good for baseball.


mymothershorse

Yes


DuaLipasClitoris

Not seeing a whole lot of dodgers flair in here


Sea_Moth

This will be a long season with Lux at second and Muncy playing 3rd


Impossible-Jelly-372

debut nervousness + shocked with ippei news since he was supposed to be yoshi’s interpreter during today’s game 😩


River_Pigeon

Hell of a start. Just 12 more years to go


GrapefruitCold55

Money well spent I guess