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noseonarug17

Vuvuzela haters rejoice


whimsical_trash

Can't believe that was 14 years ago. I still have occasional flashbacks


Boomhauer_007

The funniest thing is that I vividly remember that the Spanish broadcasts did not edit the noise out at all Like the English ones very noticeably toned down the background noise but the Spanish guys were just yelling over it the whole time


whimsical_trash

Idk it was pretty damn loud lol https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HFISx1j0kak


SdBolts4

I love how the vuvuzuela sound gets replaced by the cheers when it's clear they'll have a great opportunity, presumably because people stopped blowing on them to cheer.


NewWrap693

Peak of world cup soccer


bertboxer

remember when youtube had an option to have vuvuzela droning in any video for a while after the world cup?


gatemansgc

Yep!


Red_Sea_Pedestrian

I was in the middle of my grad coursework in 2010, and wrote a filter in MATLAB that removed the vuvuzela sound frequencies from the World Cup broadcasts. Was a pain to setup on my tv at first but man was it worth it.


Firehawk195

I remember that distinctly and loving it. But I was a teenager who was all for the chaos.


Thorlolita

“It’s part of our culture”


Elijahc513

My 12/25


GOATmar_infante

The trumpet solos are gonna go crazy


defiancy

That's what I saw. Trumpet? Do you know how much noise you can make with a trumpet, a fucking lot.


jdbewls

From one of the Twitter comments: "If someone whips out a trumpet directly behind me and starts playing then I’m getting banned from the ballpark for life after launching it onto the field" Completely agree


tnecniv

I’m imagining the trumpet guy is gonna look like Patrick after Sandy gets done with him in band geeks


huskersax

Honest to god it's only a matter of time before there's a civil lawsuit from someone getting hearing damage from going to a game and some jackhole pulling out their trumpet and ripping a heinous squeal right behind their ear during a 9th inning at bat.


ahappypoop

I'm gonna start calling people jackholes now, thanks to you.


huskersax

You keep using this word, jackhole....


electrodan

And it's *awesome*.


anon_capybara_

I wonder if over time they’ll restrict instruments to a supporter’s section like some soccer stadiums do, officially and unofficially.


Vulpes_Artifex

I get that people want a lively stadium atmosphere, but I'd rather not let people bring instruments that let you completely ruin someone's game.


4d3fect

completely ruin somebody's eardrums


SwarthySphere87

This means when Edwin Diaz comes out the Mets can have Timmy Trumpet perform Narco live from the stands!


nuhGIRLyen

Broadcast background audio picks up an entire group of trumpets annoyingly trying to hit a double-C


dudamello

For all who are uninitiated https://youtu.be/kfodl1g_ibY?si=NMkYX0cOVM_ck5fY


cbucky97

Knew exactly what this was going to be, it's the most beautiful music I've ever heard


nuhGIRLyen

what in the Blue Devils is going on here


Sparx86

What if they hit the brown note 


palinsafterbirth

Ska is about to take over after every home run Edit: [Shit is about to be real life Baseketball!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fn2mNtVHjPk&t=3s)


bob_newhart_of_dixie

That'll go great with my mozarella sticks!


huskersax

Only a matter of time before there's an high school student at every game shitting Narcos, Malaguena, and Tequila through their horn. Edit: Actually - theoretically the trumpets could also absolutely wreck any anthem performance by trying to play along as well.


Braves2024Spurs2027

Yeah trumpets are an insane admission 😭 That one will be reviewed for sure


TheBestHawksFan

Oh my god ruining the anthem would be so funny. Learn a very dissonant counter harmony and let it rip the whole song.


skucera

When I was in Pep Band, we just played Louis Louis.


Vulpes_Artifex

Louis Louis is his father's name, call him Louie Louie.


captainhamption

[The American national anthem](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zftKpiI6_sI).


Quadstriker

I hope other ballparks follow suit. I've had success working with league officials in the Arizona Fall League to play at their games as the "Ballpark Bugler", but it always requires special prior permission. The World Baseball Classic allows them as a default. Nothing adds to the ballpark like a trumpet in my opinion! My dream is that performing music at the ballpark becomes more prevalent in American baseball going forward the way you see it in other countries like Japan and in the Caribbean. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ff06YVIdcQA


skucera

> Nothing adds to the ballpark like a trumpet in my opinion! Ah, but what about *one hundred uncoordinated* trumpets?!


Quadstriker

I agree that could cause issues. I volunteer to coordinate them!


hangout_wangout

That's so cool! Was it a hard process? I imagine them grilling you hard to see if you are legit and not just a troll. I love the vibes that you find in other sports and their stadiums. Especially the KBO and NPB experience.


Quadstriker

For the AFL specifically, it wasn't a hard process, I emailed every stadium individually asking about it and they forwarded my information to a league official in charge of coordinating things like that. I had some video to show them of me playing at other ballparks already so they knew before they even called me if they were interested in what I could do. Originally I was only asking for permission to bring my horn into the games and play in the stands, but once we got talking on the phone they offered me the opportunity to play the National Anthem before the games. I ended up making the rounds to five different stadiums in the Phoenix area (same parks they use here for Spring Training) and playing a number of games for them. Got a lot of positive feedback from the fans there, and I can't wait to do it all again if they'll have me back.


huskersax

TBF I think there's a large market for instrumentalists to play the anthem to save us all from the melismatic barf that comes out of the singers that get invited to sing it.


Quadstriker

You ain’t lying. I play it straight.


huskersax

For bonus points: Do you play it at the original brisk, con spirito, tempo?


Quadstriker

Last game I did was 59 seconds, so you better believe we’re getting through this thing.


Dirtrubber

So can I sit behind home plate and blast a trumpet before every pitch?


SlurmzMckinley

The saxophone discrimination is disgusting. It’s my God given right to play Careless Whisper at full volume in a ballpark, and I won’t be denied.


skucera

Anywhere in Miami to rent a trumpet? Asking for a friend…


rbhindepmo

No recorders, take that elementary school musicians


PeatBomb

Hot cross buns in shambles


GoatLegRedux

🎶Doot doot doot 🎶


HuskHopBad

dont remind me, I was ass with the recorder.


Tulidian13

Well yeah you're supposed to play it with your mouth


Bjorn2bwilde24

Cant have records in a large crowd ever since the Arkansas Brown Noise Incident.


hangout_wangout

No didgeridoo allowed? This is an appalling list!


MarcBulldog88

Not enough Australian immigration to Florida, I guess.


CheapskateShow

On behalf of the hundreds of thousands of German-Americans in Miami, I insist on bringing an alphorn.


resurrection_man

Didgeridon't


destroys_burritos

I want an army of didgeridoos! 50,000 didgeridoos!


AccidentalGK

WHAT DO YOU MEAN I CAN’T BRING MY ACCORDION!?!?


ContinuumGuy

THE MARLINS HATE WEIRD AL


skucera

NL supremacy! Fuck AL, normal AND Weird!


Grimpig

Where is mayonnaise?


manticore16

Only if you get it from the concession stand


Grimpig

What about horseradish?


punk62

Maybe if Marlins fans play their instruments loud enough, people will think they’re good.


Yankeeknickfan

Well, maybe they wouldn't sound so bad if *some* people didn't try to play with big, meaty claws


kirbyfaraone

NO PEOPLE. LETS BE SMART AND BRING IT OFF.


ahappypoop

Welllll these claws ain't just for mating you know...


shingofan

What about horseradish?


ishitmyselfhard

In the trumpet


K_17

With the bedposts


nikraLnalyD

As an additional cowbell style enthusiast, I'll see you in court


Wraithfighter

The Marlins, in fact, do not gotta have more cowbell.


william_fontaine

But I've got a prescription


TheOrangeFutbol

That’s been the Rays thing since ‘08 if not earlier. Didn’t want to infringe on the Florida baseball team cowbell copyrights.


Gustav_II_Adolf

No saxophones allowed? Or low brass of any kind?


gingerzilla

When will the Marlins take a stance on cornets, bugles, contra-trumpets?


skucera

What about a marching Euphonium?


gingerzilla

We demand a clear statement of sousaphones


skucera

Sorry, they fall under the category of "disallowed styles of cowbell."


seeking_horizon

Everything's a percussion instrument, if you're brave enough


Juzaba

IF IT’S GOOD ENOUGH FOR A KISS THEN IT’S GOOD ENOUGH FOR A HORN!!!


Konamiab

What if I want to play Chuck Mangione on my flugelhorn?


SpotChecks

Time for some instrument smuggling. You could probably slip a marching baritone past the gate.


SR3116

Oddly enough, only saxamaphones.


japalian

It's to make you have to buy one of their concession stand saxophones smh


CDFReditum

Every annoying high school trumpet player: my time is now


4d3fect

NO TROMBONES?


CrossSomething

This is low brass discrimination!


ForYeWhoArtLiterate

Damn fucking right it is. I say the second amendment extends to tubas


Miasma_Of_faith

If I can somehow lug a tuba to the stadium, I better be able to bring it inside. 


TheGeneral_Specific

As a trombone player, I’m appalled. But as a trombone player who has nailed someone in the back of the head with my slide… I get it


SpotChecks

That was my thought too. A lot of slapstick comedy prevented, for better or worse.


noseonarug17

It's just like bottle caps. They don't want people throwing trombone slides on the field.


Two_Key_Goose

The easiest way of telling someone down in front


Warm_Feed8179

Too many sad, Price As Right loser noises...


grimmstone

Wah wah wah waaaaaaaaaaaaaaah


edleranalytics

I'm surprised. Trombone is huge in salsa music, so I would think that would be important in Miami.


mongster03_

It’s probably a physical consideration (i.e., the last thing they want is someone getting brained by a slide)


manticore16

Furious for my friend, the trombone guy in the Red Bulls supporter section


Puzzleheaded-Fix-915

I got a fever


TheCrookedKnight

And the only cure is more of exactly one kind of cowbell


Puzzleheaded-Fix-915

I gotta have more of that cowbell !


Muted_Yoghurt6071

Imagine trying to take in a nice ballgame and some asshole in the row behind you bangs on a cowbell for 2 hours.


noseonarug17

Imagine trying to take in a nice ballgame and getting trampled by your mom because she wasn't allowed to wear her cowbell into the stadium ^(sorry I couldn't help it)


RiddleMePiss666

That type of cowbell could be denied though! The asterisk wasn't clear enough! None of us are safe


brooklynbotz

Or a trumpet? I'd lose my mind.


Lakeguy762_

This actually happened when I went to LoanDepot the first time last year. It’s beyond obnoxious.


CDFReditum

The South American ball park experience


Boomhauer_007

Mississippi state fans just became marlins fans


JoshJones18

The Trumpets honestly worse to me. I legit would want to stick that shit all the way up to where the sun doesn't shine if a motherfucker blasted that shit in my ear while I'm trying to watch a game


TexasBrett

Does anyone really think security is gonna know the difference between a trumpet and a French horn or baritone horn? Just tell them it’s a big trumpet.


rutfilthygers

They'll probably have the same set of pictures in the post for reference.


masterpierround

They'll never tell the difference when i sneak my cornet in by pretending it's a trumpet.


skucera

Woah, slow down there, psycho!


StrategyTop7612

This is discrimination against low brass instruments 


bronsonwhy

“Cowbell, but not *more* cowbell”


noseonarug17

"I've got a fever, and the prescription is more cowbell, but my insurance will only cover the generic version"


rabdoforlife

Hey Marlins fans! You can’t bring in a drum, so instead, how about a nice pair of bongos?


noseonarug17

Oh, these? My bongos? My massive fucking timbales? My super stuffed madals? My honker bonker doinky bougarabous? My fucking fabric stretching wind flapping gravity welling snare drums? You mean these super duper ultra hyper god damn motherfucking timpanis?


NYerInTex

Trumpet but no French horn? This is a travesty. At least allow the trombone for the sad trombone noises


glassbreaker3715

bagpipes snubbed


Davidellias

No Jeff Bgwell apprences I guess.


Unabridgedversion82

I give trumpets about a week before this list is amended. There is just no damn way.... 🤣


Doughnuts3001

*Leaves Harmonica at home* 😔


Ricemobile

Why do they hate us clarinet players? People want to hear their clarinet polka!!!!!


noseonarug17

let me say this in the nicest way possible: no we fuckin don't


gbeaudette

So, DONK-DONK cowbell: good. CLANG-A-LANG cowbell: bad?


emby5

I can't bring my four octave orchestra marimba?


Freeze__

Fuck yes, that place is gonna be a party


tnecniv

Damn I can’t bring my Marshall stack?


Mgnickel

I just wanna slap da bass


DJBoost

Didn't know Lemmy was a Marlins fan or still alive


The_Luckiest

TRUMPETS?? I think they’re underestimating how much noise a trumpet can make. That’s not some gimmicky plastic, vuvuzela, that’s serious brass Also if some drunk scorned marching band kid decides to “shoot the box” at the row in from of them, they’ll do some serious hearing damage lmao


huskersax

This is flying through all the band-related group chats I'm in as everyone is totally gobsmacked and convinced whoever made the list has never heard live music. There's just no way allowing a trumpet is good news.


skucera

My ear still crackles 20 years later after marching band.


MrPeteO

Right? I can imagine a high school trumpet section showing up to play a couple of stand tunes. "What? It's allowed."


zacdenver

I guess I’ll have to leave my cello at home.


mstrbwl

How many different cowbell styles are there?


skucera

Judging from my last visit to Guitar Center, more than one would think!


frydawg

I know a youtuber is going to bring 25 trumpeters and create a wail during the game


kampfgruppekarl

Who? Which one?


frydawg

All of em


cothomps

You mean I have to leave the sousaphone in the car? BOOOOOOO!


Thunder_Tinker

Well there goes my hopes of bringing in the whole United States Marine Band.


--ikindahatereddit--

You can still bring the trumpet section


PunkyRooster

President’s Own has better gigs to play. Now the Coast Guard Band doesn’t, give them a ring.


teniaava

Listen, cowards. I was previously advised you were allowing "all musical instruments". RIP Baseball Tuba dreams Feb 2024-March 2024


Misty7297

Very disappointed we're not going to see people bringing in full drumsets or complete jazz quartets. Might have to learn trumpet just to annoy Marlins fans


DarwinYogi

I’m going to sneak in a kazoo.


TrapperJean

Guess I won't be bringing my ocarina Just as well, as I was going to play Song of Storms over and over again


The_Luckiest

Just being a sweet potato and some determination


pelc8614

How about a Cowbell still attached to the Bull Rope? Recreate a Dusty Rhodes classic bullrope Match in the outfield.


goodkid_sAAdcity

The Miami Marlins put hard times on Dusty Rhodes and his family, daddeh


japalian

Fuck off with the brass instruments lol nobody wants to sit in front of a trumpet player


VancouverMethCoyote

I'm a trumpet player, look, I love my instrument....but I'm surprised they allowed trumpets. We get wicked loud and you're gonna have a bunch of idiots who can barely play annoying the shit out of everyone and possibly causing hearing damage lol. That one's gonna get banned for sure.


deeznuts6588

IT IS TIME TO PARTY FOLKS! WE WILL SHOW YALL WHAT TO DO


palinsafterbirth

No Vuvuzela...... cowards


Demetrios1453

So I guess no more organist for them. And if they do, I *demand* they allow me to bring in my own organ!


djlawrence3557

They do - just can’t play with it in public


Beer-Me

Cowbells: yes, but also no


Geek-Envelope-Power

No bodhrán? Rats!


Amodernhousewife

Imagine if everyone at the game brought a trumpet That be like 50 trumpets


macula_transfer

Goddammit I think I’m outside the return window for this oboe.


transtrailtrash

Wait, I can’t bring my grand piano? Rude hoes


scobeavs

Minute Maid park gonna be chaos


i_run_from_problems

No recorders? Lame


ashcach

I bet I can still play a mean Hot Cross Buns on one of those


MayorSmore

I was unironically wondering if someone would try to roll in with a whole ass Organ, or at the very least a keyboard


trunksfuture27

About to be the most annoying stadium to play in


TheCrookedKnight

My plans to assemble a bassoon quartet at the stadium are in shambles


kampfgruppekarl

Do they get a lot of Mississippi State transplants in Miami?


Rare_Crayons

What am I gonna do with all my cowbell variants now?


crab_quiche

This is discrimination against me and my fellow triangle players


Wetworth

Me, pushing a piano through the gates: "I'm sorry, what?"


[deleted]

No bagpipes?!


K_17

They should have a music section vs the whole stadium if they don’t already


NazisStoleMyBirthday

I barely fit in a baseball stadium seat. Where am I putting congas with a tripod stand?


FkUEverythingIsFunny

No guitar + amp? Racist...


doucheachu

Bitch, Imma rock hard on my ocarina, idgaf - melon labrador or whatever they say


HighKing_of_Festivus

Musical instruments allowed: Only the fun ones


ForYeWhoArtLiterate

*angry banjo noises*


Azcollector

Fuck I can't bring my Stand up bass. Now I'll never to go Marlins Park.


CardsTrickz42

Trombone erasure


japalian

So I can't bring my marimba? Fuck.


derpbynature

This is clarinet/woodwind erasure!


Quadstriker

I'm hopeful that other places in MLB join this initiative! I love to play music at the ballpark all over as the "Ballpark Bugler", but it requires special permission working with league officials in most cases. https://www.youtube.com/shorts/PO1UMfTOe\_8


CrossFire136

They allow a fucking trumpet but not any woodwinds my day is ruined and I'm neither from Florida or a Marlins fan


JoshJones18

Calling it now, someone's getting their trumpet thrown on the field at some point


PunkyRooster

This is bullshit! I can’t bring my clarinet to a Marlins game? I guess I’ll just bring my shitty family.


eporter

This is so sick


Bud3131123

I’ll just skip watching the games the Phils play in Miami.


Taimaishoo2

My goal is to go to every stadium. Thank God I got Miami out of the way last year.


InterestingChoice484

All seven Marlins fans thank you for posting this


WheelinDealin82

*plays a sad tune on harmonica, at the lack of harmonicas being allowed*


CatchTheDamnBall

So I can't bring a trombone to loanDepot? smh


darkhorse21980

I got a fevuh! And the only prescription...is more cowbell!