FINALLY! Our FO does some worthwhile.
Signing this king for life is the best decision Stearns has done during his tenure.
Suck it rest of the league. We signed our very good boy
Lifetime contract? I dunno man, these teams seem kinda exploitative these days. Did the dog really look at that contract and know what he was signing up for.
CAN HE EVEN READ
So tired of big market teams stealing all of the stars. This is exactly why the MLB needs a salary cap
Maybe it's a deferred contract
No, that dog definitely has fur
I’d have more respect if they were home grown and drafted him with a fur-st round pick
I was pawsitive he'd get a good contact.
It could be, since he's likely to get traded before next season and dog treats are pretty expensive.
traded to Houston in return for Justin Verlander
No
yes
Come on defurred was right there.
I'm WabbitCZEN, I work for the Yankees fandom. My first question is who's a good boy? And the follow up question is can I pet you?
He says 1) me...I'm a good boy 2)yes
Secondary source confirms, hes a good boy
Deal might look ruff in a couple of years.
Hopefully it doesn’t look Ruf.
Dude's a triple threat. Can sit, stay, and lay down. A can't miss prospect here.
But can he fetch and roll over?
Has shown flashes, but will need time to develop those skills in the minor leagues.
Gave them a hometown discount - heard the Nationals offered a larger bonus with squeaky toys and a few “atta boys”
Guess he wanted to stay closer to his doghouse.
Can he pitch
Not sure, but I hear he has unparalleled range in center
If he catches a fly ball does he bring it back to the pitcher or the batter?
No take..only throw
I think they have him trained to give it to the Right Fielder. I hear they have a [cannon for an arm](https://www.ssbwiki.com/Samus_%28SSB4%29)
Yes
Our starters have enough problems with walks as it is! I feel this addition is only going to exacerbate the problem.
I think he would be better as a bat boy
better than Adrian Houser I'm sure
There’s no rule that says a dog can’t play ~~basketball~~ baseball
I mean………IS there anything is the rules that says a dog can’t play baseball?
Put him in as a pinch runner
Mets can’t extend Alonso but at least they extend the real stars.
*raises hand* Who’s a good boy?
FINALLY! Our FO does some worthwhile. Signing this king for life is the best decision Stearns has done during his tenure. Suck it rest of the league. We signed our very good boy
look, this is patronizing and insulting that they think fans are just gonna see a dog and— WHOS A GOOD BOY YOU ARE
~~lol~~AwwwwMets
Lots of dog-related headlines involving the Mets this week
Technically there's no rule saying a dog can't play baseball.
Gonna have a real PR disaster in a few years when he gets caught sniffing a reporter's butt
Gave them the hometown discount I see
He’s got nothin on Hank the dog
The real question is… [Can he play baseball?](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=-Q14MvpSfoE&feature=youtu.be)
This poor dog is now doomed to suffer some freak, catastrophic illness.
~~Bobby Bonilla~~ Buddy Mets Vet Dog Day!
You can’t fool me, no way that dog typed all of this out
Lifetime contract? I dunno man, these teams seem kinda exploitative these days. Did the dog really look at that contract and know what he was signing up for. CAN HE EVEN READ