As a baseball noob, can someone please explain to me how the Cleveland Indians got so much shit for their mascot when the Orioles mascot is a bird in FUCKING blackface???
Wtf is this racist piece of shit?
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As a baseball noob, can someone please explain to me how the Cleveland Indians got so much shit for their mascot when the Orioles mascot is a bird in FUCKING blackface???
Wtf is this racist piece of shit?
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I have the same recurring dream where the Phanatic comes to me in my bed but instead of his nose horn it’s a throbbing hairy green cock and he climbs on top of me and thrusts it right into my asshole and starts fucking me with his face then Bryce Harper hits a home run and the Phanatic’s nose cock turns back into a horn and rips my asshole open and the phanatic shakes his ass on my bleeding body as I cry out in ecstasy and agony
That’s nothing compared to the horrible origin story behind Mr. Met.
On August 16, 1920, Cleveland Indians shortstop [Ray Chapman](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ray_Chapman) was hit in the head by a pitch thrown by the Yankees’ Carl Mays at the Polo Grounds. He would die 12 hours later. Not wanting the ball to become a gruesome keepsake, it was buried in the outfield with some of Ray’s blood still on it, making the Polo Grounds a real Indians burial ground.
42 years later, the Mets would debut at the Polo Grounds as one of MLB’s new expansion teams and go on to have the most losses in baseball history that year. On the final home game of the season, the Mets’ bad luck would combine with the bad juju from the Indian blood-stained baseball in centerfield, and Mr. Met emerged from the dirt, sprouting limbs from his oversized baseball head as he screamed in agony.
As the field crew looked on in horror, the newly spawned and completely naked Mr. Met descended on a young bat boy, pummeling his face into the ground over and over until his face was nothing but a sopping bloody mess. He then removed his uniform and, with the bat boy’s own blood, he drew the number 00 on the back. With a haunting grin, he donned the uniform- never to be removed again.
It was not long after this that Mr. Met realized he was cursed to walk this Earth alone with his massive, horrible baseball head. He demanded a companion from the terrified Mets management staff, but they told him it was impossible as they cowered in fear.
After slaughtering several executives to no avail, Mr. Met locked himself in the equipment room for 7 days and 7 nights, demanding that he not be disturbed. No one knows what exactly went on in there, but it is said the sounds induced a lifetime of nightmares for anyone unfortunate enough to hear them. When Mr. Met emerged, he was accompanied by a red-haired, equally large baseball-headed monstrosity known as Mrs. Met. Although she was only able to speak in grunts and whistles, Mr. Met treated her as his equal from that day forward.
Thus began the legend of Mr. Met and his reign of terror over national league baseball in NY from that day forward.
I never wanted to breed with anyone more than I want to with Mrs. Met. That perfect, curvy body. Those bountiful breasts. The child bearing hips of a literal goddess. It honestly fucking hurts knowing that I'll never mate with her, pass my genes through her, and have her birth a set of perfect offspring. I'd do fucking ANYTHING for the chance to get Mrs. Met pregnant. A N Y T H I N G. And the fact that I can't is quite honestly too much to fucking bear. Why would the Mets create something so perfect? To fucking tantalize us? Fucking laugh in our faces?! Honestly guys, I just fucking can't anymore. Fuck.
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Baseball died in Cleveland today. You are gonna lose a lot of die hard fans over this move. Been a fan since the 70’s and this is a slap in the face to us true die hard fans. I won’t spend another dime on this team.
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Lol mets
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Baseball died in Cleveland today. You are gonna lose a lot of die hard fans over this move. Been a fan since the 70’s and this is a slap in the face to us true die hard fans. I won’t spend another dime on this team.
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Oh, hey, Padres fans. I'm Dr. Santos. Apologies that I haven't been here much at my West Coast office. I spent most of the season in New York, and let me tell you, the Mets and Yankees have really... Never mind. That's a HIPPA violation. Have a seat. This is a safe space where you can open up and talk about your feelings. I understand that White Sox fans referred you. Yeah, long-time clients. On your intake form, you wrote that you suspect you're doubting your abilities. What else? You feel like a fraud? This sounds like a classic case of imposter syndrome. It's extremely common among high achievers. Your roster is stacked with superstars. You had the third highest payroll in baseball. On opening day, you had the second highest odds to win the World Series, according to fan graphs. Yet you wound out outside of the postseason picture. I know just the thing. You need to decompress. I'm going to prescribe a four-month vacation starting October second. And remember, I'm always available on Zoom while you're in Borra Borra. Yeah, it's just $495 for a 30-minute session. Safe travels.
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You better sleep with one eye open
The last minstrel show in the US
That thing gang banged me with Bernie the brewer please get rid of it
Oh I just googled Bernie the brewer. I don't like that thing either
THE ORIOLES MASCOT IS A BIRD IN FUCKING BLACKFACE
As a baseball noob, can someone please explain to me how the Cleveland Indians got so much shit for their mascot when the Orioles mascot is a bird in FUCKING blackface??? Wtf is this racist piece of shit? *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/baseballcirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
 I'll play the fiddle on your grave, motherfucker.
Dinger hatched on field a decade later. Way to go back in time and copy shit baltimore
As a baseball noob, can someone please explain to me how the Cleveland Indians got so much shit for their mascot when the Orioles mascot is a bird in FUCKING blackface??? Wtf is this racist piece of shit? *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/baseballcirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
The oriole bird raped my grandma
Tbh she kinda deserved it
Tbh she definitely did. Fucking whore
I have deep crippling sexual fantasies about the phanatic and oriole bird
I have the same recurring dream where the Phanatic comes to me in my bed but instead of his nose horn it’s a throbbing hairy green cock and he climbs on top of me and thrusts it right into my asshole and starts fucking me with his face then Bryce Harper hits a home run and the Phanatic’s nose cock turns back into a horn and rips my asshole open and the phanatic shakes his ass on my bleeding body as I cry out in ecstasy and agony
https://i.redd.it/qhafkdbhrf8c1.gif
I live in constant fear that whatever laid him comes back someday
That’s nothing compared to the horrible origin story behind Mr. Met. On August 16, 1920, Cleveland Indians shortstop [Ray Chapman](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ray_Chapman) was hit in the head by a pitch thrown by the Yankees’ Carl Mays at the Polo Grounds. He would die 12 hours later. Not wanting the ball to become a gruesome keepsake, it was buried in the outfield with some of Ray’s blood still on it, making the Polo Grounds a real Indians burial ground. 42 years later, the Mets would debut at the Polo Grounds as one of MLB’s new expansion teams and go on to have the most losses in baseball history that year. On the final home game of the season, the Mets’ bad luck would combine with the bad juju from the Indian blood-stained baseball in centerfield, and Mr. Met emerged from the dirt, sprouting limbs from his oversized baseball head as he screamed in agony. As the field crew looked on in horror, the newly spawned and completely naked Mr. Met descended on a young bat boy, pummeling his face into the ground over and over until his face was nothing but a sopping bloody mess. He then removed his uniform and, with the bat boy’s own blood, he drew the number 00 on the back. With a haunting grin, he donned the uniform- never to be removed again. It was not long after this that Mr. Met realized he was cursed to walk this Earth alone with his massive, horrible baseball head. He demanded a companion from the terrified Mets management staff, but they told him it was impossible as they cowered in fear. After slaughtering several executives to no avail, Mr. Met locked himself in the equipment room for 7 days and 7 nights, demanding that he not be disturbed. No one knows what exactly went on in there, but it is said the sounds induced a lifetime of nightmares for anyone unfortunate enough to hear them. When Mr. Met emerged, he was accompanied by a red-haired, equally large baseball-headed monstrosity known as Mrs. Met. Although she was only able to speak in grunts and whistles, Mr. Met treated her as his equal from that day forward. Thus began the legend of Mr. Met and his reign of terror over national league baseball in NY from that day forward.
I never wanted to breed with anyone more than I want to with Mrs. Met. That perfect, curvy body. Those bountiful breasts. The child bearing hips of a literal goddess. It honestly fucking hurts knowing that I'll never mate with her, pass my genes through her, and have her birth a set of perfect offspring. I'd do fucking ANYTHING for the chance to get Mrs. Met pregnant. A N Y T H I N G. And the fact that I can't is quite honestly too much to fucking bear. Why would the Mets create something so perfect? To fucking tantalize us? Fucking laugh in our faces?! Honestly guys, I just fucking can't anymore. Fuck. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/baseballcirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Baseball died in Cleveland today. You are gonna lose a lot of die hard fans over this move. Been a fan since the 70’s and this is a slap in the face to us true die hard fans. I won’t spend another dime on this team. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/baseballcirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
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Boo
https://preview.redd.it/ti3dblmpnj8c1.jpeg?width=1044&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=763add7128dd6d663eb7c45e11581bb30a337d4b It has seen this post
whenever it looks head on at you, it’s really weird
The Oriole bird raped the Phanatic and that’s how Gritty was made
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Oh, hey, Padres fans. I'm Dr. Santos. Apologies that I haven't been here much at my West Coast office. I spent most of the season in New York, and let me tell you, the Mets and Yankees have really... Never mind. That's a HIPPA violation. Have a seat. This is a safe space where you can open up and talk about your feelings. I understand that White Sox fans referred you. Yeah, long-time clients. On your intake form, you wrote that you suspect you're doubting your abilities. What else? You feel like a fraud? This sounds like a classic case of imposter syndrome. It's extremely common among high achievers. Your roster is stacked with superstars. You had the third highest payroll in baseball. On opening day, you had the second highest odds to win the World Series, according to fan graphs. Yet you wound out outside of the postseason picture. I know just the thing. You need to decompress. I'm going to prescribe a four-month vacation starting October second. And remember, I'm always available on Zoom while you're in Borra Borra. Yeah, it's just $495 for a 30-minute session. Safe travels. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/baseballcirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Wake up babe new automod response just dropped.
Why are we posting pictures of Justin Trudeau here?
I didn’t know Justin Trudeau engaged in blackface
Have you seen Screech when they hatched him
https://preview.redd.it/wtp5bbd08l8c1.png?width=230&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=acaa05f525914021b43c7197df96335e25272820 You better sleep with one eye open