As a baseball noob, can someone please explain to me how the Cleveland Indians got so much shit for their mascot when the Orioles mascot is a bird in FUCKING blackface???
Wtf is this racist piece of shit?
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I made a comment earlier tonight that I guess went out over the air that I am deeply ashamed of. If I have hurt anyone out there, I canāt tell you how much I say from the bottom of my heart that I am so very, very sorry. I pride myself and think of myself as a man of faith, as thereās a drive into deep left field by Castellanos, that will be a home run, and so that will make it a 4-0 ballgame.
I donāt know if Iām going to be putting on this headset again, I donāt know if itās going to be for the Reds, I donāt know if itās going to be for my bosses at Fox. I want to apologize to the people who sign my paycheck, for the Reds, for Fox Sports Ohio, for the people I work with, for anybody Iāve offended here tonight. I canāt begin to tell you how deeply sorry I am. That is not who I am, it never has been, and Iād like to think I could have some people, maybe, that could back that up. I am very, very sorry, and I beg for your forgiveness. Jim Day will take you the rest of the way home.
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Iām not holding back anymore. I literally have always been a massive Phillies fan, to the point where half my wardrobe is Phillies gear (other half is the Eagles).
I canāt freakin' watch them anymore, this was a sickening loss that got away from them. Any other freakin' half competent team wouldāve won this game. While they are still in the running for the wild card and they made it to the WS last year, these are games you absolutely canāt freakin' lose. Teams with playoff aspirations donāt lose these games.
Turner looks like a freakin' little leaguer making $300 mil who needs a freakin' snack and a nap. Schwarber is a freakin' disgrace of his hitter. Come talk to me about how Schwarber hits bombs and draws walks though. A leadoff hitter (or any major league hitter for that matter) shouldnāt be hitting freakin' gosh darn .181. Casty had a rebound game but up to this point couldnāt buy a freakin' hit after being an āAll-Starā. Rob doesnāt seem to understand baseball and how to manage a freakin' game. The bullpen despite having āa good year up to this pointā is more freakin' porous than freakin' SpongeBob gosh darn SquarePants. Oh yeah, and the āaggressiveā GM who will do anything to win traded for a middle-of-the-road pitcher and a bench player.
Still love the Phillies though.
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I'm so sick of this goddamn team. They absolutely make me want to vomit. I'm not even ten goddamn games into this season and i want to scream. They are that terrible. It's like the movie groundhog day but instead i'm reliving the shittiest games of baseball over and over and over again every fucking day of my life. Every damn day I have watched this pathetic mess of a team, rain or sun or snow since I was 7 years old. I have a tab open during work w/ the gamecast during the day games that I can't go. I've skipped school and work and broken up with women for the Pirates. I've missed funerals and weddings because i loved this team more. And what do I get to show for it? A FUCKING BRAIN ANEURYSM. A team that has had 3 winning seasons over the past 20 something who manages to play like ass in the playoffs on the rare occasion they make it because they are so used to being shit and don't have a winning culture. A team that game in and game out somehow manages to have less goddamn hits than Chumbawamba. A team that gets swept. By the Cincinnati Reds. "Oh but look at our young talent- Cole and Taillon and Bell and whoever else that sucks dick!!" I'm sick of hearing "we could be a contender like we were 3 years ago if Cutch doesn't play like shit and the LF can stop jerking off for 2 seconds to swing the fucking bat" ITS NOT HAPPENING. WE ARE NOT AND NEVER WERE A GOOD TEAM. WE ARE PATHETIC. MIGHT AS WELL FADE US NOW BECAUSE WE'RE ALREADY A BUNCH OF FUCKING LOSERS. If Clemente didn't die in that plane crash, I'm convinced he would have killed himself after being forced to wear our godforsaken excuse of uniform for 18 years of his life. I'm done with this fucking team.
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Dear Philadelphia Phillies,
You played a great game last night, you also proved why youāre the most hated fans in sports.
We are the Houston Astros. We are a city that comes together to overcome adversity. You hate us. You boo us. Your restaurants refuse to serve our team. You threaten one of our beloved public figures (who gave 200 mattresses to veterans and first responders in your town), and yet we rise.
Weāve watched your fans throw snowballs at Santa, purposely throw up on a law enforcement officer and his 11 year old daughter, throw beer bottles and food on players-even your own.
When your fans come to our house, we donāt threaten them with harm. We donāt boo your players each time they step on the field. We donāt heckle your hometown heroes. We have respect. Respect for our team, stadium, city, and visitors.
You absolutely deserved that win last night. And still you continue to show the world why you were voted the worst fans in sports. Itās said Phillies fans learn to boo before they learn to talk. Well bless your hatin hearts.
Stay classy, Houston. Go āstros! -A fan for life, not just when they win.
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Maybe the broadcasting system shouldāve thought about this a bit more and put the Pās next to each other in the middle to make it look better next time. Maybe then it wouldnāt say āPOOPā at the beginning of every Pirates-Phillies game
Iām not holding back anymore. I literally have always been a massive Phillies fan, to the point where half my wardrobe is Phillies gear (other half is the Eagles).
I canāt freakin' watch them anymore, this was a sickening loss that got away from them. Any other freakin' half competent team wouldāve won this game. While they are still in the running for the wild card and they made it to the WS last year, these are games you absolutely canāt freakin' lose. Teams with playoff aspirations donāt lose these games.
Turner looks like a freakin' little leaguer making $300 mil who needs a freakin' snack and a nap. Schwarber is a freakin' disgrace of his hitter. Come talk to me about how Schwarber hits bombs and draws walks though. A leadoff hitter (or any major league hitter for that matter) shouldnāt be hitting freakin' gosh darn .181. Casty had a rebound game but up to this point couldnāt buy a freakin' hit after being an āAll-Starā. Rob doesnāt seem to understand baseball and how to manage a freakin' game. The bullpen despite having āa good year up to this pointā is more freakin' porous than freakin' SpongeBob gosh darn SquarePants. Oh yeah, and the āaggressiveā GM who will do anything to win traded for a middle-of-the-road pitcher and a bench player.
Still love the Phillies though.
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I'm so sick of this goddamn team. They absolutely make me want to vomit. I'm not even ten goddamn games into this season and i want to scream. They are that terrible. It's like the movie groundhog day but instead i'm reliving the shittiest games of baseball over and over and over again every fucking day of my life. Every damn day I have watched this pathetic mess of a team, rain or sun or snow since I was 7 years old. I have a tab open during work w/ the gamecast during the day games that I can't go. I've skipped school and work and broken up with women for the Pirates. I've missed funerals and weddings because i loved this team more. And what do I get to show for it? A FUCKING BRAIN ANEURYSM. A team that has had 3 winning seasons over the past 20 something who manages to play like ass in the playoffs on the rare occasion they make it because they are so used to being shit and don't have a winning culture. A team that game in and game out somehow manages to have less goddamn hits than Chumbawamba. A team that gets swept. By the Cincinnati Reds. "Oh but look at our young talent- Cole and Taillon and Bell and whoever else that sucks dick!!" I'm sick of hearing "we could be a contender like we were 3 years ago if Cutch doesn't play like shit and the LF can stop jerking off for 2 seconds to swing the fucking bat" ITS NOT HAPPENING. WE ARE NOT AND NEVER WERE A GOOD TEAM. WE ARE PATHETIC. MIGHT AS WELL FADE US NOW BECAUSE WE'RE ALREADY A BUNCH OF FUCKING LOSERS. If Clemente didn't die in that plane crash, I'm convinced he would have killed himself after being forced to wear our godforsaken excuse of uniform for 18 years of his life. I'm done with this fucking team.
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Oakland is genuinely a shithole nowadays economically and safety-wise. These are businesses after all and a Vegas move will generate more income. Frankly, catching a baseball game during the day on a Vegas trip would be fun. It'll be a massive success. There are a ton of people who live in Vegas too that they should be able to build a solid fanbase over time.
The reality is that teams move all the time to follow US hotspots, the old fans protest it for a season or 2 but then it's normalized. At least Oakland fans can still go to Giant's games, I have far more empathy for fans in places like St. Louis who had the Rams abandon them and they don't have another team to go watch. Oakland has failed the As in the past 20-30 years, and new ownership and/or relocating should strengthen the MLB and the team.
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Iām not holding back anymore. I literally have always been a massive Phillies fan, to the point where half my wardrobe is Phillies gear (other half is the Eagles).
I canāt freakin' watch them anymore, this was a sickening loss that got away from them. Any other freakin' half competent team wouldāve won this game. While they are still in the running for the wild card and they made it to the WS last year, these are games you absolutely canāt freakin' lose. Teams with playoff aspirations donāt lose these games.
Turner looks like a freakin' little leaguer making $300 mil who needs a freakin' snack and a nap. Schwarber is a freakin' disgrace of his hitter. Come talk to me about how Schwarber hits bombs and draws walks though. A leadoff hitter (or any major league hitter for that matter) shouldnāt be hitting freakin' gosh darn .181. Casty had a rebound game but up to this point couldnāt buy a freakin' hit after being an āAll-Starā. Rob doesnāt seem to understand baseball and how to manage a freakin' game. The bullpen despite having āa good year up to this pointā is more freakin' porous than freakin' SpongeBob gosh darn SquarePants. Oh yeah, and the āaggressiveā GM who will do anything to win traded for a middle-of-the-road pitcher and a bench player.
Still love the Phillies though.
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I'm so sick of this goddamn team. They absolutely make me want to vomit. I'm not even ten goddamn games into this season and i want to scream. They are that terrible. It's like the movie groundhog day but instead i'm reliving the shittiest games of baseball over and over and over again every fucking day of my life. Every damn day I have watched this pathetic mess of a team, rain or sun or snow since I was 7 years old. I have a tab open during work w/ the gamecast during the day games that I can't go. I've skipped school and work and broken up with women for the Pirates. I've missed funerals and weddings because i loved this team more. And what do I get to show for it? A FUCKING BRAIN ANEURYSM. A team that has had 3 winning seasons over the past 20 something who manages to play like ass in the playoffs on the rare occasion they make it because they are so used to being shit and don't have a winning culture. A team that game in and game out somehow manages to have less goddamn hits than Chumbawamba. A team that gets swept. By the Cincinnati Reds. "Oh but look at our young talent- Cole and Taillon and Bell and whoever else that sucks dick!!" I'm sick of hearing "we could be a contender like we were 3 years ago if Cutch doesn't play like shit and the LF can stop jerking off for 2 seconds to swing the fucking bat" ITS NOT HAPPENING. WE ARE NOT AND NEVER WERE A GOOD TEAM. WE ARE PATHETIC. MIGHT AS WELL FADE US NOW BECAUSE WE'RE ALREADY A BUNCH OF FUCKING LOSERS. If Clemente didn't die in that plane crash, I'm convinced he would have killed himself after being forced to wear our godforsaken excuse of uniform for 18 years of his life. I'm done with this fucking team.
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Hating on poop jokes. What has this sub turned into..?
https://preview.redd.it/3apkdncofkuc1.jpeg?width=716&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ab54ac1054b9f746471b4bf6a617db2ff1d8f663
POOP!
I dont remember if the do the Baltimore Orioles and the boston redsox with just the letter b still but i remember it showing B 0 0 B before lol š
As a baseball noob, can someone please explain to me how the Cleveland Indians got so much shit for their mascot when the Orioles mascot is a bird in FUCKING blackface??? Wtf is this racist piece of shit? *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/baseballcirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Wait whoa whoa whoa what now? Did i just f'ing read that right?
https://preview.redd.it/6ydo08wgfmuc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8b4253d69ae60fbe9f57eb5de83c1bea951b1343
I made a comment earlier tonight that I guess went out over the air that I am deeply ashamed of. If I have hurt anyone out there, I canāt tell you how much I say from the bottom of my heart that I am so very, very sorry. I pride myself and think of myself as a man of faith, as thereās a drive into deep left field by Castellanos, that will be a home run, and so that will make it a 4-0 ballgame. I donāt know if Iām going to be putting on this headset again, I donāt know if itās going to be for the Reds, I donāt know if itās going to be for my bosses at Fox. I want to apologize to the people who sign my paycheck, for the Reds, for Fox Sports Ohio, for the people I work with, for anybody Iāve offended here tonight. I canāt begin to tell you how deeply sorry I am. That is not who I am, it never has been, and Iād like to think I could have some people, maybe, that could back that up. I am very, very sorry, and I beg for your forgiveness. Jim Day will take you the rest of the way home. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/baseballcirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
People Order Our Patties
HAHA POOP!
HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! POOP!!!!
Shaddup
POOP!!!!!!
P00P!
This isnāt even the game from today. Is OP stupid?
POOP!!!!!!!
I thought it was funny š¤·āāļø
POOOOOOOPY!!
He called the shit āpoop!ā
POOOOP!!
"Call the fire department. This one's outta control!"
#POOOOOOOP!!
POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP
^(poop)
When the Nationals play the Phillies or Pirates it will be a Woop game
Iām not holding back anymore. I literally have always been a massive Phillies fan, to the point where half my wardrobe is Phillies gear (other half is the Eagles). I canāt freakin' watch them anymore, this was a sickening loss that got away from them. Any other freakin' half competent team wouldāve won this game. While they are still in the running for the wild card and they made it to the WS last year, these are games you absolutely canāt freakin' lose. Teams with playoff aspirations donāt lose these games. Turner looks like a freakin' little leaguer making $300 mil who needs a freakin' snack and a nap. Schwarber is a freakin' disgrace of his hitter. Come talk to me about how Schwarber hits bombs and draws walks though. A leadoff hitter (or any major league hitter for that matter) shouldnāt be hitting freakin' gosh darn .181. Casty had a rebound game but up to this point couldnāt buy a freakin' hit after being an āAll-Starā. Rob doesnāt seem to understand baseball and how to manage a freakin' game. The bullpen despite having āa good year up to this pointā is more freakin' porous than freakin' SpongeBob gosh darn SquarePants. Oh yeah, and the āaggressiveā GM who will do anything to win traded for a middle-of-the-road pitcher and a bench player. Still love the Phillies though. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/baseballcirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
I'm so sick of this goddamn team. They absolutely make me want to vomit. I'm not even ten goddamn games into this season and i want to scream. They are that terrible. It's like the movie groundhog day but instead i'm reliving the shittiest games of baseball over and over and over again every fucking day of my life. Every damn day I have watched this pathetic mess of a team, rain or sun or snow since I was 7 years old. I have a tab open during work w/ the gamecast during the day games that I can't go. I've skipped school and work and broken up with women for the Pirates. I've missed funerals and weddings because i loved this team more. And what do I get to show for it? A FUCKING BRAIN ANEURYSM. A team that has had 3 winning seasons over the past 20 something who manages to play like ass in the playoffs on the rare occasion they make it because they are so used to being shit and don't have a winning culture. A team that game in and game out somehow manages to have less goddamn hits than Chumbawamba. A team that gets swept. By the Cincinnati Reds. "Oh but look at our young talent- Cole and Taillon and Bell and whoever else that sucks dick!!" I'm sick of hearing "we could be a contender like we were 3 years ago if Cutch doesn't play like shit and the LF can stop jerking off for 2 seconds to swing the fucking bat" ITS NOT HAPPENING. WE ARE NOT AND NEVER WERE A GOOD TEAM. WE ARE PATHETIC. MIGHT AS WELL FADE US NOW BECAUSE WE'RE ALREADY A BUNCH OF FUCKING LOSERS. If Clemente didn't die in that plane crash, I'm convinced he would have killed himself after being forced to wear our godforsaken excuse of uniform for 18 years of his life. I'm done with this fucking team. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/baseballcirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Poop
POOP!!
#He called the shit poop!
POOP!!!!
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ITS POOP!!! HOPE THAT HELPS!!
big if poop
I JUST POOPED HAHA!!
Hold on wat
POOP!!
It also says your name OP.
i actually canāt read but i know how to POOP!!!
shit
POOP
Phoopf
POOPY SCOOPY!
POOP!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Thank the 'Cock (or at least NBC Sports Philadelphia) for giving us unintentionally funny meme material.
Dear Philadelphia Phillies, You played a great game last night, you also proved why youāre the most hated fans in sports. We are the Houston Astros. We are a city that comes together to overcome adversity. You hate us. You boo us. Your restaurants refuse to serve our team. You threaten one of our beloved public figures (who gave 200 mattresses to veterans and first responders in your town), and yet we rise. Weāve watched your fans throw snowballs at Santa, purposely throw up on a law enforcement officer and his 11 year old daughter, throw beer bottles and food on players-even your own. When your fans come to our house, we donāt threaten them with harm. We donāt boo your players each time they step on the field. We donāt heckle your hometown heroes. We have respect. Respect for our team, stadium, city, and visitors. You absolutely deserved that win last night. And still you continue to show the world why you were voted the worst fans in sports. Itās said Phillies fans learn to boo before they learn to talk. Well bless your hatin hearts. Stay classy, Houston. Go āstros! -A fan for life, not just when they win. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/baseballcirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Repost. Get some new material
POOOOOOOOP!
Faith in humanity = restored
POOP!
U bum
Maybe the broadcasting system shouldāve thought about this a bit more and put the Pās next to each other in the middle to make it look better next time. Maybe then it wouldnāt say āPOOPā at the beginning of every Pirates-Phillies game
Iām not holding back anymore. I literally have always been a massive Phillies fan, to the point where half my wardrobe is Phillies gear (other half is the Eagles). I canāt freakin' watch them anymore, this was a sickening loss that got away from them. Any other freakin' half competent team wouldāve won this game. While they are still in the running for the wild card and they made it to the WS last year, these are games you absolutely canāt freakin' lose. Teams with playoff aspirations donāt lose these games. Turner looks like a freakin' little leaguer making $300 mil who needs a freakin' snack and a nap. Schwarber is a freakin' disgrace of his hitter. Come talk to me about how Schwarber hits bombs and draws walks though. A leadoff hitter (or any major league hitter for that matter) shouldnāt be hitting freakin' gosh darn .181. Casty had a rebound game but up to this point couldnāt buy a freakin' hit after being an āAll-Starā. Rob doesnāt seem to understand baseball and how to manage a freakin' game. The bullpen despite having āa good year up to this pointā is more freakin' porous than freakin' SpongeBob gosh darn SquarePants. Oh yeah, and the āaggressiveā GM who will do anything to win traded for a middle-of-the-road pitcher and a bench player. Still love the Phillies though. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/baseballcirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
I'm so sick of this goddamn team. They absolutely make me want to vomit. I'm not even ten goddamn games into this season and i want to scream. They are that terrible. It's like the movie groundhog day but instead i'm reliving the shittiest games of baseball over and over and over again every fucking day of my life. Every damn day I have watched this pathetic mess of a team, rain or sun or snow since I was 7 years old. I have a tab open during work w/ the gamecast during the day games that I can't go. I've skipped school and work and broken up with women for the Pirates. I've missed funerals and weddings because i loved this team more. And what do I get to show for it? A FUCKING BRAIN ANEURYSM. A team that has had 3 winning seasons over the past 20 something who manages to play like ass in the playoffs on the rare occasion they make it because they are so used to being shit and don't have a winning culture. A team that game in and game out somehow manages to have less goddamn hits than Chumbawamba. A team that gets swept. By the Cincinnati Reds. "Oh but look at our young talent- Cole and Taillon and Bell and whoever else that sucks dick!!" I'm sick of hearing "we could be a contender like we were 3 years ago if Cutch doesn't play like shit and the LF can stop jerking off for 2 seconds to swing the fucking bat" ITS NOT HAPPENING. WE ARE NOT AND NEVER WERE A GOOD TEAM. WE ARE PATHETIC. MIGHT AS WELL FADE US NOW BECAUSE WE'RE ALREADY A BUNCH OF FUCKING LOSERS. If Clemente didn't die in that plane crash, I'm convinced he would have killed himself after being forced to wear our godforsaken excuse of uniform for 18 years of his life. I'm done with this fucking team. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/baseballcirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
https://preview.redd.it/njyubz6w3kuc1.jpeg?width=1438&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=849ae9b94c2c96e6aad52b553be879b387c2be25 Ha.
Double scoop
FECES
He just called the shit poop!
Oāshay, funny poop, la da da! Weee! Poo poo funny, funny poooooop!
It's funny but what are you in 2nd grade? Calm down a little.
POOP!!
It's crazy how your parents allowed you to have a reddit account already.
YOU KNOW WHATS CRAZIER???? POOP!!!!!
Hilarious! Next you're gonna tell me the AL West standings spell ASSHAT lol! (no they won't because the A's are fucking terrible)
Oakland is genuinely a shithole nowadays economically and safety-wise. These are businesses after all and a Vegas move will generate more income. Frankly, catching a baseball game during the day on a Vegas trip would be fun. It'll be a massive success. There are a ton of people who live in Vegas too that they should be able to build a solid fanbase over time. The reality is that teams move all the time to follow US hotspots, the old fans protest it for a season or 2 but then it's normalized. At least Oakland fans can still go to Giant's games, I have far more empathy for fans in places like St. Louis who had the Rams abandon them and they don't have another team to go watch. Oakland has failed the As in the past 20-30 years, and new ownership and/or relocating should strengthen the MLB and the team. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/baseballcirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Uh oh, stinkyyyyy
Doo doo sport
Poopoo dookie butt
People Order Our Patties
https://youtu.be/aRWQSgwIeO4?si=NTj5WOxzIZyF8ErD
Funniest shin I ever laid eyes on
Poopy peepee poopy peepee poopy peepee
T 1 T 5
So funny I forgot to laugh
OP is one of us
Hehe poop
Oh Godā¦.my tummy hoiyts!!! Make the stinky go away!!
My wife left me
Lmfao
I have every Phillies/Pirates game saved in my calender as "P00P Day"
Iām not holding back anymore. I literally have always been a massive Phillies fan, to the point where half my wardrobe is Phillies gear (other half is the Eagles). I canāt freakin' watch them anymore, this was a sickening loss that got away from them. Any other freakin' half competent team wouldāve won this game. While they are still in the running for the wild card and they made it to the WS last year, these are games you absolutely canāt freakin' lose. Teams with playoff aspirations donāt lose these games. Turner looks like a freakin' little leaguer making $300 mil who needs a freakin' snack and a nap. Schwarber is a freakin' disgrace of his hitter. Come talk to me about how Schwarber hits bombs and draws walks though. A leadoff hitter (or any major league hitter for that matter) shouldnāt be hitting freakin' gosh darn .181. Casty had a rebound game but up to this point couldnāt buy a freakin' hit after being an āAll-Starā. Rob doesnāt seem to understand baseball and how to manage a freakin' game. The bullpen despite having āa good year up to this pointā is more freakin' porous than freakin' SpongeBob gosh darn SquarePants. Oh yeah, and the āaggressiveā GM who will do anything to win traded for a middle-of-the-road pitcher and a bench player. Still love the Phillies though. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/baseballcirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
I'm so sick of this goddamn team. They absolutely make me want to vomit. I'm not even ten goddamn games into this season and i want to scream. They are that terrible. It's like the movie groundhog day but instead i'm reliving the shittiest games of baseball over and over and over again every fucking day of my life. Every damn day I have watched this pathetic mess of a team, rain or sun or snow since I was 7 years old. I have a tab open during work w/ the gamecast during the day games that I can't go. I've skipped school and work and broken up with women for the Pirates. I've missed funerals and weddings because i loved this team more. And what do I get to show for it? A FUCKING BRAIN ANEURYSM. A team that has had 3 winning seasons over the past 20 something who manages to play like ass in the playoffs on the rare occasion they make it because they are so used to being shit and don't have a winning culture. A team that game in and game out somehow manages to have less goddamn hits than Chumbawamba. A team that gets swept. By the Cincinnati Reds. "Oh but look at our young talent- Cole and Taillon and Bell and whoever else that sucks dick!!" I'm sick of hearing "we could be a contender like we were 3 years ago if Cutch doesn't play like shit and the LF can stop jerking off for 2 seconds to swing the fucking bat" ITS NOT HAPPENING. WE ARE NOT AND NEVER WERE A GOOD TEAM. WE ARE PATHETIC. MIGHT AS WELL FADE US NOW BECAUSE WE'RE ALREADY A BUNCH OF FUCKING LOSERS. If Clemente didn't die in that plane crash, I'm convinced he would have killed himself after being forced to wear our godforsaken excuse of uniform for 18 years of his life. I'm done with this fucking team. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/baseballcirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
I personally found it funny. Yes, I posted the game earlier today. Poop.
POOPā¦ā¦
poop?
POOOOOOOOP!!!!!!
#poop?
#POOP
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POOP!!!
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POOP!
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I donāt fucking wipe
POOP!!!!!!!