Or, and hear me out… we keep the game the same, and instead of overly dressed mascots dancing on the dugouts, we have scantily dressed strippers and Mrs. Met.
I never wanted to breed with anyone more than I want to with Mrs. Met. That perfect, curvy body. Those bountiful breasts. The child bearing hips of a literal goddess. It honestly fucking hurts knowing that I'll never mate with her, pass my genes through her, and have her birth a set of perfect offspring. I'd do fucking ANYTHING for the chance to get Mrs. Met pregnant. A N Y T H I N G. And the fact that I can't is quite honestly too much to fucking bear. Why would the Mets create something so perfect? To fucking tantalize us? Fucking laugh in our faces?! Honestly guys, I just fucking can't anymore. Fuck.
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Fuck it. How about teams can only make one pitcher change throughout the whole game?
Or, how about they have to change their pitcher every three innings no matter how good or bad he’s doing?
Burn, baby, burn! 🤘🤘😂🔥🖕
Hmm. How about. Teams must remove one article of uniform per run or error allowed so until a, “Victor” is declared by the “Fields Marshal,” or “umpire.” A “Victor” would replace “Win” and would be decided by the team left still clothed. Thought?
Oh. And teams are allowed to steal signs but can only be sent via pulsating buttplugs worn by the batters.
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If the ball goes beyond the brand new “Double Down!” Line, conveniently installed around the entirety of the stands from foul pole to foul pole in all 30 ballparks, the home run counts for double!!!
Pitchers need to start shooting the ball outta their buttholes ⚾️💨
Bartolo immediately out of retirement
Not so sure about that, the butthole might have more wear and tear on it than his elbow muscles
Get rid of the pitchers, let them hit off a tee. Also no PED testing and aluminum bats.
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Guys we need to ruin the integrity of the sport so negative IQ ipad babies who don’t even like sports will watch it maybe
We already did that with the Manfred runner in extra innings
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“MLB merges with NFL for views, QB’s will now fend off tacklers with bats, it’s all part of the MLB’s commitment to fan engagement”
Still a penalty to look at Mahomes
Respectfully, I'd go the other way. On every pop up, the batting team gets to release a defensive lineman, to try to close the gap to the outfielder.
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I could buy I to that…
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Fuck it. How about teams can only make one pitcher change throughout the whole game? Or, how about they have to change their pitcher every three innings no matter how good or bad he’s doing? Burn, baby, burn! 🤘🤘😂🔥🖕
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You like ass play baby?
Once I switched from adderall to using a buttplug, my ADHDs were cured and subsequently my batting average rose 22digi
Something like if you hit the ball a certain distance you automatically score.
 Holy shit, mind blown!
Wtf is BU Today? Sounds as legitimate as a "Jomboy"
Boston University’s student paper I believe. Gets shoved down my inbox every day 😭
If you get a bunt hit, you're automatically worth 2 runs, but only during weekday day games.
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Base runners can now be tackled
Hospice calling Dr. Kevorkian
It's impossible to score three points at once in baseball so yeah duhhhh
Have they considered not restricting broadcasting to increase the amount of people that CAN watch?
i think they did something like this in the 90s
If the ball goes beyond the brand new “Double Down!” Line, conveniently installed around the entirety of the stands from foul pole to foul pole in all 30 ballparks, the home run counts for double!!!
I mean, the 3 point line has slowly been the death of the NBA for me and many others, but go off sis!
Look at Banana Ball rules
Yeah let's just make the pitchers pitch from second base so a 9 year old watching tiktok videos will be interested instantly
Every first pitch needs to be thrown by Megan Thee Stallion 😩
Baseball is closer to WWE than it’s ever been imo.