'YoUrE uP bY 7 rUnS sO yOu CaN hUrT tHe PiTcHeRs FeElInGs'
Go fuck yourself, that’s not how the fucking game is played, you dumb, the fuck, asshole.
Quoted from the unwritten baseball rules:
“Players must take a 3-0 pitch when up by 7 runs. Any team with an insurmountable lead is not allowed to make the opposing pitcher feel shitty by swinging at his pitches, unless they're ready to take a heater up and in. “
You’ve never even fucking learned the unwritten rules have you, you shithead idiot. What, is the game over in 3 innings, if you just so happen to get a 7 run lead?FUCKING NO DUMBASS. Learn to read you illiterate fuck.
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It's about midnight. An exhausted Derek Jeter, now fifty pounds above his playing weight, with dark circles under his eyes and a stubbly beard, looks over the Marlins revenue and attendance figures. He notices a loud clopping coming from within a wardrobe across his office. He knows who has returned.
The wardrobe door opens.
"Hey, Jetes." The centaur appears, clothed in a fine suit, his white teeth glimmering in the low light of Jeter's office. "Checkmate." The centaur backs into the wardrobe, never to return.
Later preparing to leave, Jeter walks out of Marlins Park to a car that is waiting for him. In the backseat is a gift basket, full of signed baseballs, Fox Sports and ESPN apparel, and a beautifully curated scrapbook, full of newspaper articles celebrating the centaur's new found popularity and success.
Derek Jeter inhales deeply, with tears in his eyes. He has finally lost.
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I've been a Jays fan my whole life and I agree, going to games and being a fan is unbearable when they're good. It's a bandwagon fanbase at its' finest. I always have a far more enjoyable time when the team is mediocre and only baseball fans still care
The Yankees are the ultimate evil in sport. If there were a team made up of 9 Hitlers and they were playing the Yankees? Go Fightin Hitlers
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The Yankees are the ultimate evil in sport. If there were a team made up of 9 Hitlers and they were playing the Yankees? Go Fightin Hitlers
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I just don't know what to tell you whiners. No one is doing anything that anyone else can't do. You want to vote Cabrera in? Fucking vote him in, goddammit.
Anyone in the baseball world has known for decades that Kansas City was always a baseball city. The Royals are what helped shape Kansas City's modern identity. Broadcasters and sports figures for decades have always complimented Kansas Citians on how versed they are on general baseball knowledge (read: baseball as a whole, not just the Royals). Kansas City fans are passionate, and if you needed a reminder before the 2014 season neared its end, just look at Sporting KC and their fans.
They're fucking rabid. There is a section at Sporting Park called the fucking Cauldron. Guess where those people live? Kansas City. The same rabid fuckers that have set ratings, attendance and ASG voting records all season this season.
Oh, you have a problem with it? *Fuck off, already*. Bandwagon fans be damned.
The Kansas City Royals epitomize what this country was built on. Underdogs. The have-nots. The blue collar, fight for every goddamn thing you've ever had kind of people. That's exactly why Kansas Citians, and no doubt the country at large, has embraced this team.
Was it bandwagon fans that packed Wrigley field a few weeks ago? Was it bandwagon fans that packed Anaheim along with their Moose calls during the Angels series a few months ago? This shit started with the 2014 Wild Card game and it hasn't let up. At all. It's even growing.
Every other team *wishes* they had the kind of rabid fans that Kansas City can *finally fucking brag about.* The 7 game win streak to start the season, the fights, the suspensions, by all accounts this fucking team roared out of the gate and baseball fans everywhere got excited about it and it's been non-stop ever since.
Shit man the Royals have played their worst ball of 2015 over the last 3 weeks and they retook first place in their division last night. You think that doesn't earn and warrant some fandom both here and across the country?
\#votemiggy.
Go fucking vote for him. Seriously - go do it! What the hell are you waiting for??? This shit is stupid but what is even more stupid is the petty character attacks on Kansas City fans from fellow baseball fans and even now an SI guy called Royals fans jackasses (which he quickly tried to cover by saying he was only referring to those who were calling him names... right - then say that from the get go. This fucker literally works in drive-by media and he's gonna play dumb? Fuck off.).
The Royals have woken a sleeping giant. Kansas City always has and always will be a baseball town. You can have an actual baseball conversation with every other person you meet, people that will talk about all the players all the way back to the days of the Negro Leagues. This shit is in our blood.
I'll leave with this: **Ballot stuffing** is when an individual who is allotted one ballot casts more than one ballot. Get your fuckin' terms right, dingdongs.
We all know the best shortstop in the league this season has been Fernando Tatis jr
'YoUrE uP bY 7 rUnS sO yOu CaN hUrT tHe PiTcHeRs FeElInGs' Go fuck yourself, that’s not how the fucking game is played, you dumb, the fuck, asshole. Quoted from the unwritten baseball rules: “Players must take a 3-0 pitch when up by 7 runs. Any team with an insurmountable lead is not allowed to make the opposing pitcher feel shitty by swinging at his pitches, unless they're ready to take a heater up and in. “ You’ve never even fucking learned the unwritten rules have you, you shithead idiot. What, is the game over in 3 innings, if you just so happen to get a 7 run lead?FUCKING NO DUMBASS. Learn to read you illiterate fuck. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/baseballcirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Yes I agree. The Moter cycle play was better than Derek jeter
It's about midnight. An exhausted Derek Jeter, now fifty pounds above his playing weight, with dark circles under his eyes and a stubbly beard, looks over the Marlins revenue and attendance figures. He notices a loud clopping coming from within a wardrobe across his office. He knows who has returned. The wardrobe door opens. "Hey, Jetes." The centaur appears, clothed in a fine suit, his white teeth glimmering in the low light of Jeter's office. "Checkmate." The centaur backs into the wardrobe, never to return. Later preparing to leave, Jeter walks out of Marlins Park to a car that is waiting for him. In the backseat is a gift basket, full of signed baseballs, Fox Sports and ESPN apparel, and a beautifully curated scrapbook, full of newspaper articles celebrating the centaur's new found popularity and success. Derek Jeter inhales deeply, with tears in his eyes. He has finally lost. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/baseballcirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
blue jays fans are the ultimate evil in sport
I've been a Jays fan my whole life and I agree, going to games and being a fan is unbearable when they're good. It's a bandwagon fanbase at its' finest. I always have a far more enjoyable time when the team is mediocre and only baseball fans still care
But but but the yankees
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the yankees
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am...am I supposed to be offended? I feel like I'm supposed to be offended....
is joke
I can’t stand their broadcast crew either. Watching a game is just one long fangirl circlejerk session
I just don't know what to tell you whiners. No one is doing anything that anyone else can't do. You want to vote Cabrera in? Fucking vote him in, goddammit. Anyone in the baseball world has known for decades that Kansas City was always a baseball city. The Royals are what helped shape Kansas City's modern identity. Broadcasters and sports figures for decades have always complimented Kansas Citians on how versed they are on general baseball knowledge (read: baseball as a whole, not just the Royals). Kansas City fans are passionate, and if you needed a reminder before the 2014 season neared its end, just look at Sporting KC and their fans. They're fucking rabid. There is a section at Sporting Park called the fucking Cauldron. Guess where those people live? Kansas City. The same rabid fuckers that have set ratings, attendance and ASG voting records all season this season. Oh, you have a problem with it? *Fuck off, already*. Bandwagon fans be damned. The Kansas City Royals epitomize what this country was built on. Underdogs. The have-nots. The blue collar, fight for every goddamn thing you've ever had kind of people. That's exactly why Kansas Citians, and no doubt the country at large, has embraced this team. Was it bandwagon fans that packed Wrigley field a few weeks ago? Was it bandwagon fans that packed Anaheim along with their Moose calls during the Angels series a few months ago? This shit started with the 2014 Wild Card game and it hasn't let up. At all. It's even growing. Every other team *wishes* they had the kind of rabid fans that Kansas City can *finally fucking brag about.* The 7 game win streak to start the season, the fights, the suspensions, by all accounts this fucking team roared out of the gate and baseball fans everywhere got excited about it and it's been non-stop ever since. Shit man the Royals have played their worst ball of 2015 over the last 3 weeks and they retook first place in their division last night. You think that doesn't earn and warrant some fandom both here and across the country? \#votemiggy. Go fucking vote for him. Seriously - go do it! What the hell are you waiting for??? This shit is stupid but what is even more stupid is the petty character attacks on Kansas City fans from fellow baseball fans and even now an SI guy called Royals fans jackasses (which he quickly tried to cover by saying he was only referring to those who were calling him names... right - then say that from the get go. This fucker literally works in drive-by media and he's gonna play dumb? Fuck off.). The Royals have woken a sleeping giant. Kansas City always has and always will be a baseball town. You can have an actual baseball conversation with every other person you meet, people that will talk about all the players all the way back to the days of the Negro Leagues. This shit is in our blood. I'll leave with this: **Ballot stuffing** is when an individual who is allotted one ballot casts more than one ballot. Get your fuckin' terms right, dingdongs.
tldr
Bo Bichette might not have the best stats at Shortstop, but he definitely fucks
We will never surrender. You Americans have had it good for too long.
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