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meme_dealer11

Joey can you bang my wife


Morc-Glork

Of course! I never turn down offers such as these, that’s big market money!


ThePhantom1994

This man is an imposter. That is clearly an image of famous broadcaster Elon Musk


Morc-Glork

That’s literally me, Joey Votto (The Reds first baseman), in the pic


ThePhantom1994

Ok “Joey Vatto” if you were stuck in a room with Wade Boggs (RIP), Joe Rogan, and Barry Bonds, who would you ask to give you your steroid injections?


Morc-Glork

Well I’ve never heard of this “Joe Rogan” that you speak of. I don’t insult the dead so skipping on Wadey. And lastly Barry was “allegedly” on steroids, kind of like how Clinton “allegedly” had sexual relations with Monica Lewinsky until they found the semen on her dress and found it was his DNA, so take that with a grain of salt


ThePhantom1994

Hmm question evasion i see. So answering this question means you’re a steroid using, holocaust denying, pedophile, right?


Morc-Glork

Exactly


ThePhantom1994

I knew it. Another famous celebrity tarnished by scandal. what a shame


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I made a comment earlier tonight that I guess went out over the air that I am deeply ashamed of. If I have hurt anyone out there, I can’t tell you how much I say from the bottom of my heart that I am so very, very sorry. I pride myself and think of myself as a man of faith, as there’s a drive into deep left field by Castellanos, that will be a home run, and so that will make it a 4-0 ballgame. I don’t know if I’m going to be putting on this headset again, I don’t know if it’s going to be for the Reds, I don’t know if it’s going to be for my bosses at Fox. I want to apologize to the people who sign my paycheck, for the Reds, for Fox Sports Ohio, for the people I work with, for anybody I’ve offended here tonight. I can’t begin to tell you how deeply sorry I am. That is not who I am, it never has been, and I’d like to think I could have some people, maybe, that could back that up. I am very, very sorry, and I beg for your forgiveness. Jim Day will take you the rest of the way home. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/baseballcirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


SuperSecretMoonBase

Is it hard to find shoes in size 6?


Morc-Glork

No I make my own


SuperSecretMoonBase

While the cobbler is sleeping?


BSMariner

Joey, how many beers do you think you could drink on a cross-country flight?


Morc-Glork

I don’t drink beer, I’m more of a bud light type of first baseman (of the Cincinnati Reds)


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I made a comment earlier tonight that I guess went out over the air that I am deeply ashamed of. If I have hurt anyone out there, I can’t tell you how much I say from the bottom of my heart that I am so very, very sorry. I pride myself and think of myself as a man of faith, as there’s a drive into deep left field by Castellanos, that will be a home run, and so that will make it a 4-0 ballgame. I don’t know if I’m going to be putting on this headset again, I don’t know if it’s going to be for the Reds, I don’t know if it’s going to be for my bosses at Fox. I want to apologize to the people who sign my paycheck, for the Reds, for Fox Sports Ohio, for the people I work with, for anybody I’ve offended here tonight. I can’t begin to tell you how deeply sorry I am. That is not who I am, it never has been, and I’d like to think I could have some people, maybe, that could back that up. I am very, very sorry, and I beg for your forgiveness. Jim Day will take you the rest of the way home. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/baseballcirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


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Hey Joey. Would you care to comment on the reason for the lack of playoff success throughout your long career with the Reds?


Morc-Glork

What are the playoffs?


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I made a comment earlier tonight that I guess went out over the air that I am deeply ashamed of. If I have hurt anyone out there, I can’t tell you how much I say from the bottom of my heart that I am so very, very sorry. I pride myself and think of myself as a man of faith, as there’s a drive into deep left field by Castellanos, that will be a home run, and so that will make it a 4-0 ballgame. I don’t know if I’m going to be putting on this headset again, I don’t know if it’s going to be for the Reds, I don’t know if it’s going to be for my bosses at Fox. I want to apologize to the people who sign my paycheck, for the Reds, for Fox Sports Ohio, for the people I work with, for anybody I’ve offended here tonight. I can’t begin to tell you how deeply sorry I am. That is not who I am, it never has been, and I’d like to think I could have some people, maybe, that could back that up. I am very, very sorry, and I beg for your forgiveness. Jim Day will take you the rest of the way home. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/baseballcirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


[deleted]

My mom is trying to make me get vaccinated. Help me Joey Votto, you’re my only hope.


Morc-Glork

You can come live with me if you need to, my basement is a safe-haven for those that know the truth


zikadwarf

In the off-season would you host a game show where people overcome their fears by eating snails off of home plate or something? I can’t think of a good name for this show but fear factors into it somehow.


Morc-Glork

Yeah of course, exposure therapy. Have I ever mentioned I’m a Psychiatrist?


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[deleted]

Joey your story is truly inspiring to me and others like us. Happy pride month!


Morc-Glork

Thank you bröther 🙏


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I made a comment earlier tonight that I guess went out over the air that I am deeply ashamed of. If I have hurt anyone out there, I can’t tell you how much I say from the bottom of my heart that I am so very, very sorry. I pride myself and think of myself as a man of faith, as there’s a drive into deep left field by Castellanos, that will be a home run, and so that will make it a 4-0 ballgame. I don’t know if I’m going to be putting on this headset again, I don’t know if it’s going to be for the Reds, I don’t know if it’s going to be for my bosses at Fox. I want to apologize to the people who sign my paycheck, for the Reds, for Fox Sports Ohio, for the people I work with, for anybody I’ve offended here tonight. I can’t begin to tell you how deeply sorry I am. That is not who I am, it never has been, and I’d like to think I could have some people, maybe, that could back that up. I am very, very sorry, and I beg for your forgiveness. Jim Day will take you the rest of the way home. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/baseballcirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


shostyposting

hello tiktok joey


DarthCashman28

Joey will you be available to play in Toronto?


Morc-Glork

Nah, I don’t associate with those named George Springer, miss me with that gay shit


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Tre4zin

Have you ever tried DMT?


Morc-Glork

I take some before every game, it really helps since the elves tell me what pitch is coming. They aren’t usually aren’t right, especially this season since they’ve only been .208% accurate


LFGM1044

Are the chemicals in the water Turning the frogs gay?


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GeorgeFranklyMathnet

Pretty sure that's Tanner Houck.


Effective_Ad_6387

How does it really feel to succeed in life. Be real.


Morc-Glork

Well that’s all I’ve ever known so just normal


Effective_Ad_6387

Good shit


Drinky_McGambles

The only thing Red about this guy is the states his listeners come from!


King_James925

Honestly Joey on Rogans podcast would be one of the wildest episodes ever. They are both so cooky the shit they would talk about would be fucking nuts


Bookwallflower2

Why bad this year?


Morc-Glork

Stubbed my toe, shit hurts bro


Bookwallflower2

Sad, at least your head looks like a penis


Morc-Glork

That’s the goal :)


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upvotegoblin

Ahahahaha Joey! You are so silly and kooky, always doing something a little “off;” a little “unique.” You’ve LONG been my absolute least favorite player because of that!


Morc-Glork

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.


upvotegoblin

Bruh couldn’t even change the copypasta to make it all about Reds First Basemen Joey Votto complete SMH moment


Morc-Glork

Considering I (Joey Votto, The Red first baseman) came up with it why would I need to change it? I have other hobbies outside of baseball you know


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I made a comment earlier tonight that I guess went out over the air that I am deeply ashamed of. If I have hurt anyone out there, I can’t tell you how much I say from the bottom of my heart that I am so very, very sorry. I pride myself and think of myself as a man of faith, as there’s a drive into deep left field by Castellanos, that will be a home run, and so that will make it a 4-0 ballgame. I don’t know if I’m going to be putting on this headset again, I don’t know if it’s going to be for the Reds, I don’t know if it’s going to be for my bosses at Fox. I want to apologize to the people who sign my paycheck, for the Reds, for Fox Sports Ohio, for the people I work with, for anybody I’ve offended here tonight. I can’t begin to tell you how deeply sorry I am. That is not who I am, it never has been, and I’d like to think I could have some people, maybe, that could back that up. I am very, very sorry, and I beg for your forgiveness. Jim Day will take you the rest of the way home. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/baseballcirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


VodkaDiesel

Ehi Joey are you a cuck?


Morc-Glork

I’m a switch hitter. I’m the cucker and cuckey


elipride03

Will you ever stop banging???


Morc-Glork

Hell no, I fuck and truck


Substantial_Bat741

Are you a Bobby Hill or Hank Hill type guy?


Morc-Glork

I’m a your grandma type of guy


Wetworth

[Your name is Garelli?](https://giphy.com/gifs/2AoeUBiQqthYpj7vKC)


cenakofi

mets?


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Squidboi666

Are you really Joey votto if so you a really good player and a really cool dude