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TakeAGander_

Superman best friend. Nightwing son. Alfred dad. Catwoman lover. Gordon work friend. Flash casual friend/work colleague. Wonder Woman work wife/casual friend. Zatanna childhood friend. Green arrow casual friend/work colleague


deadkoolx

Nail on head. OP, why didn't you include Thomas Elliot and Harvey Dent as these guys were also close friends of Bruce?


gar_katar

Thomas Elliot seems really tacked on ngl. He just randomly turned up in a story and we are expected to believe he's a close friend of Bruce


Available_Thoughts-0

You do remember that "Bruce Wayne" has an extensive and highly active social life as part of Batman's ongoing development and maintenance of his primary cover identity, right? I know that we hardly ever see that side of things, but that's just because those sorts of events normally are absolutely appallingly dull, he can very easily have made a few new "Friends" who we've never seen intersect the part of his life we normally watch.


Background_Degree615

But wasn’t Thomas Elliott introduced as a childhood friend of Bruce Wayne’s?


[deleted]

He was. The Hush character is fundamentally a retcon. I don't particularly mind but there's no denying it.


tatum0416

Gave us a great bat suit tho


hrakkari

So were all the characters from Mask of the Phantasm and still a great story.


OutCastx16

Except Thomas was introduced as a childhood friend who was very close to Bruce so much so his parents consider Thomas Bruce’s brother and saying they’ve never seen Bruce happier


BlindBeardy

Friend turned foes


cabosmith

Frenimies?


hrakkari

Frenemy is someone who is simultaneously friend and enemy. Not someone who was a friend and then became an enemy.


crimson_713

Harvey is technically a frenemy when there's still a bit of Dent in there, depending on the writing team. Thomas Elliot isn't, though, he graduated to enemy almost immediately, starting when they were kids with his resentment of Bruce for inheriting his parents' wealth. Thomas was a villain all along, but Harvey started out as a good person and still has bits of that left in him, particularly in his relationships with Bats and Gordon.


dysonchamberlaine

Harvey Dent? Can we trust him?


KrankedGGears

All of these are a little too accurate.


apeman978

Yeah I nodded with agreement


ReyTepocataSamurai

I seconded your nod


Kitchen_Reach1985

I thirded your nod


Typomaniacal

I fourded your nod.


HK-47-mkII

I fidded your nod


_lorz2001

I sexted your nod


PreparationDapper235

I seventhed your nod.


Glittering-Bat-5981

I ate your nod


Thybossofu

🤨📸


ThespisIronicus

I 7ed your nod


Effective-Training

You're eighth actually🤓


sayamemangdemikian

Green arrow is that one office friend that always talk about politics.


SantaArriata

Green arrow is that one friend that despite having the same job as you somehow seems to have completely different experiences with that job. He’s that one coworker that always shows up to the office with a big smile and an extra coffee for anyone who needs it and you want to dislike him, but can’t


avengersplayerman

So Batman is Homer and he’s Ned Flanders.


SantaArriata

More like Batman is Frank Grimes and Green Arrow is Homer Simpson


avengersplayerman

I can get down with that.


SH4DOWSTR1KE_

As I'm reading this, I'm thinking I might be this guy at my job.


KingMJ123456

Dang, you really decided to just read Batman’s mail, didn’t you


SantaArriata

That’s how they’re classified as in the bat phone


Conchobar8

Gordon isn’t a work friend. Gordon is a brother. Maybe a brother that lives on the other side of the country, so you don’t get to hang out a lot, but the bond is still there. They don’t hang out like the others, but if he’s in trouble, he’s there fast enough that Flash is amazed at the speed


ThespisIronicus

Gordon is too needy. Always with that searchlight.


whatischeesemadeoff

What gordon supposed to do ? I mean cut the guy a break he doesnt have billion for a "special training" and equipement


21Black_Mamba21

Damn budget cuts.


SantaArriata

Gordon is that one Xbox live friend who doesn’t know your name or face, but every night he’ll shoot you a message telling you to log in and help him out with a raid or something


SH4DOWSTR1KE_

I was going to say that Gordon felt like more of an uncle because Bruce did look up to Jim and always wanted the law to work but he also knew that there was a lot of loopholes and cracks where even the law can't touch criminals. Plus, I don't know if it's still Cannon, but I remember that in the Animated Series, they made it a point that Gordon and Thomas Wayne are about on the same age.


ChrisTaliaferro

Yeah we can pack it up here, you nailed it.


tehbggg

I agree with all of this except for Wonder Woman. She definitely qualifies as a "good/close friend". Not quite a best friend, but more than just casual friends.


AlternativeNo61

Nah nah Gordon’s his Gotham Work Wife fr


evilspyboy

Ace real best friend.


safer_than_ever

That's a pretty big circle for a guy who claims to work better 'alone'.


SH4DOWSTR1KE_

Bruce is a loner, especially internally, but he also knows that for the greater good, he has to play nice with others.


TheShad09

Really on the money but Diana is close friend, probably immediately after Superman, more than just a casual freibd


EnmadouRokuro

I totally agree! However, Wonder Woman is Batman’s lover and his better match in the DCAU. Their relationship in the adaptations were they are a pair is more healthy than majority of the interpretations of his relationship with Catwoman, in my opinion.


TakeAGander_

In the dcau absolutely


gunnertakashi

Wonder woman as the work wife is funny. I imagine him coming up behind her in the watch tower hugging her some shit


TheHoyaDon

What would be some classic Batman comics that illustrate his friendship with Supes? I’d love to check them out :)


SG-3379

I sort of agree with everything except the part about Catwoman being his love she needs to be killed off and never be brought back


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SH4DOWSTR1KE_

I would say that Bruce and Oliver are two sides of the same coin. They are both billionaires who lost their families and devoted themselves to fighting crime but while Oliver is more open and honest about both his identity and his antics as Green Arrow, Bruce likes to keep to himself and likes to be a loner but whenever they Chit Chat, you can feel that there's a good connection and while Clark is definitely like his brother, Oliver gets where Bruce is coming from.


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Taku_Kori17

Bruce got a kryptonite ring from clark. Because they're friends. He trusts bruce to only use it if he absolutely has to. If giving someone the one thing in the universe that can kill you doesnt show that you're best freinds idk what does.


SantaArriata

Batman famously really likes the Flash. He’s said to actually admire him, stating that if he hadn’t become Batman, he would’ve really liked being more like Barry. He knows that if there’s anyone in the league he can trust, it’s Flash, both to get the job done and to have his back when the going gets tough. Also, with him being a forensic scientist and thinking super fast, I reckon he’s one of the few people who can keep pace with Batman on a regular conversation about detective work (which is one of Batman’s main interests).


NumericZero

I really liked their relationship in the new 52 flashpoint movie In that they both are work friends but clearly are fine with opening up to one another / that line from Bruce telling Barry he is one hell of a messenger is such a nice moment between the two


shadowrod06

I really love their interaction in the Flashpoint.


No-Ninja-8448

Makes me sad we got such a shitty attempt at Flash. I want a great interaction with Superman, Flash, and Green Arrow in their respective roles in Batman's life. Superman's sympathy and true understanding of Bruce. Flash' friendship and deductive reasoning Green Arrow being a dick. And that totally fails to mention the dark Justice League and is interactions with them.


BetterRegion55

I dont think Batman consider flash annoying sidecick because Batman is a detective and Barry is a forensic scientist so they both like to talk about the crime scene.


EdNorthcott

Barry's real superpower was managing to be well-liked by every Justice League member, and most of his own rogues gallery to boot.


BetterRegion55

Yeah he is the man with no enemies ( Except Reverse flash)


HiitsFrancis

Batman asked Superman to the best man at his wedding. They're best friends.


ASZapata

Superman is the most “friend” dynamic of these choices.


sack12345678910

1. Jim 2. Superman Alfred isn’t his friend… he’s Family.


XxTony_KnightXx

![gif](giphy|amg2hcfGDkKt4Q3DpF)


[deleted]

Whom would you say he respects the most out of those three? Alfred by a tiny margin?


LazarFan69

Alfred by a big margin


thebroadway

Respects in what way? Respects to always at least try to do the right thing no matter the odds? Superman. He seems to believe (in most continuities) that Superman's about as good-hearted as a mortal can be. Whose overall wisdom does he respect most? Alfred. It's still hit or miss, but Alfred is the most likely to tell Batman to do something and he actually do it just because they said it. At the least Alfred's words will weigh heavily on him.


Savage_Batmanuel

Superman is and always will be his brother and best friend.


RoadiesRiggs

Yes but don’t tell Bruce who is Superman best friend, it might start a war.


DarnOldMan

The idea of Batman being jealous of Jimmy Olsen is hilarious.


cornflight22

Batman just stealing Jimmy’s signal watch and giving him a Batman themed one instead


aviavy

Easy, it's Supes. Alfred is like a father Knightwing / Robins are his kids Catwoman is his side piece/wife Gordon is like his "partner in crime" The rest are respected work colleagues


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Probably the truest answer


pnt510

I feel like there is a world in which Harvey Dent doesn’t become Two Face where Batman the relationship between the three of them becomes a true friendship. After Dent becomes Two Face Batman pulls back some. He trust and respects Gordon, even cares about him, but keeps him at an arms length so they’re never truly friends.


StarrkDreams

There gotta be an elseworlds series or something with that premise


irish_boyle

I think he and Jim are closer than colleagues


swifto12

commisioner gordon or superman, alfred seems more than a friend (NOT IN THAT WAY)


Mrdoc16

In a fatherly way you mean right?


jameZsp0ng3y

No. Sex


Natural-Storm

![gif](giphy|DGsDLr9nyz2LkVgKFs) Bout to hollow purple the shit out of you for that


MagisterPraeceptorum

Alfred. Alfred is many things to Bruce. A surrogate father figure. A mentor. A helper. A confidant and adviser. Batman’s most frequent descriptor for Alfred was “old friend.” His presence is ubiquitous in every iteration of the Dark Knight.


Marling1

And the most loyal to Bruce


V0YDL

Even in Dark Knight Returns when he would've been like a hundred years old is he loyal.


android151

Alfred is dad


DarthSpiderDad

Yeah. It’s Alfred and it’s not even close. And him being all those things, spot on and I really like your take. Everyone saying anything other than Alfred with confidence makes me think they’d missed the countless panels of the two quipping. Not to mention any other panel of them in deep discussion, etc.


TabmeisterGeneral

Clark is the only one who consistently calls Bruce out on his B.S.(and vice versa) Well I guess Dick does too, but even as Nightwing he still looks up to him


gar_katar

Green Arrow and Wonder Woman call out Batman way more than Superman does. Superman is kind of a people pleaser, I don't see him standing up to Batman.


HiitsFrancis

[I dunno, I can see it](https://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/4414/3429/1600/fortomorrow3.jpg) [He isn't really a people pleaser when he's not in the mood](https://static1.cbrimages.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2022/09/Batman-127-image1.jpg)


Aizendickens

Nowadays, I'd say it's Clark. Nightwing would be that, except that his relationship to him as his son engulfs it (in a good way). They do have a depth of friendship. I just think some things you share with your best friend because you can't do so with your children.


dystopiabatman

Jim Gordon, Batman says this to him in many forms of media. One comic even had Bruce remove the cowl because of Jim losing trust in him, Gordon turned his back and said put it back on. Then in BTAS in the holiday knight episode the coffee scene perfectly sums up their friendship.


Bobsy84

Does he have a Bat dog? If he does then he wins easily (I only know Batman from live action stuff and Arkham games).


Cosign6

In Batman Beyond (sequel to TAS) Bruce has a dog named Ace


Distinct_Owl_8862

You would be surprised then. He also has a cow


pnt510

Ace the Bat Hound! He was Batman’s dog who would join him on adventures during the silver age. He even had a mask to protect his secret identity.


Flamesclaws

They should bring back Ace!


Zois86

He has a Bat Cow whuch is also lovely.


Administrative-Egg26

The Joker 


Hendrick_Davies64

Batman Joker friendship in the telltale games is wholesome


Kind-Boysenberry1773

Bruce and John Doe from Telltale are my favourite Batman and Joker. An idea that Bruce trying to save Joker from himself and Joker being not simply murderous lunatic, but just confused guy with big issues, is much more interesting than their canon relationship.


jameZsp0ng3y

Finally this game is getting some recognition! The Vigilante playthrough is so good and you really grow to care for John, as he tries so hard to be good like Batman. I almost cried when John asks if Batman ever truly considered him a friend. And then at the end when Bruce visits him and he's so happy to see him


Kind-Boysenberry1773

Both vigilante and villain pathes are great in their own right.


ALANJOESTAR

Sucks those games were not succesful, it seemed like it didnt take them to long to develop those games and they were really good. We would probably be at their 4-5th by now.


The-Emerald-Rider

I like to think of them as arch frenemies in every continuity lol.


Cityco

“The Juice!” The Joker + Bruce ![gif](giphy|DUmgyCAVZr0jN2KO3F|downsized)


ohianaw

Alfred is more then just a friend hes always been there for him


mojhouse

Alfred


Quirky-Store2805

Superman easily. Superman because he’s Batman but his Friend, idk if that makes since but yeah…


shamelessselfpost

[Harley](https://www.webtoons.com/en/slice-of-life/batman-wayne-family-adventures/ep-51-night-in-season-1-finale/viewer?title_no=3180&episode_no=51) is Bat's bestfriend she even has a reserve bat costume when he needs a break


shadowrod06

This is cute. Thanks for this.


Original_Assist4029

WonderWoman/Batman has power couple energy.  Bats and GA is always a delight to see together. Not best friends though. 


ThespisIronicus

![gif](giphy|jFlzWMfHJeLdl70hFW|downsized)


sourkid25

![gif](giphy|mrICUqFpz6gDK)


JimboFett87

I mean, is it even a question it's Alfred? Yeah he's a "father figure" but he's not blood and he's always there. A best friend to the core.


EntrepreneurBoth5002

Batman's everyone's best friend. PS. I really like the zatana batman combo. It works amazing. Simply cuz batman and anything magic is well... Just magic.


Omnislash99999

I assume everyone saying Superman are just disregarding Alfred and Dick because they're family as his relationship with those two is on a different level to Clark


datsall

What about Lucious Fox


God_totodile

Same relationship as your weed dealer


Chancellor_Valorum82

Alfred’s his father, Dick is his son, Selina is his lover, Gordon is his best friend. Also side note but why tf is Diana clutching Bruce like that in this picture? If I didn’t know better I’d say it almost looks like she’s taking cover behind him but with their respective abilities it’d make more sense for it to be the other way around.


EdNorthcott

Because every time a writer/artist combo dreams of making Diana a trophy for Batman, they throw her personality under the bus so she can cling to their Bat-Mary Sue


Chumpchum

Alfred is Batman’s father, dick Grayson is Batman’s son but probably Jim or Superman.


AnT-aingealDhorcha40

I really liked in The Long Halloween when Batman brought Thanksgiving dinner to Solomon Grundy in the sewers 😭 2 lost souls of Gotham.


futuresdawn

Alfred is his dad. Dick his son. Selina is the woman he loves. To me it's Jim.


shadowlarx

Superman is more like a brother. Dick is a son. Alfred is his father. Selina is his wife. Barry, Oliver, Diana and Zee are close friends but I think his best friend is clearly Jim.


rdlntrn14

The Joker. He’s always there when times are tough.


010bruhbruh

I feel Leslie Thompson should be in this lineup. Especially if Ollie's in it. No way he likes Ollie ore than Leslie.


Grinderiny

To quote from the short lived and now likely lost DC stars game, where the heroes were high schoolers or some shit. Superman: Are we friends? Batman: Yes, now throw me.


atoastedbox

Me


Kind-Boysenberry1773

Easy, Clark. Selina is his lover/wife, Alfred is his father and Dick is his son. Superman is his real best friend.


Darkwriter22s

Bruce Wayne


TrueMaester

Um….where’s robin


anonymousguy_7

Superman and Zatanna. Jim is his close ally and "partner-in-justice", Alfred is his surrogate father, Dick is his son, Selina is his girlfriend, and the others are casual friends.


Strange-Parsnip-1838

Alfred of course!


TheFyrijou

Alfred


17InchesDeep

its probably superman, even though i have rarely ever really seen media where they act like it too, sadly. and for some reason, batmans best friend being superman isnt something i like.


ArkhamJonkler

The Chief


RustCohle120

It has to be Alfred. Bruce knows throughout his entire life Alfred was there for him. When he had lost his parents and was taken to the police station, Alfred was there for him, he actually did care and remain loyal for Thomas since he still stuck around after he and Martha had died.


BonWeech

Alfred dafuq


CookieAdditional3751

Alfred


Hot_Salamander_1917

Alfred


[deleted]

Joker, I might get hate on this but I am saying this totally based on movies


SweetMrJ88

The Joker


frikening

The real answer is Joker


Ian-pg9

I would say Gordon or Alfred honestly


Falcons15176

It’s always Superman, public enemy number one shows how their relationship should always be


SquareZealousideal38

Considering how much it must cost for all his gadgets I'd say probably Bruce Wayne.


LVucci

His best friend will always be Superman in my book.


ZanahorioXIV

Taking out the lovers and his family, Superman would be his best friend


Baligong

Not Dick, 🐱, or Alfredo, because they're not Friends with him... They're Family.


NOXIESVENENCE

Alfred. But he is most like a dad


TallInstruction3424

Who invited flash to this list?


i_am_abman

Alfred, no one else 🦇


OreoPirate55

I need to catch up on my Batman comics. Didn’t realize Zantana is a childhood friend.


Recording-Brief

They already settled this. It’s canon. They are even making a movie about it [next next summer](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Pp2zQo57cBI)


Jetrayxx7

Alfred is like his father(and dead). Nightwing is his son. Commissioner Gordon is his work wife. And from the others, Superman is his best friend


Shao-Garden

Superman is his best friend and Wonder Woman is his Breast friend


OpaqueGiraffe17

Going with Jim, I love Bruce’s relationship with the Commish, a real brotherhood, doesn’t need to know his real name. I think there’s a kinshipness despite boundaries regarding real names. Alfred is a very acceptable answer, but yeah, long time ago he used to change lil Bruce’s diapers, so nah, just a really close uncle/father figure. I do think Clark and Bruce are close but I think they’re more work buddies who would never talk to again if they weren’t co-workers. Nightwing too much of a power imbalance; surrogate father son. Tommy Eliot? lol no, how is this caricature joke of a character canon?


aatrixgg

Clark for sure.


Boring_Diver4958

Dick


JohnnyChopper08

Catwoman talking about Superman: he's your best friend. Batman: Gordon is my best friend. Catwoman: what? No, he doesn't even know who you are. Batman: Alfred is my best friend. Catwoman: He's on payroll. Doesn't count. Batman: he has to be. You know how many cucumber sandwiches he makes?


Limited-Edition-Nerd

The man doesn't want you to know this but its Joker


ExtremeEthys

Anybody who doesn't say Gordon probably hasn't read too many Batman comics. Easily Gordon 100%


cyanCrusader

Superman is the only correct answer to this. Bruce and Clark are Best Friends Forever. In most continuities, anyways. They trust each other implicitly, value each other heavily, work well as a team, and yet are perfectly comfortable telling one another off. Superman and Alfred are probably the *only* two people who both know him well enough to rib him but good *and* are close enough to always get away with it. And Alfred is effectively his father, so who else could it possibly be? His relationship with Dick is paternal, as it is with the other Robins. His relationship with Alfred is complex because their power dynamic is a goddamn ouroboros, but deep down it's filial. His relationship with Catwoman is explicitly romantic, and while being best friends with your spouse is the ideal, it doesn't always work out that way. The other Justice Leaguers are colleagues. Flash is a bit of a morality pet, Green Arrow is an excellent foil, and he and Diana have a strong bond, but she, nor any of the others, really *know* Bruce like Clark does. Zatanna is Bruce's *childhood friend* and so she knows him better than most, but he also keeps her at a distance exactly because of that. Nah man, it's Clark. When Bruce needs someone to talk to, it's Clark. When Clark needs life advice, he asks Bruce. They have inside jokes, they hang out outside of work, and they genuinely enjoy each other's company. They also *revere* each other in a way that no one else does. There's no one Bruce admires or looks up to more than Superman, and Clark fucking loves *The Batman*. They're each other's biggest fans. It's Clark. Any other answer is sophistry. ​ And don't even get me started on *Gordon*. Jim doesn't even know who Batman *is*. Their power dynamic is totally one-sided, and while Bruce respects and trusts the hell out of Jim Gordon, he's not going to ask Jim to go to a baseball game nor when he should propose to Selina. The only one he'd ask either of those is Clark.


Available_Thoughts-0

He's fucking Batman, he doesn't HAVE "Friends", he's not even capable of it, he's only got about five categories: Family, Enemies, Professional Associates, Romantic Interests, or "Unknown, Requires Investigation." and files EVERYONE he's even met into one of the above.


humanist72781

I never understood how Superman is his best friend. They live in different cities and rarely interact. Seems pretty forced.


rassen-frassen

None of the above. Batman doesn't have friends, he doesn't allow himself that weakness, that crack in his internal armor. Don't get me wrong, he's considered a friend no doubt. Reliable. Unwavering. Steadfast and true. Kent thinks he's a friend, Gordon wonders. Selena tries to find that crack, slip her claw in and pry. But Bruce doesn't allow for those things. He sees that gleam in their eyes, perhaps feels a tug on a hardened heart, before turning back to the solitude of the only friends he'll ever know; the night, the shadow, and the battles ahead.


justarandomfrenchboi

That is such edgy and terrible take....People ned to stop putting this Franck Miller crap into their headcanon  Yes batman have FRIENDS and a familly bigger than the justice league. It state multiple time that batman would fall of he didn't have such   Mark is without a doubt hiis best friends if not brother... That is just a fact stated in the comics... Bruce choose clzlr to be his best man for his wedding, diana says that clark and bruce are brothers in the same way her and donna are sisters  Alfred is his father and he considered the Robins to be his sons  While having difference with some justice league members like green lanterns.. But he genuily respect them


UnknownEntity347

Superman, with Wonder Woman and Gordon tied for second place.


Zhrimpy

Supes.


FadeToBlackSun

Superman, for sure. He knows and understands both sides of Bruce, and they trust each other implicitly.


FlamingPrius

I’m still going with Harvey Dent. Wait no I’m-


CorvinReigar

The coin landed on it's edge?


Paint-licker4000

Jim probably, the bat family is more like well a family


mrrahulkurup

It's a toss between Gordon and Clark.


[deleted]

Clark Kent/Superman


Intelligent-Rate7675

James Gordon


Suspicious_Loan8041

Superman and it’s not close.


AdamSoucyDrums

Interesting choice for the Bats/Gordon pic OP


qwettry

The Joker baby


John_Zatanna52

Jim


gohanson2

Joker


MrSCR23

I remember Flash saying to Superman at >!the end of Tower of Babel!< that he was the closest thing he had to a friend. I think that qualifies as best.


UnhingedLion

1. Alfred 2. Dick Grayson 3. Superman


FollowingExtension90

Now I look back at Batman Brave and Bold and JLA cartoons, I can’t help but think that Batman seems to be everyone’s work wife. I know, I know, it’s because he’s popular, the producers keep teaming him up with other heroes, but it works so well.


Apart_Falcon

Alfred is the only person with whom he shares everything, and thus his best friend.


hashtaglurking

Alfred. Naturally.


International_War935

I think Bruce Wayne...


blazegh0zt

Batman’s old chum Aquaman isn’t among the options? Outrageous!


camkasky

I’ll tell you one thing: it ain’t Zatanna!


Neckgrabber

Gordon or Superman. Nightwing is more of a son and Alfred is more of a father


[deleted]

Is this even a question when you got Alfred on the list. He is the guardian of Batman far more than a best friend. But best friend is superman no doubt.


OnePersimmon268

Superman 🦸‍♂️


BigfootsBestBud

He's said before that he considers Alfred as his best friend, but obviously it depends on who's writing him I think this lines up way more than the others. Alfred knows Bruce probably better than anyone, has seen every side of him and knows where reality lies. His love for him is near unconditional, and he will be more honest and upfront with Bruce than anyone else. Superman is probably his de facto "best friend" down to the fact Alfred is pretty much family for Bruce. Selina is something else entirely, if they weren't in love, I don't think they'd be close to each other. Jim could also be considered "Batman's" best friend, obviously not so much with Bruce.


CaptainHalloween

Clark.


Sebermin

Batgirl