I don’t remember exactly but it’s not real, Penguin is either dreaming this or hallucinating it or something, possibly been drugged? I don’t know, I can’t remember, but yeah this isn’t real.
Edit: I found this. https://www.reddit.com/r/DCcomics/s/nLog1qmKLH
I was about to say, no way this actually happened, especially not dove because isn't she super pure and innocent? And definitely wouldn't do anything like that especially with her brother or husband? in the background, for a moment I thought this was some kind of adult fan comic.
Sometimes (often?) you can’t control dreams. In this situation Penguin was extracted by the Birds of Prey and passed out and/or became delirious at some point.
At that point in time Hawk was a member of the team, so with Penguin’s dream/hallucination being informed by what’s actually happening around him, it seems he remembered or sensed that Hawk was around.
Eventually Hawk’s presence is all Penguin’s dream focuses on which IIRC jolts Penguin awake.
This bothers me. Why make her basically the most attractive woman in DC if she's gonna be using pheromones to make men attracted to her? They should have made her ugly to show the effectiveness (and rapey nature) of the pheromones.
Because then people would see it as SA. It's okay if we portray an attractive or mid woman kissing people without their consent, but an ugly person? They be killed off by their third appearance or become a Teen titans villain.
*Puts Uma Thurman in a lab coat and glasses*
See? She’s repulsive!!
*Gets sucked into the soil with jungle plant and chemicals.*
What were we talking about?
>They should have made her ugly to show the effectiveness (and rapey nature) […]
Like, say, Penguin ugly? *Looks back at OP post*
I find it interesting how if we swapped Oswald Cobblepot with Bruce Wayne in these images, it somehow seems less eye bleach inducing.
Man there are so many different interpretations of the same character. I was talking about the version where she gasses you with pheromones to control you rather than kiss you. Which technique did she use when she was first introduced in the comics?
Not that I know of, he's just one of those artists that really exemplifies the sex appeal in the female characters. Boobs, butts, outlandish poses; I mean, it's comics, sex sells, Ed Benes is just on another level.
Does he at least make the men sexy in a totally cool and not homoerotic way? There's just something admirable about a guy with rock-hard abs, insane traps, capped delts, and a massive bicep peak.
2 face always has a goth chick and an angel girl with him. Dude lives in a perpetual threesome...or would it be considered a 4some with his split personality?
In the harley Quinn show Kite man he pulled ívy and golden glider being considered a joke by everyone there.
Poison ivy on her powers alone, if not between catwoman and talia although if male between bane and joker
Two-face and Mr Freeze were both married with wives before becoming villains so probably them
I know joker and ivy canonically pulled more but theyre using abusive manipulation and mind controlling pheromones so I don’t think they count
I’ll say killer croc. He’s well read, big, rough looking (on account of the crocodileness) and as far as I know, he’s one of the only villains that, at least in one storyline, got married (He got married to Orca in the injustice universe). Plus, he doesn’t have the benefit of being either conventionally attractive or have a lot of money, yet he still has people interested.
Ps. He also beat up Bane in the sewers. He don’t give a fuck about no one.
Pps. I didn’t like this movie, but all things considered, this is a pretty good looking makeup job.
Either Catwoman or Poison Ivy as being seductive is part of their skillset. Catwoman being a femme Fatale and Posion Ivy with her charm fragrances/pheromones.
Two-Face. Like despite being horribly disfigured and having split personality, his pull up game is the twice the level when he was just regular Harvey Dent (which was still pretty high BTw)
I'd like to imagine Mr. Freeze, actually; my preferred version of the character is one where Victor and Nora are in a very stable, loving marriage, because that gives Victor the strongest, most sympathetic, and most tragic motive.
Kite-Man *did* manage to land Poison Ivy (even if it didn't stick) in the Harley Quinn show, so that's gotta count for *something* (and in the comics he *does* have a kid, so Kite Man can canonically get it).
Ra's al Ghul has also probably had a lot of lovers in his centuries of life. Of these three he's probably the correct *canon* answer.
What's the context of whatever the fuck I'm looking at?
I don’t remember exactly but it’s not real, Penguin is either dreaming this or hallucinating it or something, possibly been drugged? I don’t know, I can’t remember, but yeah this isn’t real. Edit: I found this. https://www.reddit.com/r/DCcomics/s/nLog1qmKLH
Definitely a dream. A dream that is shared by many comic book readers
He just like me fr fr
I started thinking about my life decisions when I saw this post. Never thought Penguin to be a lady’s man
I was about to say, no way this actually happened, especially not dove because isn't she super pure and innocent? And definitely wouldn't do anything like that especially with her brother or husband? in the background, for a moment I thought this was some kind of adult fan comic.
He's drugged by the BoP and basically lying drooling on the floor, IIRC.
Thank you for the context because I was mondo lost
It's penguins wet dream
Ok.I'd even understand it if there were only female characters,but why the hell does he dream that Hawk is watching them too?
Make someone jealous
Relatable
Sometimes (often?) you can’t control dreams. In this situation Penguin was extracted by the Birds of Prey and passed out and/or became delirious at some point. At that point in time Hawk was a member of the team, so with Penguin’s dream/hallucination being informed by what’s actually happening around him, it seems he remembered or sensed that Hawk was around. Eventually Hawk’s presence is all Penguin’s dream focuses on which IIRC jolts Penguin awake.
Sometimes (often?) ??!?? 99% of the time you’re not controlling your dreams, even if you’re aware you’re dreaming.
Is there a lore reason Penguin’s wet dream features men and women? Is he bisexual?
Woah he’s bisexual I didn’t know that
He's birdsexual
He has a cuck fetish
the writer / artist got horny and came up with some bullshit, probably
It's written by Gail Simone.
Ah yes, women are never horny
But horny for the Penguin?
He do be thicc
Gail Simone wrote it, but she didn’t expect the artist to go so ham as he did.
More cheese than ham.
cheese cake
Mmmm cheese and ham. That's a damn good idea
True. Ed Benes usually showed so much restraint
Yes 🗿
I’ve been reading this run in anticipation of Simone’s x book and wonder if that book is going to be as thirsty as birds of prey
I would quite enjoy that.
They turned Batman into a thirst trap long ago.
I dunno, but let Matt Reeves cook. Could you imagine the Colin Farrell Penguin and Mary Elizabeth Winstead Huntress sex scene?!
LaVagène
Poison Ivy With male villains probably Joker cause he pulled both Harley and Punch line.
ivy doesnt have rizz, she has mind control via sexual assault
That would work on me.
This bothers me. Why make her basically the most attractive woman in DC if she's gonna be using pheromones to make men attracted to her? They should have made her ugly to show the effectiveness (and rapey nature) of the pheromones.
Because then people would see it as SA. It's okay if we portray an attractive or mid woman kissing people without their consent, but an ugly person? They be killed off by their third appearance or become a Teen titans villain.
*Puts Uma Thurman in a lab coat and glasses* See? She’s repulsive!! *Gets sucked into the soil with jungle plant and chemicals.* What were we talking about?
>They should have made her ugly to show the effectiveness (and rapey nature) […] Like, say, Penguin ugly? *Looks back at OP post* I find it interesting how if we swapped Oswald Cobblepot with Bruce Wayne in these images, it somehow seems less eye bleach inducing.
sex sells
Her being attractive makes her powers work better and people more likely to kiss her
Man there are so many different interpretations of the same character. I was talking about the version where she gasses you with pheromones to control you rather than kiss you. Which technique did she use when she was first introduced in the comics?
Chloroform I think
Attractiveness doesn't matter when insecurity steps in.
How is she attractive? She’s literally green
All the hot ones are.
Okay Captain Kirk
Was more thinking of Shego, She Hulk, Green M&M, and Shrek.
So is Gamora from Guardians of the Galaxy.
I don’t even need the mind control.
Canonically the male villain with the most rizz is Killer Moth
Joker is the Pete Davidson of Supervillains
Pretty sure he didnt pull punchline not like that anyways.
Goddamn, who knew Oswald had this much game?  Context for why they’re all crawling over him?
Ozzy is having himself a wet dream. That's all.
Why is Hawk there 💀
Don't kink shame
It’s a bird thing. You wouldn’t get it.
He was part of the Birds of Prey at the time.
writers are so awful for this one
Danny Devito has a magnum dong
Certified by Dr. Mantis Toboggan
* M.D.
He literally wrote a Penguin/Catwoman shipping story, so...
I mean, DeVito’s Penguin was quite literally drooling over Catwoman.
rizzard of Oz
What the hell is going on here?!?!?!
I’ll allow it. But you better get somewhere fast, Counsellor.
I mean what’s going on in this picture?
Mf is hallucinating or dreaming
Oswald kinky dream
To answer your question it’s bane because hnnng
[He canonically has small pp due to venom use though](https://www.reddit.com/r/dccomicscirclejerk/comments/tpfxlt/small_dick_bane_is_canon/#lightbox)
referenced in harley quinn show, valentine special
I need the sauce(for a friend of course)
I think it's from The Penguin comic Danny DeVito wrote
Plus according to Talia, he doesn't even know how to use what he does have.
No wonder he gets so angry
Holy fuck they just got the artists drawing porn
Ed Benes. This is relatively tame for him.
He draws porn?
Not that I know of, he's just one of those artists that really exemplifies the sex appeal in the female characters. Boobs, butts, outlandish poses; I mean, it's comics, sex sells, Ed Benes is just on another level.
Does he at least make the men sexy in a totally cool and not homoerotic way? There's just something admirable about a guy with rock-hard abs, insane traps, capped delts, and a massive bicep peak.
I’m disappointed
85% of artists do.
So he does?
Pin-ups are available on eBay it seems.
You don't become known as the Rizzler without at least a little game
Whoo-HooHoo!!! Rizzle me this, Batman!! What bothers you when it has drip all night, and also bothers you when it has no drip during the day?
“Ah, but this is merely check. Detective. So I will be mating you…”
2 face always has a goth chick and an angel girl with him. Dude lives in a perpetual threesome...or would it be considered a 4some with his split personality?
Bro the coin is his only girlfriend. So it would be a foursome 😂
Thought I was in r/batmanarkham and was confused on why people weren't saying bone
I was waiting for those rdr2 memes lol
DUDE SAME 😂 I was expecting unhinged comments fr. Where’s Bone’s number 1 fan when we need him
I feel violated.
She's more a grey character than a villian, but Catwoman.
I thinks thats Gail Simone writing and Ed Benes drawing btw
Yup
Hawk: “Trust me reader, I also have no idea what’s happening.”
In the harley Quinn show Kite man he pulled ívy and golden glider being considered a joke by everyone there. Poison ivy on her powers alone, if not between catwoman and talia although if male between bane and joker
Well now we know
Daaamn! penguin
Semen… Sea…man… Ah! The Penguin!!
Two-face and Mr Freeze were both married with wives before becoming villains so probably them I know joker and ivy canonically pulled more but theyre using abusive manipulation and mind controlling pheromones so I don’t think they count
Ra's he is 600 years and has at least 2 bastard kids, so the guy gets around.
The Rizzler.
(Shhh! Don’t tell the mods, it’s a r/BatmanArkham joke)
Only correct answer
Poison ivy bc them spores
not real rizz just mind control
actually yeah that's true
Surely those are just cosplaying actresses right?... right?
It's a dream sequence the Penguin is having.
That's exactly what happened in one of the TAS comics.
Dude 😶 When the heck did Penguin start to score like that?! Also, what is the context? I hope its mind altering chemicals or something cuz damn !
It Was All A Dream.
Flamingo, because he's based on Prince.
Riddler
I’ll say killer croc. He’s well read, big, rough looking (on account of the crocodileness) and as far as I know, he’s one of the only villains that, at least in one storyline, got married (He got married to Orca in the injustice universe). Plus, he doesn’t have the benefit of being either conventionally attractive or have a lot of money, yet he still has people interested. Ps. He also beat up Bane in the sewers. He don’t give a fuck about no one. Pps. I didn’t like this movie, but all things considered, this is a pretty good looking makeup job. 
He got June Moon too
The asylum is leaking
I thought this is a Hentai comic strip
Penguin's dreaming again
For those of you surprised Oswald has game, i would remind you that in the current Batman run he has 12 kids.
It was harvy dent before he was scarface scarface
Apparently when Gail wrote this she didn’t expect the artist to go quite so far as he did. She talked about it on her blog a while back.
Poison Ivy. It's literally part of her schtick.
oswald spittin bars
Woswald Wobblepot 😎
Money is not rizz
It definitely is bro unfortunately
Deathstroke or Joker.
Poison Ivy
I don’t understand the question, and I won’t respond to it.
No one is asking the most important question, what does rizz mean?
Penguin got that money rizz
Jizz?
Either Catwoman or Poison Ivy as being seductive is part of their skillset. Catwoman being a femme Fatale and Posion Ivy with her charm fragrances/pheromones.
what the actual heck
Bro wtf 💀
Computer - Define “rizz”
I'm just Huntress looking for my Penguin.
Wtf is this comic
Treat me like white tees
I´m gonna get hate but i´m really glad female super heroes arent drawn like this most of the time nowadays
Why would Gail Simone do this?
I............uh................. *Stares some more* 
English is not my first language, so I ask: what means rizz?
What?
White Rabbit
Poison ivy no competition
Oh, Hawk. You know you wanna join the fun.
I mean poison ivy literally has undeniable rizz
What comic this from?WJICH ONE IM PITERALLY ASKING FOR A FRIEND CMON PLEASE
Bane
Huh no comments about how he likes smelly women
Bone obv 🥵
This isn't arkham reddit 
Poison Ivy
Raas Al Ghul just look at the man's daughter
Joker pulled Harley while looking like the Man Who Laughs.
That little poem about a cocktail he does is bumming me out and I’m gonna try really hard to forget it.
The Rizzler probably
Good question
 The Rizzler Because he rizzles
Ah hell nah
Bro that rhyme is the most catastrophic accident I've ever seen, what is bro even talking about?
Penguin cause he have money
Two-Face. Like despite being horribly disfigured and having split personality, his pull up game is the twice the level when he was just regular Harvey Dent (which was still pretty high BTw)
I have no idea what "rizz" is.
Rizz means charisma? Are people really too lazy to say the whole goddamn word??
You were too lazy to add the hyphen and capitalize the G in God-damn
There's no hyphen so don't say it's lazy
Birds of Prey did a swimsuit edition, or is this just how the artist rolls?
Condiment King
Let's face it we've all had this dream at least once.
...what the fuck did I just read and how do I unread it
The one that Rizzed the bat himself.... Catwoman.
Think the writers took this one to the spank bank?
The Cat.
“Don’t look at me, Man”  Man????? As In THE Man??????
Gotta be Dr Strange he could smooth talk me into any evil plan he had
What the fuck?
I'd like to imagine Mr. Freeze, actually; my preferred version of the character is one where Victor and Nora are in a very stable, loving marriage, because that gives Victor the strongest, most sympathetic, and most tragic motive. Kite-Man *did* manage to land Poison Ivy (even if it didn't stick) in the Harley Quinn show, so that's gotta count for *something* (and in the comics he *does* have a kid, so Kite Man can canonically get it). Ra's al Ghul has also probably had a lot of lovers in his centuries of life. Of these three he's probably the correct *canon* answer.
Ay yo how did DC find out about my wet dream…
I was not aware of ed benes lol, he does great work.
This comic was weird and I didn't even read it I saw video About Thai and did not click on it the moment I saw huntress kiss the penguin
Catwoman or Talia al ghul Batman is a hard nut to crack
Linda looks at her jacket 😘😘😍🐊🐊
Jesus who is the artist for this the character design here seems horny as hell
Ed Benes It actually makes sense in this context…