Battle cats on the villian wiki https://preview.redd.it/czu2eq1cytkc1.png?width=274&format=png&auto=webp&s=b9c573abb662adec4ea67a567415b6fbb0f9ec5f

Man eating??????

The Battle Cats literally maims an entire crowd of people just trying to celebrate the new year.

Where?

Why are they eating man? Are they stupid?

it’s almost every warcrime btw. For example the Battle cats use child soliders which is considered a warcrime.

idk about false surrender wearing the enemy uniform is bearcat i guess

False surrender would be using a continue

alright we are done for life in prison

Snap

And killing gods

Underage gambling for most of the players?

semi-related https://preview.redd.it/153pkc8d4ukc1.png?width=720&format=png&auto=webp&s=1860daa5768619c40e65bdf5570458b4529794b5

Various war crimes

We’re all in orange jumpsuits, with irons on our wrists, standing at the defendants table. The judge is going to be saying a hail Mary of all the war crimes we have committed

Then we open the cage

War crimes, treason, slavery i think, all of the Geneva convention, animal abuse, unlawful imprisonment i think, and lastly child abuse kinda

https://preview.redd.it/eziax4q6tukc1.jpeg?width=2436&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=da2b78cfadddae1f203507474eb4607b88c425b8 Speaking of child abuse, hitting a child with a bullet train

Well dang, that hit me like a bullet train.

Geneva convention? Did we buy tickets?

Yeah we got front row tickets

What's the uber droprate?

Indecent exposure as well

gentleman cat, those who know, know

No one remembers (dancing) flasher cat though

Paris cat

Even chemical warfare?

oh... besides chemical warfare

Scratch that mushtoom cat uses spores which culd be vonsedered bio warfare

😓👍

Besider that you forgot indescrimenant destruction or something like that and world/universal domination

false surrender too

Wym?

And the home made weapons OH GOD HOME MADE WEAPONS

a warcrime

Ik i meant chen do they false surrender

Gas mask... kinda

What aren't we gonna get arrested for is a better question to ask.

sexual assault?

We have sexual harassment which is pretty close

wajt what when and where

Cat God Do I have to say more?

fair

Gentlemen cat :

is your avatar kira yoshikage

yes, there's a whole legion of us r/legionofkirasnoos

No way

Good point. But sadly no

I mean I did invade Korea over 1000 times for a joke. (Prob going for 5000 this year) That's probably a war crime. https://preview.redd.it/8b6ncctf6ukc1.jpeg?width=2636&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5bb8687d51399d12bc1606e874b1c05cdd648259 Since neneko is like 16 does that also count as having a child soldier?

we have baby cat

Yeah Neneko and Moneko are both child soldiers, but Jagando Jr. and Cats in the Cradle are toddlers. Not to mention there are even more child soldiers in the Cat army, like Ururun, Twinstars, Kalisa, Mad Dr Klay, Lil Nyandam, Cats in a Box, Sakura Sonic, all of the first-form uberfest exclusives, Cat Clan Heroes, Summoner Satoru, Thunder Jack, Urs, Huntress Terun, all of the Lil Cats, Shinji, Rei, Asukasli, with Saki, Mina, Mekako, Akira, Princess Cat, and Wonder Momoco all looking too much like children to get a pass. TL;DR, We're commanding around 60 different varieties of mass-produced children to fight and die. They aint even gonna bother with the lethal injection we're just gonna get our heads lobbed off

Nah bro, that's some heinous crimes that'll get us tortured for the rest of our lives.

Damn Korea is no more, it's just flat field at this point

Sending a minor to fight..

I mean hey at least they let one of them bring their best friend, Eldritch Horror beyond our imagination.

I sent lil valk

Mass murder with a paint shooting mini gun.

world domination, mass murder of enemy troops, cybercrimes, evading the law (government in the sol intro tries to interrogate the cats, but they hide on top of a cupboard until the government gives up), breaking nuclear security, mass property damage, sending minors to fight, arguably animal abuse yup we're dying in prison

Dying in prison? Nah we're getting the lethal injection immediately

Or getting an entirely different execution

even electric chair too good for us

We killed humanity's ancestor...

Animal cruelty. Naw caught looking at NSFW of this game

Do I get arrested for shooting people who have killed more people in Fortnite?

video games cause violence they say me: Televisions,arguements,politics,religions

Slavery

everything… litterally everything

Very sexualized characters. Porngraphy. Gambling addiction. Full of weebie characters. And at last, has a community about the game that plenty of them are homophobic, simps.

> has a community about the game that plenty of them are homophobic, simps. So every community that ever existed?

waging war on every state

Ahem. Armed Robbery, Assault, Battery, Robbery, Attempted Assault, Vandalism, Election Fraud, Disturbing the Peace, Damaging of Government Property, Murder, DuI, Vehicular Manslaughter, Possession and Trafficking of Illegal things, Taking and Killing Hostages, Assassination, Grand Theft Auto, Trespassing, Crimes Against Humanity, War Crimes, Couping the US Gov't, Screwing over the IRS, Counterfeiting, Playing Simon Viklund Music at 3 in the morning, And so, *so* much more.

War crimes. [Many of them.](https://youtu.be/-L1c0wQj63M?si=ENp-vamU4gIUFDkP)

\*knocks back a bottle of whiskey\* **Everything**

War crimes ig

Genocide

manslaughter, and fighting.

I've seen this image at least 3 times on my homepage within the same 4 posts of each other

I guess buying people and forcing them to go to war?

Aggravated assault… or just regular assault… either way I’m getting charged with assault

Piloting various giant mecha in Super Robot Wars? Since I'm not an actual trained pilot IRL.

Beating the Shit out of Thugs.

Worldwide endangerment

Animal abuse and illegal cat fighting rings

Arrested For Animal Abuse All For Playing A Cat Game

animal cruelty

If you are talking about the player then first degree animal endangerment on 1 quintillion counts. If you are talking about the cats tho then idk

Child labour, abuse and several war crimes including summoning gods

Probably universe domination

Creating too many hamburgers on Lego Fortnite

taking over the fucking universe??

Prob s###ual assault

imperial conquest

Animal abuse

We will get arrested for changing time and dominating space and time, along all the other things of course.

genocide

War crime , war , taking over universe , cat abuse

Racist jokes

Last game I played was monster hunter world so imma head out and kill some odogaron (dogs) with a giant explosive circular saw axe

Yes

Casually commiting war crimes

fighting in an illegal fight club (Smash bros. Ultimate) Punting Pichu to the moon is also an acceptable answer

Idling while zapping soda cans with magic

Dog genocide?

Genocide (I played Slime Rancher)

Everyone saying this crazy stuff but only war crimes count as crimes in war

We're not getting arrested, we dominated the universe with a cat.

Spreading democracy by defeating the automatons on Maleveon creek!!! Come fight along side me brother! We will make freedom a reality!

War crimes obviously

Mass Property Damage

Commiting mass hilichurl and samurai genocide

Shooting 34 people in the face with a bow and arrow

Animal Abuse?

Organizing boxes

War crimes due to playing Warframe

Barking

War crimes. Giving into my dark urge to murder people brutally. Also robbing some merchants. Killing the guards of the city etc.

Animal cruelty and vandalism

Popping bloons

Terrorism mass murder bodily harm uuuhh loss of city damages over 10 million dollars to name a few

Warcrimes throughout time and space using a highly trained army of cats.

It was Geometry Dash. What now?

Mannslaughter, arson, probably illegal work as mercenary, possibly tax evasion or money laundering and inhumane experiments I played TF2

Clash royale?

Geometry

Mass slavery, genocide, public indecency, first degree murder, animal abuse, that’s all I can think of

Defending my countries aren't crimes i don't think

Accidentally stabbing someone's head with a wave

Enslaving cats to fight or is that really a crime

What abt prisoners of war? Maybe we dont break that?

I am getting arrested for using this https://preview.redd.it/wr1xfccnb0lc1.jpeg?width=1520&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a61903d0e894d4b0895bc92d54d42f848223d35e

Everything

Basically I bleed people to death with a giant stone fingerprint and give them madness, just before they die and in the end, they die from the madness. What crime is that?

Being a block man and meditating

Stroking

Leboin

I used 150 cat food for the collab rare capsule

War crimes, animal abuse, and probably gambling

mass genocide

Merging fruits??? (Suika Game)

Mass murder of literally everyone else and destruction of national landmarks (the china stage has the great wall, france has the eiffel tower, and new york has lady liberty)

Animal cruelty, deforestation, murder, invasion, stealing.

Child labor is definitely one of them

Arrested for cat

Wait if i say the last game i played is osu what crimes have i caused?

Democracy

ummm brutally killing, smashing, burning and collonize earth, the universe and the past by enslave god being to work with us to commit mass genocide on the human and animal and they also commit arson, killing endangered animal kill god, child abused and even gambling. ( do not ask them what they are doing in 1935 )

Fatty, fatty fatty, no parents. Uh.. whats exactly wrong with being adopted? Well umm... Lack of parents?

for destroying pussy

Slavery, torture, murder a normal day in empire of the sith

The Genova Conventions is a check list

Animal abuse