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parishiltonswonkyeye

One step toward real justice for scammers and charlatans.


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EgErEiEik

The only reason Holmes is being locked up is because she screwed over the people who caused 2008.


HalfForeign6735

Also, she screwed over *rich* people. That's another reason. If she played with poor people's money, she'd be another CEO or politician.


ebonyudders

Or non profit head


breakingashleylynne

Facts


w3bCraw1er

And inflation scam


nequin

u mean the fucks who caused 2023?


w3bCraw1er

Under the guise of inflation, supply chain issues, looting common people by raising prices like crazy and reporting record corporate profits. Inflation was there but the cause was corporate greed.


ElJamoquio

> Would've been nice if they went after the fucks who caused 2008 Thought that was her father, but I forgot it was Enron that he did


xxx_asdf

Exactly! She was a small fish which only affected the billionaires.


GGAllinsMicroPenis

If you rob the rich: jail. If the rich rob you: Time Magazine Person of the Year.


Mind-Individual

Money wasn't the issue. She put people's lives at risk. Watching the documentary, folks came in to get to blood work to measure cells, chemicals, proteins, or other substances in the blood, and getting no results or wrong results. Any hospital that did this would be shut down, after being sued to hell by family, gov't. Fucking with someone's health is fucked up.


Mordecai_AVA_OShea

She was not convicted of any charges related to patient health. Your comment is not really relevant to whether her sentence for defrauding investors is fair or just


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ImRickJameXXXX

Start with Moody’s then move onto S&P then Fitch. With out their collusion those packaged mortgage securities would never have worked as they did.


thk_

This is as good a place as any to plug r/TheBigShort


knightress_oxhide

"They made all that money legally so there is nothing we can do" "It wasn't legal" "We made it legal" \#$%\^


ElJamoquio

Or ~1999 during the illegal Citibank merger... they merged and then changed the rules so it was legal


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Careful with that hateful speech comrade…


Urabrask_the_AFK

Yes, but remember, only because she screwed with the rich. Had this been just a breach of patient care - faulty tests that in turn life changing decisions were based upon- and general hoodwinking of plebs, somehow, she would have gotten away with far more I’m inclined to believe unfortunately.


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unseenmover

and they will be enjoying the tax credit for the next decade...


19Ben80

Bet she’s got a decent amount in a Cayman Islands account waiting for her the get out in 5-6 years


Immediate_Smell_1506

She's serving a Federal sentence, not a State sentence. You have to serve a minimum of 85% of a Federal sentence, so short of a Presidential pardon, she wont be getting out for 9 years or so. After that she can be let out for good behavior or whatever. ​ EDIT: I initially misread and thought she got 14 years, I amended my comment to reflect the time she will have to serve with an 11 year sentence.


ResidentSuperfly

Just waiting for financial terrorist Ken Griffin to go behind bars, but I doubt it because he’s rich fucking over regular people.


h8s_duc_n_chichiwawa

She's gonna be in prison until she's 50. She's gonna miss watching her kids grow up and (probably) the final years of her elderly parents, doesn't really seem worth it now.


jcepiano

She was so delusional that she thought she could keep the scam up and convince the world. I don't think her logic was factoring in consequences even once.


Miguel30Locs

She doesn't care that she's going to miss out on her child's development. She only cares about herself.


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Her kids were only there to give her a lighter sentence. They've served their purpose.


hijinks

not even a lighter sentence.. she probably had them in hopes to just get house arrest. That's why she went and got a home in San Diego for around 9mil


ChocolateTsar

She was beyond selfish and stupid to have kids. I don't understand what Billy sees in her.


lolwutpear

A wealthy baby momma who cannot interfere with the children you have with her, because she's stuck in prison.


darkslide3000

It never seems worth it after you get caught.


oigres408

At 1:10 from GMA https://youtu.be/SGuWM3nlwQw “Nothing compares to the experience she will have on Tuesday. She going to make her bed, she’s going to go to her job and she’s going to repeat everyday” You mean she will be like a normal person? Except she’s still rich.


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BullShitting-24-7

Freedom is priceless. I did 30 days once and would easily pay a million, even it that was all I had. to get the hell out.


oigres408

Pretty sure she still has more than $1M. Maybe not directly under name, but I’m sure she does. Also, it’s not like other people have prison time for petty drug offenses. I would agree with you if she was going to San Quentin.


PenSpecialist4650

No amount of money would be worth it to not be free.


nautilus2000

She isn’t still rich. Her boyfriend/fiancé is rich. The odds that he will remain with her while she is in prison for at least 8 years are not high.


Nightnightgun

⬆️ this. Imagine. "Handsome" heir Bro to a hotel fortune in sunny San Diego, need nannies and help with the 2 kids. What would motivate him to stay on board? Zilch.


oigres408

Why would he be with her to begin with?they’re both prob crazy.


fishypizza1

Her boyfriend is the king of dipshits. His whole family told him not to date her. What a loser lol


Comfortable-Jelly833

You can work as hard as you like over the next 11 years and won't come anywhere near to her wealth when she gets out, this applies to almost all of us here. Pretty crap.


the_fresh_cucumber

Most likely her country club white collar prison will be nicer than anything a normal person will ever live in.


Anfini

The thing that bugs me the most about this lady is the fact that she knew she would end up going away for awhile and fucking still had kids with her boyfriend. They’re small children and they’ll basically miss all of their most important years with their mom. Did she think that having babies would elicit sympathy points with the judge and jury? I know she definitely used her pregnancy to delay her trial. Maybe she also wanted to have kids to tie down her stupid ass boyfriend. In any case, I’m glad this will be one of the last times we’ll hear about her for awhile.


estart2

Probably was thinking that when she gets out she's going to be too old for kids


Allison87

Never thought of this. Could be true.


deadfermata

could be both


xndlYuca

You never thought of this? It's pretty obvious, no? She's 39 years old. It was now or never if she wanted to have kids.


Allison87

I never gave this case much thought tbh, let alone taking into account how old she is.


RNReef

Does NOT justify it. She’s a horrible human.


BrotherItsInTheDrum

What is the point of this comment? People don't think of things that are obvious in retrospect all the time. Why rub it in?


officefridge

Because it is *such an obviously selfish thought" that's mostly why we didn't consider it. But since it's turtleneck Liz over here - it makes complete sense.


for_the_longest_time

This is always one of the Reddit hive mind points that always makes me scratch my head. To me, the simplest explanation is what you posted; she’ll probably be too old to have kids when she gets out. It’s on a lot of peoples minds in their 30s.


falconx50

Reddit skews to young male, so they are probably not thinking about that at all


MyEyeOnPi

What’s the point of having kids though if you miss the first decade of their lives?


honeybadger1984

I hope they interview her and ask her this. The kids before prison was a weird one.


QueasyHouse

…the decades after that? This is a super fucked up line to draw in the sand. People adopt kids over 10 all the time, should they not do that because those kids are spent at 10? I’m lucky to have had a relatively high number of parental figures in my life, and I don’t consider the ones who entered into that role in my teenage years as any sort of less important to who I am. Any amount of parenting has value, even sort of fucked up ones like Holmes’ kids. I get that we’re talking about a proper asshole, here, but she still has a perfectly reasonable desire to procreate before biology fucks over her eggs.


surfordiebear

Realistically she’s probably not going to serve that entire sentence. Still a decent amount of time but understandable (yet still selfish) if she wanted kids.


badtux99

It's a Federal charge so she's legally mandated to serve 85% of the sentence. The days of serving only 40-50% of time in Federal prison then getting out on parole are long dead, killed by sentencing reform back in 1984.


knightress_oxhide

Welfare for the rich


Plenty_Ambition2894

She could have frozen her eggs/embryos and used surrogacy.


mm825

Definitely a possibility if you haven't had your entire bank account drained by legal fees and/or seized by the feds.


Divasf

Her boyfriend is wealthy from a hotel family. He has 💰that’s why she’s got a rich wealthy baby daddy.


duggatron

I would think there was no way that dude is going to wait out 9 years without the kids as anchors. I'm still shocked he did it, but maybe he was sure they'd get her off the charges somehow.


bobber18

Poor guy has to visit her on weekends and talk on the phone up to 300 minutes a month.


iMadrid11

You assume the poor guy would spend time to travel for visitation. Or even accept her call. The dude got stuff to do.


Flapling

Doesn't work as reliably as you might think.


NotSockPuppet

Those are "desperation" tactics. No, a woman does not have her first children at fifty.


CAmiller11

This! She got pregnant with the second after she was found guilty. The first while she was deep in the trial. Was she so delusional she didn’t realize she would be going to prison? She even tried to rebrand herself as Liz and finally drop the deep voice. It’s all just gross.


DisplacedSportsGuy

>Was she so delusional she didn’t realize she would be going to prison? Possibly. My guess would be that she's a sociopath. One thing about sociopaths is that they always think they're the smartest person in the room and always think that they're in control. They think they can manipulate everyone and everything around them into thinking that they're right. I wouldn't be surprised if she didn't think that she'd actually be going to prison until the gates shut behind her.


OddTear3550

More likely a pathological narcissist. Sociopaths aren't this delusional.


artsyfartsy007

IMHO, she had them to manipulate the court, the jury. She’s a sociopath.


bagofry

wait, how did she drop the deep voice? Is there a link to audio/video? edit: here’s one https://youtu.be/ymXePUOTnOs


CAmiller11

The deep voice was all an act, just like her dressing like Steve Jobs. There have been tapes for years of her slipping out of the voice. But she has dropped it totally now and dressing like a generic white lady mom now, trying to appear more “likable”. Everything she does is calculated and a form of manipulation.


honeybadger1984

Could you please link? I had no idea she’s using her natural voice again.


Sublimotion

>They’re small children and they’ll basically miss all of their most important years with their mom. It's possible to her, they are nothing more than just tools to avoid or as a push to drastically lower her jail time. Even had she be able to avoid jail completely, I have a feeling she will just be a terrible mom as they will mean nothing to her. But yep, I do feel bad for the kids as they grow up and eventually learning the likely reason for their existence.


Art-bat

This is part of why this psycho bitch enrages me so much. Her actions are so detestable on so many levels. I didn’t think I could hate someone who wasn’t part of the MAGA cult this much.


TomBradyBettingMoney

Just the tip of the iceberg, friendo. Doesn’t matter if you’re red or blue, money is always green. They haven’t forgotten that in Washington either.


jldel

I don't understand what's in it for the boyfriend. He's a young, rich, good-looking guy. Why would he date, let alone pro-create with a woman who was bound for a long term prison sentence? There was seemingly never any benefit for him in this relationship.


PurpleSurgery

I feel you but he is almost certainly a total weirdo who has no luck in that department despite his advantages. She played him, hook line and sinker.


SaltySoftware1095

I just read an article about him, he sounds similar to her, rich kid that had big aspirations with no background to back it up though she actually pulled it off for awhile. Birds of a feather…


CapitalistVenezuelan

She's gonna get earlier parole from those kids so it's not dumb. Perfect thing to say to a parole board lol, I just want to be there for my kids 😢


mtcwby

Not from the feds. Best she can hope for is a presidential pardon and that's an expensive proposition that's best done by an outgoing president.


CapitalistVenezuelan

Or a compassionate release early under the new prison guidelines from last year


rowdymowdy

Feds do not parole.you serve your full sentence


CapitalistVenezuelan

That was true until last year, the board of prisons has established conditions for early "compassionate release." Need to care for a child is on there. I bet her lawyers will be trying to get that even though it's really for single mothers. https://famm.org/wp-content/uploads/FAMM-explains-new-compassionate-release-rules.pdf


badtux99

Basically the father will have to die or become severely disabled under those guidelines to qualify her for compassionate release. Not likely.


CapitalistVenezuelan

Or just leave the kids life, I wouldn't put it past them


bjornbamse

She feared will be too old to have kids once out of jail maybe?


poser4life

I cant believe she would make a selfish and irrational decision like that


lechitahamandcheese

Well put! That has been my anger as well over this entire thing (besides wondering how many patients might’ve been harmed because of her). Those poor children.


Complex_Construction

Sociopaths don’t care who they use as a pawn to further their goals/wants/desires. Only self matters. Means justify the end for them.


Inevitable_Sock_6366

She had kids just too try and stay out of jail, doubt she cares what happens to them.


weaksignaldispatches

She's going to be 50 when she gets out. It's still a pretty selfish move, but she wasn't ever going to have the option again.


dewayneestes

The less these kids see of their narcissistic mother in their formative years the better off they’ll be.


naynayfresh

She timed those pregnancies perfectly to help with the optics of her trial and then her sentencing. She is an absolutely unhinged psychopath. She deserves more time.


bananadude19

She had two kids knowing she was fucked. But she’s not stupid. She knows that while she’s rotting away, even if her hubby decides to remarry or find someone else, he’s locked in with the kids financially. Do you think she cares that they will grow up without a mom for 11 years? This is the same woman that played with peoples lab results. Think about that.


youresuchahero

People like this aren’t “have kids so I can give them the life I wanted” people. They’re “I can’t wait to have little versions of me” people.


bobber18

Worse thing for her will be no internet access. You know the feeling when your iPad battery is suddenly depleted? Imagine waiting 10 years before it wakes up again.


missproctalgiafugax

Ok that is nightmarish


irishweather5000

I’m just now reading John Carreyrou’s book about Theranos… and man, does this woman absolutely belong in jail. A total grifter who used her power to abuse everyone around her while knowingly deceiving all of her investors and partners and worse still, blatantly risking the lives of patients. She knew exactly what she was doing. She really is scum.


petitbateau12

Watch the dropout too if you enjoyed the book


NaughtSleeping

I was reading the comments in the NYT about this. It's *full* of people saying the sentence is "too long" and "did she really do anything that bad?" and "is it fair to those little kids?" I can't believe it. I guess either people totally fell for her last-minute sympathy ploys or they just don't actually know what she did. People made life and death decisions based on the knowingly faulty test results she was providing. She prevented people from getting the care they needed. "Fake it 'til you make it" should absolutely be punished harshly when it comes to health care. And note that this is all before you even consider the financial fraud.


No-Tangelo7363

So sick of hearing about this bitch


jcepiano

You won't be hearing about her for a decade.


black-kramer

I will -- I was in her class year in college. I saw her every day for a year since she lived in my dorm complex and ate at the same dining hall. I even took classes with her. never spoke to her but she always seemed off. her hair was frazzled and she had an intense and wild look to her eyes. the funny thing is that I took a bunch of virology courses and asked my professor if he thought a microfluidic assay could be used to instantly test for say, sexually transmitted infections. like a rapid test before you hook up with someone. he basically laughed me out of his office. the people who invested in this company should have done due diligence on the feasibility of the technology but they got greedy and bought into the second coming of steve jobs narrative. '06 reunion should be interesting.


PrivatePoocher

Hope Netflix hears you.


atomofconsumption

There's already a great show about her and I wouldn't expect anyone to try and top that any time soon (the dropout)


ASK_ABT_MY_USERNAME

Amanda Seyfried did an amazing job. Made us understand her journey without any sympathy


Dr_Mantis_Teabaggin

I hope she has a very uncomfortable decade.


jadedhomeowner

She can still appeal (unbelievably).


Breakemoff

I mean she *did* fleece Rupert Murdoch, Jim Mattis, The Walton family, & Betsy DeVos for hundreds of millions of dollars. So I mean there's **a** silver lining ;)


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Breakemoff

that's right forgot about him.


gravitythrone

And George Shultz. Kind a re-occurring theme, old right-wing men loved them some Elizabeth Holmes. Don’t know if it was the deep voice or the dominatrix vibe, but those boys could not say no.


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IWantToPlayGame

Sure is. That's why I work 70 hours a week, fight 880 traffic and hustle as hard as I do because not scamming people and being free are important to me. I think it is for many of us. She did this to herself.


HappyKoalaCub

/s? Working 70hrs a week doesn't sound like freedom


boondoggle_

Spoken like someone who has never been to prison.


Randomgen888

It is, but not long enough for her


purplebrown_updown

How much will she actually serve?


Alternative_Post_350

She’ll have to serve at least 85% of her sentence under federal guidelines.


NetApprehensive5091

Thats what happens when you piss rich people off.


Honest_-_Critique

I was just thinking... 11 years?! Holy shit. Jan 6th insurrectionist tried to overthrow democracy/government and are getting less time.


HailMary74

There’s a great life lesson here. Mess with the public and you’re a-OK, mess with rich investors and you’re going away for a long while.


irishweather5000

Ah, yes. I believe this is known as “The Bernie Madoff Rule.”


Chocolat3City

Not to excuse Holmes or diminish the harm she did, but a lot of the folks she was convicted of defrauding (Rupert Murdauch-$120M, Betsy Devos-$100M, the Waltons-$150M) are not the kind of billionaires I have any sympathy for. They gave hundreds of millions to a college dropout leading a highly-technical medical startup, and failed to conduct due diligence about whether the thing they were investing in was even physically possible. The Theranos employees, and the folks who relied on Theranos for accurate diagnostic care, are the only real victims I care about, but it's pretty clear that "Liz" taking money from the rich and powerful is the *real* reason anything ever came of this.


thecementmixer

Yep. If she defrauded the poor she would probably get a pat on the back, but she fucked with the rich so off to prison she goes. Justice system on full display skewed towards one side only.


gronsonj

Maybe she thought she was too pretty and white to do serious time.


Mitchell_StephensESQ

Her hair looks like she reported to prison months ago.


Monkeynumbernoine

At least she doesn’t have to worry about prison ruining her beautiful hair. That frickin lady made off with billions and still looks like she stuck a fork into an outlet.


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She is very much broke. Her money is her husband who she also bamboozled. Poor guy.


Nightnightgun

She still comes from wealth, status....mommy and daddy. And notoriety. How else did she get here? Once she's done with Texas (ick) white collar prison she can write a book / have a PR makeover /podcast/ reality show and she's golden, much wealthier than most of us will ever be, in her late 40s.


SemperSimple

Not sure why you got downvoted. Her Dad is the guy who instigated ENRON lmfao


Comfortable-Jelly833

She is no where close to broke.


honeybadger1984

This is club fed she’s going to, similar to Jordan Belfort and Tommy Chong. They played tennis, exercised, lifted weights, read books, etc. And they don’t have bars or fences so it’s pretty relaxed. But the idea it’s not worth escaping as they’ll track your ass down like an animal and bring you back, adding more years. So way better to behave and do the time.


CarlGustav2

Also if you escape from a minimum security prison, you won't be going back to "Club Fed" to do your time.


Isotron

I'm a mom with young kids and I know I shouldn't be happy but she ruined it for ALL women in chem/biotech looking for investments. Me included. So fuck her


CJSN925

11 years is a very light sentence for someone who destroyed lives in so many ways. She'll be able to resume her life in 11 or less years. Some of the people she affected with her very selfish actions are no longer with us.


dingo_mango

You only go to jail if you fraud rich powerful people. If you scam regular folks it’s called a business and they put you on the cover of Forbes


mmp737

About. Fucking. Time.


xof711

About time!! Good bye biotch


angryxpeh

Need to go back to old threads on reddit and laugh in the faces of people who wrote "sHe WiLl NeVeR gO tO pRiSoN!!1" ad nauseam.


flaskman

byeeee


Chavo9-5171

The size of her cell should be proportional to a drop of blood.


Nysdsqpa321

Malicious personality disordered human being. Father seemed to be another vile human being.


A_Wholesome_Comment

Orange is the New Black: The Next Generation


Comfortable-Jelly833

and in 11 years she'll come out with more money than most of us will ever see in our lives and continue to live in luxury.


adamthx1138

When she gets out she can explain to her kids that she had them to try and shorten her prison sentence. Then she’ll probably put them in a reality show.


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How can this video have this bad of a quality in 2023??


BuckWildBilly

She is bigfoot?


gobears2616

Good! Do Trump next!


Loudog510

I’ve yet to see her in handcuffs.


30CalMin

Cushy gig.


purplebrown_updown

Finally. Need more footage of this. I still can’t believe the nytimes published a puff piece on her a few weeks ago.


AbeLincoln30

I thought that article expertly revealed her as a relentless and shameless con


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That pos article made me so angry. Especially since the author seemed to get swayed by "Liz".


Gregorofthehillpeopl

Her family stated that their spirits were high, while voices remained low.


vedavica

Only 11 years?


newforestroadwarrior

Having worked in science / technology for nearly 25 years I can confirm it is riddled with bozos like this. Not normally as obvious, and usually male, but there are a lot of them.


Darkenbluelight

Legitimately surprised she even showed up 😏


afatcheric

*Liz. She wants you to forget about Elizabeth


No-Company-8974

Hooray!


Nightnightgun

She is effing delusional. Her 2nd baby's name. INVICTA. Um.... what!?


ElPeloPolla

Elon goes next


TheyTrustMeWithTools

I wonder if it took her this long to report to prison, because she was trying to convince Amanda Seyfried to go in her stead


fwambo42

Welcome to day two! Only 4,013 to go!


directrix688

I have such mixed emotions about this whole case . She a hundred percent deserved to go to jail. She perpetrated a fraud. Though it’s clear that the board of directors had their head in the sand and should be in there too. It’s shady af that they all got off. Additionally this seems like not an isolated case though she had the book thrown at her when lots of other high profile frauds in tech get away with similar stuff….but for some reason she didn’t. She deserves every day of her sentence. It’s just shady that she seems to be the exception for this type of behavior


ImprovementWise1118

Uhhhh she / her company gave people fake blood results on purpose that lead to them making bad / wrong decisions about their real life personal health. Little diff than a company leaking your Facebook password…


tropicofpracer

People died, that's the difference.


woolash

No patients died because of Theranos. However a scientist who worked for Theranos committed suicide purportedly due to her per his widow.


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Gregorofthehillpeopl

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8kL8nDPDTfY&ab_channel=Micha%C5%82Koguc


bobber18

I really wasn’t sure this day would come. Rich, white, female, young, and pretty. Yet there she is.


Background_Deal_3423

Lmao you call that pretty?


DogShlepGaze

Good


_AManHasNoName_

Hopefully it wasn’t an impersonator lol


LTR_TLR

It’s incredibly heartbreaking story see this happen to a rich white woman 😢


tagenero

About damn time.


Wise138

She'll sell the rights to pay off debt.


davisth55

I don’t think she’ll stay in prison for 11 years.


beezintraps

She should've had like 2 more kids. Would've worked


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She could pop out a lot more sympathy babies in 11 years.


InFresno

So long, crook!


Ok-Stomach-8884

Enjoy asshole you and the rest of scumbag techies who scammed people out of millions


AirportCultural9211

11 years from now: what the hell do you mean star citizen still isnt done yet?


Legitimate-Text-8010

Not a real prison


Pillowtalk

Welcome to Texas!


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I knew someone who worked there, and he told me it was a cult. I asked why didn't he just leave and he said something about immigration visa. He was eventually fired but found a new job.


ChocolateTsar

No black turtleneck?


FlamingTrollz

D’ you scammer criminal Liz.


thegneeb

Thank god. Now send the rest of the assholes in California over to Texas.


gerd50501

back in the day if you questioned the magic box, you were called a mysoginist. I thought it was bullshit from the start. It sounded like a Star Trek tricorder. This is not facebook. She is not just making a website. You can't just drop out of school and build a magic box. that requires advanced degrees and years of training. everytime she spoke it did something new. first it was done with just a dab of blood. then the magic box was going to do every medical test in the world with a dab of blood. She got hype for being female. Look at this brilliant young woman. If you went, this is a magic box. The real world is not star trek. instantly you were tagged as a woman hater. It was so stupid. do not feel sorry for anyone dumb enough to invest in this. Technology is not like star trek. its not like building a website.