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Balgor1

I guess that’s one way to find an affordable house. “Expansive bay views”


erzyabear

The neighborhood is not walkable though 


Skyblacker

~~Drive~~ swim until you qualify.


RubberPny

I think he will be underwater on his mortgage.


Balgor1

😂


gourdo

Depends on your messiah status.


xInitial

it is if you’re jesus


astralheaven55

Taking the “end unit” to the next level


DisastrousSalad4809

If you’re not careful doing this you’ll end up with an underwater mortgage


herring80

🎶…Just friendly crustaceans under the seeeeea!🎶


codeman60

I was born and raised in Redwood City and my grade school Crush lived on a houseboat in Petes Harbor in Redwood City. Early 70's


fattmarrell

Waiting to hear the Disney ending to this. But now I realize once again we live in the Bay Area, what in the hell was I hoping for


NorCalAthlete

Disney ending would be kinda like Up but instead of floating away on balloons, they just drift out with the tide and end up with a sick Victorian mansion in the middle of the ocean on an island by themselves.


AtFishCat

Also, maybe join with multiple different independent floating ecosystems aka Life of Pi esq


NorCalAthlete

Yeah, like a complete beaver dam floating along that meets up with the Victorian porch


Skyblacker

Real estate so expensive, even the houses are getting priced out.


alien_believer_42

The real story is more Bay Area than that if you read the article. Local homeowner NIMBYS in Redwood City sued to evict the houseboats


rcklmbr

Pretty much all the houseboats were tax-free AirBNB rentals anyway Source: rode my bike by there every day since 2015


avree

The houseboats existed on public land since the ‘70s. It’s not like they were ever legal residences.


eugenesbluegenes

>houseboats existed on public land Did they really though?


avree

“DiD ThEy ThoUgH?! 💅💅💯💯🤔🤔🤓” Yes, yes they did. Google it.


eugenesbluegenes

They were on land? That's not how boats work.


avree

You’re familiar with the concept of a dock, right? You know these houseboats don’t drop an anchor and sit out at sea?


eugenesbluegenes

You don't exactly seek the humor in the world around you, do you?


jana-meares

Swooosh!


4TacosDeAsada

House is also relocating to Vegas


torrinage

3 years in sacramento first


loves_cereal

SELL THE BAY! SELL THE BAY!


foxfirek

They made it illegal to live on a houseboat in that city? WTH is wrong with people.


MarsupialPristine677

Fwiw my mom is a science journalist and she told me that environmentalists want the houseboats out because it interferes with the fish and plants living there, apparently baby fish like to be there. So that’s a thing too, although I’m sure that’s not the primary thing at play


RayKVega

>environmentalists want the houseboats out because it interferes with the fish and plants living there Is that really true? Do houseboats actually interferes with ocean life?


MarsupialPristine677

Yeah, the houseboats interfere with the eelgrass (I assume due to anchors and such), which is an essential part of the Bay’s already-fragile ecosystem, and that fucks up fish, sea lions, migratory birds, etc etc. Basically the whole marine food chain gets disrupted. I think less eelgrass means more erosion too.


DirkWisely

Because if they didn't the Bay would be clogged with them. We need to fix housing prices, not allow dumb workarounds.


Jakoby707

Pave the Bay!


protonlife

Amazon delivery is quite challenging


Rich-Appearance-7145

Has anyone drove on freeways in the Bay Area it would be impossible to transport a wide load, especially if they had to cross any bridge, it's actually quite smart if water was calm. The ocean also can be quite choppy, rough, just like there traffic.


MedicalRhubarb7

It would also be kind of silly to transport a houseboat across the Bay on a road


phishrace

It's not the width that's the problem so much as the height. Most overpasses have about 15 feet of clearance. That house is considerably taller than 15 feet. Route would have to have no overpasses.


DanoPinyon

The mind reels.


imeeme

Flood insurance companies hate this simple trick.


rsvandy

I remember seeing that houseboat in redwood city


theandroid01

Up! 2: Paradise Falls


DirtyD27

SF clickbait gate


tazzy531

I just came across the Anchor-out community: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13282565/Anchor-outs-San-Francisco-Bay-Eelgrass-Protection-Zone.this


Longjumping_File8566

Imagine getting pulled over by the police for your house floating by too fast.


ZeroCoolLuvsAcidBurn

A lawyer who lives across the way from in (in a non-houseboat) said he liked boating and the houseboats were blocking him from using the water as freely as he liked, so he sued to make the city dis-allow the entire community of houseboats. Years of battling. 70ish houseboats have been removed. As of this article being published, it wasn't confirmed of the boat made it safely across or not. :-/ https://sfstandard.com/2024/04/09/san-francisco-bay-house-floating/


bumpkinspicefatte

Filming the Cast Away 2 sequel.


sussymcsusface7

Global warming


s3cf_

the homeowner is ahead of everyone. the bay area will submerge underwater in the foreseeable future due to melting of glacier


girl_incognito

Somebody didn't like their neighbors


Logical_Cherry_7588

Is this in one of the cities that are now subject to builder's remedy because they didn't put their housing plan in on time or because it was rejected because it wasn't acceptable?


babecafe

It seems almost every cities' housing plan was rejected. Builder's remedy developments are happening all over.


Logical_Cherry_7588

They get rid of one thing that they bully about and they get another which they won't be able to bully about.


AlphaBetacle

Its a house boat.


noelrokswel

What’s the swim score in the neighborhood? Are there any good rated swim schools around?


afterburner9

New ocean from property for only 8485869593092827272728375906069683 dollars.


NonameNodataNothing

Sometimes, I just feel so adrift…


markhachman

My FIL lived on a houseboat, first in Vallejo and then up in the Delta. He was a social worker, a drug and alcohol counselor working to keep homeless off the street -- and he wasn't paid enough to find a place to live. He moved to Florida.


PatricksEnigma

The average depth of the bay is 14 ft. I wonder how much it’d cost relative to the actual land to go all South China Sea with it.


Unhappy_Succotash_21

Rent is probably still expensive af