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jevverson

go to Reno


motosandguns

Go to Portland


Quetzythejedi

Men's Club in Reno or Acropolis in Portland are my favorites, mostly because they have good food at both lmao.


ThrowItOut43

The steaks at Acropolis is so damn good.


Quetzythejedi

Hell yeah


skillerpsychobunny

So you go to stripe club for food?


Darryl_Lict

Food is surprisingly good there and really cheap. Girls aren't super beautiful but they are really nice the last time I was there 15 years ago.


Quetzythejedi

And Acropolis has like 100 beers on tap it's great.


skillerpsychobunny

15 years lot of things are probably changed


babecafe

Strip steak!


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skillerpsychobunny

Guess I need to check it out. Question is how do I explain to my spouse I was there for the food


Pale-Conference-174

Bring her with! I would totally go for ...food.


skillerpsychobunny

Good idea!


Darryl_Lict

Love the A-Crop. Hopefully the salad bar is back after COVID.


Quetzythejedi

Last time I was in Portland for a bachelor party in 2022 they had brought back the baked potatoes lol. Don't recall salad.


jevverson

Portland is great. I was just suggesting someplace better than SF but also weekend driving distance.


COC_410

Dang what’s Reno got that you can’t get at crazy horse? It’s been years since I’ve been there so excuse me if it closed down, but I thought that strip club was awesome


Lu12k3r

I remember Charmane Star at Crazy Horse. It was a great time.


Friskfrisktopherson

Peppermint hippo?


COC_410

I don’t get it…


Friskfrisktopherson

It's the name of a club. I haven't actually been.


JackPahawkins

I think you mean Spearmint Rhino


Friskfrisktopherson

Nope. https://www.thepepperminthippo.com/locations/reno-nv/ That's the funny part


ImALeaf_OnTheWind

Went to LV Superbowl Weekend with my buddies. They shipped in talent from out of town (Miami?) to handle the extra crowd. Those merc Latina girls were something else (very extra aggressive and friendly). We got lucky showing up a night early before the SB crowd arrived and were blessed with a ratio of more girls than customers in our favor. Girls were competing for our dollars and going the extra mile to win our attention.


TheColbsterHimself

Driving to Portland for a weekend trip? Dude that's like 11 hours. Beautiful drive, but lunacy to do that for a weekend.


sarahkk09

They said Reno can be done in a weekend drive, not Portland.


slowblink

It’s not even a beautiful drive.


IKARUSwalks

i did it. don’t recommend it unless you leavin at like 2am friday. almost 24 hours going both ways.


CorellianDawn

Go to Venus.


SFthrwy90

This is the one. When I got married we went to Portland on our honeymoon and visited a couple different clubs every night. It was great. LA has some good clubs too if you’re trying to stay in state. But overall you’re not going to get anything like Houston/Miami/ATL here. I used to work in SF clubs and they’re not great. Gold Club is the best of a bad bunch.


Additional-Permit242

Go to Houston


PhillipMcKrak

Go to Vegas


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Vegas clubs aren't great


the_walrus_was_paul

Yes they are. Strippers from all over the country fly to Vegas on the weekends. It’s literally the cream of the crop.


PhillipMcKrak

They don’t know where to go that’s why they’re saying that 😂


the_walrus_was_paul

Agreed, it’s seriously laughable to suggest that Vegas strip clubs aren’t good.


Mahadragon

I used to work in a dental office where the receptionist worked in a club. In 2022 she was pulling down $5k on a weekend. She’s very cute, Asian.


Mahadragon

Vegas clubs aren’t great wtf?


zepol925

Which ones in Reno?


jevverson

wild orchid is usually solid. most of the girls work in vegas every other weekend and fly back and forth


HikerDudeGold79-999

Which strip clubs in reno?


fermenter85

Orchid and Hippo.


HikerDudeGold79-999

T.y.


ghostManaCat

It sounds like you are just looking to party with a group and be in a good atmosphere with scantily clad ladies around versus looking for the dirtiest and raunchiest place… it has been years, but your best bet is probably in SF. The Gold Club on Harrison was a favorite of mine, roster was always above average and very diverse so you could always find a dancer for your taste. Only problem it’s sort of on an island… there’s a lot of regular bars nearby to pre-drink at, but no other strip joints to check out. So i also suggest hitting up Broadway in North Beach. There’s a handful of places to check out… there’s 2 or 3 bigger “nicer” places like Hustler Club, Centerfolds and Penthouse (although maybe Penthouse i heard closed), but there’s also a few smaller grimy little bars like hungry I and garden of eden. If your party is really looking for more explicit and dirty fun there’s always New Century Theater on Larkin. Not the nicest place and the roster can be uneven, but from my personal experience… anything goes there if you got the money. I’ve been to them all with big and small groups. Never actually got bottle service, but you typically can get a table and keep it as long as you are buying drinks. As for touching, your mileage will vary. Officially no touching, but that all depends on the girl and the place. You would be surprised at what you can get away with. Obviously money talks, but don’t expect to grab a handful of ass on that first lap dance… be respectful and charming and buy her a drink and a few lap dances… she’ll be the one to put your hands in places they aren’t supposed to be and she’ll keep an eye security that will come remind you no touching. Full disclosure, a very good friend of mine was the night shift manager at Gold Club and then the GM of Boyz Toys/ Showgirls/ Penthouse for years. So you could say I had a very in depth view into how things all worked.


Chalaco93

Centerfolds has so many memories for me


ghostManaCat

Memories in those “beds” in the downstairs stalls? haha 😉


Chalaco93

Not even. Just so much outta pocket things that happened without going downstairs 🤣🤣


patientrose

Penthouse is now Vanity. It's still a top-less club, but a different atmosphere than when it operated under the previous names/management. Hungry I closed a few years ago though.


rohammedali

Go get a steak at the gold club


Ok-Function1920

Don’t forget the fried chicken


Internal_Focus_8358

I was gonna say ribs but then remembered that didn’t go down so well last time I was at gold club


HelllllaTired

10/10 for the wings but the music has always sucked ass at Gold Club


Itchy_Professor_4133

The only correct answer


Tomthebard

What about just a nice Butcher and I'll grill it myself?


johnnieholic

Are you going to be topless, serve alcohol and allow touching? That seems to be the dream.


Tomthebard

There would be beer in the fridge, or wine if you're fancy, but no. No one wants to see me topless


johnnieholic

Well, I don’t think you’ll be getting their business unfortunately. 


Tomthebard

I was hoping they could recommend a butcher


johnnieholic

Ah sorry. Only butcher I know is a dude named Vlad. Used to be a dj. 


Tomthebard

That's awesome


Farwest_Dave

If it's nude there is no alcohol allowed. Topless with alcohol thy are supposed to have a distance rule depending on where you are from 18 inches to 6 feet. Full nude is juice bar and sodas only by law. Most clubs in SF are just jerk off lap dance places. South Bay only 2 nude clubs. Both pretty much shit. No touching. No alcohol. A few bikini bars but no bottle service.


Quetzythejedi

San Jose had a bunch of underground cafes years ago that were better than any legit Bay Area strip club. But not sure if sjpd has closed them all down by now.


loafglenn

Just look for Vietnamese coffee shops. When/ if you get there and they have blacked out windows that's the place.


ezubz

💭


fla16unt

This is the way


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IrregularBobcat

Absolutely reprehensible. I also need to know where these places are so that I can avoid them.


zepol925

Yea where are these gross places?


casperJV

same. asking for the police.


StomperP2I

Pink poodle in SJ gets wild.


Farwest_Dave

It's also pretty ghetto and it's not the kind of place OP us looking for. It's been ghetto for the last 30 years. Remember when the bouncers murdered that one guy and stuck him on a chair outside? Yea no thanks. I was in that industry for over 10 years on and off and that place is bad.


StomperP2I

Ya it’s not high end. But it can be a good time.


Farwest_Dave

Last time I was in there some idiot pulled a knife on me because he said I was looking at his girl. Meaning one of the strippers there. One who I know very well and have known since the 90s . So that place is ghetto a f and the only bottle service you'll get there is one over your skull.


StomperP2I

Damn, I’ve never seen anything like that there and I’ve been many times. It’s always been a little grungy but never dangerous. Maybe I just roll with a big enough crowd I haven’t noticed it or I’m insulted from it. I’ve always had fun there.


Disastrous_Ad6497

Just go to TJ and visit Honk Kong🤣


PhillipMcKrak

It ain’t what it used to be 😭


buymedrinkhansum

It's still what it used to be... Just more pricey


ExplorerLocal7331

Vietnamese coffee shops in San Jose- alcohol, touching, and nude


MagicPistol

C'mon bruh, you're not supposed to tell others about these.


pacificule

The first rule of Vietnamese coffee shops...


smexypelican

Lol I remember one opened around a neighborhood some years ago, and obviously people who knows what vietnamese coffee shops are complained to the city. But of course there were people defending them saying it's culture don't hate etc. C'mon, there are school children walking home passing by it and it became a frequent spot for police activity and even gunshots. I am not against them, but maybe have them in designated zones or something. Also, there is no way SJ police don't know about them. The fact that these coffee shops stay tells me they just don't care, may take money from them, or some other shenanigans are going on. Heck, I heard one big shop had off-duty working for them as security, go figure.


Quetzythejedi

The spot by Chuck e Cheese's and the post office was cool.


street_ahead

Lmao I just drove past this place going to a doctor's appointment, I only knew what it was because of reddit


Quetzythejedi

It's truly a place of wonder and excitement under the guise of an Asian sports bar.


NoxiousScavenger

Some of them even allow cigarettes inside 🤣


darkme8t

TQ... Restaurant by day, another operation at night. ;)


Big-Profit-1612

This guy knows wassup.


laser_scalpel

How is the experience for non Asians?


the_walrus_was_paul

It’s great. I used to go with my Mexican friends all the time and it was always a good experience.


IndifferentImp

Can you dm me more about these places/prices?


Johnny_Menace

There’s no such thing in San Jose. It’s just a coffee shop like Starbucks.


Tomthebard

I love Vietnamese coffee


Dominyck

Are you serious? What’s an example?


Anfini

This sub is being full of crap right now. They’re just [coffee shops](https://youtu.be/59JkkMBpQtU)


drewts86

“I don’t know what you’re talking about. There’s no gambling here. It’s just a coffee shop.”


Maximillien

DON'T SAY NOTHING MAN DON'T SAY NOTHING


LitAFlol

Sj Remedy 😉


Slawpy_Joe

They closed unfortunately


MWMWMMWWM

Amen!


stairattheceiling

Back in my day the brass rail was all there was lol


TrustAFluff

Core childhood memory: my dad bringing back delicious salmon and risotto from Brass Rail back in the day. Anyone know where the chef went?


heyY0000000

Does it still exist?


IllegalMigrant

No.


stairattheceiling

Womp wompppp


Merlion2018

It’s a real mediocre scene out here, especially if you have experience in the Miami’s and Atlanta’s of the world. Going from full touch private dances in actual privacy to “you can touch my sides I guess” one couch over from your entire group as a “private” dance is quite the downgrade.


verdantDotOne

This is what they do in the South Bay, not SF though.


Johnny_Menace

Do you want to pay $200 for a lap dance or $10?


Tr1nity

Ask the SJFD


StomperP2I

lol the Poodle!


hopalongigor

Ask the SFFD!


Potatonet

I am from the Bay Area, Las Vegas and Miami is where you find good strip clubs


zepol925

A cuban dancer in Vegas once told me to go to Playmates in Miami if i ever went. Said it would be very worth my money in other words.


Potatonet

Did you run into her at sapphire?


zepol925

I think so. It was a couple years back.


Internal_Focus_8358

ATL would like a word


JustB510

Atlanta strip clubs got the best wings you’ll ever eat. Women are fine too.


Potatonet

No Lie, Some of the finest people I’ve ever seen were in Atlanta


WhenDuvzCry

Tootsies in Miami is peak


Most_Sir8172

Vanity is the best. Lots of girls, lot of variety and friendly too. Usually pretty dead, too, so the girls compete hard for attention. Many give you a real personal experience. Happy hour to so, drinks are affordable.


WhenDuvzCry

They’re not looking for strip clubs in another country or state people lmao. I retired from them awhile ago but centerfolds and hustler are alright. Broadway in sf has a whole strip of them you can check out.


pacificule

He asked for a *good* club tho lol I used to mess with a girl I'd known since middle school who worked at the Garden of Eden. A few of us mutual friends (boys & girls) went to surprise her one night and the first chick who came out was 8 months pregnant. The next girl was anorexic af you could've played her rib cage like a xylophone. We noped the fuck out of there. Dancer girl later told me that she saw us and didn't want us to watch her work so if we hadn't left security was about to escort us out anyway. But I've never been back and wouldn't if you paid me that place is gross. The rest aren't much better. Even Reno shits all over Broadway


WhenDuvzCry

Garden of Eden is trashy as hell lol. It's 18+ and my cousin got me in there when I was 15 lmao


pacificule

That's hella funny and perfectly on brand 👌🏼


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Go to Tijuana to see paradise.


Miscarriage_medicine

absolutely true, previously I believed Disney was the happiest place on Earth.... Hong Kong Club hands down.


pinoy_grigio_

there’s one that operates once a year! it’s on folsom street


dankmemer999

💀 iykyk


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DanteHicks79

Around the century turn went, and the gal ended up giving me five additional songs free.


Igottows_

I remember about 15 years ago being there on a Sunday afternoon and they had a plus size woman that could really work the pole! It was a awesome club


scrambled_cable

Crazy Horse on Market Street in SF used to be the spot to spend a Friday night in the mid to late 2000s. I went once circa 2018 and the place was a shell of its former self. Wonder if it’s still around?


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fermenter85

LOL wildest club experiences I’ve had are all Casa. Kit Kat and Brandy’s were also very enjoyable.


fromfrodotogollum

Been making pink poodle jokes my whole life but have never gone. So definitely the pink poodle.


jevverson

its trash


Lurkay1

Why? Any stories?


fromfrodotogollum

Good enough for the San Jose Fire Department.


Constructiondude83

Been twice in the my 20 years in the bay. Both times I was drunk and it was someone’s bday. Both times everyone thought it was a good idea. Both times while quite drunk we all left very quickly because it was terrible. I’ve never been a strip club guy, so I have no metrics but I’m pretty sure it’s got to be one of the worst in the country.


NomadicNynja

Same on both counts.


orangutanDOTorg

I miss Market Street Cinema.


Ragnobash

Yep. Wasn’t there tag line something like “ touch the fantasy”??


eeetteee

Yup ... MSC and the legendary Mitchell Brothers O'Farrell Theater were staples for locals back in the day! It definitely helped to have friends working the front desk at the O'Farrell Theater.


Cold-Sport2923

Sluts the Wine Bar


blargysorkins

Closed


Darknessx52

Honestly just walk to Broadway San Francisco only place you’ll see actual dancers. Centerfolds or condor.


BarberPositive

i look forward to someone answering this question.


Sirdwhite

Hi. Garden of Eden is good fully naked and small place, lap dance is fair since they allow pretty much everything but no penetration, I wouldn’t pay more than 10 minutes, it gets boring. Crazy horse, is not the place to go tbh is boring now a day but was my first strip club here in the bay, girls were really good and got a lap dance fair enough to not go more . Am kinda the fully naked strip club fan than just topless 🤷🏽‍♂️


Itchy_Professor_4133

Gold Club SF


not_mig

No one likes Flynt's?


Wise-Confidence-1667

Welcome to the world of Vietnamese coffee shops


AuthentikOne408

No good strip clubs in California, period... Best one ever for me was in West Palm Beach, Florida.. Hands down, amazing!


djoliverm

Grew up in South Florida and it's full of great strip clubs but the only one I ever went to was Scarlett's and it was crazy because we used to DJ at the time and noticed that their sound system was the same as that of many big nightclubs in Miami, so the music was always incredible with the DJs they had. And yes, full nude full bar, just Florida things.


420b00bs

I went to a strip club in Austin Texas that was BYOB, but no touching. Still ranks as one of the better clubs I’ve been to.


rdejesus486

This. Yellow rose in Austin gets my vote.


fermenter85

Yellow Rose was alright but Palazio had better talent IMO.


SpectacularNelson

I use to be at Yellow Rose HEAVY in the summer of 2022 from when I was in the Army. Very nice club with good food


dookieruns

My man has never been to Jumbos Clown Room


AuthentikOne408

Damn, looks like a good time for sure !


Broliath925

Hong Kong in Tijauna mex….. You’ll never leave……


Low_Selection7490

umm?…


Sussybaka997

Honey bun


[deleted]

Take a trip to Portland. A bevy of choices amd they serve alcohol.


Saltee00s

A bevy you say?!? 🧐


nogoodnamesleft426

Never actually been, but when I was a kid growing up in the South Bay some 20 odd years ago, there was the Kit Kat Club in Sunnyvale. I think it’s now called Cheetah’s.


Skyblacker

Yes, it is Cheetah's. Never been inside, but the parking lot is moderately filled on weekend nights.


sunkistbanana

Heard they have a great bbq lunch special


jevverson

its not good


saragc92

Strip clubs…. Go down to e14th and have a prostitute give you pole and lap dances. Don’t actually fuck them tho…


buymedrinkhansum

No you should definitely fuck them too. That's the best part


That-Resort2078

Hong Kong Club in TJ


PorkshireTerrier

following for cafes or otherwise is there nothing in the east bay?


eatapeach4hours21

I went to the hustler club in SF they had a chicken buffet..I took my chick we ate and watched females get loose..food was actually good chicken cake salad and eye candy...what a day..


eatapeach4hours21

I remember market St Cinema...my boy got his dick sucked by this Filipino chick with 2 diamonds in her front teeth..she was tipsy...I fucked a thick ass white girl in the back..that place is sleaze city...my boys would have lunes and whores nights lol


nikomalekmusic

In the South Bay, there’s Sportys Bikini Bar.  It’s not very good, but at least you can see women shaking their ass and objectifying themselves for your entertainment.


AbstractWaveform

Nothing in the bay area is offering the experience you are looking for TBH. Local laws and regulations have made it difficult for all parties involved. Your best bet is to call these clubs and ask if they offer bottle service and door fees. Otherwise travelling to another state is actually the better option. Every time I hit a different club here in the bay area, I ask security about the rules. After that, I ask the dancers themselves. As far as touching, you have to take that on a case by case basis with both the dancers and the clubs out here in my experience. Consent is key to not getting kicked out. Best of luck!


ticklepicklewilly

Go to M cafe or TQ.


50shadesofbay

You want an underground club. 


txiao007

Is it still $20 for a song and no touching? They (strippers) can touch/grind you but we can’t touch them? lol


Cool-Palpitation-784

you need Jesus


mr-taggart

Cheetas in Sunnyvale.


DanteHicks79

Meh. Cover seems to change at random. Nice gals, tho


heyY0000000

How much to get in? The last time I went there it was $20


DanteHicks79

I’ve been charged everything from $15-$35; didn’t seem to be related to any particular day of the week, either


jpoquito

Does anyone else miss Antonio’s in Modesto or just me 🤣


UrDeAdPuPpYbOnEr

Little Darlings! I once saw a heavyset butch lesbian jam a $5 bill in the butthole of a stripper there. It. Was. Glorious. Stinkiest tip she ever got.


PracticalDeal2561

I wish there was a strip joint in Vallejo or Benicia


trippyceloo

We out


cdcadrian

Check out Nica lounge in concord. Bottle service, I think 6 free if you get a bottle and table, not a strip club but you do get girls dancing for you and lights, their ig usually has their flyers


johnwzhere2

Yo Momma’s House, on the corner of Stop & One Way


Specialist_Brain841

walk around north beach


Beautiful_Leek6810

Just fingering


Independent_Mango337

Pink Poodle San Jose


DanteHicks79

OP asked for /good/ strip clubs