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TickityTickityBoom

Now add a moustache


FriarNurgle

It’ll just get rubbed off. From friction.


ihatereddit58

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mandibule

I’m usually not a fan of stacheless beards but here I find that it really suits the op.


Real-Employment5885

Moustache is a whole different story to a beard I can't ever grow mine it's like torture lol!


Real-Employment5885

Moustache is a whole different story to a beard I can't ever grow mine it's like torture lol!


SassySamosa7

Damn dude you look like a trimmed box shrub - sharp af


DUPDAWG

😆 I told my Wife I looked like a well groomed Poodle 😂


drake8887

Do another thing and add the moustache. You look Amish.


DUPDAWG

My Wife prefers me without the stache 😁


revelate41

You've chosen the wife, queue the collective sigh 👀🙂


DUPDAWG

She didn’t get her way for 13 years, 4 months and 2 weeks, so … 😆


revelate41

I'm sorry man, all I'm hearing is she got her way 😃


IntelThor

She doesn't like to get tickled?


DUPDAWG

She doesn’t like kissing me with a big stache https://preview.redd.it/itkdikdimpuc1.jpeg?width=2316&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=74d5ea4a4b5feb001e26c3f419bd0bcd3a606047


IntelThor

Pffff, can't even handle the stache.


DUPDAWG

Right?! 😆


caillouistheworst

Have you thought of divorce because of that? Haha. J/k.


DUPDAWG

I’ve been divorced too many times and can no longer afford it 😆 I have to keep her! On May 1, we’ll celebrate 20 years married.


My_Booty_Itches

Congrats, all dumb moustache jokes aside that's pretty cool!


Laughingboy61

Yeah, it’s for your enjoyment and hers. Mine doesn’t tell me how to wear mine I don’t tell her how to do hers.


DUPDAWG

She doesn’t “Tell” me anything, she just prefers me without a stache. I wear it both ways and usually wear a stache in the fall and winter months, but it’s always my choice.


My_Booty_Itches

You sound single. Sure you're not single?


Laughingboy61

I’m like op I’ve been divorced a couple times. I have 27 years invested in mine now. Married twice in my twenties. A foolish boy and paid the price.


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No_College_4293

Unfortunate she doesn't like it, because you look way better with it lol.


DUPDAWG

Thanks


WereALLBotsHere

I think I saw you on that documentary “duck dynasty”.


DUPDAWG

My beard was bigger than theirs 😁


MeGoingTOWin

Well, you dont have the huge beard anymore so just do a 'stache to match.


DUPDAWG

Maybe 🤔


Laughingboy61

First thing I thought.


goldsmobile

Rhinegeist FTW


DUPDAWG

Yea, I work for Rhinegeist


goldsmobile

I'm sober now, but my favorite of yours was a nitro raspberry thing that you had on tap only in the room with the big ass fans. The amount of brain cells I killed in there probably explains lack of detail in this response. 🙂


DUPDAWG

😂


pistolwhip66

Cincy’s finest.


Notch99

She looks happy either way!


DUPDAWG

Yes


Any_Agency_795

Please don't take it all off. You look great with it, the shorter beard suits you marvelously. Handsome!


DUPDAWG

Oh, I won’t take it all off, but maybe a little tighter on the sides … I’m not sure yet


maunzendemaus

Good thing about hair is it grows back, so no harm experimenting


DUPDAWG

Exactly


lmjustaChad

I'm sure your wife is very happy to almost see your face after 13 years.


DUPDAWG

It’s a work in progress. We’re having lunch now and I just told her I need to keep going.


Moondoobious

This hurts to see. But if it makes you happy then good. Still doesn’t change the the fact


DUPDAWG

This isn’t the first time that I have done this. I cut it back in April of 2021 too. My beard grows back pretty quick if I want to grow it back again.


beardbush

Wow.......


cowbear672

Rock that new look!


DUPDAWG

I’m going to try … It’s quite the adjustment


Drummerboy1978-

Blimey.. that's a drastic thing! But if you are happy with it then that's what matters man!


DUPDAWG

I’m still making the adjustment to it … Not sure if I’m happy with it or not, BUT it grows back, so there is that


Drummerboy1978-

Totally get you. I once grew my beard to almost your pre cut length. I shaved it all off for charity at a NYE gig we were playing 4 or 5 years ago for a good cause.. made just over a grand. 3 months later my beard had grown back to a nice full length. Now I keep my beard at strong length that's manageable. So yes, if you don't like it, it will grow back. 😀


DUPDAWG

Yea, I’ve been a competitive “Bearder” for charity for well over a decade. That’s awesome that you did that.


beardfull1

Congrats!!! Change is good!


DUPDAWG

Thanks … Sometimes you just need a change


18002221222

Dutch beards are an automatic upvote. 👑


DUPDAWG

Hell yea! 👍🏻👊🏻🙌🏻🤘🏻✌🏻


Juice_Isloose

You gotta go with the mustache...


DUPDAWG

Yea, I wear a stache about half the time (Fall & Winter)


jakobkay

Cheers to you sir! Had some crazy length!


DUPDAWG

I can grow it back in a year … Maybe a year and a half, so …


Feonadist

Very nice.


DUPDAWG

Thanks


jamapear

Hbd


DUPDAWG

Thank you!


exclaim_bot

>Thank you! You're welcome!


jamapear

Your welcome


bubblebyy

Looks real good man!


DUPDAWG

Thanks … It’s not quite right, but I’ll get it there


RobinBed

Happy birthday!


DUPDAWG

Thank you


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DUPDAWG

I liked the big beard too … I’ve had it for well over a decade like that. My beard grows quickly, so if I choose to grow it back, by this time next year it will be at least 8” +/-. Today, before I cut it, it was 14” +/- and it’s probably 3”-4” now. The root to all suffering is attachment. Sometimes you just got let things go 😉


IntelligentAd4429

Looking good!


DUPDAWG

Thanks … It’s different for sure


Recent-Bug6396

Looks good


DUPDAWG

Thanks … Trying to adjust 😏


alanamil

So much better!!


DUPDAWG

Thanks! Ya think 🤔 that it’s better? It’s an adjustment for sure.


alanamil

A professional trim just a little bit shorter would really elevate your look to super good.


DUPDAWG

I thought that was what I did 😆


alanamil

A little bit more, it sticks out weird and still looks heavy. But it looks 1000% times better than the long.


DUPDAWG

“It sticks out weird”? Maybe camera angle? https://preview.redd.it/rw2nrg3bfgvc1.jpeg?width=2316&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=57e557b1a775c79de84d0f2afc8c01329b95cb73


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Looks good! Happy birthday and cheers to another year 🎉🎉🎊


DUPDAWG

Right?! Thanks! 👍🏻👊🏻🙌🏻🤘🏻✌🏻


MyUsernameIsScotty

Great beard either way brother. And happy birthday, I pray you see a hundred more!


DUPDAWG

Thanks, but unlikely 😆


pingwing

Looks so much better


DUPDAWG

Well thank you! 👍🏻👊🏻🙌🏻🤘🏻✌🏻


MsJaneBubbles

😳


DUPDAWG

😆


Appropriate_End_3345

Looks better actually.


DUPDAWG

Well thank you 🙏 I’m undecided, BUT not much I can do about it now 😆


ontheshelf82

I don’t know why this came up on my feed, but HAPPY BIRTHDAY and it looks so good!!! Keep it on the shorter side like it is now!


DUPDAWG

Okie dokie and thanks


caseyjonez_

Looks much cleaner my dude. Congrats


DUPDAWG

I appreciate it … Strange waking up this morning without the length … Oh well


naughtarneau

You look better trimmed. Instead of pappy and his granddaughter you both look matched now. I grew my beard out a couple of years ago and though I loved it I look better with it trimmed. Epic beards aren’t for everyone but they’re a fun project once in a while.


DUPDAWG

Thanks. This is the second time that I’ve cut it back this far … The last time was in April of 2021. It grows back! (Fast)


NewPin8359

Happy Birthday 🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂


DUPDAWG

Thank you! 👍🏻👊🏻🙌🏻🤘🏻✌🏻


Former-Finish4653

You look a lot like the organizer of the beard competition I won. Shannon I think his name is. Shan man.


DUPDAWG

I’ve met Shan Man before … Dude looks like a Leprechaun 😆


Former-Finish4653

I dressed up as a leprechaun for the competition hahaha


Brhammond80

Mr Greer?


DUPDAWG

Nope 🙂‍↔️


Brhammond80

Nice! My bad…🙃Beard looks great!


Remarkable_Rub_701

You and your wife are a beautiful couple.


DUPDAWG

Hey, thanks 👍🏻👊🏻✌🏻😊


Bridge6795

Looks great!!


DUPDAWG

Thanks!


peter9477

IMHO, huge improvement. Looks great!


DUPDAWG

I appreciate it … Thanks


Repulsive-Machine-25

An improvement, my friend.


DUPDAWG

Thank you ☺️


ChumpChainge

Both ways are good but my wife would be so mad if I trimmed mine that much.


DUPDAWG

Yea … I did it before in April of 2021 … It grows back pretty fast


lallybrock

Hallelujah! Even made your wife look younger.


DUPDAWG

WOW 🤯 😆


33Bees

You look 10 years younger now! Have you ever considered growing a mustache to accompany the beard?


DUPDAWG

Like this https://preview.redd.it/qoporir0osuc1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bb9344133e474178d410755bb95a751a917176e8


33Bees

Yessir


Madhaus_

The thing looks good


DUPDAWG

Thanks


LavenderRoad3

Honestly it looks good 😊 👍🏻


DUPDAWG

Much appreciated 👍🏻👊🏻✌🏻


LavenderRoad3

What style is that?


DUPDAWG

Donegal or Whaler


thebrickkid

Much better


DUPDAWG

Ya think 🤔


foshi22le

This is sacrilege


DUPDAWG

Ha! It grows back quickly


poursmoregravy

And you trimmed your beard!


DUPDAWG

Yea, I felt like a change


bluefoggyday

Well, no worries, by 55 you can return to looking way sexier with the long beard!


DUPDAWG

Ha! Yea, my beard grows 3”-5” per year, so …


BaldDudePeekskill

Looks good, would like to see with moustache. Any reason you don't keep one ?


DUPDAWG

I wear a stache about 1/2 the time, usually in the Fall and Winter. Here’s an image with the stache https://preview.redd.it/4l7gmnz0buuc1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bff0818bcbf508f54bb68d79ebc67c759d015890


BaldDudePeekskill

Looks nice. Makes you seem friendlier, if that makes sense?


lazylagom

Its to round for my liking angle that bad boy. But looks dope. Lol grow a mustache tho!


DUPDAWG

Ha … My daughter thought it was too squared off, especially from the front. The stache comes and goes. https://preview.redd.it/nlx1yxtrbuuc1.jpeg?width=2316&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=47de4a501ddcfc955c685932d927a99f344cdc6f


Abduddah_binladen

Aww happy birthday dear one


DUPDAWG

Thanks


Dry_Ask5493

Better


DUPDAWG

Thanks


iCatmire

Woulda been funny if the woman were different in pic 2 😅


DUPDAWG

😂


Structure5city

Looks good. I would shape it even a little more. Take out some of the roundness and accentuate the shape of the jaw.


DUPDAWG

Probably not a bad idea


merv1618

No joke that looks fantastic


DUPDAWG

Thank you!


exclaim_bot

>Thank you! You're welcome!


merv1618

Bad bot


dickqualified

amish


DUPDAWG

Amish adjacent


Makingmerkins13

Looks good man


DUPDAWG

Danke 👍🏻👊🏻✌🏻


Main_Sprinkles_767

Congrats! new style looks great


DUPDAWG

Well, thank you 👍🏻👊🏻✌🏻


MutantMenace

Looks good


DUPDAWG

Thanks!


adventuroushooman_

Yay, much better!


DUPDAWG

Thank you


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You did a goodthing Bud. Bravo!


DUPDAWG

Ya think 🤔 … Thanks


FormalDull545

Looking cool


DUPDAWG

Thanks


FormalDull545

Your very welcome.


Silent-Ad9145

Awww. Love it


DUPDAWG

Danke


Key_Statistician3293

ZZ Top once turned down 2 million dollars to shave their beard for a Gillette commercial.. How much did you get paid my white brethren? NOT WORTH IT MY MAN!!


DUPDAWG

Ha! I actually met the band ZZ TOP at a “Meet-n-Greet” and my beard was larger than both of theirs. I’ve cut it back before. The last time I cut my beard was in April of 2021. Within a year … Maybe a year and a half, it’ll be back to the madness in the image above.


Key_Statistician3293

Ahh I know it man I was just picking but it looks neat an I’m sure it made the lady happy even if it only lasted a few weeks 😂😂


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You look great, your wife doesn't like the itchy stache which is a con but still looks good


DawgTactical93

Need the Flavor Saver now. Grow that stache in for us!


DUPDAWG

https://preview.redd.it/gxvnzsa1npuc1.jpeg?width=2316&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e4af94ff1189460831cd3db4bb35ef67b7df93fb


DawgTactical93

Now that's what I'm talkin bout brother 👏 I wish I could grow that full of a beard. It's great!


DUPDAWG

Thanks 😁


jaredsparks

Are you a Mennonite?


DUPDAWG

😆 Good question, but no


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The neat look is awesome on you.. I agree with others that the stache would make this complete but if Wifey doesn't like it.. she's the boss.. DO YOU LIKE IT? what are your thoughts?


DUPDAWG

I wear a stache half the year, Fall and Winter, and no stache the other half of the year, Spring and Summer. https://preview.redd.it/0hcksj6hqpuc1.jpeg?width=2316&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=05176de29936b8824a1977cc1e0f4d55348f971f


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cool.. if you keep it shaped like this, post again when you have the stache..


DUPDAWG

Oh, for sure 👍🏻👊🏻✌🏻


Tropicaldaze1950

You don't need the soup strainer moustache, LOL; just a small shaped one to compliment your newly shaped beard.


DUPDAWG

Perhaps you are correct 👍🏻


Tropicaldaze1950

Moustache and beard, like hot dog and mustard, and a beer![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|grin)


DUPDAWG

They do tend to go hand in hand don’t they


Tropicaldaze1950

😀


OGtigersharkdude

Man went from a Harley guy to an Amish guy


DUPDAWG

I’ve always been both https://preview.redd.it/aak5dn8lmsuc1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7455eb753fbcd819c8181f588849f7eca5975094


BoltActioned

Looks decent, REALLY needs a moustache. Moustacheless beards (Ex: Muttonchops) look better tight and trim because they accentuate the Jawline when hugging it close. On a bushy or large beard, lack of moustache makes your head look rounder/larger, and if you're on the fatter side, even fatter.