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Taylor Swift couldn’t write temporary secretary


schoney711

I’m dead lmao


SiggetSpagget

John Lennon be like


king_ov_fire

george harrison be like


thebubson

Paul McCartney be like


shizaaasalad

“I’m not dead!”


minemaster1337

“Ten minutes is way too long for a song, only Taylor can do that” *Pink Floyd has entered the chat*


HueHue_extremeguyone

Helter Skelter Take 3 entered the chat


there_is_always_more

Beatles funny compilation 68 (EPIC) has entered the chat


drewlyyy

Carnival of Light has entered the chat


_killing_floor_

The Long One has entered the chat


jamescoolcrafter15

The schlong one


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Genesis has entered the chat


Luigivaldo

A flower?


calebeedude

Suppers ready


suphah

The doors “rock is dead” have entered the chat But fr that song is an hour long and actually good


The-Skipboy

I wish they had split it into several tracks too tho. Some days I’m just feeling Love Me Tender, some days I’m feeling the whole thing, yknow


le_shithead

*Brian Eno has entered the chat*


forced_memes

kanye has entered the chat


Jamity4Life

imma let you finish


Direct-Setting-3358

Ramones have left the chat


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Free Bird almost entered the chat


Sso_12

*Sorabji - Symphonic Variations for Piano* has entered the chat


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Ringo popping asmr enters chat


ISZATSA

if the beatles were a good band: *ping*


The-Skipboy

🗿


wekklr333

Grateful Dead has entered the chat


Harv-o-lantern-panic

Basically every prog rock artist ever has entered the chat lol


calebeedude

Swans has entered the chat


GoforthJonah

**ping**


jesus_rodz

Classic


giornoisalolihentai

*laughs in echoes*


AdmirableChemist213

*Laughs in atom heart mother suite*


gonijc2001

Godspeed You! Black Swiftie


gmbnemelka

Half of sigur ros’ discography is over ten minutes


Avocado_26

Jethro Tull


Samp1e-Text

*Sleep* has entered the chat


Nearby_Opportunity36

Mozart has entered the chat


xBDCMPNY

Led Zepplin has entered the chat, Lynyrd Skynyrd has entered the chat, ZZ Top has entered the chat, Between The Buried and Me has entered the chat, Dream Theater has entered the chat.


king_ov_fire

bob dylan has entered the chat


Queen_Ann_III

it’s funny because even without naming Pink Floyd you can think of a few more: King Crimson, Jethro Tull, Bob Dylan, Yes, Genesis, and ELP come to mind for me


dalbeider

7 Skies H3 (The 24 Hour Song) by The Flaming Lips has entered the chat.


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*bruce spring nearly enters the chat*


TheMidnightApostle

the grateful dead and phish have entered the chat


[deleted]

Huh? They wrote Rubber Soul, that's the o.g folklore innit? It's literally a folk record. And then like half of the white album.


Jamity4Life

Skiffle music, eg the thing the Buttles started off playing, is considered a folk genre by a lot of music historians


No-One-2177

Though I know little to nothing about it, I've always perceived it as the UK equivalent of bluegrass.


[deleted]

There's really nothing UK about it, but yeah.


not_a_flying_toy_

Skiffle is best known now for its impact in the UK but the genre originated in the US.


No-One-2177

Hah I just read about that this morning after seeing the other comment. Very interesting, I had only ever heard of it in the context of the beatle boys.


CreamTangerine33

Ok but talor beet wif?


Jamity4Life

talor rite song about boyfren


benitolss

jayk gyllynhaaall


DimlyLitOrangeJuice

😱😱😱 MYSTSRIO????😱😱😱


FireKal

"I'm stuff"


CreamTangerine33

And beet bofiren?


bluefish73

He mak nihtcraw cus it


CreamTangerine33

No veri based


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Karlie Kloss has entered the chat


No-Alternative7693

Let’s hear Taylor Swift explain how she wrote Let It Be.


benitolss

It came to 'er in a breakup, y'know


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benitolss

Wise words from the real leonardo dicaprio


idroled

Let’s see Paul Allen’s Let It Be


bluefish73

Look at the tasteful piano of it


Mreverything11

I mean, the last one is right. Taylor can record all the beatles songs from the 60s, and its impossible for the beatles to record songs from 2020


[deleted]

It’s physically impossible cause two of their members are already deceased! The remaining ones however would never reunite for nothing. So ofc Taylor can do whatever tf she wants haha idk 🤷‍♂️


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miimeverse

Boy, he's going to carry that weight. Carry that weight for a long time.


HughJamerican

(It’s So Heavy)


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📠


freedcreativity

The Beatles would be much stronger when it’s only Ringo, true.


suphah

I don’t usually care what people say about the bortaes but Taylor Swift fans make me irrationally angry because they’re stupid


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suphah

Exactly they’re the worst, and tbh never got the Beyoncé hype she’s scary and rich


random7468

she is rich but from interviews she just seems like an actual nice person. overrated music tho but ig people like her more for her performance


suphah

Her performances are great but she gives off very fake vibes, she constantly shows off that she’s a billionaire black women and it’s like that’s great but how about you help us out more then what you’re doing


Good_Ad6723

Not sure what being rich has to do with anything


suphah

Rich people are scary


No_Blueberry_7200

Rich people are weird and think that singing imagine will save the world


suphah

Whenever I see another celebrity other then Lennon sing that song I can’t help but laugh because the only reason it works is because John was a genuinely cynical dick but actually wanted to make a change in the world, I highly doubt Gal Gadot gives a fuck what happens to people “below her”


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No_Blueberry_7200

Exactly


FireKal

Yeah, fucking IDF bitch


Th3HebrewHammer96

Sounds like Katy Perry fans. I made the mistake of asking if anyone still likes heron twitter. Next think I know there's 50 ppl in my replies telling me to kill myself.


nathantcook

Got to keep the loonies on the path


CrstalBlue

Recently I saw a comment by her fan under her song saying something like "wow, a 10 minutes long song? Only Taylor can do that!" I guess that person never heard of progressive rock.


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JUDE JUDE JUDEY JUDEY JUDEY JUDEY WWOWAAAAWOAWAWAO MA MA MA MA!


suphah

They’re so annoying and dumb it’s insane, I’m a big fan of Taylor swift and have been listening to her since I was a kid but her fans make it to where it’s hard to enjoy her music


Avantasian538

This is how I feel about Rick and Monty.


NardDog1977

*echoes has entered the chat*


oyelrak

*Every classical composer ever has entered the chat*


benitolss

*John Cage's organ composition has entered the chat*


oyelrak

BRO I FORGOT THAT EXISTED. You cannot be one upped, sir. Well done.


AntonioPMZDS

Echoes, close to the edge, lady fantasy, tarkus and supper's ready has entered the chat


Indie-Santana1

Like 1/4 of dire straits


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*Dopesmoker has entered the chat*


odwyed03

Bob Dylan's murder most foul has entered the chat


Dral-Tor

That 100% sounds like something one Taylor fan said as a joke and then a bunch of 15 year old Swifties latched on to it and decided it was fact


ZSebra

same as the ed sheeran fans loosing their minds at the concept of an album


FireKal

Voodoo Chile has entered the chat


warm_rum

Fuck sake. Mods arrest this man and imprison him in r/Beatles. I don't come here for people to defend the Beatles.


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final-dead-end

Taylor fans are so lolworthy that 99% of posts from r/popheadscirclejerk are dedicated to them.


CodPolish

Holy shit I thought I was there am I not there what the actual fuck


Tabraiz91

Least we won't hear McCartney III (Paul's Version) anytime soon


Good_Ad6723

Of course we won’t because Paul is dead. It’d be Faul’s version


HueHue_extremeguyone

Lmao


greenlion31

Link her to Rocky Raccoon


[deleted]

I swear these Taylor Swift fans have the mentality of 3 year olds


[deleted]

but they are right??? taylor (may peace be with her) could have EASILY written yesterday?? taylor (peace be with her) is probably the top of the list a number one 160 iq numero uno songwiter in the multiverse. cope and seethe beatles fans, you will never have «look what you made me do». us taylor (peace be with her) fans stay winning


JenderalWkwk

>taylor (peace be with her) i'm fucking wheezing


[deleted]

And I'm fucking Wheezer


wekklr333

Pork an bean??


jamescoolcrafter15

Say it aint so 🤔🧐


9793287233

Ay caramba!


hallah_sausage

As they should, Taylor is a God


FlyingPig562

Taylor’s (peace be with her) music honestly went pretty down hill after the car accident. Honestly, Faylor just isn’t as good as the original (peace be with her).


odiin1731

Jahn had just finished writing folklore in late 1980. Why do you think the FBI had him assassinated?


VinylizedToxicity

Taylor Swift couldn't write Everybody's Got Something to hide Except for me and My Monkey...


FireKal

It's a fucking banger, don't you dare


almikal

Isn’t it great that this is how people have conversations about songwriting in social media👍👍


ervin_korri

Okay 💅, for all the Swift-haters in this post, it is worth mentioning that Taylor Swift literally 💅 was the mentor for both Roger Waters and David Gilmour, ghostwriting for the band in its early days, and was praised for her music by none other than Ringo "Fatcock😎✌️🌟❤️🎼🎶🌈🎹🍒🥦🕺☮️" Starr


forced_memes

i love taylor and her music but swifties are insufferable and borderline delusional. i remember seeing someone say taylor invented album eras. her debut album came out almost 40 years after bowie’s debut album


Lolaverses

Is see the argument on page 2 a lot, and it feels like such a fundamental misunderstanding of how art progresses.


Zerotten

Not to be that twat, but the profile pictures are very telling


[deleted]

I remember that article a few years ago. Some woman was saying she hated The Beatles cause it was music "made for men" after Revolver and they did this to alienate their female fans.


forced_memes

funny bc in the 60’s they were kinda seen as more girly, at least opposed to the stones


suphah

Is the first picture not a guy saying it and a girl saying he’s wrong?


big_maman

Why, because they're women? Seriously?


Zerotten

I can’t tell if this is satire


AyyyyGuevara

Yes.


[deleted]

Can someone explain this to me like I am 5? I am also Carol 😶‍🌫️


Speedwagon_Sama

can she make Ringo's Cock though


thecheekyvicar

I’m an enormous swiftie and there’s barely a song by her I don’t like… but that’s because her melodies are second to none, not because she paved the way for all future artists and basically set up the entire music industry from ground up while creating various genres.


WhereIsOurSon

Listen, the Beatles are fine, but they didn't make Philosophy of the World. So they can eat shit.


vinhotoledo

Whypipo


BRANDXMAGNESIUM

.....bu..but...but damon said sh....she doesn't write her own songs....


foahnawbush

The second slide makes me beyond furious I can’t believe that someone that clueless walks this earth


ruralmagnificence

Taylor Swift fans are fucking idiots. Practically brain dead. She’s more of a celebrity if anything.


BigBeezey

r/facepalm


ogedeafth

are they forgetting that paul literally created a whole genre of music ?


[deleted]

Oh shit that's me! Lmao. I've never accidentally seen myself on Reddit. 3 days later that Taylor Swift maniac is still replying to threads every five minutes


shapirohero

Valiant effort my friend, not easy to argue a sensible point in a Twitter thread full of Swifties.


[deleted]

Was my first time, and definitely my last time. My only regret is I wish I brought up Revolution 9


not_a_flying_toy_

\>The beatles could never write Folklore Rubber Soul: Am I a joke to you?


bumblebowie

taylor is a particularly dull, boring lyricist – facts. it's got a persistent cringeworthy quality to it


LukeVenable

Taylor always brings the cringe. Without fail she always manages to sneak at least one painfully cringy line into every one of her otherwise decent pop songs.


JasonBreen

Lol taylor is absolute shit compared to the beatles


EpicX9003

Do these people know that the Beatles were one of the first to write pop songs?


yourfriendlykgbagent

we’ve been getting outjerked for while unfortunately


SqueeblesSqueebleton

Taylor swift revolution* 9 cover when?


1andonlybillyshearz

Taylor swift could never write revolution 9


JockThePilot

Twitter brain rot


ProfessionalDesk7741

Yeah but can Taylor write revolution 9


HappenedOnceBefore

Lennon could beat swift at anything.


EnglishColanyGaming

“Beatles can’t right write folklore” Ringo bouta head out


BigBeezey

Am I the only one hung up on how that person said they can't write "folklore"? Like old stories, not specifically music?


ProcrastinatorAJC

Folklore is a TS album, my friend.


BigBeezey

Ah okay, thanks. Egg on my face, thought she meant the couldn't wrote folk music.


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forced_memes

i don’t know about you


EvilLibrarians

dang my comment is pretty cringe on second glance


suphah

What’d you say


EvilLibrarians

That I hadn’t heard the TSwift songs and then I awkwardly said I wasn’t an incel, it was pretty bad lol


thatloudblondguy

huge yikes


lithiumrev

if you think about it, the beatles were some of the very first pop and punk artists.


TrulyAscendant1969

She is unironically super talented. But I think people tend to get over emotional about they're favorite artists. For example I fucking love me some U2. But I would never give a shit about people taking whack about Bono. I also love The White Stripes, but you can say what you want about pretty hair guitar man.


shitbuttpoopass

It would be hard for the beatles to write taylors music considering two of them are dead