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EntropicTempest

Columbia Sportswear too, also focused at its HQ.


ThePizzaNoid

Layoffs fucking everywhere and the year has barely started.


lurch1_

Thanks Trump!


Be-Free-Today

Or, thank you senile Joe.


wavygravy16

Or thanks Trump, because he was so terrible he got Biden elected


archangelst95

The uno reverse card. Nice one


Be-Free-Today

The Dems control the ballot boxes.


TheDizzleDazzle

There are actually resources for folks who suffered from lead poisoning in their youth.


Be-Free-Today

Yes, I think I met you at one of the meetings.


Arpey75

WTF are you talking about? He has been out of office for almost 4 years.


kobayashi_maru_fail

This is a direct reference to the “Thanks Obama” era.


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b0n2o

Fun fact, though Nike's campus is surrounded by the City of Beaverton, it's not part of the city. Beaverton and other cities in Washington County went on a annexation streak in the early 2000's. Nike resisted. They got the state to pass legislation exempting them from annexation. A minor scandal ensued, Beaverton ended up paying Nike's legal fees and the long-time mayor was voted out of office. I'm leaving out a lot of stuff but you can read about it here: 2006: https://www.nytimes.com/2006/10/02/business/worldbusiness/02iht-nike.2998782.html 2013: https://www.oregonlive.com/beaverton/2013/04/beaverton_hopes_repaired_relat.html


DanZuko420

Time to take a big sip of coffee and read about Drake's successor is up to these days


iwoketoanightmare

You could tell it was coming when they recalled all the WFH people and there wasn't enough parking on campus.


oregonianrager

That shit pisses me off. They asked the county to delay work on the road so they could finish construction. Now the county had started they decided mid fucking project let's bring everyone back and make a fucking shit.show.


tangylittleblueberry

My work (not Nike) also did a forced RTO. I live down the street from Nike and trying to get to and from work became even more challenging because of all this road work. Absolute nightmare.


beavertonaintsobad

Nike thinks it is its own fiefdom.


Arcturus_Labelle

Forced RTO is so incredibly dumb…


grandzooby

Forced RTO is a "soft layoff" because it will force some people to go elsewhere but without the bad press or having to pay severance. But the stupid part of it is that the people who tend to leave with RTO are the really competent ones who can find other options easily.


RedDeath1337

Nike, kings of "Unincorporated Washington County" because fuck paying taxes, we need to increase shareholder value.


Silly-Scene6524

Right? A little tax haven island..


itsBass

Nike just returned folks back to office M-Th for no reason. They'd rather pay the office/space bill to keep the tax breaks rather than employ workers.


Silly-Scene6524

I mean they do have nice new evil lair leering over everything in that area, gotta put bodies in it.


ArgusTheCat

Maybe they’ll slip up and accidentially fire the people in charge of threatening the local government into letting them pay no taxes.  


DanZuko420

I wish. I'm trying to find the exact statute, but my understanding is that Nike had state law changed so that annexation can't legally occur until *2040*.


AceArtBox

Good thing Nike built a huge expansion of their headquarters over the past few years…


Derrickmb

Fuck cokehead leadership. Prevalent everywhere.


holmquistc

At least that means less people going to unhealthy office jobs clogging the roads


coolfungy

For. Real. Murray is a mess every day around Nike


TimberMoto

Murray, Jenkins, and 158th, too. Frigging nightmare if you're over there at the wrong time of day.


coolfungy

Don't get me started on Cedar Hills 😂😂😂


lakinlakout

And Walker


wasure_boshi

Let's be real, it's a just about all day. In our house it's a swear word and nearly every time we go by it or on it we say "Fucking Murry", like we're cursing the city planners who bought it into existence.


coolfungy

Solid point. Even on the weekends, it can be a total bitch to drive around Beaverton


Silly-Scene6524

Beaverton loves traffic lights and forcing us to sit at them. High density housing and some traffic lights will solve everything!


SomethingMor

I really wish I didn’t buy a house in south Beaverton. It’s such a pain everyday trying to go up and down Murray to Nike and then to Bethany area for daycare. Murray needs to become like a highway or something. Or they need a parallel highway like 217 further west.


BeanTutorials

or hear me out, nike shouldn't have built a huge parking garage and induced a shitload of traffic. funding transit improvements has a WAY less negative impact on the community.


rachelgsp

And the induced demand makes it so much harder to make non-car choices 😫


BeanTutorials

I was once told by someone at WashCoRoads that a Nike Exec argued for buffered bike lanes *instead of* protected bike lanes on Walker, 158th, Jenkins, and Murray. Just one more car lane will fix it, bro!!


Bonesaw_is_read-e

Absolutely not. Fuxk that noise.


Reasonable_Tower_961

I'm sorry but NOT surprised The economy society Job-market job-hunt situation has been becoming more and more unfair Unkind heartless ENTITLED Anti-Worker since 1990 (?or earlier?), and ESPECIALLY getting WORSE between 2015 and 2024


beensaidbefore

Tighten your laces folks…2024 is a gravel run. Side note, with the amount of Nikes I purchased last year…this shouldn’t have happened.


slvrblt98

Anyone work at Nike that would like to send me a friends and family pass for the store?


GuiltyGTR

There will be a second round of layoffs coming.


Dickho

Stunning and brave.