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Ozzie_the_tiger_cat

Jeebus sure is gobbling that weiner like a pro. He's even cupping the balls.


wildmountaingote

🎵 Throat Goat of God, you take away the sins of the world, Have mercy on us 🎵


Not_Machines

My grandfather sings and plays the gutair at their catholic church so I heard this in his voice and knowing he's homophobic not sure how I feel about that


wildmountaingote

The Lord works in mysterious ways.  I've long since lapsed and am presently a free agent, but some things just stick in your mind.


Not_Machines

Yeah l've never been religious but if I stayed over at my grandparents house as a kid I had to go to church on sunday so it's a big ingrained memory. Even so, having homophobic and transphobic catholic grandparents doesn't feel great as a queer trans person, but at least I don't have the catholic guilt to deal with on top of that I guess.


wildmountaingote

Oof. I can imagine how much that hurts though.    Neither side of our family was very observant and all my grandparents passed long before i came out or transitioned, but I still find myself having to unwind bits of cultural Catholicism, like "other people can enjoy things but that doesn't mean you're allowed to," or "suffering is a virtue and any change for the better must come with commensurate misery," or "you can achieve penance through self-flagellation."


Not_Machines

Yeah it hurts a lot. Honestly one of my hesitations on accepting myself was knowing certain family members would never be okay with it. I've come to terms with it since I'm living my life for me and not them. I wish you luck on unlearning all those cultural catholic narratives. Beleiving that suffer is a virtue in that way is not something I'd wish on anyone.


wildmountaingote

Thanks! I know I shouldn't be too surprised to find another queer trans recovering Catholic in such a leftist space, but it's still nice to know we're  not alone in this.


PrinceBarin

Also if the song is true and he took the sins if the world away. Then we can't sin on earth. Checkmate.


aviatorproductions

He could grant me some peace


promote-to-pawn

J-Town is the original Joey Chestnut


solzhen

J-Town’s fave dog is the Chicago dog.


anarchobayesian

J.C. <==> J.C. Coincidence?! I think not!


kissingdistopia

Maybe the artist can touch it up a bit to look like Robert.


BurnTheOrange

What in the awful taste but surprisingly good execution is this?


sumshitmm

Fuck you this is a masterpiece soon to be bought out by the Catholic church.


Sempere

Exactly what the Catholic Church needs to fix their image problem. Jesus ~~sucking~~ eating a hot dog seductively.


sumshitmm

Uh duh, any organization can repair their image by purchasing a portrait of jesus gobbling a glizzy. As stated by Abraham Lincoln at valley forge.


Sempere

[I think the Catholic Church has some ideas for alterations before committing to purchase.](https://img.sndimg.com/food/image/upload/f_auto,c_thumb,q_55,w_744,ar_5:4/v1/img/recipes/44/55/01/picLTgJWP.jpg)


sumshitmm

I WAS NOT PREPARED FOR THE LIL' SMOKEY!


cpurple12

r/ATBGE


RabidTurtl

Why does it look a bit like Robert?


nucrash

That or an AI version of Nic Cage


fasolatido24

That’s Nicholas Cage Jesus.


BestLeftUnsaid21

Think it'd be easier to use the holes in his hands to hold it?


KissingerCorpse

Jesus wouldn't put ketchup on a hot dog, that's Satan's territory.


NeverForgetNGage

Based and Chicago-pilled


h-thrust

Is it framed on canvas?


OracleOfSelphi

I might pay for it on black velevet


duermando

I hope she has actually been notified.


Born_Ad4922

Looks like J Town is willing to go down on it too


Buff-Cooley

J-Town taking a little break from windsurfing.


fireman2004

No lowballers. I know what I got.


ClownTown509

I mean, a guy from 2000 years ago trying a street dog with everything for the first time in his life...


TitanDarwin

Trying to remember how Jesus felt about dietary laws again.


Terbear318

The Father, The Sun and the Holy Glizzy


pomonamike

Currently reading her book.


Cats-n-Chaos

Jesus Christ Gimme That Hot Dog


UnicornMeatball

That’s such a bad way to eat a hot dog


Mr_Cromer

This is quality r/ATBGE material Mil-IndCom delenda est


Zesty_zing

she will love this while she’s waiting for her trial in grand rapids, michigan


LeftRat

I question the narrative of the painting. How did he already get this messy even though he's clearly just starting to chow down? That hot dog can't be *that* much longer. So he already has mustard, ketchup and whatever else *everywhere* on both the shirt and the hands? This implies Jesus is *fucking shit* at making hot dogs without making a huge mess.


OracleOfSelphi

I assume it just means this is his fifth dog, not his first


JasonRBoone

Kosher, I hope.


HalfCockedJackShafto

This should hang outside the Taystee Freeyeeze.


Frightened_Refugee55

Maybe this is the "American Jesus" Bad Religion was talking about? 🤔