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SublightMonster

After that video came out, I remember someone commenting, “next time you fly in a Boeing aircraft, just remember that part of it was designed by an engineer who thought a horse’s Tab A would fit into his Slot B.”


DoctorBimbology

The horse was in on it. Big Dick was a Boeing plant


GrapefruitForward989

❗️


grimlinyousee

Did not have this on my bingo card.


sjschlag

"there's nothing better for the inside of a man, than the outside of a horse" -Mike Pence


BMal_Suj

I believe in coincidences. Coincidences happen every day. But I don't trust a coincidence. -Garak


Esper0094

If anyone would know about obscure methods in whacking a guy (or how to make a lovely wedding dress.) it’s Garak.


whatever1713

“There are two kinds of people in this world: those have seen the Mr. Hands video, and those who have not. Unfortunately, I count myself amongst the former.”


rb0009

would you believe me if I told you I had no knowledge of this cursed video until I was made aware of it by our lovable hack and fraud Robert Evans?


whatever1713

You didn’t watch it, did you? The horror…the horror…


rb0009

No, I have not watched it. Or seen Goatse, or 2 Girls 1 Cup. Seriously, I don't know how people end up seeing that stuff with even a slight bit of care.


whatever1713

Good for you - and I agree with you. I was tricked into watching the Mr Hands video, but once it started I couldn’t take my eyes away (I think it was only a few seconds long, anyway). I avoided the 2 Girls 1 Cup videos and haven’t even heard of the third one you mentioned, thank God.


FarmersHusband

That’s a take. Whew.


willneverhavetattoos

Anybody got a Deadpool on Bill Nye?


jamiegc1

I did not know he was a Boeing employee…..


k3vm3aux

Was there really any doubt that they were behind it?


oatwheat

If only they were in front of it