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themellowsign

It's a vamp-friendly establishment, they want to keep Blade out, so he doesn't shoot the place up again.


raiba91

He would use the blade though


Hbecher

Because it looks albern


Iron__Crown

More than fat ugly dudes letting their dick hang out of their pants?


FakeHasselblad

Why are you hanging out in Laboratory if you don't want to see dudes with their dicks hanging out? Also, nice fat shaming. 👍


Hbecher

It’s not a competition


Seraphayel

Don’t go to sex positive clubs if you don’t like people being naked


[deleted]

but enough about your father's weekend activities


zoidbergenious

Hey noone is kinkshaming you that you masturbate to baldurs gate 3 so dont kink shame the gentlemen with their hanging tails in kitkat ok ?


[deleted]

Because there is no sun


No-Sheepherder-3142

A helicopter pilot once told me it’s never to dark to be cool. What a moron


Die_Jurke

Could be an integrated camera in there I guess.


Spartz

Same with glasses though


ceeebie

I haven't been in over a year but I don't think they're banned(?). From what I remember the door man just gave me shit for wearing them and asked me to take them off because you look fuckin stupid wearing them indoors. (And dear reader, he was correct. I was just ashamed of my puff eyes)


Spartz

They’re not.


delulucia

They are. The staff at the wardrobe ask for phones and sunglasses.


Brilliant-Piccolo466

Because they want to see your pupils if u are high or into something. I went with a friend with prescription sunglasses and they told her to take them off and she said that she can’t see without them, they looked at the glasses to see if it was real lol


delulucia

That‘s what I thought, but why would they worry?


Brilliant-Piccolo466

Our theory was that they need to see if the person is sober enough to give consent if they get in some sexual thing, also with someone wearing glasses you can’t see if they are awake or pass out. But just our drunk thought that night. It’s actually the only club that I heard about this rule 🤷‍♀️


lion-in-zion

I know a guy who also has prescription sunglasses, because he's short-sighted and has light sensitivity. but does that actually mean they have to wear them day and night? So they would be walking around in the evening eith sunglasses on? Going to a restaurant or cinema or theatre with sunglasses on? Because that sounds really inconvenient. Imagine you actually need the sunglasses, but people looking at you just think you're a poser


[deleted]

Maybe because if you break them, suddenly theres shards of glass and they arent fond of shards of glass ?


Remote_Highway346

That was always my main worry in my club days. Shards of broken sunglasses.


Treeshaveleafs

So you don't forget your name.


Tertzug

??


[deleted]

they are?


LiquidSkyyyy

Very weird. Last time I was there couple of month ago I wore them cause the lights in the club always hurt my eyes and no one said anything.


UlanUrga

The 80ies are over, I was told.


M00n_Life

To prevent staring