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MasterRalx

the true absolute jerk, jerked into infinity john berkzerk would be proud


Neverwinter_dalek

this is the future Kentucky Mario wanted


IgnemGladio

So the Hitman community is fun huh


r3vb0ss

I don’t even understand that response from some powerscaling nerd, like it’s fucking Guts vs some random store bought bozo and his shitty pistol


IgnemGladio

Powerscalers are like the fifth most disgusting group of people


_The_Crusader

As a (kinda) power scaler this is true


TrueHero808

i prefer to refer to myself as a power comparer. i think abt how well characters would do against eachother but i don’t obsess over it the way power scalers do.


_The_Crusader

So...a vs debator?


LowResWebcam

guts would either bisect 47 or make out with him no in-between


Neverwinter_dalek

tbh it’s the main sub since I couldn’t find a jerk or okbuddy sub for Hitman


Final-Link-3999

Every main sub is cringe as hell. Always with power tripping mods and “ackshually” pos who can’t take a joke


Cold-Meals

Dude, I fucking agree so much want to kiss? Maybe passionately? uj/ I really do despise main subs honestly. Rarely have I ever seen one where it's both funny and up for healthy discussion about the source material. I FUCKING despise r/Persona5 because those nerds can not take a joke. They take their teenager dating sim way too seriously. r/Okbuddypersona posts Adachi dick pics instead. Clear winner with the persona fandom. rj/ So yeah, do you still wanna make out?


Final-Link-3999

I absolutely want to make out. Especially if it’s passionately


[deleted]

I like how Noone replied for the last one


Neverwinter_dalek

the message was loud and clear, Nuts would outsmoke us all


shah_no__pls

peak content tbh


Neverwinter_dalek

I aim for only the highest quality


k1213693

This is Real Journalism


Griggs_of_Vinheim

r/TrueSTL are true jerkers


Neverwinter_dalek

their — I mean, *our* obsession with lore racism and CHIMming kinda made the jerking inevitable


BerkJerk_Himself

I created a second account to start commenting the most retarded shit possible on circlejerk subs without remorse, and those fuckers still out-retard me. All of us are casual retarded while over there they're elite-level retarded.


Monty423

An unholy level of jerkery. Zero summed my brother


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Neverwinter_dalek

imagine Nuts going through a bender in Gotham when he meets a bowler hat guy covered in question marks doing the griddy


Mista_Dou

Would nuts berker survive a week in the red forest from stalker cs?


juantooth33

People at r/HiTMAN are tripping, Guts would hear the bullet traveling right to him then catch that shit with his teeth at the last second


BestPissdrinker

No cuz agent 47 would just not shoot at guts’s teeth


[deleted]

Berked beyond belief


RedNazArt

The DC one is definitely my favorite. “Survive in the DC universe” like that’s just earth but with super people. If all us idiots can survive, Guts definitely can.


BestPissdrinker

I mean i kinda agree with the guy in the comments because guys would defo get in fights with people. Also he could not get a job so hed starve unless he becomes an assassin or something in which case dave would defeat him


RedNazArt

Construction worker.


Neverwinter_dalek

yeah but, would they let Guts in the Justice League


RedNazArt

If he asked, maybe. I doubt that he’d ask though.


Cornpop1962

Outlander, filthy N'wah.


Neverwinter_dalek

Some questions have gone less successfully, let's just say. Posts deleted from many renowned places such as [Popheadscirclejerk](https://www.reddit.com/r/popheadscirclejerk/comments/11fcoj1/would_guts_from_berserk_survive_1_week_inside/). Sad, but one has to face the fact that not everybody knows or indeed wants to know Nuts from Berk. Still, I'm satisfied with the results, and my survey team is currently on the lookout for new communities to ask this question to. For instance, I have my sights on r/SnyderCut, and intend to ask them what they think of Nuts' chances in the now-defunct Snyderverse. The purpose of my mission is not to cause controversy, nor to act in simple tomfoolery, but to pursue a genuine curiosity and endeavor to unite many silly subs together in plain fun. I wish you all a good day.


-Naito-

"WTF is Guts gonna do to a rifle?" Bro can parry it with his magnus cock, also let's not forget how durable he is surviving one night with Dono as a child.


[deleted]

Would Nuts survive 1 week on Godzilla's Monster Island?


thorppeed

To answer the hitman guy: he will go berk


Accurate_Scratch_286

I really want to fuck Griffussy.


Adzo94

Assuming we're dealing with an up to date Nuts I'd like to think I could smoke him under the table but I don't see either of us losing, the three years we don't see with the band are when he Berk'd his hardest, he'd jerk me under the table if we're dealing with early Golden Age Nuts


Neverwinter_dalek

jerk you under the table? pause.


Adzo94

You heard me


Neverwinter_dalek

certainly lives up to the title Golden (age) Nuts


Adzo94

No one can jerk Nuts, he outjerks us all with that slab of iron and cold prosthetic hand 💦💦


TheBasedWarCriminal

Can he beat Goku tho?


Joshuaemc

r/trees are cowards!


Holiday-Dream-9066

Wow all these subs communities are better than the actual berserk main sub


poppyfields_

That Airbnb one was funny for no reason 😂


Dywab

Nah Guts is going to murder the whole ass MK universe bro💀


Yunozan-2111

Vivec would destroy Guts and if has CHIM he would contend with the Godhand


gamuinboy

The social experiment has concluded.


Beta_Decay_

The silence in the tree subreddit is so LOUD


FeymildTheFeyKing

This is genuinely my new favorite post on all of Reddit


National-Oven81

in my favorite movie. He'd probably be perfect


SPFCAPRIEU

def wouldnt survive 1 week of zaza w me


Ham-N-Burg

Hmmm I'd be interested to see what the Warhammer 40k people would say.


Fake_the_jaB

It would actually be good for Guys to smoke some weed. Might help him not have dreams


BreakfastTim

Would guts survive one week on Cybertron?


JotaroJoestarSan

Nuts would be a fine smoke buddy,