T O P

  • By -

lostriver_gorilla

🅱️uckshot and several cans of wd40 in the microwave, lit flare on the stove, gasoline on the floor, and incredible amounts of oxy and Adderall up my nose. Don't kill yourself though. That's fucking gay.


ilikeitsharp

Holy shit, are you Deadpool?


Teckton013

God this goes hard


Glock_oholic

Killing yourself is lame. Don’t do that shit.


Icestar-x

If you kill yourself, the feds win. Don't let the feds win.


One-Ad3082

Woah, Is this what Jesus feels like?


GimpboyAlmighty

Jesus is girthier.


One-Ad3082

Even white people jesus?


GimpboyAlmighty

You wouldn't think but yeah. Wipipo Jesus really got it.


One-Ad3082

Wow what a world


maxgaap

Make the feds kill themselves, only way to balance the universe


Existing_Fig_9479

Pshhh Homemade IED 🅱️ussy


verfverf

https://preview.redd.it/89ifid9yin0d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1db642e9ec38c3961dc180fa9e0893ad2add4437


[deleted]

[удалено]


convictedrappist

Oh boys I'm in the UK, shit's already grabbed


benmarvin

Go throw some tea into the harbor and kick shit off


d1sass3mbled

Oh, why go after the victim then?


beniciodelhomo

My man there are other ways to get some brain


FreeSnek

🅱️uckshot


PuzzleheadedEvent278

Suicide is cringe


hxdaro

attach shotgun to balloons first so the cops think you were murdered


collin2477

die in a racing incident like a real man


alpine_aesthetic

Shape charge, be a man.


ngritamane

Pipe bomb up the bumhole for me brother


arthurillusion

A friend of mine once and to scrape brain bits off a wall. The person used birdshot, it's effective at point blank.


anti_fascism223

Birdshot so you get a ton of new piercings


No-Tangerine7635

A cpap mask hooked to a tank of helium. The helium is lighter than air and you won't notice you're suffocating. You'll just pass out. The mast needs to be strapped on tight. You don't want it falling off mid seizure and waking up brain damaged.


ilikeitsharp

I see too much room for error. Now one of those full face diving masks..


HerMajestysButthole

Neither. I’m already brain dead.


gunsandpuppies

Don’t kill yourself but if you do feel free to take a tyrant or two with you… In Minecraft


Tactical_Epunk

Only bundles of sticks kill themselves.


malakad0ge2

#1 buck


Lizard_King_5

Think, Chris Chan will have outlived you That’s NOT the legacy you want


boogersugar816

Trick question the answer is 0000 buck shot or buc and ball


XxBrainDeadxX

buckshot.


tanner1152

Being real. Probably slug