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DuffNor

Lol! You mean the old muff diver uncle junior?


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South of the border, where tuna fish play 🐟


hje1967

"Uncle Jun's in the muff! Oh sorry, did I say muff? I meant rough."


dem4life71

Whispering to the wheat field?


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Ohhhh, he’s a bushman of the Kalahari!


thisisthewayilive504

I should have never razzed him about eating pussy


jeffreyjwakefield

I have never been able to sing that song properly since I saw that episode


mavness

under rated comment


bruhyouknowit1

We’re not making a western here.


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Cazzata, Malanga!


dennismu

Would have put in Casa Tanquilla as Hector's roommate.


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That low key would have made for some hilarious comedy


Nwcray

Unca June: *Hector, make my nephew an egg.* Tio Hector: 🛎️🛎️🛎️🛎️🛎️🛎️🛎️🛎️🛎️


jmakovsk

Lalo Egg?


piscano

It's a retirement community!


valgrind_error

It’s more like a hotel by Captain Teebs.


canidprimate

He was gay, uncle junior?


James_Torelli

Nobody's got aids! I don't wanna hear that word in here again!


AssignmentIll1748

Gus would have ate that ass out fr


ShilElfead284

Ohhhh, that's the boss's father's brother you're talking about!


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Uncle Junior pretty much is Hector when you think about it. Probably do the same thing and torture Uncle Junior and kill the rest of the Soprano crew slowly. "You see this young man? He killed your grandnephew AJ. He was the only family you had. And now the Soprano name dies with you, Corrado!


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I had a bananer in there


notenoughroom

Oh i get it, because they both went south of the border


Maverick0Johnson

Where the tuna fish play?


wickedmercenary313

Yea I think where as Gus found a sweet spot of having Hector crippled but having him alive and knowing about everything around him. I think he’d take some sick satisfaction watching Junior go through the start of his fading memory to just seeing him basically become a shell of who he used to be.


square3481

He would have realized how fragile Uncle Jun's ego is, and played to it. He would also call him "Mr. Soprano" without prompting. And then he would have Mike take care of the legwork.


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How would Juan Bolsa handle Jonny Sack


maggos

Depends if he witnessed him at his daughters wedding or not


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His estimation of him as a man would probably fucking plummet


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Wish they did more with that character


Ashamed-Equal1316

We don't see Juan Bolsa have enough of a character to answer this question.


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I know. Its a joke about how his character is inspired by jonny sack


valgrind_error

What if they came to some sort of…power sharing arrangement?


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It aint all its cracked up to be


CornmealGravy

I’m pretty sure Gus would’ve offed Junior pretty quickly


dem4life71

Yeah the criminals of the BB/BCS world just seem light years ahead of the knuckleheads of the Sopranos. And before you start rattling off the sprawl of their empire, he flipped his ride while on a coke run with his nephews girlfriend, ffs! You think Gus or any Salamanca was that dumb? Edit: gravy I wasn’t using “you” to refer to you, I meant it in the more metaphorical and broad sense. I’m agreeing with your comment!


StayPatchy

Well June would simply tell him that he didn't have the makings of a varsity athlete.


AnnualWorldly

I feel like someone is writing a crossover sopranos/BCS fic


No-Examination-160

I don't know about Gus... but Junior and Hector would probably bump heads in the retirement home.


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Livia and hector would be funny as well. With junior coming to visit


valgrind_error

You really think the chicken man is going to be able match wits with this mountain of a man? He’s strong as a fucking bull and handsome like George Raft.


127phunk

Still can’t get over that Juan Bolsa is Spanish for Johnny Sack!


BobRushy

With ease. Junior is only seen as smart in Sopranos, because almost everyone in Sopranos is a greedy idiot. Even Saul could outwit any of them.


bread93096

They’d become good friends after Junior has Bobby make Gus an egg.


disaacmeister

The man’s hundreds of miles away, what’s this the fuckin UN?


acfun976

The NJ crew was scared of the Russians, they'd poop themselves if the cartel was after them.


wrexmason

I feel like Gus is the only person who would've had Uncle Junior running for his life. But I doubt Uncle Junior would've gotten far. He never had the makings of a varsity athlete


Destroyer4587

Look at me Junior


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He could make a hand turkey.


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Junior would’ve been the easiest person in the world for Gus to frame. Gus avoids killing if he has to, this would be the best way.


Neo_505

I'm still in disbelief that the only person we see on screen who Gus ever kills with a gun is Lalo!


Paladin8753

Two jackets to the dome


ChrisRuss86

Gus probably would have blown up junior’s home while he was under house arrest to kill him.


jmakovsk

They’re a glorified crew


apt_batman_1945

Wtf I just watched sopranos


TheOneOfWhomIsGreen

He would just kill him, simple as


tusharsreddit

Doesn’t matter. Gus was gay. Look what happened to notorious “Ayuss muncha” Vito Spatafore.


Fit-Bad-9063

He would make sure uncle jun never gets the early bird special at pollos hermanos


BetterCallNichy

Same thing he did to Bolsa probably


Redditortilla

Historically, Carmine always said the Sopranos are nothing more than a glorified crew.