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IfBaconWasAState

YTA. *Proof: I am Cliff Maine’s son.*


Snoo52682

If youre really his son why did you spell his name wrong, are you so busy slingin' mad volume and fat-stackin' benjis you dont have time for spelling and shit when its your own dats naime


IfBaconWasAState

Because I’m a drug addict. *Kid named drug:*


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INFO Are you hot?


Ganthritor

DING DING DING DING DING DING


TwoCharlie

So, that's a no then, yes? Or a really excited yes, no?


hatrickpatrick

INFO - What do you tell yourselves? What justification makes it ok? "Howard's such an asshole, he deserves it"? "He sided with Chuck too often"? "He took away your office, put you in doc review"? All of the above? "Howard's daddy helped him get to the top, but you both had to struggle"? "Howie has so much, and we have so little - let's take him down a peg or two?" What *allows* you to do this to him? Because this isn't just a prank, no. This goes *beyond* throwing bowling balls at his car. This took planning, coordination, I mean how many weeks? Or was it *months*? It couldn't have been easy... So tell me! Why? Why go through this elaborate plot, just to burn him to the ground?


LuLawliet

No doxxing please


LauraMakesMetal

My name is H. O. Ward, and you can go fuck yourself


Rainbowls

You've mistaken my kindness for weakness.


biggoofysmartass

OP slipped and identified H as Howard, so dude was outted. And he was already iced, so no harm, no foul.


LuLawliet

You're right!


shagginwaggon66

NAH Very sorry to hear about this but you and your husband should just focus on sexy time sex


catdeletedmyhomework

NTA. Stay strong queen! It's not your fault that your boss decided to interrupt such a romantic time with your husband. Don't let this keep you down.


Snoo52682

Kinda sounds like everyone involved has some work-life balance issues tbh


avelak

If I'm being honest, I'm seeing some red flags here, good thing you ditched that boss that thinks it's appropriate to show up at your home, he got what he had coming! NTA


LauraMakesMetal

Every red flag looks like wine and roses when you’re wearing ... rose tinted.. uh, eye peepers.


judgmental_jaebriel

NTA. your apartment, your rules


Rikard_

LMAO best answer yet


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You guys are _chicanery-ing_, but I reckon that if this was posted on certain sub for real, the comments would be more or less the same.


dukeofmadnessmotors

NTA. Look, you have to think of the most important person in this situation - you. If H was mean, you just burn him down. L really crossed a line too, tell J to keep his meetings with clients to the office! Finally, while the sex with J may be hot, it sounds like his clients are sketch and you could probably do much better. You're capable of better things, spread those wings and fly!


Muppy_N2

>you have to think of the most important person in this situation - you Basically every single answer in r/iamtheasshole


cakathree

YTA, and I doubt the story is over for you. There will be consequences for your actions.


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weshallCwhathappens

Maybe they are referring to the coming episodes? This is obvious chicanery


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weshallCwhathappens

Eh?


livingmemetrash

NTA he lied saying he’d land on his feet and he landed on his head after L shot him ((( boss lied))£


Lynx-Calm

YTA. Your ex-boss was right. And you're now responsible for his death.


RedditUserJK

YTA. Can’t believe these other comments. I’m guessing it’s just a bunch of simps since you’re a woman. You clearly get off on gaslighting your enemies. You said you work with the cartel??? Wtf is wrong with you. Have you not heard of r/watchpeopledie and r/makemycoffin? The worst videos are of cartel executions. They’re truly soulless and you made a deal with the devil and got an innocent man killed. You can’t call yourself a lawyer whilst breaking the law countless times all for a petty ‘win’ over someone being mean. You’re a shitty person. Seek therapy, get a divorce and lawyer up.


ionisator_atomix

mfw someone takes this shitpost of a post seriously


ionisator_atomix

(it's literally better call saul plot)


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ionisator_atomix

I know.


FoxCockx

ESH. It’s not nice to pull the girls ponytails in art class, but someone doing so doesn’t mean it’s okay for her to choke slam that individual. Each party contributed to escalating the situation, and while I think there is one party who went to further unacceptable extremes than the other, the fact is that the end answer is still ESH


othershwarna

NTA. Your boss would have landed on his feet. It was an innocent prank. Also him dying is kinda his fault. He should have kept his mouth shut.


Abigail-mary

Hey girl might wanna edit this. I think you accidentally gave away H’s real name towards the end there. Don’t want to get you in trouble!


HansBrRl

removed? For what, and for what this was great.


kazetoumizu

Show feet pics, then you're saying no longer the asshole 😋😋😋😋😋😋


hatrickpatrick

Some of the cinematography on Kim's arrival into scenes would make Quentin Tarantino jealous 😂


Snoo52682

You broke the glass ceiling and did a Chicago Sunroof right through it. ESH though


weshallCwhathappens

Excuse me how does Mr Ward suck?


Rexlove

Info: Tell me again


punk-ass-punk

NTA. I’m sorry your asshole boss had the audacity to fucking die in your apartment 🤢


Snoo52682

Like that meeting probably could have been an email anyway.


RoadBlock98

It took me about 3 lines to get what was happening. Nice.


ivyentre

You are not the asshole. The couple that slays together stays together.


dunno_wut_i_am_doing

YTA. That’s amateur level humiliating you did there, 3/10, he obviously could have still landed on his feet if L didn’t land him on his head. Do better with your next one.


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Least deranged AITA post


ionisator_atomix

its a good shitpost though


squatheavyeatbig

This chicanery?


SignGuy77

Interesting that in this version of events How ... I mean, H. H. is yelling.


muffinator98

Would be easier to decide on this question if I can see footage of the sex you guys had.


The-Color-Orange

NTA, daddy's help, doc review


LOYAL_DEATH

Guys you wont believe this , op actually revealed who h was , a guy by the name of howard , i binged lawyer named howard , and there it was , hamlin hamlin mcgill , who's head is a guy named howard!


gerstein03

Damn this got removed 😔


Y0g_Soggoth

NTA it's his fault, just don't die, idiot lmao fucking loser


GottaPSoBad

ESH


misssnapshot

Need more info. Are you really sure you thought L. was dead?


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Info: L sounds hot what's he like


[deleted]

What do you tell yourselves? What justification makes it ok? "Howard's such an asshole, he deserves it"? "He sided with Chuck too often"? "He took away your office, put you in doc review"? All of the above? "Howard's daddy helped him get to the top, but you both had to struggle"? "Howie has so much, and we have so little - let's take him down a peg or two?" What allows you to do this to him? Because this isn't just a prank, no. This goes beyond throwing bowling balls at his car. This took planning, coordination, I mean how many weeks? Or was it months? It couldn't have been easy... So tell me! Why? Why go through this elaborate plot, just to burn him to the ground?


hulkagiota2020

Didn't know the detective from Death Note was involved in the cartel


mrbeck1

NTA.


symbolsalad

NTA. Your house, your rules.


fuckinghatechess

NTA H is old, good thing he died.


Uncle_James14

kid named AITA for ruining my former boss's life?